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DisMafugga posted:It's not in a comic, but I very narrowly avoided eye cancer from the X-Men: The Last Stand portrayal of Jean/Dark Phoenix. To be fair, all of the X-universe films are bad, Last Stand just happens to be the worst.
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# ? May 14, 2014 14:11 |
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Red posted:To be fair, all of the X-universe films are bad, Last Stand just happens to be the worst. X2 rules though so this is wrong.
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# ? May 14, 2014 14:31 |
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OldTennisCourt posted:X2 rules though so this is wrong. People say this, but for everything that might be good about that film, something else lovely balances it out.
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# ? May 14, 2014 14:35 |
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OldTennisCourt posted:X2 rules though so this is wrong. Nah, X2 sucks pretty awful as well. It had good moments, but the awful crap outweighed it considerably.
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# ? May 14, 2014 15:23 |
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Brian Cox alone makes X2 a movie worth watching.
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# ? May 14, 2014 15:28 |
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Hakkesshu posted:Brian Cox alone makes X2 a movie worth watching. Also Alan Cummings and the assault of the White House.
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# ? May 14, 2014 15:33 |
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Saoshyant posted:More like it was one of those metaphoric drug-induced Grant Morrison high concepts. She is supposed to be a Mummudrai, a parasite that everyone has to face in the womb and win as not to be replaced by a fake self. In this case, Cassandra Nova survived being defeated by Xavier but not without her copying his latent mutant abilities. It is revealed that after leaving the body of Xavier's mother, she spent years growing up in a sewer wall or something like that. Then she was reformed by Xavier and Jean becoming that little old girl called Ernst. And then Joss Whedon completely ignored most of this and everyone forgot how she works other than she was a big deal. God I liked it better when she was psychic Jonas Venture Jr. Every post about her just gets more and more stupid sounding.
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# ? May 14, 2014 15:38 |
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I loved New X-Men, stop ruining it for me you jerks. loving Mummudrai bullshit. Goddamn. You know what rocked? The silent issue with Jean and Emma going through someone's mind together.
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# ? May 14, 2014 16:19 |
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Chinaman7000 posted:I loved New X-Men, stop ruining it for me you jerks. New X-Men is hella good but if you can't accept that it is also dumb as hell you're a fool.
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# ? May 14, 2014 16:46 |
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A lot of Morrison's stuff sounds really ridiculous in a synopsis though. I mean it's ridiculous when he writes it too, but it works better in context.
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# ? May 14, 2014 17:00 |
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Between this and the summary of Qwewq I am realizing there were a lot of things I just went "huh, alright" with and kept enjoying his stories without questioning. These summaries are digging up those suppressed feelings of confusion and just rolling with it. That said, you could probably summarize Flex Mentallo or Sea Guy and I'd still think it's awesome. It just sounds crazy(ier) when it's happening to Charles Xavier or Superman.
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# ? May 14, 2014 17:23 |
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The main thing for me about New X-Men was the fact that being a mutant now carried about a 50/50 of chance of turning you into a true genetic freak, like that guy with three faces or Beak, instead of just being a golden ticket that basically made you a super model with godlike powers.
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# ? May 14, 2014 17:23 |
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Well, the Morlocks had been around for ages at that point, but they were conveniently self-segregating.
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# ? May 14, 2014 17:28 |
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Chinaman7000 posted:I loved New X-Men, stop ruining it for me you jerks. I think that issue is the highlight for me. It's a good run, but it just goes totally off the rails after the school revolt.
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# ? May 14, 2014 18:10 |
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Vakal posted:The main thing for me about New X-Men was the fact that being a mutant now carried about a 50/50 of chance of turning you into a true genetic freak, like that guy with three faces or Beak, instead of just being a golden ticket that basically made you a super model with godlike powers. So what does that make Chamber, then? (Marvel Icons) Wanderer posted:Motherfucker, I know what you're talking about and I hate you for bringing that up. Yay Fury.
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# ? May 15, 2014 00:10 |
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Snowglobe of Doom posted:
This is from a while back, but I liked this panel so much I painted a 48"x24" version for my bathroom. I was trying to make a copy but it kind of came out as an homage.
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# ? May 15, 2014 21:15 |
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Blinken posted:This is from a while back, but I liked this panel so much I painted a 48"x24" version for my bathroom. I like that your version has JJJ flipping off Godzilla.
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# ? May 15, 2014 21:30 |
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Blinken posted:This is from a while back, but I liked this panel so much I painted a 48"x24" version for my bathroom. I don't think I could use the toilet under JJJ's disapproving gaze.
