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Comfortador: Jul 31, 2003; Just give me all the 3ggs_n_b4con you have.

Wait...wait.

I worry what you just heard was...
"Give me a lot of b4con_n_3ggs."

What I said was...
"Give me all the 3ggs_n_b4con you have"

...Do you understand?

Silly Burrito posted:

Minny trades up! Sorry Houston.

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Prozach: Oct 30, 2013; When God invented Lycra, he was thinking about Divas matches.

Trade with the Vikings.

Nothing ever changes.

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Lazerbeam: Feb 4, 2011

drat vikings will get bridgewater :C

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bondster: May 6, 2007

gently caress gently caress gently caress gently caress YOU VIKINGS

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Gerund: Sep 12, 2007; He push a man

GODDAMNIT

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No Irish Need Imply: Nov 30, 2008

OH poo poo VIKINGS

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amaranthine: Aug 27, 2009; I AM A TERRIBLE HUMAN BEING

ahahaha texans about to get screwed into taking derek carr

my condolences

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That Which Squeaks: Aug 28, 2006; "Good. Use your aggressive feelings, boy. Let the hate flow through you."
-Bill Belichick

From the official Browns twitter:

Congratulations to the 22th pick! :downs:

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axeil: Feb 14, 2006

Sorry Houston.

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Lessail: Apr 1, 2011; tell me how vgk aren't playing like shit again

p.s. help my grapes are so sour!

no wikings what are you doing

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Probably Magic: Oct 9, 2012; Looking cute, feeling cute.

Bridgewater Vikings maybe hmmm?

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Rasczak: Mar 30, 2005

Kirios posted:

so close so close so close so close DO NOT TRADE UP WITH SEATTLE YOU FUCKERS

Hahaha y'all just got cockblocked

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Schwack: Jan 31, 2003; Someone needs to stop this! Sherman has lost his mind! Peyton is completely unable to defend himself out there!

This is why you're stupid if you go to a Seahawks draft party.

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Bonham: Aug 14, 2009; Kill! Kill! Kill!

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Dey Yah: Dec 18, 2010

I hope it's Tom Savage

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Doctor Candiru: Dec 23, 2004; Umbrella Monkey Sand

PLEASE GO BRIDGEWATER!!

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Vincent Van Goatse: Nov 8, 2006; Enjoy every sandwich.; Smellrose

wheez the roux posted:

all aboard the bortbus

hahahahaha

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Silly Burrito: Nov 27, 2007; SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT

Kirios posted:

so close so close so close so close DO NOT TRADE UP WITH SEATTLE YOU FUCKERS

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ytCEuuW2_A

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No Safe Word: Feb 26, 2005

sportsgenius86 posted:

I hope it's Garoppolo

this yes please

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Parmesan Basil: Nov 12, 2008; TIME IS THE FIRE IN WHICH WE BURN THE GAME CLOCK

Ponder was the only starter worse than Smith lol. He's officially the worst now.

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Chris de Sperg: Aug 14, 2009

noooooooooooo

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skipdogg: Nov 29, 2004; Resident SRT-4 Expert

HOUSTON COCK BLOCKED by the Vikings...

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Volkerball: Oct 15, 2009; by FactsAreUseless

REGGIE YOU SON OF A BITCH

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wheez the roux: Aug 2, 2004; THEY SHOULD'VE GIVEN IT TO LYNCH

Death to the Seahawks. Death to Seahawks posters.

Insertnamehere31 posted:

sounds like an extra gross sex move

in many ways, it is

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Abugadu: Jul 12, 2004; 1st Sgt. Matthews and the men have Procured for me a cummerbund from a traveling gypsy, who screeched Victory shall come at a Terrible price. i am Honored.

lol houston.

Vikes gonna take the Bridge.

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Dramatika: Aug 1, 2002; THE BANK IS OPEN

Please take Carr please take Carr

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Brannock: Feb 9, 2006; by exmarx; Fallen Rib

It's gonna be Bridgewater isn't it

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fartknocker: Oct 28, 2012; Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.; Wedge Regret

one last time

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Zifnab: Aug 21, 2005; Hope Springs Eternal

Trade down makes sense, just super anticlimactic :v:

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New Division: Jun 23, 2004; I beg to present to you as a Christmas gift, Mr. Lombardi, the city of Detroit.

Please be Carr. I need a good laugh.

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SunshineDanceParty: Feb 7, 2006; One Road. Two Friends. One Ass.

Is it happening? Can I get happy drunk tonight?

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Chris James 2: Aug 9, 2012

Oh my god

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AsInHowe: Jan 11, 2007; red winged angel

Alouicious posted:

why is everyone drafting DBs

The Titans drafted a huge DB early on.

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Roasted Donut: Aug 24, 2007; NWA WHITE POWERRR!!!!

Roby seriously sucks

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The Glumslinger: Sep 24, 2008; Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?; Hair Elf

Derek Carr to Houston, its fate

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Vhak lord of hate: Jun 6, 2008; I AM DRINK THE BLOOD OF JESUS

BRIDGE BRIDGE BRIDGE

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HappyHelmet: Apr 9, 2003; Hail to the king baby!; Grimey Drawer

skipdogg posted:

VIKINGS TRADED!

What! Wonder what we got.

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Soothing Vapors: Mar 26, 2006; Associate Justice Lena "Kegels" Dunham: An uncool thought to have: 'is that guy walking in the dark behind me a rapist? Never mind, he's Asian.

lol gently caress the vikes forever but also eat poo poo ponder

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Kirios: Jan 26, 2010

PLEASE BE CARR

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Lessail: Apr 1, 2011; tell me how vgk aren't playing like shit again

p.s. help my grapes are so sour!

please take carr

please

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