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Betjeman posted:You're foreign You're not ethnic british though. Also never interrupt my important posts again. Where's Shakebeef?
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# ? May 8, 2014 23:50 |
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Oh no, Latvians might come here and cause problems! Better close our borders! Close your minds to any real large solutions that will actually benefit the rest of the world in the long term, like international socialism!
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# ? May 9, 2014 00:13 |
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Nonsense posted:Minimum wage: Latvia €1.90 an hour, equivalent to £1.58 an hour. UK £6.31 an hour, 4 times Latvia’s. Yeah, but when we get rid of all this guys the cost of production will go through the roof to the point that it will no longer be profitable to be in business. What then? We'll not have enough people in work to pay taxes, we'll have to borrow just to meet our debt commitments, this will cause a death spiral and we become the new Greece. Cheap labour in these lovely jobs keeps people in the good high paying jobs.
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# ? May 9, 2014 00:19 |
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Nonsense posted:Nonsense You're talking Nonsense mate
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# ? May 9, 2014 01:15 |
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Is there any purpose to voting Green, or am I throwing my vote away?
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# ? May 9, 2014 01:24 |
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If you don't vote for the winning party/candidate in FPTP you are throwing your vote away. Vote for whoever you feel best represents you or if none of them do spoil your ballot.
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# ? May 9, 2014 01:27 |
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Hbomberguy posted:Is there any purpose to voting Green, or am I throwing my vote away? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BDsV8YumePk better than the labour PPB if that counts for anything
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# ? May 9, 2014 01:27 |
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big scary monsters posted:If you don't vote for the winning party/candidate in FPTP you are throwing your vote away. Vote for whoever you feel best represents you or if none of them do spoil your ballot. How do I cope with the fact that I am a drop in an ocean and the ocean is poo poo, and also on fire and destroying itself and we're all doomed? This is a genuine question.
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# ? May 9, 2014 01:28 |
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Hbomberguy posted:How do I cope with the fact that I am a drop in an ocean and the ocean is poo poo, and also on fire and destroying itself and we're all doomed? This is a genuine question. Alternatively, drink.
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# ? May 9, 2014 01:31 |
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Hbomberguy posted:Is there any purpose to voting Green, or am I throwing my vote away? For the Euro elections at least it's proportional so yes voting Green isn't a silly idea. That said tactical voting makes me sad and I always vote Green as a result even in the General elections even though I know it's stupid.
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# ? May 9, 2014 01:33 |
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Hbomberguy posted:How do I cope with the fact that I am a drop in an ocean and the ocean is poo poo, and also on fire and destroying itself and we're all doomed? This is a genuine question. Drawing a cock that spurts hammers and sickles is a proud tradition. Alternatively find something to do that makes you feel as if you're making a small dent in the tower of poo poo.
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# ? May 9, 2014 01:54 |
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Hbomberguy posted:How do I cope with the fact that I am a drop in an ocean and the ocean is poo poo, and also on fire and destroying itself and we're all doomed? This is a genuine question. Try starting some fires
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# ? May 9, 2014 05:55 |
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We only had five racist fuckhead parties alongside the usual suspects and the Greens. Sent in my postal ballot today, for all the loving good it will do.
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# ? May 9, 2014 06:48 |
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Labour are trying to make hay out of the situation in the property rental market by calling a vote to ban letting agencies from charging fees to tenants: http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-27323352quote:Labour are to call a vote in the Commons in an attempt to ban letting agents from charging fees to tenants. I love the doublethink from the ARLA representative - "the problem is that the market is unregulated. therefore, this regulation must not be introduced."
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# ? May 9, 2014 07:48 |
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LemonDrizzle posted:Labour are trying to make hay out of the situation in the property rental market by calling a vote to ban letting agencies from charging fees to tenants: http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-27323352 drat loving right they need to remove this lovely fees. Last time I rented I was told there was a mandatory credit check which cost £190. Every agent told me the same thing. I'm a student. The credit check will come back saying I'm not reliable so I need a guarantor. I could have told them this in two seconds. But no. Then they proceeded to not deliver the promised furniture until two weeks into the let so we slept in sleeping bags. Cunts.
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# ? May 9, 2014 08:00 |
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Lord Twisted posted:drat loving right they need to remove this lovely fees. My ex properly went to town on these fuckers when we moved in together because she works in finance and knew a drat sight more than they did about how credit checking and money laundering legalities and costs worked. It was funny watching the guy squirm as he got schooled.
