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Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
And so the Hennewagon ends, not with a bang, but with a Bort.

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Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Blake Bortles man, Blake Bortles.

Too depressing to be funny.

A Pale Horse
Jul 29, 2007


Haha, that's pretty cool.

LiquidFriend
Apr 5, 2005

The Browns are contractually obligated to do the Brownsiest thing.

It's gotta be Jake Matthews.

Paperback Writer
May 1, 2006

Raiders gonna get Watkins!

pleeeaaase

Insertnamehere31
Jan 23, 2012

This could be the most one-sided fight since 1973 when Ali faced an eighty-foot tall mechanical Joe Frazier. My memory isn't what it used to be, but I think the entire Earth was destroyed.

Probably Magic
Oct 9, 2012

Looking cute, feeling cute.
Bridgewater on the board. Nope, Bortles.

Jacksonville.

Ramadu
Aug 25, 2004

2015 NFL MVP


Man, Bortles in the top 5. Man.

BGrifter
Mar 16, 2007

Winner of Something Awful PS5 thread's Posting Excellence Award June 2022

Congratulations!
So glad I tuned in for this.

Febreeze
Oct 24, 2011

I want to care, butt I dont
IM SO GLAD IT WAS BORTLES

Big Jay Cutler
Sep 2, 2011

IT'S ME

The Lord of Hats posted:

Thank you, Jags, for taking him before it reached Minnesota's pick.

It's true drat it it's true

Thaddius the Large
Jul 5, 2006

It's in the five-hole!
If I were a Jags fan I'd get a Bortles jersey ASAP, because it's loving hilarious to say. Bortles!

Chris de Sperg
Aug 14, 2009


if the raiders dont get watkins im gonna be very sad

Yoshifan823
Feb 19, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
Browns gonna take Mack/Manziel and loving run.

ARCDad
Jul 22, 2007
Not to be confused with poptartin
Hahah this is awesome. Now to see how the Browns gently caress up

ZenVulgarity
Oct 9, 2012

I made the hat by transforming my zen

Bortles gon die

Vintimus Prime
Apr 24, 2008

DERRRRRPPP what are picture threads for????

Manzel to the Browns? What do you think guys?

Fritz Coldcockin
Nov 7, 2005
So what do the Browns do? Defense, WR, or do they hop on the Manziel train?

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

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Is anyone really pumped to go to Jacksonville?

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.
The AFC south is going to OWN this season

No Safe Word
Feb 26, 2005

Febreeze posted:

IM SO GLAD IT WAS BORTLES



loving ahahahahaha

Coldforge
Oct 29, 2002

I knew it would be bad.
I didn't know it would be so stupid.
"Pumped to go to Jacksonville."

Things that should never be said.

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


Thanks for saving the Browns from themselves, Jaguars

Stupid Dick
May 25, 2004

I..........I can see the defeat in his eyes already. This makes me sad.

Bonham
Aug 14, 2009

Kill! Kill! Kill!
Jax gonna be bad forever

El Gallinero Gros
Mar 17, 2010
COME ALONG BORTLES

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


when did the jags change their logo to a rabid chester cheetah

E_Motion
Oct 26, 2004

Your fortuitous arrival is most welcome! Now, I am spared the bother of hunting you down!

College Slice

anne frank fanfic posted:

Cmon carr or manziel to texans or cowboys now

Oh god JFF to the Cowboys. I'm getting an aneurysm thinking about how much media attention that's gonna get.

Vando
Oct 26, 2007

stoats about
His name. Is Bortles.

GOOD TIMES ON METH
Mar 17, 2006

Fun Shoe
Maybe Bortles will loving own. God speed gentle Bortles

Azhais
Feb 5, 2007
Switchblade Switcharoo
TRADE :siren:

Fenrir
Apr 26, 2005

I found my kendo stick, bitch!

Lipstick Apathy

Febreeze posted:

IM SO GLAD IT WAS BORTLES



Yessssssssssss

Heaf
Jan 15, 2008

People say we suck at sports but they don't understand
It's hard to catch with holes right through your hands
Bills get the pick hahah

fyallm
Feb 27, 2007



College Slice
So glad this means JFF wont be there for the cowboys

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth
RIP Bortles' career

Ghost of Reagan Past
Oct 7, 2003

rock and roll fun

Febreeze posted:

IM SO GLAD IT WAS BORTLES


The UCF-est thing.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

WeLandedOnTheMoon! posted:

Stop trying to make draft2014.gif happen. Bortles is a fine pick.

Maybe but it's loving funny he got picked before JFF

Pistol Packin Poet
Nov 5, 2012

Everyone needs an
escape goat!
Haha whoa trade

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

BILLS TRADIN UP

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Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

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Trade!!!

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