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EugeneJ
Feb 5, 2012

by FactsAreUseless

Alter Ego posted:

He's freefallin' now boy.

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skipdogg
Nov 29, 2004
Resident SRT-4 Expert

drat. I kinda feel bad for JFF now. Just a little

Prozach
Oct 30, 2013

When God invented Lycra, he was thinking about Divas matches.
Does this mean Texans might get Clowney and Manziel in the same draft?

Holy poo poo.

Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.

Fred Breakfast posted:

So it turns out when Manziel was rubbing his fingers he was actually playing the two tiniest violins for his own future lament.

Ahahahahaha goddamn

E_Motion
Oct 26, 2004

Your fortuitous arrival is most welcome! Now, I am spared the bother of hunting you down!

College Slice

Mel Mudkiper posted:

I was gonna turn it off after JFF got drafted

That was an hour ago

Hope you can stay awake until tomorrow night

Diva Cupcake
Aug 15, 2005

Best Player Available From Alabama

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

Quest For Glory II posted:

johnny's shoulder has about 20 fritos on it right now

all of those fritos are doritos my friend

Kirios
Jan 26, 2010




It's shaping like Blake Bortles was by far the top quarterback prospect in the draft. That's loving hilarious to me.

Lessail
Apr 1, 2011

:cry::cry:
tell me how vgk aren't playing like shit again
:cry::cry:
p.s. help my grapes are so sour!

axeil posted:

IT.... DIDN'T HAPPEN?? :negative:


Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

not jff will get the last laugh when he makes the hall

Big Ol Marsh Pussy
Jan 7, 2007

there is no way jff makes it past the cardinals

The Puppy Bowl
Jan 31, 2013

A dog, in the house.

*woof*

Coldforge posted:

Niners trade here?

Yes?

Tzen
Sep 11, 2001

xbilkis posted:

Instant-cut to JFF made the whole thing worth it. The one moment where unreasonable media hype has been for the better
Need a gif of this

waah
Jun 20, 2011

Better stay in line when
You see a Pavel like me shinin

axeil posted:

IT.... DIDN'T HAPPEN?? :negative:



God drat, this is the best.

Mgant
Nov 26, 2005

Best in the West
Didnt Dallas pick a center last year in the first round and now they pick a guard. Maybe next year they will pick another guard.

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

I bet Miami takes a WR.

Roasted Donut
Aug 24, 2007

NWA WHITE POWERRR!!!!
terrible steelers pick and then dallas doesn't take jff. this draft went from awesome as hell to total poo poo real quick

Emanuel Collective
Jan 16, 2008

by Smythe
when the Jets take JFF the Unitas comparisons will be unbearable

Febreeze
Oct 24, 2011

I want to care, butt I dont


Lol JFF is our draft day tumbler I love it

evilweasel
Aug 24, 2002

Alter Ego posted:

Haha, you think the Patriots are going to use the 29th pick as anything other than trade bait? Bill's due for another draft collectathon.

i am having a bad day so it seems quite possible to me

Amy Pole Her
Jun 17, 2002
Ha ha Clinton Dix for Miami calling it now

swizz
Oct 10, 2004

I can recall being broke with some friends in Tennessee and deciding to have a party and being able to afford only two-fifths of a $1.75 bourbon called Two Natural, whose label showed dice coming up 5 and 2. Its taste was memorable. The psychological effect was also notable.
JFF owns forever for what he did to Duke in the Peach Bowl

Rasczak
Mar 30, 2005

Chris de Sperg posted:

well that's out of left field

Not really, Dallas needs a guard, he's been their pick in more than a few mocks

Petey
Nov 26, 2005

For who knows what is good for a person in life, during the few and meaningless days they pass through like a shadow? Who can tell them what will happen under the sun after they are gone?

No Safe Word posted:

Johnny Free Fall

Manoueverable
Oct 23, 2010

Dubs Loves Wubs
I'm almost certain someone's gonna trade up to the Hawks' pick to take JFF or Bridgewater now

Moneyball
Jul 11, 2005

It's a problem you think we need to explain ourselves.
If you were a QB in this (or any, really) draft, do you want to go real high and end up with a poo poo team like the Jags or Browns, get a big rookie contract and fail, or take the Aaron Rodgers/Ben Roethlisberger route and end up on a pretty complete team that just needs a quarterback or play behind a HOFer for a few seasons?

Parmesan Basil
Nov 12, 2008

TIME IS THE FIRE IN WHICH WE BURN THE GAME CLOCK
So close. You can do it KC. I know you can.

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


I made this mistake last year, where by this time I was feeling bad for Geno

Sorry sports media, you can't fool me again

Fritz Coldcockin
Nov 7, 2005

Tzen posted:

Need a gif of this

"Look! You can actually see the moment where his heart breaks!"

PrinceRandom
Feb 26, 2013

JT Jag posted:

Would Blake Bortles have been picked by now if it weren't for the Jaguars???

no

Insertnamehere31
Jan 23, 2012

This could be the most one-sided fight since 1973 when Ali faced an eighty-foot tall mechanical Joe Frazier. My memory isn't what it used to be, but I think the entire Earth was destroyed.

axeil posted:

OH gently caress THE EAGLES ARE GONNA PICK HIM NOW AREN'T THEY? :suicide:

Everyone shut the gently caress up they're gonna take a defender







please take a defender.



take anyone but jff

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

AAA DOLFAN posted:

Ha ha Clinton Dix for Miami calling it now

that would own for name alone

Sour Diesel
Jan 30, 2010

Roasted Donut posted:

terrible steelers pick and then dallas doesn't take jff. this draft went from awesome as hell to total poo poo real quick

It might not have been the best pick for the team but isn't shazier the best LB in the draft?

RumbleFish
Dec 20, 2007

Legit bummed about no JFF to Dallas, but loving every minute of the freefall.

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT

Moneyball posted:

If you were a QB in this (or any, really) draft, do you want to go real high and end up with a poo poo team like the Jags or Browns, get a big rookie contract and fail, or take the Aaron Rodgers/Ben Roethlisberger route and end up on a pretty complete team that just needs a quarterback or play behind a HOFer for a few seasons?

Bridgewater to the Saints.

nah
Mar 16, 2009

Emanuel Collective posted:

when the Jets take JFF the Unitas comparisons will be unbearable

lol

Cascadia Pirate
Jan 18, 2011
Well it is (relatively) safe to watch ESPN this off-season. Thank God JFF isn't going to Dallas.

Samadhi
May 13, 2001

JFF is no Aaron Rodgers

Lessail
Apr 1, 2011

:cry::cry:
tell me how vgk aren't playing like shit again
:cry::cry:
p.s. help my grapes are so sour!

Roasted Donut posted:

terrible steelers pick and then dallas doesn't take jff. this draft went from awesome as hell to total poo poo real quick

maybe texans will trade up to get him

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PrinceRandom
Feb 26, 2013

Insertnamehere31 posted:

Everyone shut the gently caress up they're gonna take a defender







please take a defender.



take anyone but jff

:getin:

karma bitches

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