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Mister Mind
Mar 20, 2009

I'm not a real doctor,
But I am a real worm;
I am an actual worm

Cardboard Box A posted:

Well, who is Nubia?

Nubia is...well, she's like Wonder Woman, only a, uh, a n--



She's a, ah, nemesis (and occasional ally) of Wonder Woman.

(I think that went well, don't you? Panel origin unknown.)

Mister Mind fucked around with this message at 12:35 on May 11, 2014

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Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Alien Rope Burn posted:

To speak frankly of the dead, that's explained by the signature: Al Rio.

I had no idea Al Rio was dead, and I just read HOW he died too :stare:

Chinaman7000
Nov 28, 2003

Chained up and shot with a tiny missile indoors.

Senor Candle
Nov 5, 2008

Cabbit posted:

What was wrong with agoraphobic Superman? :sigh:

You should check out Earth 2

Yvonmukluk
Oct 10, 2012

Everything is Sinister


Chinaman7000 posted:

Chained up and shot with a tiny missile indoors.

It's how he would have wanted to go.

Alien Rope Burn
Dec 5, 2004

I wanna be a saikyo HERO!

Jerusalem posted:

I had no idea Al Rio was dead, and I just read HOW he died too :stare:

I had no idea either until I looked him up. (It's not funny.)

Mister Mind posted:

She's a, ah, nemesis (and occasional ally) of Wonder Woman.

(I think that went well, don't you? Panel origin unknown.)

A result of DC trying to be more progressive in the 70s, but...



... yeah. Super Friends #25.

Vince MechMahon
Jan 1, 2008



Alien Rope Burn posted:

I had no idea either until I looked him up. (It's not funny.)


A result of DC trying to be more progressive in the 70s, but...



... yeah. Super Friends #25.

Autoerotic asphyxiation is kinda funny.

Cangelosi
Nov 17, 2004

"It's cute," he said to himself warily, "but it's not normal."

Alien Rope Burn posted:


A result of DC trying to be more progressive in the 70s, but...



... yeah. Super Friends #25.

It's good she had a bit more shelf life than, say, Tyroc.

Shawn
Feb 6, 2003

I yiffed two people at once and all I got was laughed at.

TheJoker138 posted:

Autoerotic asphyxiation is kinda funny.

Man, that's how Van Bode died too.

WickedHate
Aug 1, 2013

by Lowtax

Cangelosi posted:

It's good she had a bit more shelf life than, say, Tyroc.

He was brought back for the New 52 on the Legion Lost team.

Mister Mind
Mar 20, 2009

I'm not a real doctor,
But I am a real worm;
I am an actual worm

WickedHate posted:

He was brought back for the New 52 on the Legion Lost team.

Troy "Tyroc" Stewart also became Vice President of Earth (under former Invisible Kid Jacques Foccart) after the Dominator military takeover was defeated. Not long after that, the Earth blew up, Jacques resigned, and Tyroc became the President of New Earth1. And then Zero Hour wiped that away. Comics!

1: not that that makes his original characterization any better.

bobkatt013
Oct 8, 2006

You’re telling me Peter Parker is ...... Spider-man!?

Mister Mind posted:

Troy "Tyroc" Stewart also became Vice President of Earth (under former Invisible Kid Jacques Foccart) after the Dominator military takeover was defeated. Not long after that, the Earth blew up, Jacques resigned, and Tyroc became the President of New Earth1. And then Zero Hour wiped that away. Comics!

1: not that that makes his original characterization any better.

I love the Legion so much

BIG HEADLINE
Jun 13, 2006

"Stand back, Ottawan ruffian, or face my lumens!"

Cardboard Box A posted:

Look out for Magneto, Iron Man!

I could just see Thor vs. Magneto now...

"Come now, mortal Magnus, let us battle!"

"You're certainly wearing a lot of metal - you sure you wanna do this?"

"YES! I live for the thrill of battle!" *starts swinging his hammer*

"I still can't believe you're wearing metal and trying to hit me with a metal hammer...I mean, watch thi...ghhhhkkkk." *has a hemorrhagic stroke trying to 'grab' Mjolnir*

"For the life of me I can not see how this man has given friend Wolverine's friends so much vexation."

BIG HEADLINE fucked around with this message at 07:59 on May 12, 2014

Ghostlight
Sep 25, 2009

maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me



BIG HEADLINE posted:

I could just see Thor vs. Magneto now...

"Come now, mortal Magnus, let us battle!"

"You're certainly wearing a lot of metal - you sure you wanna do this?"

"YES! I live for the thrill of battle!" *starts swinging his hammer*

Journey into Mystery #109

The Lord of Hats
Aug 22, 2010

Hello, yes! Is being very good day for posting, no?
I like that in those days, as long as he could vaguely connect it to magnetism or metal via wordplay, Magneto could use his powers on it.

BIG HEADLINE
Jun 13, 2006

"Stand back, Ottawan ruffian, or face my lumens!"
Well, to be fair, that comic was drawn in the age where Mjolnir had just been forged and made all magical by dwarven blacksmiths and not made from the material of a neutron star.

MikeJF
Dec 20, 2003




Did it not still have the same enchantment on it?

BIG HEADLINE
Jun 13, 2006

"Stand back, Ottawan ruffian, or face my lumens!"

