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TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

Everything Counts posted:

Well...



...you won't be needing this!

Baboon heart...my body...rejecting it!

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Monday_
Feb 18, 2006

Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.
The Great Twist

TMMadman posted:

Baboon heart...my body...rejecting it!



Just do your job, heart boy.

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD

TMMadman posted:

Baboon heart...my body...rejecting it!



God-shmod. I want my monkey-man!

IMJack
Apr 16, 2003

Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.


Fun Shoe

TMMadman posted:

Baboon heart...my body...rejecting it!



Well, that's the first case I've ever seen of a man suffering four simultaneous heart attacks.

CatchrNdRy
Mar 15, 2005

Receiver of the Rye.

TMMadman posted:

Baboon heart...my body...rejecting it!



Its a cows heart!
They're trying to make a monkey out of you

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

CatchrNdRy posted:

Its a cows heart!
They're trying to make a monkey out of you





I want to get off.

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD

CatchrNdRy posted:

Its a cows heart!
They're trying to make a monkey out of you

We've finally made a monkey

Yes we've finally made a monkey

We've finally made a monkey out of

Yoooou

Elfface
Nov 14, 2010

Da-na-na-na-na-na-na
IRON JONAH
I love you, Doctor Zaius!

Spiffster
Oct 7, 2009

I'm good... I Haven't slept for a solid 83 hours, but yeah... I'm good...


Lipstick Apathy

Everything Counts posted:

Well...



...you won't be needing this!

That's your heart... And it sounds like it's on it's last "thump" :ohdear:

Deviant
Sep 26, 2003

i've forgotten all of your names.


Funky See Funky Do posted:

We've finally made a monkey

Yes we've finally made a monkey

We've finally made a monkey out of

Yoooou


It's the part I was born to play, baby.

Injun Greenberg
Sep 14, 2011

Funky See Funky Do posted:

We've finally made a monkey

Yes we've finally made a monkey

We've finally made a monkey out of

Yoooou


Baboons to the left of me! Baboons to the right! The screaming locomotive tore through a sea of inhuman fangs...

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

Spiffster posted:

That's your heart... And it sounds like it's on it's last "thump" :ohdear:

You're a dull boy, Spiffster.

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

Box. Flipped.
Plaster Town Cop

Jerusalem posted:





I want to get off.

Whatever you have planned for tonight, count me out.

Spiffster
Oct 7, 2009

I'm good... I Haven't slept for a solid 83 hours, but yeah... I'm good...


Lipstick Apathy

Deviant posted:

It's the part I was born to play, baby.

OOOH OOOH! I want to be John Elway!

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Crackerman
Jun 23, 2005

Spiffster posted:

That's your heart... And it sounds like it's on it's last "thump" :ohdear:

Just...workin’ the turkey...through....there it goes.

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

Spiffster posted:

OOOH OOOH! I want to be John Elway!



Awww, the Denver Broncos.

Everything Counts
Oct 10, 2012

Don't "shhh!" me, you rich bastard!

Crackerman posted:

Just...workin’ the turkey...through....there it goes.

You jiiiiiive turkey! See? You got to sass it. Quit jiiiiivin' me, tur-key! You got to sass it!





A turkey is a bad person. :downs:

jscolon2.0
Jul 9, 2001

With great payroll, comes great disappointment.

Crackerman posted:

Just...workin’ the turkey...through....there it goes.

The turkey is a little dry. The turkey is a little dry! Oh foul and cursed thing, what demon from the depths of Hell created thee!

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

Box. Flipped.
Plaster Town Cop

jscolon2.0 posted:

The turkey is a little dry. The turkey is a little dry! Oh foul and cursed thing, what demon from the depths of Hell created thee!

Coming, Eudora.

Monday_
Feb 18, 2006

Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.
The Great Twist

jscolon2.0 posted:

The turkey is a little dry. The turkey is a little dry! Oh foul and cursed thing, what demon from the depths of Hell created thee!

I'm already up.

CatchrNdRy
Mar 15, 2005

Receiver of the Rye.

jscolon2.0 posted:

The turkey is a little dry. The turkey is a little dry! Oh foul and cursed thing, what demon from the depths of Hell created thee!

