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Midnight Moth
Sep 14, 2007

What the hell, dude??
I'm like, right here.

A HUNGRY MOUTH posted:

Yeah, just because he's a pasty, muscle-less, sub-6' doofus who's constantly wearing sunglasses, that's no reason to assume he's not a loving slam jam wizard. This is a Holbrook strip, after all.
You're forgetting his wife is a mad scientist. That can be explained by magic science steroids.

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Gloomy Rube
Mar 4, 2008




Suddenly this is a good comic.

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.


catlord posted:

No, but I have this:



Here's the original version:




Julet Esqu posted:

Sally Forth



Is there actually anyone other than Ted Forth who's excited about the new Godzilla film?


Aardmania posted:

Dick Tracy


So, why does Dick Tracy have the authority to reassign cases? Isn't he just an ordinary detective?



How is this even an issue? "Sorry, I'll be in Spain supporting my husband." seems like an entirely reasonable excuse that no one could object to.


Blondie


Are they at the cinema? Is the supposed compromise just "do what the women want"?


Hägar the Horrible


Huh. Apparently "Horrible" is actually his surname.


Todd the Dinosaur


Are there still breakfast cereals that come with toys in the box?

ukonvasara
Aug 16, 2012

a mixture of gravity and waggery

Tiggum posted:

How is this even an issue? "Sorry, I'll be in Spain supporting my husband." seems like an entirely reasonable excuse that no one could object to.
Samantha is initially torn between her own desire to play drums and her desire to support Basketball Wimp. The mirror ghost she's wall-eyedly flailing at then reminds her that her own desires are selfish.

Midnight Moth
Sep 14, 2007

What the hell, dude??
I'm like, right here.

The answer posted:


Deena wasn't at the dentist's for a teeth cleaning. Ducks do not have teeth!

Slylock Fox

A hospital seems like the prime place to pull scams, and Smitty goes for petty theft instead? Christ, Smitty, this is like a Reeky Rat tier crime.

Moose and Molly

Moose is rubbing in his love for his wife in right after Mother's Day, while doing nothing special for his mom on Mother's Day. Bad move, Moose.

BlankIsBeautiful
Apr 4, 2008

Feeling a little inadequate?
Speaking of twisted, and incoherent plot lines..

Here's a completely unassuming Jane's World



Non Sequitur



That was pretty funny, Wiley.

Heavenly Nostrils



Yeah, I'd have to agree, the conceited thing gets a little old when they're run back to back. I understand that's Marigold's "thing", but break it up every once in a while.

Kliban



:stare: Welp, definitely late 60s early 70s here.

9 Chickweed Lane 5/14/2003



I.. uh... :stonk:

Zits



Roses and a sheer nighty should do the trick.. wouldn't you say Jeremy's Mom? :v:

Kevin & Kell



Christ...



Nemi



At first, I thought Nemi had a big ol' spliff in her left hand... :v:

don Jaime
Apr 3, 2004

Tiggum posted:

Is there actually anyone other than Ted Forth who's excited about the new Godzilla film?

I don't think so. It looks really bad. But it will probably make money anyway, since it's being marketed as apocalypse porn. I really wish this trend would die already.

Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003




Holy poo poo.

Cricken_Nigfops
Oct 25, 2011

CROM!

:vince:

Cul-de-sac is still about the dang weeds.


The Creeps watches from a distance


Candorville is green with envy.


Broom Hilda floats a turd in the punch bowl.

flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




Apple is buying Beats for 3.2 billion. With a B. If Dre gave 95% of that to charity, he'd still have enough to buy that house three times over.

Tiggum posted:

Is there actually anyone other than Ted Forth who's excited about the new Godzilla film?
I just want to know why Bryan Cranston is in it. He could have had any studio and any director at any price, and he picked this. There has to be something to it. Maybe he just wanted to Confuse Me Comix.

Pooch Café


She should rent herself out as an eyewash station. Everybody with dog allergies, please imagine that in great detail.

Ballard Street


I see the colourist is as confused by this as I am.

Evil Mastermind
Apr 28, 2008

Midnight Moth posted:

Retail

The sales people in this store are all remarkably bad at sales-ing.
Add-on sales were the loving worst. Especially since management tracks those numbers and honestly thinks people will just buy anything if you bug them enough. Amazingly, they will not.

