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Midnight Moth posted:To be fair I know a kid whose pet parrot was eaten by a stray cat. Unless he was bullshitting me but it was a kid and he seemed legit sad about it. I read that as "a kid whose parent was eaten by a stray cat," and couldn't believe that you didn't think he was bullshitting you.
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Dog Comix b/w New Trix Pooch Café  In case you missed the joke in the last panel yesterday, here it is in four panels.  He's not looking at the handstand, he's looking square at the taint. It's insane, that dog's taint.
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Non Sequitur That's a physics defying wedgie right there. Heavenly Nostrils    9 Chickweed Lane 5/10/2003  This is.. just bad.  Zits  My son plays Hendrix on a 1971 Fender Super Bassman amp, and I love it. Interestingly, the fucker's so loud that both of us haven't had the stones to be able to dial it up past 7. Kevin & Kell  That doesn't even make sense. Why would you use your food as ammunition?
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BlankIsBeautiful posted:Kevin & Kell Well, technically we've only seen a terrorist group fighting against predators use them but they had to come from somewhere.
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Skippy (February 19, 1927) That's what you get for living in the streets, kid. Peanuts (May 13, 1967)  Funky Winkerbean  Once she snaps out of it, that final bid is going to wipe that smile off her face. BECAUSE THAT'S HOW IT HAPPENED TO ME.  Popeye  Rip Haywire  Pogo, in which Churchy becomes a focus group, and God have mercy... (May 12, 1956)  Droodles (August 27, 1954, not that it makes a whole lot of difference at this point apart from the filing system.)  Out Our Way takes us back to the good ol' days of murdering your dear friends. Over and over again. (December 10-11, 1924)  
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BlankIsBeautiful posted:Heavenly Nostrils It was just blurple - a frightful messenger from unformed realms of infinity beyond all Nature as we know it; from realms whose mere existence stuns the brain and numbs us with the black extra-cosmic gulfs it throws open before our frenzied eyes.
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Luann Apartment 3-G  Pros & Cons  Sally Forth  The Amazing Spider-Man   Sort of, anyway.
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Julet Esqu posted:Luann So Luann and to a lesser extent her friends just drove a man to quit his job. Our heroine, everyone.
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Pardon me for staking my claim, partner... Jam Esallen you are my only hope...
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Bloom County Stay hungry, folks!  Snorting dandelions makes you channel 13-year-old kids from the future. Calvin And Hobbes   Ripley's 
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Darthemed posted:Snorting dandelions makes you channel 13-year-old kids from the future. I used that line, verbatim, in one of my sprite comics when I was about 13. Just, uh... just saying.
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Piranha Club  Dick Tracy   Judge Parker   9 Chickweed Lane   Those weren't gunshots, that was just the sound of the plot sputtering and backfiring. Pibgorn http://i.xomf.com/jfnwz.jpg 
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I absolutely love the new era of Mark Trail. Better-drawn, shirtless Mark Trail demonstrates that when you're attacked by a bear, the ideal answer is to run toward an even larger bear. Why? I don't give a drat. I just want to see what happens next, and I never EVER thought I'd say that about any Mark Trail story arc.
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Humanoid Female posted:I absolutely love the new era of Mark Trail. Better-drawn, shirtless Mark Trail demonstrates that when you're attacked by a bear, the ideal answer is to run toward an even larger bear. Why? I don't give a drat. I just want to see what happens next, and I never EVER thought I'd say that about any Mark Trail story arc. Seriously, this feels as good as when the new team got ahold of Dick Tracey  Let's not hope though, that like Dick Tracy, it turns into a loving mess with a ton of annoying characters and plotlines being created and dropped at any time like so many creepy siblings in a lake.
