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Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.
ahaahah some drunk bum convinced the Browns to draft JFF

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PrinceRandom
Feb 26, 2013

Ughhhhhh

Sash!
Mar 16, 2001


Roasted Donut posted:

I'm so glad to palyfor the Clevelnd Browns. It's excellent to play for this great franchise and join such a storied lineage of failed QBs. It's truly a great day. SHout out to my boy Tim COuch.

I remember my brother saying everyone at his job was really excited about Charlie Frye. I think he died or something.

Mughe
Mar 17, 2007

I'll tolerate you until I can replace you.
I can't believe I'm pumped for a Browns pick but holy loving poo poo.

Demon Of The Fall
May 1, 2004

Nap Ghost
cleveland browns are taking draft advice from homeless people apparently

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

A homeless person convinced them to draft him? What?

The Big Jesus
Oct 29, 2007

#essereFerrari
somebody please screencap the sad gf

vyst
Aug 25, 2009



A homeless person looked up at me and I spit in his face and shanked him with a knife.

Pron on VHS
Nov 14, 2005

Blood Clots
Sweat Dries
Bones Heal
Suck it Up and Keep Wrestling
oh my god sal

Vengarr
Jun 17, 2010

Smashed before noon
Holy poo poo that story

My sides are in orbit

GAYS FOR DAYS
Dec 22, 2005

by exmarx
lol get a homeless man in the war room

xbilkis
Apr 11, 2005

god qb
me
jay hova
A homeless man caused Cleveland to pick a quarterback in the first round.

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



On Espn: the story of a homeless man who wandered into the Browns warroom and drafted Johnny Manziel.

wheez the roux
Aug 2, 2004
THEY SHOULD'VE GIVEN IT TO LYNCH

Death to the Seahawks. Death to Seahawks posters.

zimbomonkey posted:

Yes, those scrappy likeable underdogs known as the seahawks.

i want the browns to win at least a few of them because go Browns and the image of JFF winning a superbowl and hoisting the trophy fuuuuckkkkk

Prozach
Oct 30, 2013

When God invented Lycra, he was thinking about Divas matches.
A Hobo was the reason they drafted Manziel. I believe it 100%

axeil
Feb 14, 2006
:lol: NFL Network pointing out the terrible Browns QB history.

Ramadu
Aug 25, 2004

2015 NFL MVP


Uh. The Browns drafted JFF because a homeless guy told them too per Sal Palantonio. Jesus Christ Browns.

Parmesan Basil
Nov 12, 2008

TIME IS THE FIRE IN WHICH WE BURN THE GAME CLOCK
I can't handle it. Teddy please

HappyHelmet
Apr 9, 2003

Hail to the king baby!
Grimey Drawer
Yes. Homeless people should make all draft related football decisions.

C-Euro
Mar 20, 2010

:science:
Soiled Meat

Hockles posted:

Yes, to the Cowboys

gently caress me. It worked so well the first (and second!) times.

AsInHowe
Jan 11, 2007

red winged angel
THE CLEVELAND BROWNS PICKED JOHNNY MANZIEL AFTER A HOMELESS MAN IN DOWNTOWN CLEVELAND GOADED JIMMY HASLAM INTO DOING IT.

WHAT IN THE gently caress

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!
^^--Haha, holy poo poo that's even better

I missed that story, are they saying Haslam made them take JFF?

That seems unfortunate if so.

swickles
Aug 21, 2006

I guess that I don't need that though
Now you're just some QB that I used to know
Hahaha, the decision to draft JFF was inspired by a homeless man...

Probably Magic
Oct 9, 2012

Looking cute, feeling cute.
Browns literally using homeless people as assistant GMs.

Volkerball
Oct 15, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Wait what was that story about the homeless guy and "draft manziel"

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

Hockles posted:

Draft = Hope springs eternal for Cleveland.

Don't you know anything?

It's like a beautiful flower about to be crushed by a boot.

Fat Lowtax
Nov 9, 2008


"I'm willing to pay up to $1200 for a big anime titty"


The Browns have been run by hobos for years

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


Sorry Parmesan.

Elotana
Dec 12, 2003

and i'm putting it all on the goddamn expense account
Cleveland Browns taking their cues from the mutterings of the homeless

small hendren
Jan 27, 2011
he wasn't homeless, it's just Cleveland

axeil
Feb 14, 2006

Pron on VHS posted:

oh my god sal

Vengarr posted:

Holy poo poo that story

My sides are in orbit

What story???

MakaVillian
Aug 16, 2003

Well, in Whoville they say - that his tiny hands grew three sizes that day.

Faulk just intimated that JFF didn't have much talent around him in college.

Fenrir
Apr 26, 2005

I found my kendo stick, bitch!

Lipstick Apathy

Tzen posted:

I love it.



jesus :stonk:

knox
Oct 28, 2004

Holy poo poo a homeless Cleveland man is behind the Manziel pick. hahaha that was loving ridiculous.

RumbleFish
Dec 20, 2007

Thank god.

Big Ol Marsh Pussy
Jan 7, 2007

DENNARD OR BRIDGEWATER PLEASE

surf rock
Aug 12, 2007

We need more women in STEM, and by that, I mean skateboarding, television, esports, and magic.
Holy poo poo that ESPN report:

A homeless man yelled at criminal owner Jimmy Haslam to draft Manziel and that was how he made the decision on who his franchise quarterback should be.

Pistol Packin Poet
Nov 5, 2012

Everyone needs an
escape goat!
Reach

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

Spergon Wynn is such a great name,

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Azhais
Feb 5, 2007
Switchblade Switcharoo
Not a guard!

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