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Detective Thompson
Nov 9, 2007

Sammy Davis Jr. Jr. is also in repose.

Pick posted:

Gaboon vipers are gorgeous though.

They really are.



Heaviest of the vipers and the largest venom yield and longest fangs of any snake at two inches.

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canyoneer
Sep 13, 2005


I only have canyoneyes for you
There are psychotic people who keep them as pets.

Sometimes they escape :stare:

http://www.counton2.com/story/25312975/search-halted-for-missing-gaboon-viper

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar
drat, they're bigger than I thought they'd be.

canis minor
May 4, 2011



canis minor has a new favorite as of 22:08 on Apr 29, 2014

TKIY
Nov 6, 2012
Grimey Drawer

canyoneer posted:

There are psychotic people who keep them as pets.

Sometimes they escape :stare:

http://www.counton2.com/story/25312975/search-halted-for-missing-gaboon-viper

Sometimes they bite you on the face because you keep one like a pet because you are an idiot: http://www.thepeterboroughexaminer.com/2008/10/21/deadly-snake-bites-man-in-face

SLOSifl
Aug 10, 2002


Detective Thompson posted:

They really are.



Heaviest of the vipers and the largest venom yield and longest fangs of any snake at two inches.
I like to think these snakes slither around quietly chuckling all the time. Hehehehe....hehe. Hehehehe.

Wiggy Marie
Jan 16, 2006

Meep!
The Gaboon viper's venom is the worst: it basically makes your blood cells explode, so you start bleeding from everywhere.

There's an episode of the Animal Planet show Fatal Attractions with a woman who collected venomous snakes. She let her Gaboon out of its tank while cleaning and it bit her. The police said that the scene looked like she'd been bludgeoned to death because there was blood everywhere.

Hormones
May 9, 2009

Wiggy Marie posted:

The Gaboon viper's venom is the worst: it basically makes your blood cells explode, so you start bleeding from everywhere.

There's an episode of the Animal Planet show Fatal Attractions with a woman who collected venomous snakes. She let her Gaboon out of its tank while cleaning and it bit her. The police said that the scene looked like she'd been bludgeoned to death because there was blood everywhere.

this inspired a (i think) CSI episode. One of those crime dramas. I think it was CSI.

JacquelineDempsey
Aug 6, 2008

Women's Circuit Bender Union Local 34



DicktheCat posted:

Old medical treatments always seem kind of creepy to me.

Recently I discovered that there's a sensory deprivation tank facility very near where I live, something I've always wanted to try. A little Googling led me to this lovely pic of the first experiments in that research. Instead of floating in saltwater, you stood upright in a tank, head under the water, wearing one of these to breath:



(from http://johnclilly.com/, which is pretty creepy in itself. "now with FRAMES NAVIGATION")

ce gars
Dec 31, 2007

I can barely figure out where the eyes go in the top two there.

moller
Jan 10, 2007

Swan stole my music and framed me!
Where your eyes don't go a part of you is hovering.

I like most people of culture and grace was first exposed to the idea of sensory deprivation by the 1991 film Deadlock, which HBO played roughly three times a day for a period of years.

canis minor
May 4, 2011

JacquelineDempsey posted:

Recently I discovered that there's a sensory deprivation tank facility very near where I live, something I've always wanted to try. A little Googling led me to this lovely pic of the first experiments in that research. Instead of floating in saltwater, you stood upright in a tank, head under the water, wearing one of these to breath:



(from http://johnclilly.com/, which is pretty creepy in itself. "now with FRAMES NAVIGATION")



A radium mask, used in the 1920s to treat cancer of the face and neck.

Choco1980
Feb 22, 2013

I fell in love with a Video Nasty

moller posted:

Where your eyes don't go a part of you is hovering.

I like most people of culture and grace was first exposed to the idea of sensory deprivation by the 1991 film Deadlock, which HBO played roughly three times a day for a period of years.

And before that, most of us were exposed via the film Altered States.