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# ? May 9, 2014 08:38 |
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big scary monsters posted:If you don't vote for the winning party/candidate in FPTP you are throwing your vote away. Vote for whoever you feel best represents you or if none of them do spoil your ballot. I'm sick of people saying "spoil your ballot". It's like saying if you hate McDonald's food you should go into the restaurant and poo poo on the floor. It doesn't make them change the menu, it doesn't cost them money, and the only people you're making it unpleasant for are the lowest level of staff. You could achieve exactly the same effect by staying out of the loving restaurant. So don't be a childish rear end in a top hat. Even if you achieve nothing else by voting you're doing three things: 1) If you vote for a minority party, they get closer to recovering their deposit. Recovering their deposit means they're more likely to be able to stand again next time. 2) You are increasing the threshold of votes required for a party to recover their deposit. This makes it more likely that parties like UKIP and the BNP will lose their deposits - see 1. 3) You're reducing the majority of the winner. MPs are less likely to ignore their constituents if their seat appears unsafe. The effect of a single vote is small, but it all adds up.
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# ? May 9, 2014 08:40 |
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big scary monsters posted:Regular exercise, people you love, a hobby you enjoy and eating properly. Plan B sounds so liberating.
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# ? May 9, 2014 08:46 |
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They still pulling that poo poo on credit checks then? Last time I went through an Estate agent it was £60 a piece for 3 of us, and the rental was a 'upto 6 months, but the owners are selling, so it may be less etc'. Don't worry though, the check is good for a year so you won't have to pay again when you move. Guess who wanted paperwork and trying invoicing £60 again 4 months down the line? They got told to gently caress right off, and by the way they backed down immediately I doubt we had to pay the £60 in the first place. Also never rent somewhere that's selling, unless you love telling cheery 2.4 children families rocking up at 9am sharp on a Saturday morning with a spikey haired prick in a suit to gently caress off because they didn't give 24hrs notice. Every week for 4 months.
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# ? May 9, 2014 08:49 |
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My constituency is so solidly Tory that in the history of its existence the Conservative Party has never once dropped below winning 48% of the vote. In the last local elections my options were Tory, Ukip or Lib Dem. Yeah, I'm spoiling my vote in every election for as long as I live here.
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# ? May 9, 2014 09:23 |
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Jedit posted:I'm sick of people saying "spoil your ballot". It's like saying if you hate McDonald's food you should go into the restaurant and poo poo on the floor. It doesn't make them change the menu, it doesn't cost them money, and the only people you're making it unpleasant for are the lowest level of staff. You could achieve exactly the same effect by staying out of the loving restaurant. So don't be a childish rear end in a top hat. This is fine if you have a non-terrible minority party where you are, but what do you suggest when the ballet paper reads Labour - Tories - LibDems - UKIP - UKIP Lite - 111!!!Totally Not UKIP?
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# ? May 9, 2014 09:25 |
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http://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2014/may/08/ukip-billboard-poster-international-grey-paint Not even a hint of irony, amazing.
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# ? May 9, 2014 09:27 |
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Gorn Myson posted:My constituency is so solidly Tory that in the history of its existence the Conservative Party has never once dropped below winning 48% of the vote. In the last local elections my options were Tory, Ukip or Lib Dem. Same, except Lib Dem. I occasionally get an independent who usually turns out to be someone to bigoted for UKIP. So yeah I spoil. I'm not voting for any of that shower of shite.
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# ? May 9, 2014 09:35 |
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Saki posted:http://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2014/may/08/ukip-billboard-poster-international-grey-paint Fancy doing that eh, I don't get it, why so miserable, as a white middle class educated professionally employed male, let me tell you the UK isn't all that bad, it's pretty good actually. Yah
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# ? May 9, 2014 09:38 |
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Yes, exactly.
