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Corporate surveys are so full of BS it's laughable: The most likely explanation is that the research firm who did the survey has a blanket, catch-all one for every company they have as clients, but it's more entertaining to think of a bunch of upper-level managers sitting at a conference table saying poo poo like, "Ok, we all know that BP makes people feel free and independent...but we need to find out just how free and independent."
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I thought it was pretty funny that you can get a discount by ordering on a subscription basis as well.
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DrBouvenstein posted:Corporate surveys are so full of BS it's laughable: I also share BP's unethical values.
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"Oh my god, what did I eat last night??" Nigga I poo poo
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Caufman posted:Hah hah hah! Latex allergy... classic! 
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MaliciousOnion posted:Maybe that kangaroo has myostatin related muscle hypertrophy It's not just one kanagroo.
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So they taped a bunch of Kangaroos together to look like a bull? Pretty clever.
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Snowglobe of Doom posted:"Oh my god, what did I eat last night??" Now What???
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DrBouvenstein posted:Corporate surveys are so full of BS it's laughable: At least you feel that you can be yourself when dealing with BP.
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Dissapointed Owl posted:
There might have been an easier way to flush him out.
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A cobra got into my house toilet when I was a teenager. My mom drove it out by throwing corrosive drain-cleaning powder on it.
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The MSJ posted:A cobra got into my house toilet when I was a teenager. My mom drove it out by throwing corrosive drain-cleaning powder on it. Your mother has balls of solid rock.
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That's not how you snake a drain.
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Best part of that photo set is no dead cobra in the final.
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It's the Toilet Paper Cobra. He comes to punish those who put toilet paper on the holder incorrectly.
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Jamesman posted:It's the Toilet Paper Cobra. He comes to punish those who put toilet paper on the holder incorrectly. Yes, he hates it when people put it on in the incorrect underhand fashion.
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stubblyhead posted:Yes, he hates it when people put it on in the incorrect underhand fashion. As do all right-thinking peoples.
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BP gives me a real thrill you guys, I tell you what. Whenever I gas up my car I'm all like YEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH WOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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Well to be fair I do exactly that when gas comes out of the car
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stubblyhead posted:Yes, he hates it when people put it on in the incorrect underhand fashion. Mister Adequate posted:As do all right-thinking peoples. Do none of you have small children or pets? Upon finding an entire roll of rear end ribbon uncoiled on the floor or leading into the toilet, most rational people would indeed hang the TP underhand.
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If you want a vision of the next two pages, imagine a toilet paper argument stomping on the gray forums forever.
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Wait, are you guys not using the three sea shells? Get good.
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At my house we kept the toilet paper vertical in a yellow plastic cozy with an opening at the top. It's a sign of my economic class that I never learned to use a squat toilet. Despite the popularity of the western flush toilet in the Indonesian middle class, the horizontal TP bar is still an uncommon sight in houses. These people would make a killing in Southeast Asia. Caufman has a new favorite as of 19:55 on May 15, 2014 |
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I do it the Roman way and use a sponge on a stick.
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I use a swan.
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LoonShia posted:I do it the Roman way and use a sponge on a stick. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PZeJZs2fdYo Being a big guy has its advantages. And its disadvantages.
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DarkHamsterlord posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PZeJZs2fdYo I would really like to know what the advantages of being as big as that guy are.
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A nice layer of winter blubber.
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Your gravitational field protects the earth from asteroids
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He's drought and famine resistant.
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Theres no better feeling in the world then cuddling into a fat persons fat and using it as a blanket. Its like a heated blanket but smoother.
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Darth Freddy posted:Theres no better feeling in the world then cuddling into a fat persons fat and using it as a blanket. Its like a heated blanket but smoother. Not to mention the storage space is amazing.
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Dissapointed Owl posted:
Is that a water mark-asin?
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Discount Dracula posted:Is that a water mark-asin? ....Die.
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I glanced over that at first thinking it was just a funny toilet bowl with a snake painted in it.
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