NFL Draft Morning 2014-Rounds 4-7: No one cares and none of this matters

The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Sports Argument Stadium > The Football Funhouse > NFL Draft Morning 2014-Rounds 4-7: No one cares and none of this matters

«‹›47 »

Grittybeard: Mar 29, 2010; Bad, very bad!

I feel like I dodged a McCarron bullet, even though I didn't like Murray all that much.

# ? May 10, 2014 20:11

Adbot: ADBOT LOVES YOU

# ? Jun 9, 2024 12:56

Parmesan Basil: Nov 12, 2008; TIME IS THE FIRE IN WHICH WE BURN THE GAME CLOCK

oh my

# ? May 10, 2014 20:12

corn on the cop: Oct 12, 2012; Break what must be broken, once for all, that's all, and take the suffering on oneself.

â Corey Dostoyevsky

he's a winner _{when surrounded by ridiculous talent}

# ? May 10, 2014 20:12

Bip Roberts: Mar 29, 2005

Bring in McCarron as a playoff pinch hitter.

# ? May 10, 2014 20:12

Lessail: Apr 1, 2011; tell me how vgk aren't playing like shit again

p.s. help my grapes are so sour!

ban the bengals from playing for this

# ? May 10, 2014 20:12

A Pale Horse: Jul 29, 2007

Awww, boo.

# ? May 10, 2014 20:12

pmchem: Jan 22, 2010

I'd like to congratulate the AFC North on overpaying for crappy QBs this year, good job.

# ? May 10, 2014 20:12

Gnarly Bae Jepsen: Jul 12, 2007; Manic Pixie Dick Girl

Hahaha the best pick.

# ? May 10, 2014 20:12

Nodoze: Aug 17, 2006; If it's only for a night I can live without you

drat I was hoping he would go undrafted

# ? May 10, 2014 20:12

mcmagic: Jul 1, 2004; If you see this avatar while scrolling the succ zone, you have been visited by the mcmagic of shitty lib takes! Good luck and prosperity will come to you, but only if you reply "shut the fuck up mcmagic" to this post!

There is no way 11 rookies are going to make the Jets but Idzik is so incapable of making a trade that he isn't even leveraging that value haha.

# ? May 10, 2014 20:12

HOTLANTA MAN: Jul 4, 2010; by Hand Knit; Lipstick Apathy

AJ McCarron loving sucks thanks for reading

# ? May 10, 2014 20:12

Spacebump: Dec 24, 2003; Dallas Mavericks: Generations

Did a Tulane player really get drafted before anyone from Texas?

# ? May 10, 2014 20:12

No Irish Need Imply: Nov 30, 2008

i died

# ? May 10, 2014 20:12

Bip Roberts: Mar 29, 2005

Where is Hard Knocks this year?

# ? May 10, 2014 20:12

corn on the cop: Oct 12, 2012; Break what must be broken, once for all, that's all, and take the suffering on oneself.

â Corey Dostoyevsky

aj mccarron is no threat to usurp andy dalton, mel

# ? May 10, 2014 20:13

The Puppy Bowl: Jan 31, 2013; A dog, in the house.

*woof*

Dusseldorf posted:

Every person under 6 feet is literally Drew Brees.

I'm Drew Brees? That would explain the unnatural affection for Jimmie Johns.

# ? May 10, 2014 20:13

Mughe: Mar 17, 2007; I'll tolerate you until I can replace you.

pmchem posted:

I'd like to congratulate the AFC North on overpaying for crappy QBs this year, good job.

We're not done yet!

# ? May 10, 2014 20:13

Parmesan Basil: Nov 12, 2008; TIME IS THE FIRE IN WHICH WE BURN THE GAME CLOCK

Kinda happy with the Murray pick. Hopefully he just outplays Smith in every level (like a lot of QBs can) and saves us $19 mill

# ? May 10, 2014 20:13

The 7th Guest: Dec 17, 2003

Poonerman posted:

he's a winner _{when surrounded by ridiculous talent}

Well he is surrounded by AJ Green, Tyler Eifert and Gio Bernard

# ? May 10, 2014 20:13

a neat cape: Feb 22, 2007; Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

Good pick by the Chargers again. DT was a need.

# ? May 10, 2014 20:13

MourningView: Sep 2, 2006; Is this Heaven?

Anthony Hitchens was my favorite player on the last two Iowa teams so that's pretty rad that he got drafted by the Cowboys. I don't think he's gonna make it in the NFL though.

# ? May 10, 2014 20:13

Ehud: Sep 19, 2003; football.

Grittybeard posted:

Moore seems like a perfectly fine backup, he's still down there isn't he?

He is, but he is expensive for a backup.

