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Manifest
Jul 7, 2007

HELLO THERE I COME FROM THE FUTURE
I skipped today's show, but it sounds like I should go back and listen, but ever since WDM got shut down I'm having a hard time finding a reliable daily download.

I found one of my favorite bits ever today, have to share.
Artie vs the captain of the Penn State women's basketball team.
For the record, Marissa is young, tall, and fit.

Artie was pounding beers 1 minute before they started.


AMAZING
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qRRR-wdOHjY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EMXOHYqn0XM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CkjEmDPJ3RY

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hunter x az
Oct 28, 2003
Caught a bit of the Williams guy today. Man was he unintelligible or what?

Geekslinger
Jan 30, 2005

hunter x az posted:

Caught a bit of the Williams guy today. Man was he unintelligible or what?

Yeah he was a total mush mouth. I flipped over to H100 to catch the tail end of the news instead of trying to even comprehend on what he was saying. A benefit of being west coast I guess.

A Keg
Jan 7, 2014

by Ralp

CortezFantastic posted:

Been listening through the 20+ hour Get John's Job pack. So far the only people who truly bombed were Chauncey. The strongest was Sal which I guess shouldn't be too surprising, but I didn't expect him to bring it that hard. I'm on Yucko and even he does a decent job. I have never really heard Cabbie before and he sounds like a giant sack of poo poo so I'm glad this is all I have to hear from him.

If you like bombing and Cabbie, just wait until Shuli's week.

CortezFantastic
Aug 10, 2003

I SEE DEMONS

A Keg posted:

If you like bombing and Cabbie, just wait until Shuli's week.

I hit Richard's week which was a breath of fresh air after a few somewhat stinkers. Yucko was fine but clearly not the job for him. Shuli tried though he also was flat, although a lot of good Cabbie poo poo came from it to further back up his shittiness. It's amazing the amount of work Richard put into the show before he was even hired.

KC posed for gay photographs..

Squashy Nipples
Aug 18, 2007

Shuli was awful, at times hilariously bad. I was pissed off when Howard hired him.

Coheed and Camembert
Feb 11, 2012

CortezFantastic posted:

I hit Richard's week which was a breath of fresh air after a few somewhat stinkers. Yucko was fine but clearly not the job for him. Shuli tried though he also was flat, although a lot of good Cabbie poo poo came from it to further back up his shittiness. It's amazing the amount of work Richard put into the show before he was even hired.

KC posed for gay photographs..

One of Richard's best was Can I Feel Your Muff Tonight?

He is indeed gross.

CortezFantastic
Aug 10, 2003

I SEE DEMONS
I was mostly surprised with how everyone DIDN'T entirely bomb. Chauncey's week was awful and I'm glad he broke down and cried cause it was the only good thing about it. Even getting Beetle's family in studio was just OK. Rev Bob was not good but he got the Artie cokepig story on the air so that's something.

loving Cabbie though. "Guess the 'nese?"

TASTE THE PAIN!!
May 18, 2004

Just caught an unexpected Baba Booey on Tuesday's Colbert Report at the end of a phone interview with Satan.

TASTE THE PAIN!! fucked around with this message at 16:30 on May 8, 2014

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






TASTE THE PAIN!! posted:

Just caught an unexpected Baba Booey on Tuesday's Colbert Report at the end of a phone interview with Satan.

Haha yes I was watching that last night too.

Cromulent
Dec 22, 2002

People are under a lot of stress, Bradley.
Listening to the Louis CK interview, it's strange how long it took Howard to conceptualize when 1993 was.

Howard: So in 2013, you asked Gwyneth Paltrow on a date?
Louis: What? No, that was 1993, not 2013.
Howard: Oh. So, you were divorced..
Louis: No, this was 1993. I wasn't even married yet.
Howard: Oh. Okay. 1993....
Louis: I wasn't famous yet. I had just become a writer on the first season of Conan.
Howard: Hm.
Louis: Are you having trouble....1993, it was over 20 years ago.
Howard: Ohhhh! Ohh! I got it, so way back in history.

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






Cromulent posted:

Listening to the Louis CK interview, it's strange how long it took Howard to conceptualize when 1993 was.

Howard: So in 2013, you asked Gwyneth Paltrow on a date?
Louis: What? No, that was 1993, not 2013.
Howard: Oh. So, you were divorced..
Louis: No, this was 1993. I wasn't even married yet.
Howard: Oh. Okay. 1993....
Louis: I wasn't famous yet. I had just become a writer on the first season of Conan.
Howard: Hm.
Louis: Are you having trouble....1993, it was over 20 years ago.
Howard: Ohhhh! Ohh! I got it, so way back in history.

Howard Stern: He's like your befuddled elderly grandpa, but with money.

Geekslinger
Jan 30, 2005

He has actually been pulling a lot of bad info in interviews lately. He needs to quit having the interns use Wikipedia for guest info. There were multiple times in the Billy Joel townhall where he brought up something he "heard" or had in his notes about Billy that was complete BS.

Cliche Guevara
Dec 12, 2005
whistlebritches
Oldie but goodie with Richard at one of my fav bars:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IT83qIma09E

Gotta admit, one of the comments is pretty accurate, doubt Richard likes video games...

Sasquatch!
Nov 18, 2000


"Galaga is my faaaaaaaaavorite."

