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E_Motion
Oct 26, 2004

Your fortuitous arrival is most welcome! Now, I am spared the bother of hunting you down!

College Slice

Spoeank posted:

Where's that gif of that Giants TE (name escapes me) who was celebrating on the sidelines and then gets a "what the gently caress" face?



Because that's all the JFF-to-Browns fans right now

Do you mean that Jeremy Shockey gif?

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Vengarr
Jun 17, 2010

Smashed before noon

WeLandedOnTheMoon! posted:

Gilbert is a good pick. Stop reaching for draftgif2014.gif. Let it come naturally.

Except Cleveland already has a good defense and literally no offense, but they traded up to get a corner.

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

Gilbert is a real good CB but seriously what the hell

ComposerGuy
Jul 28, 2007

Conspicuous Absinthe
Did the Browns just literally trade up one spot to take Justin Gilbert?

Fenrir
Apr 26, 2005

I found my kendo stick, bitch!

Lipstick Apathy

Volkerball posted:

You can't tell me he wouldn't have been there at 9.

Yeah, that's what I really don't get.

surf rock
Aug 12, 2007

We need more women in STEM, and by that, I mean skateboarding, television, esports, and magic.
To be fair, Joe Haden + Justin Gilbert is gonna be SICK.

Not sick enough to make up for an anemic offense, but whatevs. Draft Derek Carr and have him wing it to Josh Gordon all day, Cleveland.

Hockles
Dec 25, 2007

Resident of Camp Blood
Crystal Lake

JFF to Vikings just to twist the knife

bewbies
Sep 23, 2003

Fun Shoe
people are overlooking the fact that he's a really good prospect because

1) browns
2) almost irrelevant trade

Manoueverable
Oct 23, 2010

Dubs Loves Wubs
what the hell NFL Network I don't wanna listen to Millen and these other jabronis, I want the guys in the venue

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


also none of us know anything about these players and :lol:ing at picks is just going to bite us by revealing how dumb we are





except bortles holy poo poo

Azhais
Feb 5, 2007
Switchblade Switcharoo

Dubious posted:

:laugh: browns

What did they give us for that?

5th, #145 or somesuch

straight up brolic
Jan 31, 2007

After all, I was nice in ball,
Came to practice weed scented
Report card like the speed limit

:homebrew::homebrew::homebrew:

sternum bicep what

Tricky Ed
Aug 18, 2010

It is important to avoid confusion. This is the one that's okay to lick.


I don't understand trading up for that, but honestly a 5th rounder doesn't hurt that much. So... go the Browns?

Darth Brooks
Jan 15, 2005

I do not wear this mask to protect me. I wear it to protect you from me.

Mr. Nice! posted:

Absolutely got swindled. No way the vikings were going to take that guy.

In this draft the extra fifth could be useful. But Noooo way the Vikes would have taken Gilbert.

indigi
Jul 20, 2004

how can we not talk about family
when family's all that we got?
EVERYTHING IS FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKED

Fritz Coldcockin
Nov 7, 2005

axeil posted:

The Factory of Sadness must meet numbers for this quarter.

But...but there was LITERALLY no point! They pissed away a 5th rounder to move up ONE spot to take a guy that was GONNA BE THERE WHEN THEY PICKED!

Nissin Cup Nudist
Sep 3, 2011

Sleep with one eye open

We're off to Gritty Gritty land




lol Browns

never stop Brownsing

Danny LaFever
Dec 29, 2008


Grimey Drawer
Seems like a perfect scenario for the Lions to trade back.

Big Ol Marsh Pussy
Jan 7, 2007

Goetta posted:

Gilbert is good but man you don't have a QB or any sort of offense outside of one awesome dude

somewhere jordan cameron sheds a single tear

Schwack
Jan 31, 2003

Someone needs to stop this! Sherman has lost his mind! Peyton is completely unable to defend himself out there!

Stupid Dick posted:

Just when you thought the Browns were going to be competent in this draft...........

Dunno, this doesnt seem incompetent. They traded very little to get a good CB.

Kwik
Apr 4, 2006

You can't touch our beaver. :canada:

Ramadu posted:

Traded up a spot for a corner :lol:

Let's sum up:

They spun the 4th pick for the 9th pick, a first rounder in 2015 and a fourth rounder in 2015, then turned that 9 pick into the 8 pick, and gave up a 5th rounder this year for...


...Justin Gilbert?

Febreeze
Oct 24, 2011

I want to care, butt I dont


Wouldn't Gilbert have been there at #9? Did the Vikes fleece them? Goddamnit browns

Rectal Placenta
Feb 25, 2011
JFF to Cowboys in play

nah
Mar 16, 2009

Johnathan Football

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
Lions had better get Darqueze Denard. Motherfuckers.

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!
Gruden apparently missed Deion's entire career.

Fenrir
Apr 26, 2005

I found my kendo stick, bitch!

Lipstick Apathy

Vengarr posted:

Except Cleveland already has a good defense and literally no offense, but they traded up to get a corner.

ding ding ding

De Nomolos
Jan 17, 2007

TV rots your brain like it's crack cocaine
JFF has already spent 3 nights at Jerry's mansion, being chauffeured around by Quincy Carter.

Laderhan
Oct 2, 2013
Please don't go to the Cowboys, Johnny.

Spoeank
Jul 16, 2003

That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

E_Motion posted:

Do you mean that Jeremy Shockey gif?

Yes! Shockey.

TheHock
Jul 3, 2008

I have altered my retirement plans. Pray I do not alter them any further.

MakaVillian posted:

Mayock thought the Vikes were going to pick him so who know.

There was about a 5% chance of that happening.

Iron Clad Lou
Feb 12, 2008

I want Aaron Donald

Relentlessboredomm
Oct 15, 2006

It's Sic Semper Tyrannis. You said, "Ever faithful terrible lizard."

Ramadu posted:

I mean, thats a good pick and a good player. But loving lol

Yep exactly how I feel.

Paracausal
Sep 5, 2011

Oh yeah, baby. Frame your suffering as a masterpiece. Only one problem - no one's watching. It's boring, buddy, boring as death.

ComposerGuy posted:

Did the Browns just literally trade up one spot to take Justin Gilbert?

They traded back to 9 first! Imagine if they took him at 4!

Probably Magic
Oct 9, 2012

Looking cute, feeling cute.
Two picks until Titans Johnny.

Bonham
Aug 14, 2009

Kill! Kill! Kill!
Whoa guys Haden and Gilbert

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


is that dude related to jarron gilbert

how many pools can he jump out of

a new study bible!
Feb 2, 2009



BIG DICK NICK
A Philadelphia Legend
Fly Eagles Fly


Chris de Sperg posted:

there's not gonna be a draft gif there hasn't been one for years why do people keep saying this

Because any time the pick is something other than the mocks predicted there are three pages of all caps exaggerated guffawing.

Volkerball
Oct 15, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
ban everyone who's posts contain the words "spoiler" or "draft.gif"

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axeil
Feb 14, 2006

Spoeank posted:

Where's that gif of Jeremy Shockey celebrating on the sidelines and then gets a "what the gently caress" face?



Because that's all the JFF-to-Browns fans right now

That's Jeremy Shocky and it's awesome.

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