NFL Draft Game Day Thread 1st round ONLY

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The Puppy Bowl: Jan 31, 2013; A dog, in the house.

*woof*

Thank you Vikings. Sorry Texans fans but that would have been grossly unfair.

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LiquidFriend: Apr 5, 2005

Vikings make a logical decision.

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Posture Pal: Nov 22, 2007

loving Vikings.

Please no Carr brother tomorrow, Texans

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ComposerGuy: Jul 28, 2007; Conspicuous Absinthe

Welp, Carr it is then.

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Kalli: Jun 2, 2001

Vikings played that pretty drat well.

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curried lamb of God: Aug 31, 2001; we are all Marwinners

I'm going to throw up

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Dramatika: Aug 1, 2002; THE BANK IS OPEN

gently caress this gay earth

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wheez the roux: Aug 2, 2004; THEY SHOULD'VE GIVEN IT TO LYNCH

Death to the Seahawks. Death to Seahawks posters.

JT Jag posted:

Get in the Bortle Bubble

Great pick for the Vikings btw

Hop on the Bort Balloon

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sexpig by night: Sep 8, 2011; by Azathoth

LEGO Genetics posted:

Carr the Younger to Houston confirmed?

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fan of the browns: Apr 6, 2012; my enemy...
the enemy of every human who has ever lived...
this is the life-force that watches over the Dinosaurs.

whypick1 posted:

Gendo officially off suicide watch, right?

Never.

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New Division: Jun 23, 2004; I beg to present to you as a Christmas gift, Mr. Lombardi, the city of Detroit.

I expect Bridgewater to be thoroughly mediocre but that's still an improvement on Ponder.

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axeil: Feb 14, 2006

Houston has to draft Carr now right?

Right? :ohdear:

gently caress you Goodell for pushing round 2 off to another night.

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Petey: Nov 26, 2005; For who knows what is good for a person in life, during the few and meaningless days they pass through like a shadow? Who can tell them what will happen under the sun after they are gone?

Shimrra Jamaane posted:

I like Jerry so yay I guess.

otoh, nfl:

quote:

Has a son (born in Nov. 2012). Highly recruited out of New York. Enrolled at Florida in 2010 and played in five games as a true freshman, recording four tackles, zero for loss and zero sacks. Was limited all year by an ankle injury. Earned a starting defensive tackle spot in '11 and played in 12 games, recording 37-7.5-1.5 sacks. In October, he was allegedly involved in an altercation with former Alabama football player Reggie Myles. After an investigation, the University of Florida Police Department recommended he be charged with misdemeanor battery, but the State Attorney's Office declined to press charges. In the regular-season finale against Florida State, he tore the ACL in his left knee and missed playing in the Gator Bowl. Returned to the field in '12 and started 11 games at defensive end, recording 26-8.5-4 with one pass batted. Missed two games with a sprained meniscus. Started the first three games of '13 at defensive tackle and had 5-2-0. His season was cut short when he ruptured his right ACL and medial meniscus in a non-contact practice drill.

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Brannock: Feb 9, 2006; by exmarx; Fallen Rib

NFC North now has the best complement of quarterbacks in the league: Rodgers, Stafford, Cutler, Bridgewater.

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MakaVillian: Aug 16, 2003; Well, in Whoville they say - that his tiny hands grew three sizes that day.

Norv will probably help Teddy quite a bit very quickly.

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Zifnab: Aug 21, 2005; Hope Springs Eternal

R.D. Mangles posted:

HOUSTON IN POSITION TO TAKE CARR

oh my god this must happen

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R.D. Mangles: Jan 10, 2004

WE WANT CARR

WE WANT CARR

WE WANT CARR

WE WANT CARR

WE WANT CARR

WE WANT CARR

WE WANT CARR

WE WANT CARR

WE WANT CARR

WE WANT CARR

WE WANT CARR

WE WANT CARR

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Silly Burrito: Nov 27, 2007; SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT

R.D. Mangles posted:

HOUSTON IN POSITION TO TAKE CARR

Let's get rid of unsold jerseys!

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Coldforge: Oct 29, 2002; I knew it would be bad.
I didn't know it would be so stupid.