MikeJF posted:

Did it not still have the same enchantment on it?

Evidently I'm wrong - the hammer isn't made out of neutron star material, it was *forged* in the heart of a dying star. Evidently the hammer itself would weigh something around 43 pounds, and the enchantments are what makes it heavy.

A guy at the Army's Research Office thinks the "Uru" that it's made out of is the 'holy grail of high-pressure physics,' some form of metallic hydrogen.

Article: http://io9.com/5985161/sorry-neil-degrasse-tyson-but-youre-wrong-about-thors-hammer

Cabbit
Jul 19, 2001

Is that everything you have?

The Lord of Hats posted:

I like that in those days, as long as he could vaguely connect it to magnetism or metal via wordplay, Magneto could use his powers on it.

Thor's probably wearing metal armor, also.

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

Ghostlight posted:


Journey into Mystery #109

Held by a power beyond mere description!... like magnetism.

Jimbone Tallshanks
Dec 16, 2005

You can't pull rank on murder.

"But nothing* can get past my magnetic repellor field!"

*does not include objects made of something other than the magnetic metals

MikeJF
Dec 20, 2003




In the immediate next panel, Magneto crushes him in giant 'magnetically powered' metal slabs... by pushing a button to activate them.



Magneto: can control anything with his magnetism powers... except steel.

Ghostlight
Sep 25, 2009

maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me



Cabbit posted:

Thor's probably wearing metal armor, also.
I think it's mostly just padded leather, with only the cat nipples being metal.

That said, iron in the blood stream etc etc power creep

Jimbone Tallshanks posted:

"But nothing* can get past my magnetic repellor field!"

*does not include objects made of something other than the magnetic metals
*eat poo poo Magneto nay-sayers*

The X-Men #1

Wheat Loaf
Feb 13, 2012

by FactsAreUseless

The Lord of Hats posted:

I like that in those days, as long as he could vaguely connect it to magnetism or metal via wordplay, Magneto could use his powers on it.

I wouldn't be surprised if there's a panel where he's able to control people via "animal magnetism" or something. :allears:

Zereth
Jul 9, 2003



Metal Loaf posted:

I wouldn't be surprised if there's a panel where he's able to control people via "animal magnetism" or something. :allears:
Although I don't have it on hand, there is. As well as one where he stops ice falling on him magnetically.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
Surprising how often opponents seems to forget about the whole 'controls metal' thing.
A+X #14.

MikeJF
Dec 20, 2003




Zereth posted:

As well as one where he stops ice falling on him magnetically.

Well, yeah, in the early days magnetism basically gave him full on telekinesis and control over anything, regardless of what it was made of.

Ghostlight
Sep 25, 2009

maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me



Metal Loaf posted:

I wouldn't be surprised if there's a panel where he's able to control people via "animal magnetism" or something. :allears:
I've posted it here before, but you bet!

The X-Men #18

Zereth posted:

Although I don't have it on hand, there is. As well as one where he stops ice falling on him magnetically.
I'll go you one better than "stopping ice falling" - this page on its own is a loving gem.

Ibid.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
He used to be capable of astral projection. How's that for an rear end-pull power?
Uncanny X-Men #6

Chinaman7000
Nov 28, 2003

I'm suddenly bored of modern Magneto.

AnonSpore
Jan 19, 2012

"I didn't see the part where he develops as a character so I guess he never developed as a character"
At this point I wouldn't be surprised if he could control things that are an anagram of "magnet" as well

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

AnonSpore posted:

At this point I wouldn't be surprised if he could control things that are an anagram of "magnet" as well

Netmags, or internet magazines, all preach about mutant supremacy now.

Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



Water is a polar molecule and is affected by magnetic fields.

MikeJF
Dec 20, 2003




Endless Mike posted:

Water is a polar molecule and is affected by magnetic fields.

Ice, however, is not polar.

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

MikeJF posted:

Ice, however, is not polar.

Not since global warming anyway.

AnonSpore
Jan 19, 2012

"I didn't see the part where he develops as a character so I guess he never developed as a character"

MikeJF posted:

Ice, however, is not polar.

You're right. But wait... ice is hard... like a metal!

SilverSupernova
Feb 1, 2013

Say Nothing posted:

He used to be capable of astral projection. How's that for an rear end-pull power?
Uncanny X-Men #6



The astral plane is a mysterious field that surrounds us all. Much like the equally mysterious field of magnetism.

Bobulus
Jan 28, 2007

Seems like the right writer could claim that Magneto's power is complete molecular manipulation and he just has a mental block that means he thinks he can only control ferrous metals. Didn't they do something retcon asspulls for Cyclop's lack of control and Gambit's power? And maybe Iceman?

ImpAtom
May 24, 2007

Bobulus posted:

Seems like the right writer could claim that Magneto's power is complete molecular manipulation and he just has a mental block that means he thinks he can only control ferrous metals. Didn't they do something similar for Cyclops and Gambit? And maybe Iceman?

That only works when it doesn't interfere with your name.

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MikeJF
Dec 20, 2003




SilverSupernova posted:

The astral plane is a mysterious field that surrounds us all. Much like the equally mysterious field of magnetism.

I don't think they even pretended that one was magnetic related: I think it was just an 'everyone is psychic if they have a strong enough mind' thing.

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