"Oh, look, Centipede! That's my faaaaaaaaaaavorite."

null_user01013
Nov 13, 2000

Drink up comrades
If I win in Don-key Kong, Sal has to teabag me

Coheed and Camembert
Feb 11, 2012
I love Richard, I don't even give a poo poo. He's my faaaaaavorite. :haw:

Gotta love how he immediately reaches for the beer glass the second it hits the table.

Bonzo
Mar 11, 2004

Just like Mama used to make it!
Did Richard and Sal do any more of those cooking shows?

A Keg
Jan 7, 2014

by Ralp

Bonzo posted:

Did Richard and Sal do any more of those cooking shows?

I would watch Sal make lovely bachelor chow while Richard gets drunk for 30 minutes a week every week.

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy

Riosan posted:

Gotta love how he immediately reaches for the beer glass the second it hits the table.

I kind of skipped through it, but I was pretty surprised that he appeared to not take a single sip while the guy was talking about what makes a craft beer. That must have taken incredible willpower on Rich's part.

Skitz
Apr 11, 2003

Your mommy kills animals! I bet you didn't know that.

A Keg posted:

I would watch Sal make lovely bachelor chow while Richard gets drunk for 30 minutes a day every day.
Fixed.

Sasquatch!
Nov 18, 2000


Bonzo posted:

Did Richard and Sal do any more of those cooking shows?
Sal just posted a video saying there's more to come: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U43PNJnyiwk

musclecoder
Oct 23, 2006

I'm all about meeting girls. I'm all about meeting guys.
So, I guess Howard's daughter is gay (it's hard to sit through)?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b6qppdYMQHg

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

Did Pat cooper ever reconcile with his son. Jesus that kid was a loving dick.

TASTE THE PAIN!!
May 18, 2004

musclecoder posted:

So, I guess Howard's daughter is gay (it's hard to sit through)?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b6qppdYMQHg

"Art"

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






euphronius posted:

Did Pat cooper ever reconcile with his son. Jesus that kid was a loving dick.

Pat: "I love you."

Pat's Kid: "I never heard that before."

Pat: "WELL THEN YOU MIGHT NOT HEAR IT EVER AGAIN!!"

I think Pat Cooper has his fair share of blame in that situation.

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

I actually agreed with pat there.

Irish Joe
Jul 23, 2007

by Lowtax

musclecoder posted:

So, I guess Howard's daughter is gay (it's hard to sit through)?

Which of the identical jew broads is Howard's daughter?

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

Irish Joe posted:

Which of the identical jew broads is Howard's daughter?

I thought the point of it was that they were both her? And man, does she look like Howard, in a good way.

Crotch Bat
Dec 6, 2003

Much like with everything else in life, the Euros seem to have more sense on how to do things in a fun atmosphere without sucking the soul out of the event.
One of his last great moments on the show, I'll never tire of this ever.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ENyVDLwoI1c

Sand Monster
Apr 13, 2008

Irish Joe posted:

Which of the identical jew broads is Howard's daughter?

The one that fights Draculas.

(I hope someone gets this.)

ChaosMonkey
Jun 28, 2008

Sand Monster posted:

The one that fights Draculas.

(I hope someone gets this.)

This runs through my head every couple of months and I laugh out loud to myself every time.

Cadence
Dec 31, 2007

Sand Monster posted:

The one that fights Draculas.

(I hope someone gets this.)

I sometimes say this when Buffy comes up in conversation. I get weird looks.

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

I don't get it :smith:

Crotch Bat
Dec 6, 2003

Much like with everything else in life, the Euros seem to have more sense on how to do things in a fun atmosphere without sucking the soul out of the event.

An infamous Artie story about an uncle of his who basically took Sarah Michelle Gellar and reduced everything she is to "Jew broad, fights Draculas".

The entirety of it is dumb and basic until you see the pluralization of Dracula and then for some reason it's goddamn hilarious.

Crotch Bat fucked around with this message at 04:25 on May 12, 2014

Cliche Guevara
Dec 12, 2005
whistlebritches
It was some anecdote Artie shared about his uncle (?), when he was watching TV and Buffy was on. Artie asked what he was watching, and he replied "some jew broad who fights draculas" :haw:

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

I need to hear this story, and how Artie tells it.

It's been an amazing and sometimes weird experience getting to know almost everything about the show in the past couple months. The weirdest part is how I don't pay any attention to the order of clips I look up, yet consistently find sequential or almost sequential clips. I heard the "mac hine" bit, and then a few hours later, I'll randomly find another clip that references it like it was the day before. Same goes for "traction". And I'm not even going by "related videos" but through entirely different Stern clip searches.

Rupert Buttermilk fucked around with this message at 04:58 on May 12, 2014

Former Human
Oct 15, 2001

Crotch Bat posted:

One of his last great moments on the show, I'll never tire of this ever.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ENyVDLwoI1c

Eric is so unbelievably inept at math it's kind of shocking that he knows a little about history.

Squashy Nipples
Aug 18, 2007

Jimmy Kimmel live in the studio this morning, so far it's brought a nice energy to the show.

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Indolent Bastard
Oct 26, 2007

I WON THIS AMAZING AVATAR! I'M A WINNER! WOOOOO!

musclecoder posted:

So, I guess Howard's daughter is gay (it's hard to sit through)?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b6qppdYMQHg

She may not be Howard rich, but if she lives in that apartment she is miles away from poor. I wish I was so well off that I could make poncy "art" projects and call that my profession, while living that life style.

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