Palpek
Dec 27, 2008


Do you feel it, Zach?
My coffee warned me about it.


canis minor
May 4, 2011

HEY GUNS
Oct 11, 2012

FOPTIMUS PRIME

Detective Thompson posted:

They really are.



Heaviest of the vipers and the largest venom yield and longest fangs of any snake at two inches.

Why are they so stout?

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.
Maybe they use roasted malts?

Doctor Bishop
Oct 22, 2013

To understand what happened at the diner, we use Mr. Papaya. This is upsetting because he is the friendliest of fruits.

HEY GAL posted:

Why are they so stout?

I'm a little viper short and stout
Here is my vent and here is my snout
When I bite into you there's no doubt
You'll be dead 'fore the day is out

Mu Cow
Oct 26, 2003

Doctor Bishop posted:

I'm a little viper short and stout
Here is my vent and here is my snout
When I bite into you there's no doubt
You'll be dead 'fore the day is out

This is wonderful.

Tardigrade
Jul 13, 2012

Half arthropod, half marshmallow, all cute.

HEY GAL posted:

Why are they so stout?

They're not particularly speedy. They just want to wait for days until prey passes by.

Bomrek
Oct 9, 2012

Sergeant Rock
Apr 28, 2002

"... call the expert at kissing and stuff..."

HEY GAL posted:

Why are they so stout?

They sit outside Walmarts

treasured8elief
Jul 25, 2011

Salad Prong

Jack the Stripper
Feb 9, 2014

Your local cheese loving, wooden shoes wearing drug addict.

That's one awful costume. Just look at the nose, reminds me of something..

Rapman the Cook
Aug 24, 2013

by Ralp

Welp, not sleeping tonight!

DrBouvenstein
Feb 28, 2007

I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.
Went for a walk the other day, and the house around the corner from me had this hanging in the window:


(Text is because it was sent in SnapChat)

AlistairCookie
Apr 1, 2010

I am a Dinosaur
/\/\ Nice. I loving hate clowns, and Tim Curry haunts my dreams.



Why? :gonk:

Edit: Link explaining this. Even the explanation is creepy.

Bad Munki
Nov 4, 2008

We're all mad here.


I had to go and find it :v:

https://www.google.com/maps/place/Artesina/@44.2441614,7.7695119,200m/data=!3m1!1e3!4m2!3m1!1s0x12cd7da7028e0701:0xa729dbc7928ac553

Bippie Mishap
Oct 12, 2012


Choco1980 posted:

And before that, most of us were exposed via the film Altered States.

Or this film called Simon

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PMHWOI2JyR4

Hazo
Dec 30, 2004

SCIENCE





She was later salvaged.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Avshalom
Feb 14, 2012

by Lowtax

DrBouvenstein
Feb 28, 2007

I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.

Centripetal Horse
Nov 22, 2009

Fuck money, get GBS

This could have bought you a half a tank of gas, lmfao -
Love, gromdul

Do divers molt? Is this part of their advanced training?

MrGreenShirt
Mar 14, 2005

Hell of a book. It's about bunnies!

Centripetal Horse posted:

Do divers molt? Is this part of their advanced training?

Only if they don't wear enough sunscreen!

Bad Munki
Nov 4, 2008

We're all mad here.


You know how a sea star grabs on to its prey, pries it open, and ejects its stomach out its mouth and into the prey and digests it from the inside out? Yeah, so, normally it's a clam, but that picture is the result of what happens if you mess with a sea star. Don't mess with sea stars, kids.

Valtaherra
Feb 23, 2007

It's a personal pineapple

don't smoke weed in the ocean

Ariong
Jun 25, 2012

Get bashed, platonist!

Valtaherra posted:

don't smoke weed in the ocean

Let's see you try and stop me!

BOOTY-ADE
Aug 30, 2006

BIG KOOL TELLIN' Y'ALL TO KEEP IT TIGHT

Ariong posted:

Let's see you try and stop me!

The ocean is just, like, one big bong anyways maaannnnn :okpos:

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1stGear
Jan 16, 2010

Here's to the new us.
So some guy found some interesting stuff in his new house.

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