Texans should just wait till Saturday and grab Fales.

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CharlestheHammer: Jun 26, 2011; YOU SAY MY POSTS ARE THE RAVINGS OF THE DUMBEST PERSON ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH BUT YOU YOURSELF ARE READING THEM. CURIOUS!

Wow, if gruden isn't slobbering over you then you got issues.

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Duke Chin: Jan 11, 2002; _{^{Roger That:}}
MILK CRATES INBOUND

_{_{^{- FUCK THE HABS -}}}

Prozach posted:

HOUSTON ON 24 HOUR DEREK CARR WATCH

R.D. Mangles posted:

HOUSTON IN POSITION TO TAKE CARR

Hahah wait, wait... I can't leave the thread yet.

:pray:

please let this happen

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Multiplesarcasm: Mar 3, 2006; a corduroy explosion.

Christian Ponder's silently weeping right now.

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Kirios: Jan 26, 2010

I...may have to switch teams if we take another Carr. I just can't loving take that. I'd rather be a Chiefs fan at this point and deal with Alex Smith. gently caress...

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PrinceRandom: Feb 26, 2013

Carr isn't that bad maybe?

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Dubious: Mar 7, 2006; The Heroes the Vikings Deserve; Lipstick Apathy

Bridgewater :toot:

Houston gonna get another Carr :getin:

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Grozz Nuy: Feb 21, 2008; Welcome to Moonside.

Wecomel to Soonmide.

Moonwel ot cosidme.

Brannock posted:

Seattle moved down 8 spots for only a 4th

Saints moved up 7 spots for a 3rd

C'mon

Draft pick values depreciate quickly outside the top 20 or so

Guys Blake Bortles got taken 20 picks before any other QB and that's still super funny

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Comfortador: Jul 31, 2003; Just give me all the 3ggs_n_b4con you have.

Wait...wait.

I worry what you just heard was...
"Give me a lot of b4con_n_3ggs."

What I said was...
"Give me all the 3ggs_n_b4con you have"

...Do you understand?

Brannock posted:

NFC North now has the best complement of quarterbacks in the league: Rodgers, Stafford, Cutler, Bridgewater.

Nah

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JT Jag: Aug 30, 2009; #1 Jaguars Sunk Cost Fallacy-Haver

Now that Houston isn't going to get Bridgewater I feel a little less terrible

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fast cars loose anus: Mar 2, 2007; Pillbug

Houston's front office is the dumbest in football history. Please all die in a tragic accident.

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Lessail: Apr 1, 2011; tell me how vgk aren't playing like shit again

p.s. help my grapes are so sour!

rip houston

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The Glumslinger: Sep 24, 2008; Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?; Hair Elf

axeil posted:

Houston has to draft Carr now right?

Right?

gently caress you Goodell for pushing round 2 off to another night.

Nope, they could trade for Mallet

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Mr. World: May 6, 2007; Working undercover for the man . . .

R.D. Mangles posted:

WE WANT CARR

WE WANT CARR

WE WANT CARR

WE WANT CARR

WE WANT CARR

WE WANT CARR

WE WANT CARR

WE WANT CARR

WE WANT CARR

WE WANT CARR

WE WANT CARR

WE WANT CARR

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straight up brolic: Jan 31, 2007; After all, I was nice in ball,
Came to practice weed scented
Report card like the speed limit

wait round 2 isn't tonight? what the gently caress. I'm a redskins fan. gently caress you roger.

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No Safe Word: Feb 26, 2005

JT Jag posted:

Now that Houston isn't going to get Bridgewater I feel a little less terrible

I guess we can AFC South brohug it out like back in the divisional thread days

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Azhais: Feb 5, 2007; Switchblade Switcharoo

SamuraiFoochs posted:

An actually smart Minny pick. Whaaaaat?

They've crushed round one two years running

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R.D. Mangles: Jan 10, 2004

The Glumslinger posted:

Nope, they could trade for Mallet

Charlie Whitehurst is available

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Abugadu: Jul 12, 2004; 1st Sgt. Matthews and the men have Procured for me a cummerbund from a traveling gypsy, who screeched Victory shall come at a Terrible price. i am Honored.