# ? May 10, 2014 20:13

swizz: Oct 10, 2004; I can recall being broke with some friends in Tennessee and deciding to have a party and being able to afford only two-fifths of a $1.75 bourbon called Two Natural, whose label showed dice coming up 5 and 2. Its taste was memorable. The psychological effect was also notable.

Rivals.com legend Seantrel Henderson still hasn't been picked yet

# ? May 10, 2014 20:14

Ehud: Sep 19, 2003; football.

I bet Miami takes Stephen Morris.

# ? May 10, 2014 20:14

No Irish Need Imply: Nov 30, 2008

They should've done Murray in the fourth. Goddamnit.

# ? May 10, 2014 20:14

HOTLANTA MAN: Jul 4, 2010; by Hand Knit; Lipstick Apathy

Parmesan Basil posted:

Kinda happy with the Murray pick. Hopefully he just outplays Smith in every level (like a lot of QBs can) and saves us $19 mill

Murray's absolute ceiling is Alex Smith

# ? May 10, 2014 20:14

Truther Vandross: Jun 17, 2008

WHO DEY

# ? May 10, 2014 20:14

JT Jag: Aug 30, 2009; #1 Jaguars Sunk Cost Fallacy-Haver

Quest For Glory II posted:

Well he is surrounded by AJ Green, Tyler Eifert and Gio Bernard

Yeah he's moving from Alabama to one of the most explosive offenses in the NFL, not a huge culture shock here

# ? May 10, 2014 20:14

Dr Tran: Dec 17, 2002; HE'S GOT A PH.D. IN
KICKING YOUR ASS!

Chargers got a nose tackle. Groovy.

# ? May 10, 2014 20:15

HappyHelmet: Apr 9, 2003; Hail to the king baby!; Grimey Drawer

I come back from a break on the draft and Mcarron goes to the Bengals? LOL

# ? May 10, 2014 20:15

Bip Roberts: Mar 29, 2005

swizz posted:

Rivals.com legend Seantrel Henderson still hasn't been picked yet

Literally pissed hot last week.

# ? May 10, 2014 20:15

MourningView: Sep 2, 2006; Is this Heaven?

swizz posted:

Rivals.com legend Seantrel Henderson still hasn't been picked yet

His recruitment was so loving weird. I think his crazy-rear end dad got a rap deal at some point. Iowa fans took the whole thing really personally and were like actively rooting for him to fail too, which was creepy and dumb.

# ? May 10, 2014 20:15

Parmesan Basil: Nov 12, 2008; TIME IS THE FIRE IN WHICH WE BURN THE GAME CLOCK

HOTLANTA MAN posted:

Murray's absolute ceiling is Alex Smith

So, he's not going to ask for $19 mill then

# ? May 10, 2014 20:15

HappyHelmet: Apr 9, 2003; Hail to the king baby!; Grimey Drawer

sportsgenius86 posted:

WHO DEY

Is that real? Goddamn :psyduck:

# ? May 10, 2014 20:16

Truther Vandross: Jun 17, 2008

MourningView posted:

His recruitment was so loving weird. I think his crazy-rear end dad got a rap deal at some point. Iowa fans took the whole thing really personally and were like actively rooting for him to fail too, which was creepy and dumb.

I wasn't rooting for him to fail but I was real goddamn glad when he didn't pick OSU.

# ? May 10, 2014 20:16

Mel Mudkiper: Jan 19, 2012; At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.

Oh man I bet Dalton is shaking in his boots right about now

# ? May 10, 2014 20:16

swizz: Oct 10, 2004; I can recall being broke with some friends in Tennessee and deciding to have a party and being able to afford only two-fifths of a $1.75 bourbon called Two Natural, whose label showed dice coming up 5 and 2. Its taste was memorable. The psychological effect was also notable.

MourningView posted:

His recruitment was so loving weird. I think his crazy-rear end dad got a rap deal at some point. Iowa fans took the whole thing really personally and were like actively rooting for him to fail too, which was creepy and dumb.

I think you are right that his Dad literally got a rap deal from Luther Campbell

# ? May 10, 2014 20:16

Winkie01: Nov 28, 2004

HappyHelmet posted:

Is that real? Goddamn

Yes, one of the many reasons everyone hates him.

# ? May 10, 2014 20:17

MourningView: Sep 2, 2006; Is this Heaven?

AJ McCarron was a good college player who was wildly overrated by the general public and gets wildly underrated here as a result. He was way better than the typical Alabama caretaker QB. He can be a decent backup.

# ? May 10, 2014 20:17

Adbot: ADBOT LOVES YOU

# ? Jun 9, 2024 12:56

Bip Roberts: Mar 29, 2005

HappyHelmet posted:

Is that real? Goddamn

It owns.

# ? May 10, 2014 20:17

The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Sports Argument Stadium > The Football Funhouse > NFL Draft Morning 2014-Rounds 4-7: No one cares and none of this matters

«‹›47 »