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IcePhoenix
Sep 18, 2005

Take me to your Shida

THIS THREAD IS FOR PICKS ONLY! PLEASE KEEP YOUR COMMENTS TO THE MAIN THREAD

Rules
1: This is a 25 Round serpentine draft.
2: You may trade picks, but teams must always have 25 picks in their possession.
3: The first round will start with a four hour pick clock. Later rounds may have this timer reduced.
3a: If you have consecutive picks, you do not get a full timer for each pick, the timer is for all of your picks.
4: Between 12am and 10 am EST, the clock is frozen
5: If you run out of time, your pick is skipped. When I am able, your pick will be auto drafted by the OOTP engine. Until then, you can jump in and make your pick at any time.
6: Skipped picks are not eligible to be traded.
7: If an owner misses two consecutive picks, they will be replaced by the next alternate.
8: All players and prospects are eligible to be drafted.
9: All injuries have been reset.

Picks document

Draft Order:
1: Colorado Rockies - Pander
2: Pittsburgh Pirates - mentholmoose
3: Washington Nationals - Zodiac 5000
4: Atlanta Braves - The Flying Llama
5: Cincinnati Reds - Politicalrancor
6: Minnesota Twins - IcePhoenix
7: Houston Astros - tatonkatonk
8: San Diego Padres - Infidel Castro
9: Kansas City Royals - johnfw50
10: Arizona Diamondbacks - kensei
11: Texas Rangers - Zythrst
12: Los Angeles Dodgers - CF Balla
13: Oakland Athletics - angrygodofjebus
14: Los Angeles Angels - Gorman Thomas
15: Toronto Blue Jays - Paul Zuvella
16: Chicago White Sox - Harlock
17: Philadelphia Phillies - The Merry Marauder
18: Seattle Mariners - seiferguy
19: New York Yankees - Screen Door Slams
20: St. Louis Cardinals - mynameisjohn
21: Miami Marlins - Prozach
22: Detroit Tigers - Sexual Lorax
23: New York Mets - Laderhan
24: San Francisco Giants - JosephStalinator
25: Baltimore Orioles - Fair Game
26: Chicago Cubs - Tadashi
27: Milwaukee Brewers - theacox
28: Cleveland Indians - Popete
29: Boston Red Sox - Mr. Cool rear end
30: Tampa Bay Rays - Monicro

IcePhoenix fucked around with this message at 02:20 on Jun 19, 2014

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Paul Zuvella
Dec 7, 2011

-Edited out because I'm a big dumb dummy-

Paul Zuvella fucked around with this message at 17:13 on May 10, 2014

IcePhoenix
Sep 18, 2005

Take me to your Shida

mks5000 posted:

Aw yeah, 15, the least interesting pick in a serpentine draft.

seriously...it's the first loving line of the post :ughh:

Pander
Oct 9, 2007

Fear is the glue that holds society together. It's what makes people suppress their worst impulses. Fear is power.

And at the end of fear, oblivion.



With the #1 pick of the 1st Round, the Colorado Rockies select Mike Trout, CF.

With the most obvious pick of the draft out of the way, the Pittsburgh Pirates are on the clock!

IcePhoenix
Sep 18, 2005

Take me to your Shida

With the Second Pick of the 1st round, HAL9100 and the Pittsburgh Pirates have run out of time and left themselves to the mercy of the OOTP 15 autodrafting gods, who select

Giancarlo Stanton, RF


Washington and Zodiac 5000 are on the clock.

Mornacale
Dec 19, 2007

n=y where
y=hope and n=folly,
prospects=lies, win=lose,

self=Pirates
e: Whoops

Zodiac5000
Jun 19, 2006

Protects the Pack!

Doctor Rope
With the Third Pick of the 1st round, the Washington Nationals select Clayton Kershaw.

The Atlanta Braves are on the clock.

TheFlyingLlama
Jan 2, 2013

You really think someone would do that? Just go on the internet and be a llama?



With the Fourth Pick of the 1st Round, the Atlanta Braves select Miguel Cabrera



Politicalrancor and the Cincinnati Reds are now on the clock.

TheFlyingLlama fucked around with this message at 06:54 on May 17, 2014

Politicalrancor
Jan 29, 2008

With the fifth pick of 1st round, the Cincinnati Reds select Andrew McCutchen, CF

Ice Phoenix and the Twins are up to bat

IcePhoenix
Sep 18, 2005

Take me to your Shida

With the sixth pick of the first round, the Minnesota Twins select: Troy Tulowitzki, SS



tatonkatonk and the Houston Astros are on the clock

IcePhoenix fucked around with this message at 08:06 on May 17, 2014

tatankatonk
Nov 4, 2011

Pitching is the art of instilling fear.
With the seventh pick the Houston Astros take Joey Votto, 1B.

San Diego Padres - Infidel Castro are up.

Infidel Castro
Jun 8, 2010

Again and again
Your face reminds me of a bleak future
Despite the absence of hope
I give you this sacrifice






The San Diego Padres select Evan Longoria, 3B.

The Kansas City Royals are next to pick.

PASS THE MASH
Oct 30, 2013


The Kansas City Royals select Jose Fernandez, SP.

The Arizona Diamondbacks pick next.

PASS THE MASH fucked around with this message at 03:06 on Jun 4, 2014

kensei
Dec 27, 2007

He has come home, where he belongs. The Ancient Mariner returns to lead his first team to glory, forever and ever. Amen!


Arizona selects Paul Goldschmidt 1B; however, we will not be drafting the Real Diamondbacks Franchise player-for-player.

PS - my twitter is todda70 if you wanna tell me when I am up next.

