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R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


a professional team drafted a bortles

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Relentlessboredomm
Oct 15, 2006

It's Sic Semper Tyrannis. You said, "Ever faithful terrible lizard."
Hahaha oh Jacksonville. How do you keep loving this up?

Fred Breakfast
Aug 12, 2003

xeria
Jul 26, 2004

Ruh roh...
somewhere Gabbert is nodding like "yes yes, of course this happened"

Heaf
Jan 15, 2008

People say we suck at sports but they don't understand
It's hard to catch with holes right through your hands
don't worry JFF is made for the big city. like cleveland

Ghost of Reagan Past
Oct 7, 2003

rock and roll fun
RIP Blake Bortles.

Dubious
Mar 7, 2006

The Heroes the Vikings Deserve
Lipstick Apathy

The Lord of Hats posted:

Thank you, Jags, for taking him before it reached Minnesota's pick.

Declan MacManus
Sep 1, 2011

damn i'm really in this bitch

This seems a lot like the last time the Jags picked a QB tbh

A Pale Horse
Jul 29, 2007

Holy poo poo, I can't believe that happened. BLAKE loving BORTLES is the first quarterback picked.

Chaos Reigns.

Adun
Apr 15, 2001

Publicola
Fun Shoe
Well that's loving hilarious

Hot Diggity!
Apr 3, 2010

SKELITON_BRINGING_U_ON.GIF
Jacksonville showing they're still incompetent.

Doctor Candiru
Dec 23, 2004
Umbrella Monkey Sand
Bortles isn't very good. Sounds like a Jacksonville pick.

Stupid Dick
May 25, 2004

The Puppy Bowl posted:

Come on Cleveland bring JFF to AFC North.

Please, this. He would get destroyed by the defenses in this division.

Insertnamehere31
Jan 23, 2012

This could be the most one-sided fight since 1973 when Ali faced an eighty-foot tall mechanical Joe Frazier. My memory isn't what it used to be, but I think the entire Earth was destroyed.

what the gently caress man.


watch him be the only successful qb in this draft

Sour Diesel
Jan 30, 2010

The Puppy Bowl posted:

Come on Cleveland bring JFF to AFC North.

cosmic gumbo
Mar 26, 2005

IMA
  1. GRIP
  2. N
  3. SIP
Now the Raiders might be able to draft Mack!!!!! Please Cleveland don't take this from me.

axeil
Feb 14, 2006
"Reminds me of a young Ben Roehtlesburger. He just climbs over objections to his skill"

a new study bible!
Feb 2, 2009



BIG DICK NICK
A Philadelphia Legend
Fly Eagles Fly


Stop trying to make draft2014.gif happen. Bortles is a fine pick.

Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.
The Bortles Era Begins

fan of the browns
Apr 6, 2012


my enemy...
the enemy of every human who has ever lived...
this is the life-force that watches over the Dinosaurs.
Jesus my stram is making GBS threads out right now

SamuraiFoochs
Jan 16, 2007




Grimey Drawer
Blake Bortles's name will never not be funny to me.

Fritz Coldcockin
Nov 7, 2005
Every time I hear Blake Bortles' name I think of the Swedish Chef from the Muppets.

MakaVillian
Aug 16, 2003

Well, in Whoville they say - that his tiny hands grew three sizes that day.

Man NFLN is all-in on JFF for some reason.

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT
Kurt Warner's head looks like a shaved peanut.

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

Roasted Donut posted:

bortles owns but his career is over before it even starts. that's a shame

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth
This is beautiful.

Amy Pole Her
Jun 17, 2002
Dumb as gently caress I'm sorry jags

anne frank fanfic
Oct 31, 2005
Cmon carr or manziel to texans or cowboys now

E_Motion
Oct 26, 2004

Your fortuitous arrival is most welcome! Now, I am spared the bother of hunting you down!

College Slice
Remember how 2 months ago pretty much nobody even heard of Bortles? Yeah and now he's the #3 pick.

Parmesan Basil
Nov 12, 2008

TIME IS THE FIRE IN WHICH WE BURN THE GAME CLOCK
This is hilarious madness and I love it.

Cash Monet
Apr 5, 2009

tanglewood1420 posted:

RG3 = Michael Brockers + Janoris Jenkins + Alec Ogletree + Zac Stacey + Greg Robinson + a couple of other scrubs

I think the Rams won that trade.

yeah that sam bradford is gonna take them places now

Prozach
Oct 30, 2013

When God invented Lycra, he was thinking about Divas matches.
Oh God PLEASE TAKE MANZIEL CLEVELAND

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


we took a gabbert and a bortles

No Safe Word
Feb 26, 2005

Manziel should breathe a big rear end sigh of relief

Dexo
Aug 15, 2009

A city that was to live by night after the wilderness had passed. A city that was to forge out of steel and blood-red neon its own peculiar wilderness.
can I get a img of Manziel's face

Fenrir
Apr 26, 2005

I found my kendo stick, bitch!

Lipstick Apathy

Toad on a Hat posted:

BORTLES BEFORE MANZIEL

HAHHA

List of people surprised about this:









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say no to bats
Aug 15, 2001
Rumblee tumblee, climin' a hunny tree
Browns now have a pick of Mack or Watkins

Either would be huge additions, Mack is probably by far the best choice

So the Browns will take Manziel or Carr or Matthews or trade down 10 spots for peanuts as per normal

King Hong Kong
Nov 6, 2009

For we'll fight with a vim
that is dead sure to win.

Remember when the Jaguars were good? That front office is really working hard to make us forget those times.

LEGO Genetics
Oct 8, 2013

She growls as she storms the stadium
A villain mean and rough
And the cops all shake and quiver and quake
as she stabs them with her cuffs
welp, no matter who Oakland picks, we weren't the Jaguars picking Bortles

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fat greasy puto
Dec 30, 2001

Anime Lover David Beckham

Christ Pseudoscientist posted:

Now the Raiders might be able to draft Mack!!!!! Please Cleveland don't take this from me.

please please

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