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Freudian
Mar 23, 2011

Pook Good Mook posted:

Ya I think I saw it on another topic on this very website, it might as well be called "US Federal Reserve Districts" because that's basically all it's showing.

Except



doesn't actually look like



Half the thick blue lines don't correspond to anything on the federal reserve map, and half the federal reserve borders are either barely marked or just not marked at all.

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IceAgeComing
Jan 29, 2013

pretty fucking embarrassing to watch

Ted Cruz is actually a furry, didn't you know that?

withak
Jan 15, 2003


Fun Shoe

Freudian posted:

Except



doesn't actually look like



Half the thick blue lines don't correspond to anything on the federal reserve map, and half the federal reserve borders are either barely marked or just not marked at all.

Federal Reserve banks aren't literally the only way that money moves around, but they are a big part of it. Those borders are maybe something like 80% influenced by federal reserve banks and 20% people carrying singles to and from places.

3peat
May 6, 2010

Torrannor
Apr 27, 2013

---FAGNER---
TEAM-MATE
Of course France has it's very own site, why am I not surprised.

Jerry Manderbilt
May 31, 2012

No matter how much paperwork I process, it never goes away. It only increases.
Why would there be a Czech AV of all countries to have their own porn site?

karl fungus
May 6, 2011

Baeume sind auch Freunde
Why do maps commonly have no data for China?

fuck off Batman
Oct 14, 2013

Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah!


Torrannor posted:

Of course France has it's very own site, why am I not surprised.


So does Czech and Italy :eng101:

And maybe Uzbekistan? They don't seem to share with anybody.

computer parts
Nov 18, 2010

PLEASE CLAP

karl fungus posted:

Why do maps commonly have no data for China?

They're traditionally not that open.

Pakled
Aug 6, 2011

WE ARE SMART

karl fungus posted:

Why do maps commonly have no data for China?

Also, in regards to this specific map, porn is illegal in China. I'd imagine any porn site that gets popular gets blocked pretty quickly.

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon
Xhamster? why...hamster?

karl fungus
May 6, 2011

Baeume sind auch Freunde
Porn is illegal in India and a lot of these other countries too, though.

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon
Illegal in South Korea too.

Tukif means "tu kiffes?" (you dig?).

Deltasquid
Apr 10, 2013

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THUNDERDOME

Kurtofan posted:

Xhamster? why...hamster?

It follows the exact same logic as redtube and so on: none at all. I am kinda surprised at how popular it is in Europe though.

DrSunshine
Mar 23, 2009

Did I just say that out loud~~?!!!

Ahh, so that's why Russia invaded Ukraine! :v:

Torrannor
Apr 27, 2013

---FAGNER---
TEAM-MATE

Deltasquid posted:

It follows the exact same logic as redtube and so on: none at all. I am kinda surprised at how popular it is in Europe though.

XHamster is superior to XVideos because of it's better interface.

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon

Deltasquid posted:

It follows the exact same logic as redtube and so on: none at all. I am kinda surprised at how popular it is in Europe though.

Redtube: Redlight+Youtube? But hamster seems a bit random for such a popular site.

reignonyourparade
Nov 15, 2012

Deltasquid posted:

It follows the exact same logic as redtube and so on: none at all. I am kinda surprised at how popular it is in Europe though.

Well redtube kinda combines red light district and youtube so it makes some sense, I suspect xhamster is intended to be so nonsensical as to be memorable, as opposed to all the other basically completely indistinguishable porn website names.

e; beaten about redtube.

Deltasquid
Apr 10, 2013

awww...
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THUNDERDOME

Kurtofan posted:

Redtube: Redlight+Youtube? But hamster seems a bit random for such a popular site.

Guess I can now post in the "poo poo you can't believe you just figured out" thread, then.

edit: I, for one, know I'll probably remember that drat name forever now.

Davincie
Jul 7, 2008

Kurtofan posted:

Redtube: Redlight+Youtube? But hamster seems a bit random for such a popular site.

Its a saying in holland that hamsters like to stock up and collect a lot of poo poo, and I guess those sites collect a lot of porn?

Nessus
Dec 22, 2003

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Davincie posted:

Its a saying in holland that hamsters like to stock up and collect a lot of poo poo, and I guess those sites collect a lot of porn?
Isn't "hamster" actually German or something for "hoarder"?

Deep State of Mind
Jul 30, 2006

"It was a busy day. I do not remember it all. In the morning, I thought I had lost my wallet. Then we went swimming and either overthrew a government or started a pro-American radio station. I can't really remember."
Fun Shoe
Xvideos is for whatever reason inaccessible from Hong Kong (just get a timeout, no "blocked overseas IP" message). This makes me sad because I'd love to see what all the fuss is about.

Baronjutter
Dec 31, 2007

"Tiny Trains"

I prefer Porncapybara

Antifa Spacemarine
Jan 11, 2011

Tzeentch can suck it.

Bloodnose posted:

Xvideos is for whatever reason inaccessible from Hong Kong (just get a timeout, no "blocked overseas IP" message). This makes me sad because I'd love to see what all the fuss is about.

They're all the same because I think they're owned by the same people?

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



Bloodnose posted:

Xvideos is for whatever reason inaccessible from Hong Kong (just get a timeout, no "blocked overseas IP" message). This makes me sad because I'd love to see what all the fuss is about.

Nothing, all of these streaming porn sites are exactly the same except for interface.

Grand Fromage
Jan 30, 2006

L-l-look at you bar-bartender, a-a pa-pathetic creature of meat and bone, un-underestimating my l-l-liver's ability to metab-meTABolize t-toxins. How can you p-poison a perfect, immortal alcohOLIC?


karl fungus posted:

Porn is illegal in India and a lot of these other countries too, though.