Ham Shears shows that Boss has the soul of a poet.


The Dinette Set refuses to believe the government's lies.

Indolent Bastard
Oct 26, 2007

I WON THIS AMAZING AVATAR! I'M A WINNER! WOOOOO!
Monty

Now that is a brilliant use for a time machine. Portraits from famous artists, before they are famous.

Mike du Jour

EasyEW
Mar 8, 2006

I've got my father's great big six-shooter with me 'n' if anybody in this woods wants to start somethin' just let 'em--but they DASSN'T.
Skippy (February 23, 1927)



Peanuts (May 17, 1967)



Classic maneuver: If you don't like the debate, smear the debater. :colbert:

Funky Winkerbean



Popeye



Rip Haywire



Pogo (May 16, 1956)



Droodles (May 16, 1956)



Out Our Way (December 19-20, 1924)



Stultus Maximus
Dec 21, 2009

USPOL May

EasyEW posted:

Funky Winkerbean




Personal trainers, well known for ignoring it when their aging, out of shape clients pass out and then greasing exercise equipment.

Shugojin
Sep 6, 2007

THE TAIL THAT BURNS TWICE AS BRIGHT...


EasyEW posted:

Funky Winkerbean




I thought this was an edit because no trainer would ever in a million years do that. But nope, that's the real strip! FUNKYVERSE

BlankIsBeautiful
Apr 4, 2008

Feeling a little inadequate?

EasyEW posted:


Funky Winkerbean



:stonk: Christ, what's next? A cattle prod? I can just see her... "DANCE YOU loving FAT SLOB!! DANCE!!!!" :v:

Mr. Squishy
Mar 22, 2010

A country where you can always get richer.
While it often deals in grim realism, FW is not above cartoonish exaggerations.

RevKrule
Jul 9, 2001

Thrilling the forums since 2001

Mr. Squishy posted:

While it often deals in grim realism, FW is not above cartoonish exaggerations.

And therein lies the problem. When you're so used to grim realism, the cartoonish exaggerations become less cartoonish and more psychotic and sociopathic.

Punished Chuck
Dec 27, 2010

Wanamingo posted:

Inspector Danger's Crime Quiz


The idea of someone bringing their dog along to peep on a woman is really hilarious to me.

EasyEW posted:

Funky Winkerbean



People are focusing on the trainer but I think the worst bit of writing here is the dude that hates exercise and just nearly passed out and is just in general a fat old slob asking for his exercise to be made more difficult for no reason.

Evil Mastermind
Apr 28, 2008

EasyEW posted:

Funky Winkerbean


This is going to wind up being a dream sequence or something from the point where he fell asleep on the treadmill.

Because falling asleep while running on a treadmill is a thing that can happen.

LtStorm
Aug 8, 2010

You'll pay for this, Shady Shrew!


ukonvasara posted:

Okay, I'll finally ask--why would a seemingly-unathletic guy with no apparent connection to or involvement in basketball be a candidate for any basketball team, much less the American national team? Is this just bizarro authorial fiat or is there some backstory I'm unaware of?

I had been assuming that Holbrook believes the best basketball player in the world must be Aryan, and this guy's character arc is going to show that soon.

luchadornado
Oct 7, 2004

A boombox is not a toy!

WeaponGradeSadness posted:

The idea of someone bringing their dog along to peep on a woman is really hilarious to me.

He didn't bring the dog, just the dog's stick. Also that cat could have chewed on a stick. I don't think this case will hold up in court.

GorfZaplen
Jan 20, 2012

I'm excited for the new Godzilla :unsmith:

Emmy Lou


Heathcliff


Mandrake the Magician


The Phantom


Pickles


Classic Prince Valiant

Lowen SoDium
Jun 5, 2003

Highen Fiber
Clapping Larry

GorfZaplen posted:



Mandrake the Magician



From now on, imagine Mandrake's voice as Gilbert Gottfried.

Pinterest Mom
Jun 9, 2009

Mary Worth


Tommy is so excited at the prospect of getting a job, he spills an entire glass of water on himself.

Valiantman
Jun 25, 2011

Ways to circumvent the Compact #6: Find a dreaming god and affect his dreams so that they become reality. Hey, it's not like it's you who's affecting the world. Blame the other guy for irresponsibly falling asleep.
I went and checked out some more Lost Side of Suburbia at the GoComics. It's marvellous. The story after the Heckbender one is simply great. Thank you for introducing it, Wanamingo!