I just used it that morning to wash my turkey, which in those days was known as a "walking bird"

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Writer Cath posted:

Whatever you have planned for tonight, count me out.

Look Writer Cath, they stole our idea! :heysexy:

IMJack
Apr 16, 2003

Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.


Fun Shoe

Jerusalem posted:

Look Writer Cath, they stole our idea! :heysexy:

Then I would thank you to stop peering at my screenplay, "Jerusalem". And if I see a movie where computers threaten our personal liberties, I will know you have stolen my idea.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

IMJack posted:

Then I would thank you to stop peering at my screenplay, "Jerusalem". And if I see a movie where computers threaten our personal liberties, I will know you have stolen my idea.

Note to self, steal his quote and then enjoy my embezzlement.

jscolon2.0
Jul 9, 2001

With great payroll, comes great disappointment.

IMJack posted:

Then I would thank you to stop peering at my screenplay, "Jerusalem". And if I see a movie where computers threaten our personal liberties, I will know you have stolen my idea.

I call it "Billy and the Clone-a-saurus."

Moneypenny Dreadful
Jan 24, 2008

demon secretary

jscolon2.0 posted:

I call it "Billy and the Clone-a-saurus."

I think it was called "The Bus That Couldn't Slow Down."

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

Box. Flipped.
Plaster Town Cop

Jerusalem posted:

Look Writer Cath, they stole our idea! :heysexy:

On top and underneath?

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

IMJack posted:

Then I would thank you to stop peering at my screenplay, "Jerusalem". And if I see a movie where computers threaten our personal liberties, I will know you have stolen my idea.

It's about a killer robot driving instructor who travels back in time for some reason. Ron Howard's attached to direct!

Injun Greenberg
Sep 14, 2011

Writer Cath posted:

On top and underneath?

We're getting some drive-through, then we're doing it twice!

ShaqDiesel
Mar 21, 2013

Writer Cath posted:

On top and underneath?

Now that you know how it's done - don't do it.

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

ShaqDiesel posted:

Now that you know how it's done - don't do it.

Don't do what Donny Don't does......They could have made this clearer.

TMMadman fucked around with this message at 17:48 on May 10, 2014

Root Bear
Nov 15, 2004

DARKEST SKETCH

Stargate posted:

We're getting some drive-through, then we're doing it twice!


All right Stargate, you were warned about teasing the box! :cop:

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Root Bear posted:

All right Stargate, you were warned about teasing the box! :cop:

But won't you miss Stargate's companionship? :ohdear:

BloodDesk UnderHell
Sep 24, 2007

Wow! He licks good boot!

Jerusalem posted:

But won't you miss Stargate's companionship? :ohdear:

Richard Dean Anderson, of the four Star franchises: Wars, Trek, Gate, and Search, Gate is easily my third favorite. :neckbeard:

CharlieFoxtrot
Mar 27, 2007

organize digital employees



Jerusalem posted:

But won't you miss Stargate's companionship? :ohdear:

Jerusalem, please, goons don't need companionship. They need to be isolated and studied so it can be determined what nutrients they have that might be extracted for our personal use.

jscolon2.0
Jul 9, 2001

With great payroll, comes great disappointment.

BloodDesk UnderHell posted:

Richard Dean Anderson, of the four Star franchises: Wars, Trek, Gate, and Search, Gate is easily my third favorite. :neckbeard:

Thanks for saving our village, Senor Macguyver.

CatchrNdRy
Mar 15, 2005

Receiver of the Rye.

jscolon2.0 posted:

Thanks for saving our village, Senor Macguyver.

Selma, your lock of Macguyer's hair.

Do over Ham
Mar 20, 2009

Moneypenny Dreadful posted:

I think it was called "The Bus That Couldn't Slow Down."

This is just like Speed 2, but with a bus! :v:

IMJack
Apr 16, 2003

Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.


Fun Shoe

jscolon2.0 posted:

Thanks for saving our village, Senor Macguyver.

Don't thank me, thank the moon's gravitational pull.

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TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

jscolon2.0 posted:

Thanks for saving our village, Senor Macguyver.

First of all, he's not a genius. He's an actor. And second, he's not much of an actor.

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