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# ? May 15, 2014 21:32 |
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Random Stranger posted:I don't think I could use the toilet under JJJ's disapproving gaze. If you don't finish quick enough he will start yelling at you, unless you are reading the Bugle.
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# ? May 15, 2014 21:34 |
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Random Stranger posted:I don't think I could use the toilet under JJJ's disapproving gaze. "Goddammit you're fired! Parker, get in here and show Random Stranger how to take a poo poo!"
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# ? May 15, 2014 21:43 |
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Blinken posted:This is from a while back, but I liked this panel so much I painted a 48"x24" version for my bathroom. The new Godzilla film would have been ten times better if they had JJ Jameson flipping off Godzilla.
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# ? May 15, 2014 21:58 |
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Vengeance of Pandas posted:
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# ? May 15, 2014 22:03 |
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AnonSpore posted:"Goddammit you're fired! Parker, get in here and show Random Stranger how to take a poo poo!" "And bring me pictures of Spider-Man!"
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# ? May 15, 2014 22:03 |
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Random Stranger posted:I don't think I could use the toilet under JJJ's disapproving gaze. That's why Godzilla is there, to distract JJJ from glaring at you while you poo poo.
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# ? May 15, 2014 22:44 |
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Sefer posted:That's why Godzilla is there, to distract JJJ from glaring at you while you poo poo. I think if I saw Godzilla looking at me I would be able to poo poo without a problem. Maybe even uncontrollably.
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# ? May 15, 2014 23:06 |
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Ensign_Ricky posted:I like that your version has JJJ flipping off Godzilla. I figured that was the gist of all the word bubbles.
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# ? May 15, 2014 23:22 |
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Random Stranger posted:I don't think I could use the toilet under JJJ's disapproving gaze. Would you prefer Hercules' approving gaze? (I posted it before, but Superior Foes of Spider-Man #10) SilverSupernova fucked around with this message at 00:43 on May 16, 2014 |
# ? May 16, 2014 00:40 |
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Red posted:To be fair, all of the X-universe films are bad, Last Stand just happens to be the worst. I liked First Class. I think the 60s Cold War/spy-fi stuff worked rather well with mutants.
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# ? May 16, 2014 02:46 |
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I enjoyed The Wolverine. It was half 80s ninja movie, half James Bond.
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# ? May 16, 2014 03:06 |
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Rai and the Future Force #15 I appear to have started an unintentional derail by noting on the awfulness that is X3. I'm a flooking dimbrain.
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# ? May 16, 2014 04:01 |
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AnonSpore posted:"Goddammit you're fired! Parker, get in here and show Random Stranger how to take a poo poo!" "And by the way do you have a lighter?"
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# ? May 16, 2014 04:14 |
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Prison Warden posted:I enjoyed The Wolverine. It was half 80s ninja movie, half James Bond.
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# ? May 16, 2014 10:58 |
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Pilchenstein posted:So You Only Live Twice then? Fun trivia: You Only Live Twice's script was written by Roald Dahl.
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# ? May 16, 2014 14:30 |
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He also co-wrote the screenplay for Chitty Chitty Bang Bang, which was also based on a book by Ian Fleming.
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# ? May 16, 2014 14:38 |
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Daktar posted:I liked First Class. I think the 60s Cold War/spy-fi stuff worked rather well with mutants. If you edited that film down to "Magneto: Nazi Hunter", it is goddamn amazing. The rest of that movie (Kevin Bacon the cool villain, Jennifer Lawrence's dramatic tears, butterfly stripper, etc.) is straight trash. Edit: To stay on topic, I've seen images from a comic based on the 60s Batman show - is it funny/good? Red fucked around with this message at 15:07 on May 16, 2014 |
# ? May 16, 2014 15:02 |
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Pilchenstein posted:So You Only Live Twice then?
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# ? May 16, 2014 15:10 |
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Red posted:If you edited that film down to "Magneto: Nazi Hunter", it is goddamn amazing. You mean Inglourious Basterds 2: Archie Hicox Lives? Hell yeah that was a great film.
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# ? May 16, 2014 15:14 |
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Red posted:Edit: To stay on topic, I've seen images from a comic based on the 60s Batman show - is it funny/good? I believe you're thinking of Batman '66. I've only read the first issue, but it was pretty fun, and I've heard good things about the rest.
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# ? May 16, 2014 15:26 |
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Justice League United #1
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Edit: Nevermind.
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