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer

GorfZaplen posted:

The Phantom


Excellent self-belief from the purple-spandex'd man.

Dr. Dos
Aug 5, 2005

YAAAAAAAY!

EasyEW posted:

Out Our Way (December 19-20, 1924)


Without that save it would've been a "Why mothers get gray" instead!

R Ubbish
Apr 15, 2013



Beerdeer
Apr 25, 2006

Frank Herbert's Dude

GorfZaplen posted:


Mandrake the Magician



That man is MAD about fingerprints

hexwren
Feb 27, 2008


Sure, just wait for the salad dressing to come along.

quote:

The Phantom


And this is literally a Winnie-the-Pooh strip with The Phantom shopped in.

Punished Chuck
Dec 27, 2010

Beerdeer posted:

That man is MAD about fingerprints

That last panel reminds me of that crazy Ontario dude mad about the mall closure:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vTxT14ULf5M

"WHY DID HE LEAVE HIS FINGERPRINTS? WHY, WHY, TELL US WHY! TELL US THE REASON!"

Mercedes Colomar
Nov 1, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Tina's Groove


Family Circus


Rose is Rose


One Big Happy


Mother Goose & Grimm


Foob


Compu-Toon


Bizarro


Dilbert


Red Meat

Drimble Wedge
Mar 10, 2008

Self-contained

Scary Gary

Darthemed
Oct 28, 2007

"A data unit?
For me?
"




College Slice
Bloom County

The easiest edit fodder to be found in Bloom County yet?


Channeling humor from the future again. Or just Woody Allen.

Calvin And Hobbes




Ripley's

Duke Igthorn
Oct 11, 2012

by FactsAreUseless

Someone earlier was asking about the 180 degree rule and I just wanted to point out this perfect example. While being chased by the bearcoon Mark is running to the right, but he falls to the left. It's not so egregious here because there's only one object to focus on but it's pointless to do and easy to avoid.

bonestructure
Sep 25, 2008

by Ralp

Eschers Basement posted:

I gotta say, the thing that most fascinates me about Emmy Lou is how well Marty Links documents the styles of the period. If you look at most strips with young characters, the characters fit into one of two styles - either some sort of timeless 'generic white middle class' style (Dustin, Shoe, Blondie, FOOB) or into the 'distinctly the style worn when the character was created and has never updated' (Zits, Nancy). Emmy Lou really stands out for having the main characters actually dress in the style that fashion-concious teenagers of its time would, and updating that style as times changed.

Having looked up the author on Wikipedia, it turns out that Marty Links was educated at San Francisco's Fashion Art Institute, so I guess it makes sense that she paid so much attention to style and dress.


fake edit: wait, it took three people to make Emmy Lou? A gag writer, a penciler, and an inker? That's... that's a lot more effort than I would have expected.

I've been enjoying it for the same reason, I remember wearing all of those granny dresses and hotpants. :v: That's really interesting about Marty Links and her background in fashion illustration. Contrast that with the women's clothes in Juliet Jones; Stan Drake is observationally very accurate but he doesn't quite capture the fashions (something which actually works well for the small-town girls he's depicting, come to think of it.)

Pvt.Scott
Feb 16, 2007

What God wants, God gets, God help us all

Duke Igthorn posted:


Someone earlier was asking about the 180 degree rule and I just wanted to point out this perfect example. While being chased by the bearcoon Mark is running to the right, but he falls to the left. It's not so egregious here because there's only one object to focus on but it's pointless to do and easy to avoid.

I think the point here might be to get a front shot of our hero wisely falling on his uninjured arm to help illustrate his rugged outdooryness. Falling properly is a handy skill.

Senior Woodchuck
Aug 29, 2006

When you're lost out there and you're all alone, a light is waiting to carry you home

BlankIsBeautiful posted:

:stonk: Christ, what's next? A cattle prod? I can just see her... "DANCE YOU loving FAT SLOB!! DANCE!!!!" :v:

In an odd coincidence, I just read Stephen King's "Quitters, Inc.".

Oh, and Funky is now seriously injured. At this rate, he'll be dead by the end of the week.

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Kennel
May 1, 2008

BAWWW-UNH!
Even 9/11?

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