Do they filter it, though? Here in SK there's internet filtering. As far as I know only two categories are blocked: porn, and anything North Korean because the government is dumb and still thinks it's 1960 and people would defect if they had access to NK stuff.

Goatse James Bond
Mar 28, 2010

If you see me posting please remind me that I have Charlie Work in the reports forum to do instead

:poland:

I have never been so proud to be a... vaguely pro-Polish American?

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



Grand Fromage posted:

Do they filter it, though? Here in SK there's internet filtering. As far as I know only two categories are blocked: porn, and anything North Korean because the government is dumb and still thinks it's 1960 and people would defect if they had access to NK stuff.

Did anyone defect even back then?

Grand Fromage
Jan 30, 2006

L-l-look at you bar-bartender, a-a pa-pathetic creature of meat and bone, un-underestimating my l-l-liver's ability to metab-meTABolize t-toxins. How can you p-poison a perfect, immortal alcohOLIC?


Phlegmish posted:

Did anyone defect even back then?

Yep, lots. North Korea was the economically superior country until the 70s, and both were lovely oppressive dictatorships until SK's reforms in the 80s, so there was a solid two decades where NK was better off.

SK's first elected non-airquotes president was 1988. Before that they were trying to get nuclear weapons and doing their own Tiananmens such as: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gwangju_massacre

Grand Fromage fucked around with this message at 03:37 on May 13, 2014

Freudian
Mar 23, 2011

Grand Fromage posted:

Do they filter it, though? Here in SK there's internet filtering. As far as I know only two categories are blocked: porn, and anything North Korean because the government is dumb and still thinks it's 1960 and people would defect if they had access to NK stuff.

For a second I thought you were still talking about India and struggled to imagine the countless Gangean farmers dreaming of a better life in the bustling streets of Pyongyang.

lothar_
Sep 11, 2001

Don't Date Robots!
In case I find myself in SK (almost went this year, actually), am I going to have to get a VPN or Tor my way back to (American) pornoland?

Modern Day Hercules
Apr 26, 2008

Grand Fromage posted:

Yep, lots. North Korea was the economically superior country until the 70s, and both were lovely oppressive dictatorships until SK's reforms in the 80s, so there was a solid two decades where NK was better off.

SK's first elected non-airquotes president was 1988. Before that they were trying to get nuclear weapons and doing their own Tiananmens such as: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gwangju_massacre

It's still pretty sad how few people know that South Korea was a lovely dictatorship until recently, it's some straight memory hole poo poo. The same kind of goes for Taiwan but the US hasn't had the same kind of relationship with The Republic of China since we recognized the other one, so I think that's more apathy than anything.

Ofaloaf
Feb 15, 2013

lothar_ posted:

In case I find myself in SK (almost went this year, actually), am I going to have to get a VPN or Tor my way back to (American) pornoland?
Surely you could just go old-school and bring along a copy of Playboy or something.

lothar_
Sep 11, 2001

Don't Date Robots!

Ofaloaf posted:

Surely you could just go old-school and bring along a copy of Playboy or something.

After I run it through a paper shredder to keep it from the prying eyes of customs, and reassemble it after I get to the hotel? Well, craftsmanship does make one appreciate items better. :v:

In retrospect I should have asked VPN or Tor/proxy equivalent; previous phrasing made it sound like I was conflating the two.

Kavak
Aug 23, 2009


How thoroughly do they search laptops and flash drives? Bury it deep enough and you could get lucky.

NEED TOILET PAPER
Mar 22, 2013

by XyloJW
I remember a long time ago reading about how it was possible to stash a .rar archive in an image. Maybe you could do the same for your porn? I doubt the authorities would check that thoroughly.

VitalSigns
Sep 3, 2011

I've heard of people hiding information in the alpha layer of an image before.

I don't know about a whole porn collection archive though. "Yeah, that 3TB picture of me and my mom is...uh...really important to me. I took it with a...um...3.1 petapixel camera with 14kbit color depth. It's uh...a real masterpiece."

Ditocoaf
Jun 1, 2011

When a professional is seriously searching a hard drive, like in an investigation or something, they don't look at it in windows, they use a tool which just shows all the files in a big long list of data (whether the file is flagged as "deleted" or not) and use other tools to search that. You can't actually hide something by deleting it or faking the file type or stuff like that.

If this is just a border check situation, I can't imagine how they'd get that much access to your stuff. I can't imagine them searching it at all?

Ditocoaf fucked around with this message at 05:54 on May 13, 2014

Shame Boy
Mar 2, 2010

NEED TOILET PAPER posted:

I remember a long time ago reading about how it was possible to stash a .rar archive in an image. Maybe you could do the same for your porn? I doubt the authorities would check that thoroughly.

It's pretty easy, actually. You pretty much just append the RAR to the end of a JPEG. The JPEG parser will ignore the extra data at the end and the unraring application ignores everything in the file before the RAR header, so you have a picture that you can open with WinRAR that holds secret stuff. The most clever use I've seen was to put :filez: PDF's of entire e-books in a picture of the book's cover so they could be distributed on image boards.

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Doctor Spaceman
Jul 6, 2010

"Everyone's entitled to their point of view, but that's seriously a weird one."

Parallel Paraplegic posted:

It's pretty easy, actually. You pretty much just append the RAR to the end of a JPEG. The JPEG parser will ignore the extra data at the end and the unraring application ignores everything in the file before the RAR header, so you have a picture that you can open with WinRAR that holds secret stuff. The most clever use I've seen was to put :filez: PDF's of entire e-books in a picture of the book's cover so they could be distributed on image boards.

The game Spore saved all of the data about an animal or whatever inside the metadata of a preview image of the animal.

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