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So long as you've not been paid to do that and know what you did wrong I'm ok with it.
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Hey since this is the bad programmers thread would someone explain pi calculus I looked at the Wikipedia page but i don't understand it
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May 12, 2014 18:10
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USSMICHELLEBACHMAN posted:Hey since this is the bad programmers thread would someone explain pi calculus It's basically Go minus C
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May 12, 2014 18:10
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sounds awful
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May 12, 2014 18:16
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Malcolm XML posted:iirc theres a streaming json lib somewhere my post is out of date?
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May 12, 2014 19:14
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some place wants to pay me $22 an hour to write unit tests for their web program in a browser automation thing or something
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May 12, 2014 19:19
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give it a go, you can always quit
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May 12, 2014 19:37
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and when you do you can steal all the pens
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May 12, 2014 19:38
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hey shaggar i am making a gui for a c# data analysis program i made xaml is loving awesome. i dont want to jinx myself but i think i might be actually enjoying it  question though: i am currently making some plot and chart user controls using <canvas> and amble amount of data bindings and converters is it possible to have the coordinates for my canvas lines and stuff be between (0,0) and (1,1). currently i am using a fixed size for my user controls but i really want them to be stretchable since i will have a lot of them in the main window
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May 12, 2014 19:45
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i was gonna say you could write a scaling converter to adapt the 0-1 range in your viewmodel to the current height/width of the canvas control, but there is apparently a scaletransform class to do this for you. I've never used it but you add it to the layouttransform section of ur canvas. goog can probably provide better examples.
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May 12, 2014 20:06
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Luigi Thirty posted:some place wants to pay me $22 an hour to write unit tests for their web program in a browser automation thing or something selenium blows
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May 12, 2014 23:11
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i used a c# web testing framework to scrape okcupid it workedforme they do this weird thing with your cookies and javascript so htmlagilitypack or whatever the gently caress didnt work even with the bullshit that makes sessions a thing in it
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May 12, 2014 23:27
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AWWNAW posted:selenium blows is it worse than janitoring computers for 80 year olds (no)
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May 12, 2014 23:39
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it's worse than blowing eighty year old janitors
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May 13, 2014 00:16
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i do not have experience in that maybe you could enlighten us
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May 13, 2014 02:45
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Luigi Thirty posted:some place wants to pay me $22 an hour to write unit tests for their web program in a browser automation thing or something my sense is that anyone who thinks a different person should write the code and the unit tests is either laughably incompetent or doesn't know what a unit test is agree/disagree? [note: this does not mean you shouldn't take the job, it is more of a tangent]
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May 13, 2014 03:46
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nrook posted:my sense is that anyone who thinks a different person should write the code and the unit tests is either laughably incompetent or doesn't know what a unit test is they might not have any, and they expect someone to be able to build a few around the behaviour it already has they might have existing tests and they're porting them to a new framework
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May 13, 2014 03:50
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USSMICHELLEBACHMAN posted:Hey since this is the bad programmers thread would someone explain pi calculus pi calculus is a formal model for systems made up of separate processes that do things concurrently and pass messages to each other across channels. like lambda calculus, it provides the absolute minimum functionality needed. pi calculus is useful inside academia because it has already been studied substantially, so the readers of your research paper will be familiar with it, allowing you to use it as a starting point. and because the model is formal, you can write formal proofs about the things you construct on top of it. if you're not trying to prove anything correct, and you're not trying to design a new language, then you probably don't need to understand pi calculus. you would never program directly in it
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May 13, 2014 03:52
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USSMICHELLEBACHMAN posted:Hey since this is the bad programmers thread would someone explain pi calculus
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May 13, 2014 06:42
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just popping in to say that i made a little module/library that converts timecode (in a variety of formats, dropframe, framerate, etc), to frames (and vice versa) and so on and i enjoyed it a lot. i've done this programming many times before but i keep having to repeat it because every time i'm like "WHERE IS THAT CODE UGH" and then can't find it. anyhow i found it very envigorating and enjoyable. programming is pretty satisfying when you keep it simple and modular.
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May 13, 2014 10:09
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fart
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May 13, 2014 10:12
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Kevin Mitnick P.E. posted:my post is out of date? no the paper valeyard linked
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May 13, 2014 10:13
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Shinku ABOOKEN posted:hey shaggar i am making a gui for a c# data analysis program i made telerik ui is free for the next 4 days grab it if u can
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May 13, 2014 10:14
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Malcolm XML posted:telerik ui is free for the next 4 days grab it if u can nice! gonna download it when i go home thanks friend 
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May 13, 2014 12:27
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USSMICHELLEBACHMAN posted:just popping in to say that i made a little module/library that converts timecode (in a variety of formats, dropframe, framerate, etc), to frames (and vice versa) and so on and i enjoyed it a lot. i've done this programming many times before but i keep having to repeat it because every time i'm like "WHERE IS THAT CODE UGH" and then can't find it. the first hit is free
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May 13, 2014 12:37
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tef posted:they might not have any, and they expect someone to be able to build a few around the behaviour it already has oh yeah, I guess hiring somebody to help backfill makes sense, as long as everybody writes unit tests for new code
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May 13, 2014 16:01
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I've been trying to work through TAOCP, but I'm too dumb / don't have the math intuition to solve anything but the easy problems in the first chapter. Should I keep going yospos??
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May 18, 2014 21:42
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TAOCP is a holy tome best reverently placed upon the blessed shelf, worshiped from afar, carefully dusted from time to time as warranted
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May 18, 2014 22:19
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The tao of cp? mods
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Ploft-shell crab posted:I've been trying to work through TAOCP, but I'm too dumb / don't have the math intuition to solve anything but the easy problems in the first chapter. Should I keep going yospos?? When yours Google interview?
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May 18, 2014 23:35
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tao te cping
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taocp is actually p fun to read bits of from time to time but lol if youre like "welp gotta an interview in 2 weeks better boner up" terrible programmer idea: a recipe specification language that uses linear variables to ensure ingredient usage, plus a system for managing annotations of variables.
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May 19, 2014 00:18
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com.ge.oven.thermostat has stopped working. *house burns down*
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May 19, 2014 00:43
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my boner is up all the time
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May 19, 2014 02:29
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FamDav posted:terrible programmer idea: a recipe specification language that uses linear variables to ensure ingredient usage, plus a system for managing annotations of variables. the right proportion of ingredients depends not just on serving size, but also on the composition of the flours, which can vary between countries
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May 19, 2014 02:32
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suffix posted:the right proportion of ingredients depends not just on serving size, but also on the composition of the flours, which can vary between countries don't allow recipes with flour, problem solved
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i recently discovered lisp and it seems pee cool to mess around with but how do i make it talk to a mysql? there's like five zillion libraries with lovely documentation and they all don't work unless you have a specific lisp implementation pirated from a DEC backup disc in 1975 or whatever the gently caress. i'm just using whatever apt-get install clisp downloaded i ain't got time for that jibba jabba
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May 19, 2014 09:49
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Luigi Thirty posted:i recently discovered lisp and it seems pee cool to mess around with but how do i make it talk to a mysql? there's like five zillion libraries with lovely documentation and they all don't work unless you have a specific lisp implementation pirated from a DEC backup disc in 1975 or whatever the gently caress. i'm just using whatever apt-get install clisp downloaded i ain't got time for that jibba jabba use quicklisp
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May 19, 2014 09:53
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comedy answer: continue using python
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theres probably a way to abuse python so much it gets very lisplike syntax. you can do macros with that one library
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