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Gil Well then you haven't played Risk, Shandra. Retail  Yes, no one likes to be the mean parent who tells the kids to do their homework and take out the trash before they watch TV. And since Arthur just wants to be the cool uncle who lets the kids stay up past bedtime while mom's not around and no convenient scapegoat around to do the dirty work, the responsibility falls on you Marla. Although it would be less sad if the children weren't department supervisors in their 30s. Bleeker the Rechargeable Dog  Wow, protection money for the raccoon thugs. That's surprisingly dark for this strip. Dustin  Ed comes back the next day to see "Screw you" weaved into Charlotte's web. On the Fastrack  Safe Havens  You're actually known as "dorky specs boy" behind your back.
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Midnight Moth posted:On the Fastrack Somebody just wanted to kick back and draw some sea-shells, and I can respect that.
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Roland Jones posted:So Luann and to a lesser extent her friends just drove a man to quit his job. Our heroine, everyone. My class managed to drive our miserable, hard-rear end AP US History teacher to retirement, and I will tell you right now: it was one of the proudest moments in my academic life. Rhymes With Orange 
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Mr. Squishy posted:Somebody just wanted to kick back and draw some sea-shells, and I can respect that. Was gonna say this is somehow the most appealing Fastrack I've seen in a while. The joke is kind of weird but drat those are some fine seashells.
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Midnight Moth posted:Safe Havens No, that's pro wrestling.
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Midnight Moth posted:Safe Havens Look out! Other "dorky specs boys" have already infiltrated the NBA. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m1QqenvfzZI
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Six Chix Good comic, good comic. I like the owls. Zippy the Pinhead  Nancy  Arlo and Janis  Wee Pals  Andertoons  Lost Side of Suburbia   Zachary Nixon Johnson  Dick Tracy  Inspector Danger's Crime Quiz  Genius, abso-loving-lutely genius. I'm sure we'll top this, but I'll be damned if I have any idea how.
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Wanamingo posted:Inspector Danger's Crime Quiz Oh my god.
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Wanamingo posted:Nancy Gilchrist you goddamn loving hack piece of poo poo. Get carpal tunnel or something painful and inconvenient but not particularly life threatening. t  t
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Manuel Calavera posted:Gilchrist you goddamn loving hack piece of poo poo. Get carpal tunnel or something painful and inconvenient but not particularly life threatening. t (The new Mark Trail is excellent, however. I wasn't following the thread at all for a while and have been skimming a bit since I came back, so I don't know when it changed hands, but I'm really digging it) EDIT: I found some words, but they don't do it justice: eye-rollingly saccharine, sentimentalist pap mangling an existing character into a twisted proxy for the author in a truly stunning act of self-indulgence. Zero_Tactility fucked around with this message at 05:06 on May 11, 2014 |
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Zero_Tactility posted:I can't quite find the words to express why, but this crap is even worse than Brooke's masturbatory nonsense. Maybe I'm just numb to one and not the other (there's only so much 9CWL and Pibgorn one can experience before acquiring mental calluses), but Nancy is just so bad. It's awful at a level that makes me think "I shouldn't be getting this mad at newspaper comics; that's really dumb." It's retconning sappy dramatics into a comic strip where retconning sappy dramatics into it makes absolutely zero loving sense. I'm trying to think of something involving Snuffy Smith that would be as ridiculous as a metaphor but apparently I'm no Guy Gilchrist because none of them are terrible enough. Give it to some political cartoonist and have Barney Google come back, be stunningly handsome, and also a successful self-insert libertarian I guess?
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So in Mandrake how come nobody on the police decided to loving tail a serial criminal? Catching him in the act sure as gently caress wouldn't let the case be dropped from an alibi? Also if Mandrake hadn't decided to gently caress around for 7 years with the lead investigator maybe they could've actually prepared a sting on the loving criminal. God drat that comic is the pits.
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Wanamingo posted:Inspector Danger's Crime Quiz Weirdly, this is the first of these I actually got on the first try.
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Scary Gary Also stumbled across this: Jaden Smith’s Nonsensical Tweets Actually Make Perfect Sense As "Garfield" Comics
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