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# ? May 9, 2014 09:44 |
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Jedit posted:I'm sick of people saying "spoil your ballot". It's like saying if you hate McDonald's food you should go into the restaurant and poo poo on the floor. It doesn't make them change the menu, it doesn't cost them money, and the only people you're making it unpleasant for are the lowest level of staff. You could achieve exactly the same effect by staying out of the loving restaurant. So don't be a childish rear end in a top hat. Burn down McDonald's
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# ? May 9, 2014 09:54 |
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♪ You can vote however the gently caress you want, but power still calls all the shots, and believe it or not ♪ ♪ Even if democracy broke loose, they'll just make the economy scream til we vote responsibly! ♪
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# ? May 9, 2014 09:56 |
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I liked the pro-union billboard vandalism better
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Saki posted:http://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2014/may/08/ukip-billboard-poster-international-grey-paint Why should there be any irony in covering up fascist propaganda?
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Bobstar posted:This is fine if you have a non-terrible minority party where you are, but what do you suggest when the ballet paper reads Labour - Tories - LibDems - UKIP - UKIP Lite - 111!!!Totally Not UKIP? Just because you can't do one, doesn't mean you can't do the others. Unless you know you're in a three way marginal, vote for the Big Three party least likely to win. I must repeat for the benefit of Gorn and similar idiots: the candidates don't see that cock and balls you drew, senior count officials don't see it either. Nobody sees it except the count team, most of whom are low paid council workers trying to make a bit of extra cash. Literally all you are doing is shoving obscene images in the faces of the people who least deserve it and whose side you claim to be on. Grow the gently caress up, all of you.
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# ? May 9, 2014 10:31 |
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Barry Foster posted:Why should there be any irony in covering up fascist propaganda? UKIP are dumb and wrong but comparing them to Nazis is loving stupid.
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# ? May 9, 2014 10:38 |
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Jedit posted:Just because you can't do one, doesn't mean you can't do the others. Unless you know you're in a three way marginal, vote for the Big Three party least likely to win. The more spoilt ballots, the more momentum builds for spoilt ballots being counted, announced and discussed, the more FPTP is destabilised and delegitimised, the more we can build an actual democracy. I believe that's the idea. E: ^^^ Nazis =/= fascists
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# ? May 9, 2014 10:40 |
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Jedit posted:Just because you can't do one, doesn't mean you can't do the others. Unless you know you're in a three way marginal, vote for the Big Three party least likely to win. Vote for someone you disagree with because its better than drawing a cock. Makes perfect sense.
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# ? May 9, 2014 10:41 |
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Saki posted:UKIP are dumb and wrong but comparing them to Nazis is loving stupid. You're dumb and wrong and loving stupid
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# ? May 9, 2014 10:41 |
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Barry Foster posted:Why should there be any irony in covering up fascist propaganda? Name dropping his 'good friend Zodiac Mindwarp' is also peak Guardian Jedit posted:Literally all you are doing is shoving obscene images in the faces of the people who least deserve it and whose side you claim to be on. Grow the gently caress up, all of you. Edit: I realise that wasn't a ballot but a spoiled survey, but still. Kegluneq fucked around with this message at 10:47 on May 9, 2014 |
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Jedit posted:I must repeat for the benefit of Gorn and similar idiots: the candidates don't see that cock and balls you drew, senior count officials don't see it either. Nobody sees it except the count team, most of whom are low paid council workers trying to make a bit of extra cash. Literally all you are doing is shoving obscene images in the faces of the people who least deserve it and whose side you claim to be on. Grow the gently caress up, all of you. Not voting because you don't agree with any of the parties is indistinguishable from not voting because you're apathetic and lazy. Spoiled votes are counted and show the number of people motivated enough to go to the polling office and register an opinion, even though that opinion is "gently caress this poo poo". Until we get a "None of the above" option, you absolutely 100% SHOULD go and spoil your vote if the alternative is not voting at all.* * The upcoming Euro elections are proportional representation though, so you should go and vote for the party you most agree with. Spoiling votes is for archaic non-representative FPTP bullshit systems only. Loonytoad Quack fucked around with this message at 10:49 on May 9, 2014 |
# ? May 9, 2014 10:43 |
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I think we should have a picture competition for people in these constituencies where the best and most cathartic option is drawing a giant, throbbing, veiny willy. Winner wins a multi-pack of pickled onion Monster Munch and some Freddos. Second prize is the satisfaction of knowing that an old person will be shocked to their very core at a cartoon depiction of a body part that literally 1 in 2 people have.
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# ? May 9, 2014 10:45 |
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None of the above is bullshit, if you really dislike the other options that much then stand yourself.
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JFairfax posted:None of the above is bullshit, if you really dislike the other options that much then stand yourself.
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