Zythrst
May 31, 2011

Time to join a revolution son, its going to be yooge!
The Texas Rangers select Yu Darvish, SP



L.A. Dodgers are on the clock

Zythrst fucked around with this message at 04:31 on May 13, 2014

CFBalla
Sep 16, 2009

Yeah, I just made that shot. :smug:
The Los Angeles Dodgers select Stephen Strasburg, SP.

The Oakland A's are now on the clock for the 13th pick.

angrygodofjebus
Aug 25, 2005

Drink it up and hunker down
The Oakland A's select Max Scherzer, SP.

The Angels are now on the clock for the 14th pick.

Gorman Thomas
Jul 24, 2007
The LAA Angels select Felix Hernandez, SP.

The Jays are now on the clock for the 15th pick.

Paul Zuvella
Dec 7, 2011

With pick #15, the Blue Jays select Robinson Cano, 2B. The Chicago White Sox and Harlock are on the clock.

Harlock
Jan 15, 2006

Tap "A" to drink!!!

Chicago picks Chris Sale, SP.

Philadelphia on the clock.

The Merry Marauder
Apr 4, 2009

"But she goes not abroad, in search of monsters to destroy. She is the well-wisher to the freedom and independence of all. She is the champion and vindicator only of her own."
The Philadelphia Phillies are head over heels to be able to select



Gerald Dempsey "Buster" Posey.

Seattle is up.

seiferguy
Jun 9, 2005

FLAWED
INTUITION



Toilet Rascal
Seattle selects Manny Machado, 3B.

NYY is up.

Screen Door Slams
Jan 27, 2014

Michael Pineda just couldn't stay healthy...
New York selects Adrian Beltre, 3B.

straight up brolic
Jan 31, 2007

After all, I was nice in ball,
Came to practice weed scented
Report card like the speed limit

:homebrew::homebrew::homebrew:

St. Louis Cardinals select Yadier Molina, C

It is vain for the coward to flee; death follows close behind; it is only by defying it that the brave escape.

You can check out anytime you like, but you can never leave Yadi

Prozach
Oct 30, 2013

When God invented Lycra, he was thinking about Divas matches.
The Miami Marlins select Carlos "CarGo" Gonzalez, OF



The Detroit Tigers are on the clock.

Sexual Lorax
Mar 17, 2004

HERE'S TO FUCKING


Fun Shoe


With the 22nd pick of the 1st round and the 22nd pick overall, DETROIT MEOW CITY selects Carlos Gomez, OF.



General Manager Sexual Lorax comments: "Be thankful you didn't have to see the rest of Gomie's dye job for Mother's Day. Crazy fucker looks like Babar in a pink afro wig."

The New York Mets are on the clock.


Edit: Overall pick number.

Sexual Lorax fucked around with this message at 14:41 on May 27, 2014

Laderhan
Oct 2, 2013
With the 23rd pick, the New York Mets select Carlos Gomez's IRL teammate OF, Ryan Braun to piss off the New York Media.



The San Fransico Giants are up next.

Laderhan fucked around with this message at 00:34 on May 13, 2014

JosefStalinator
Oct 9, 2007

Come Tbilisi if you want to live.




Grimey Drawer
With the 24th pick, the San Francisco Giants select SP, Adam Wainwright.



Baltimore, you're up.

JosefStalinator fucked around with this message at 01:21 on May 13, 2014

FairGame
Jul 24, 2001

Der Kommander

That's me! And I'm taking David Wright.

Pretend I posted that great gazoo picture.

tadashi
Feb 20, 2006

With the 25th pick in this draft, the Chicago Cubs



pick

SP Justin Verlander



I'd imagine that his stats have been good enough to keep him elite in video game land.3


Milwaukee Brewers - theacox up next!

theacox
Jun 8, 2010

You can't be serious.
The Brewers are going strictly with players that pass the (my) eye test in this draft.

We're taking, from the class of '97,

Cliff Lee!


The Indians are up!

Popete
Oct 6, 2009

This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs

Grimey Drawer
The Clevelan Indians draft jolly Hanley Ramirez



And with that it is the Boston Red Sox pick.

Ice To Meet You
Mar 5, 2007

After trying to pick several players that were already drafted, the Red Sox reluctantly select



Albert Pujols.


Now to the only team less fortunate than myself, the Rays.

Monicro
Oct 21, 2010

And you could feel his features in the air
A wide smile and perfect hair
He had complete control of the rising tides
And a medicine bag hanging at his side

In the flowing blue world of the death-dealing physician
The Rays select Bryce Harper



And David Price



Mcfreeze's Red Sox are back on the clock.

Ice To Meet You
Mar 5, 2007

gently caress it. DINGERS



PUIG



Racist Team From Ohio is up.

Popete
Oct 6, 2009

This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs

Grimey Drawer
The Racist Delegation of Cleveland selects.



Zack Greinke

Passing a beer to the Milwaukee Brewers

theacox
Jun 8, 2010

You can't be serious.
The Brewers take Madison Bumgarner's weird face.

The Cubs are up!

tadashi
Feb 20, 2006

The Chicago Cubs cast Restore UCL +1 on Matt Harvey and draft him.



Baltimore Orioles are up

FairGame
Jul 24, 2001

Der Kommander

Orioles select Carlos Santana, C

Giants are on the clock.

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JosefStalinator
Oct 9, 2007

Come Tbilisi if you want to live.




Grimey Drawer
The San Francisco Giants select 1B/3B, Edwin Encarnacion

JosefStalinator fucked around with this message at 04:36 on May 14, 2014

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