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Febreeze
Oct 24, 2011

I want to care, butt I dont

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wheez the roux
Aug 2, 2004
THEY SHOULD'VE GIVEN IT TO LYNCH

Death to the Seahawks. Death to Seahawks posters.
twenty-secondth

skipdogg
Nov 29, 2004
Resident SRT-4 Expert

Teddy B could fall all the way to 33 and the Texans....

Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.

Its just so goddamn perfect

waah
Jun 20, 2011

Better stay in line when
You see a Pavel like me shinin


Bet on enough to throw a couple racks at some strippers?

wheez the roux
Aug 2, 2004
THEY SHOULD'VE GIVEN IT TO LYNCH

Death to the Seahawks. Death to Seahawks posters.

him?

bucksmash
Mar 11, 2002

wow bengals pick in with the quickness

Stupid Dick
May 25, 2004

Pick is in! Ohgodohgodohgod

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

Parmesan Basil posted:

I'm just let down at this point. A million other picks would have been better.

just like draft Dustin Vaughn in the 7th he's better than Alex Smith

Grand Theft Autobot
Feb 28, 2008

I'm something of a fucking idiot myself
You are loving kidding me with all this non-Bridgewater drafting bullshit

Cart Mountain
Nov 1, 2004

Roasted Donut posted:

I'm so glad to palyfor the Clevelnd Browns. It's excellent to play for this great franchise and join such a storied lineage of failed QBs. It's truly a great day. SHout out to my boy Tim COuch.

Rasczak
Mar 30, 2005


Ford and Kony Ealy were the DEs projected to mid/late 1st

Lessail
Apr 1, 2011

:cry::cry:
tell me how vgk aren't playing like shit again
:cry::cry:
p.s. help my grapes are so sour!
oh god are the texans gonna get both clowney and bridgewater????

Big Ol Marsh Pussy
Jan 7, 2007

please be a windmill slam dennard pick

Kirios
Jan 26, 2010





Have you missed any yet, or has everyone been an expected first round pick thus far?

Soothing Vapors
Mar 26, 2006

Associate Justice Lena "Kegels" Dunham: An uncool thought to have: 'is that guy walking in the dark behind me a rapist? Never mind, he's Asian.

Parmesan Basil posted:

If you want to get on the Fire John Dorsey bandwagon, it starts behind me.

This is better than I thought you'd take it tbqh

Smarms
Aug 27, 2008
Cmon Bengals, Bridgewater. Become the team you were born to be.

Sash!
Mar 16, 2001


The shocking twist is that the homeless guy was actually Ty Detmer

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

Browns fan on the phone:

"Let me propose this trade to you...Sammy Watkins, Teddy Bridgewater, a 3rd, and a fifth...For Justin Gilbert and Johnny Manziel"

Parmesan Basil
Nov 12, 2008

TIME IS THE FIRE IN WHICH WE BURN THE GAME CLOCK
This loving sucks so bad.

No Safe Word
Feb 26, 2005

wheez the roux posted:

twenty-secondth

twenty tooth

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

goddamnit those mocks that had Bridgewater going to Houston at 33 are gonna be right aren't they

AggressivelyStupid
Jan 9, 2012


Tattoo this on my eyelids

Gerund
Sep 12, 2007

He push a man


Kalli posted:

On Espn: the story of a homeless man who wandered into the Browns warroom and drafted Johnny Manziel.

I'd watch that 30 for 30

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

Ehud posted:

Browns fan on the phone:

"Let me propose this trade to you...Sammy Watkins, Teddy Bridgewater, a 3rd, and a fifth...For Justin Gilbert and Johnny Manziel"

I can't stop laughing

Petey
Nov 26, 2005

For who knows what is good for a person in life, during the few and meaningless days they pass through like a shadow? Who can tell them what will happen under the sun after they are gone?

Lessail posted:

oh god are the texans gonna get both clowney and bridgewater????

ugh

PrinceRandom
Feb 26, 2013

now i got a loving headache...

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

oh, nobody mentioned vince young's gonna mentor jfff

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

Parmesan Basil posted:

This loving sucks so bad.

It's OK Parmesan, Alex is here for you.

Pistol Packin Poet
Nov 5, 2012

Everyone needs an
escape goat!

Parmesan Basil posted:

This loving sucks so bad.

:(

Dr_Strangelove
Dec 16, 2003

Mein Fuhrer! THEY WON!

ALL-PRO SEXMAN posted:

Send Alex Smith to hold his hand.

My hands are kinda small, I would take Alex's in mine :3:

Fenrir
Apr 26, 2005

I found my kendo stick, bitch!

Lipstick Apathy

Lessail posted:

oh god are the texans gonna get both clowney and bridgewater????

Yup.

No Safe Word
Feb 26, 2005

Lessail posted:

oh god are the texans gonna get both clowney and bridgewater????

:gizz: :gizz:

Vengarr
Jun 17, 2010

Smashed before noon
I'm still laughing my rear end off. God, Sal's delivery was loving perfect. He should get an Emmy for that performance.

"He looked up, and he recognized me, and he said...'Draft. Manziel."

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth
I'm not gonna lie after Johnny got drafted by a hobo to die in Cleveland everything else is kinda in a refractory period for me.

AggressivelyStupid
Jan 9, 2012

I'm scared

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

And now no picks until the third round. Thanks for loving nothing. This goddam team is going to do nothing but nut punch me until the day I die. Go gently caress yourself Dorsey.

Afterbirth Aftermath
Aug 29, 2002

Can definitely tell who's been a Brown the longest

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Sash! posted:

The shocking twist is that the homeless guy was actually Ty Detmer

Bernie Kosar's had a rough go of it lately.

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fan of the browns
Apr 6, 2012


my enemy...
the enemy of every human who has ever lived...
this is the life-force that watches over the Dinosaurs.

Mel Mudkiper posted:

That Browns QB list like the goddamn Taker streak

lol

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