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That's actually pretty well done. All glory to Smashy, the EU's tyrant land-octopus! e: wait, it turned poo poo after Smashy did his bit. Bring back Smashy!
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He actually just wants to give the legislative bodies of Europe a friendly hug, but doesn't know his own strength.
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May 9, 2014 13:31
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KKKlean Energy posted:No, it gets more amazing later on. At 1.27 a man shows up with a nosebleed made of hair. Just to check, MEPs don't actually have any possible method by which to get the UK out of the EU, do they? Surely that'd be a Parliamentary decision.
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The thing about being a giant octopus is that everyone prejudges you. I mean, is it any wonder he is a bit angry, being ostracised as he has?
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Ddraig posted:The thing about being a giant octopus is that everyone prejudges you. I mean, is it any wonder he is a bit angry, being ostracised as he has? Octopii get such a bad press. Why, even the Germans used them!
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May 9, 2014 13:39
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Spangly A posted:
This earnt me ten hours in a police cell the other night, but we didn't have to pay any sort of reparations, so it was a victory!(?)
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May 9, 2014 13:43
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Spangly A posted:Also if you aren't defacing UKIP billboards then you're all terrible lefties and should be ashamed. gently caress all advertisement on the principle of "rich people deserve to gently caress with your brain" but gently caress it even more when it's racist. haven't actually seen any in real life sorry you all live in places even shitter than me
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May 9, 2014 13:45
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Goodbye childhood... The trial has barely started, and already he sounds like history's true monster (plus, he named his daughter Bindi? isn't that cultural appropriation ?)
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SybilVimes posted:Goodbye childhood... *zzziiiippp* "Can you guess what it is yet?"
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" while working on television in Australia he was known as the "Octopus" because of the way he would put his hands on children." Full circle already, that was fast.
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May 9, 2014 14:04
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Another flash of pride for my adoptive hometown.
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May 9, 2014 14:11
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 e/ I was going to use one of these, but then I remembered somebody mentioned Batman and UKIP in the same breath a couple of pages ago, so 
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May 9, 2014 14:17
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Mahmoud Ahmadinejad posted:Good news, everyone! I'd be okay with this if Danny Boyle gets to do the opening ceremony again.
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May 9, 2014 14:17
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I like the statue of Lady Justice with an EU blindfold at 2:30. They do realise the blindfold is meant to be a good thing, right?
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Jedit posted:*zzziiiippp* I couldn't help a little chuckle coming out when I heard he'd been charged with "creating indecent images" of children. I know his art wasn't the best, but really? I'm a bad person.
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Angepain posted:I like the statue of Lady Justice with an EU blindfold at 2:30. They do realise the blindfold is meant to be a good thing, right? What are you talking about? How is Lady Justice supposed to know they're Arabs, and therefore deserve everything they get?
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May 9, 2014 14:29
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Should have covered up the website adress but otherwise: bravo town I do not know the name of
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sebzilla posted:I'm a bad person. Oh, I think that's entirely subjective these days.
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Manic_Misanthrope posted:Should have covered up the website adress but otherwise: bravo town I do not know the name of
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Don't know why they wrote the bit about London Underground like that. If 31% of the workforce voted in favour and it requires a majority, then by definition at least 61% had to vote. I don't know the numbers so don't know if it's a typo or deliberately misleading journalism but either way it's poo poo. Where are you, ghost bob? 
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May 9, 2014 14:57
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The one near where I live has got me stumped for witty comebacks: It's just so completely wrong
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Renaissance Robot posted:The one near where I live has got me stumped for witty comebacks: Just whitewash the thing, shouldn't take long if you can borrow a painters tools. Go all They Live on the main part. e; 
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May 9, 2014 15:01
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Renaissance Robot posted:The one near where I live has got me stumped for witty comebacks: Goatse.
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Party Boat posted:Goatse. madre de dio I think you'd need a referral link, properly vandalising it for goatse would be hard with all the text
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May 9, 2014 15:14
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Truly, let's destroy the trade links with our close neighbours and rely on long sea routes to get our goods. Also, they explicitly mention an Northern Irish, an English and a Scottish "assembly", but not a Welsh one. Sorry Wales
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Spangly A posted:madre de dio Naah, just a home printer and some glue! http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tiled_printing
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Umiapik posted:Naah, just a home printer and some glue! Hrm. "Who really knows what Nigel Farage does at home? 25% of Farages orgasms are bum related" Take back control of your anus.
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May 9, 2014 15:27
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I mean yes it's childish and homophobic but I can't really see anything upsetting UKIP voters more than pictures of a man's anus, because they are also childish and homophobic.
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Spangly A posted:Don't know why they wrote the bit about London Underground like that. If 31% of the workforce voted in favour and it requires a majority, then by definition at least 61% had to vote. I don't know the numbers so don't know if it's a typo or deliberately misleading journalism but either way it's poo poo. The bit in question: quote:In the case of the recent 48-hour strike Tube strike, and earlier strikes in February, 77% of RMT members who voted in the ballot last year backed action. So, 77% of the 40% who voted (=30.8%) were in favour.
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KKKlean Energy posted:The bit in question: I'm really very glad I never took up stats as a job
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KKKlean Energy posted:The bit in question: Which is, I believe, more than double the amount of the UK electorate who voted for the Tories. Bloody tiny minority of extremists causing massive disruption to public services...
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The gently caress is this thread having a go at the KLF what's wrong with you.
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That's the poster near me that got covered. I suggest either: The aforementioned goatse. Just add the hands (and ring) and trust those in the know to get it. Just spray 'oval office' on it, and watch the local council paint it over the next day.
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I wonder if he feels the same about other kinds of elections, like conservative party leader elections, or general elections.
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nuzak posted:I wonder if he feels the same about other kinds of elections, like conservative party leader elections, or general elections. Well no because remember The British Public wouldn't understand the Alternative Vote system even though Labour and the Lib Dems both use them to choose their party leaders (Conservatives do some wacky batshit thing where everyone votes again and again until the right chap wins more than half the vote). Obviously they're totally different and they don't hold the country to ransom and damage valuable public services like those drat nurses or the RMT or the police or the prison service or the fire brigade 
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glitchkrieg posted:The gently caress is this thread having a go at the KLF what's wrong with you. The poor fuckers never got over burning a million quid
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nuzak posted:I wonder if he feels the same about other kinds of elections, like conservative party leader elections, or general elections. Wouldn't matter with General Elections since they get decent turnouts but most by-elections and local elections would be illegitimate by their dumb logic
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Lord Twisted posted:drat loving right they need to remove this lovely fees. Know your rights: England: http://england.shelter.org.uk/get_advice/private_renting/costs_of_renting/letting_agent_fees_and_charges Scotland: http://scotland.shelter.org.uk/get_advice/advice_topics/finding_a_place_to_live/renting_privately/letting_agencies Wales: http://www.sheltercymru.org.uk/get-advice/get-advice-online/finding-a-place-to-live/renting-privately/letting-agencies/ Manic_Misanthrope posted:Because that costs money to do, let alone campaign. It's £5k to stand as an MEP candidate, ten times more than it costs to stand as an MP. That's why people shouldn't worry about "wasting your vote" if they want to support a smaller party, if they get more than 2.5% of the vote they'll get their deposit back and can spend it on other campaigns.
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Duncan Sperguson posted:Wouldn't matter with General Elections since they get decent turnouts but most by-elections and local elections would be illegitimate by their dumb logic 65% turnout at the last GE which is a pretty high number. 36.4% of the popular vote went to the Tories, meaning that less than a quarter of the voting population asked for them to come in and gently caress poo poo up.
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