NFL Draft Game Day Thread 1st round ONLY

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Ribsauce: Jul 29, 2006; Blacks in the back.

Hold me......

# ? May 9, 2014 03:56

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Prozach: Oct 30, 2013; When God invented Lycra, he was thinking about Divas matches.

Mel Mudkiper posted:

That Browns QB list like the goddamn Taker streak

MY CLIENT JOHNNY FOOTBALL BROKE THE FACTORY OF SADNESS STREAK

# ? May 9, 2014 03:56

Soothing Vapors: Mar 26, 2006; Associate Justice Lena "Kegels" Dunham: An uncool thought to have: 'is that guy walking in the dark behind me a rapist? Never mind, he's Asian.

Chris de Sperg posted:

it's like the some weird devolution chart

from goblin to human to neanderthal

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got any sevens: Feb 9, 2013; by Cyrano4747

Rasczak posted:

Ford and Kony Ealy were the DEs projected to mid/late 1st

Kony 2014! Lol unfortunate name

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GOOD TIMES ON METH: Mar 17, 2006; Fun Shoe

Well this owns

# ? May 9, 2014 03:56

Parmesan Basil: Nov 12, 2008; TIME IS THE FIRE IN WHICH WE BURN THE GAME CLOCK

Pistol Packin Poet posted:

Enjoy Teddy.

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Insertnamehere31: Jan 23, 2012; This could be the most one-sided fight since 1973 when Ali faced an eighty-foot tall mechanical Joe Frazier. My memory isn't what it used to be, but I think the entire Earth was destroyed.

Kicker Meshugenah Brown form Scottish Culinary Institute

# ? May 9, 2014 03:56

GAYS FOR DAYS: Dec 22, 2005; by exmarx

Emanuel Collective posted:

22th

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Dr Tran: Dec 17, 2002; HE'S GOT A PH.D. IN
KICKING YOUR ASS!

Guessing Roby is the Chargers pick

# ? May 9, 2014 03:56

GOOD TIMES ON METH: Mar 17, 2006; Fun Shoe

Big ups to the retarded rear end Pittsburgh Steelers

# ? May 9, 2014 03:56

surf rock: Aug 12, 2007; We need more women in STEM, and by that, I mean skateboarding, television, esports, and magic.

Chris de Sperg posted:

It's like a sliding scale of attractiveness and a reverse sliding scale of happiness.

# ? May 9, 2014 03:56

xbilkis: Apr 11, 2005; god qb
me
jay hova

zimbomonkey posted:

22th pick

tell me that's official

I honestly think JFF could be like the 6rd or 7st best QB in the NFL if he reaches his ceiling

# ? May 9, 2014 03:56

Vertical Lime: Dec 11, 2004

darren rovell ‏@darrenrovell
Johnny Manziel will make about $12M less than Blake Bortles will make on his rookie deal

# ? May 9, 2014 03:56

Kirios: Jan 26, 2010

Lessail posted:

oh god are the texans gonna get both clowney and bridgewater????

That would LITERALLY be best case scenario, even if the Texans had #1 and #2 overall. I would be so loving ecstatic if this somehow happened.

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Big Ol Marsh Pussy: Jan 7, 2007

Goetta posted:

Well this owns

i spoiled myself and same

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PrinceRandom: Feb 26, 2013

Lessail posted:

oh god are the texans gonna get both clowney and bridgewater????

this is the only cure for my nausea

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No Butt Stuff: Jun 10, 2004

Parmesan Basil posted:

If you want to get on the Fire John Dorsey bandwagon, it starts behind me.

seriously

what the gently caress

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Dr_Strangelove: Dec 16, 2003; Mein Fuhrer! THEY WON!

Chris de Sperg posted:

Needs the Ticket Oak in there too

e: or Terri Schiavo

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Oswald Kesselpot: Jan 14, 2008; HONK HONK HONK

AsInHowe posted:

THE CLEVELAND BROWNS PICKED JOHNNY MANZIEL AFTER A HOMELESS MAN IN DOWNTOWN CLEVELAND GOADED JIMMY HASLAM INTO DOING IT.

WHAT IN THE gently caress

Well, it's not like this is going to work out any worse than any other draft day strategy they have used to get a QB.

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Spoeank: Jul 16, 2003; That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

fuuuuuuuuuuuck

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Big Ol Marsh Pussy: Jan 7, 2007

HAIL SATAN

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Insertnamehere31: Jan 23, 2012; This could be the most one-sided fight since 1973 when Ali faced an eighty-foot tall mechanical Joe Frazier. My memory isn't what it used to be, but I think the entire Earth was destroyed.

xbilkis posted:

I honestly think JFF could be like the 6rd or 7st best QB in the NFL if he reaches his ceiling

The guy who made the thing probably dn't know about the trade to 22 and panicked anc schanged it from 26th to 22nd but forgot to change the th

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Pistol Packin Poet: Nov 5, 2012; Everyone needs an
escape goat!

Good pick

# ? May 9, 2014 03:58

Parmesan Basil: Nov 12, 2008; TIME IS THE FIRE IN WHICH WE BURN THE GAME CLOCK

No Butt Stuff posted:

seriously

what the gently caress

You can be co-pilot.

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No Irish Need Imply: Nov 30, 2008

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

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Smarms: Aug 27, 2008

Meh.

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Amy Pole Her: Jun 17, 2002

Beckham isn't a value pick wtf

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bucksmash: Mar 11, 2002

an there goes dennard

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AggressivelyStupid: Jan 9, 2012

Boring safe pick :argh:

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waah: Jun 20, 2011; Better stay in line when
You see a Pavel like me shinin

God loving drat it

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Taerkar: Dec 7, 2002; kind of into it, really

Oh god yes.

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Ribsauce: Jul 29, 2006; Blacks in the back.

Dennard or we riot

...

...

PRAISE ALLAH

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The Glumslinger: Sep 24, 2008; Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?; Hair Elf

Solid pick

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Probably Magic: Oct 9, 2012; Looking cute, feeling cute.

Vertical Lime posted:

oh, nobody mentioned vince young's gonna mentor jfff

Owns.

Should've been Tennessee, aagh.

# ? May 9, 2014 03:58

fan of the browns: Apr 6, 2012; my enemy...
the enemy of every human who has ever lived...
this is the life-force that watches over the Dinosaurs.