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I too will step alongside chubby man of the people, Brony Boyko. Edit: wait a minute. You're not using your social media expertise to social engineer us, are you? Caedite eos fucked around with this message at 14:35 on May 15, 2014 |
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wateroverfire posted:D&D: No change except a revolution because everything else is somehow too much . Why yes, doing more than donating to Brian Boyko's Brony Fund to Get Money Out of Capitalist Politics™ is truly too much effort. Fuckin' neckbeards
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# ? May 15, 2014 14:37 |
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Owned by the target demographic. I am sorry, Mr. Boyko.
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# ? May 15, 2014 14:44 |
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I'm sorry I was interested in this project until some geek marketing shill came around pushing it. Goons are a pretty easy demographic to understand and if you can't get them right you're not going to get anyone more complex right either.
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# ? May 15, 2014 14:47 |
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there's a specter haunting the beltway, the specter of the magic of friendship.
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# ? May 15, 2014 14:50 |
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my bro is a brony?
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# ? May 15, 2014 14:55 |
cool video games font
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# ? May 15, 2014 14:57 |
you hosed up brian
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# ? May 15, 2014 14:58 |
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I support putting more money in politics now instead
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# ? May 15, 2014 14:59 |
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Oh dear. The OP appears to have miscalculated.
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# ? May 15, 2014 15:13 |
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brianboyko posted:2) I didn't come up with the name "Mayday." And it's "mayday" as in the ship is sinking, not the socialist one. And honestly, if I was in the room when names were being considered, I'd have raised hell. Reminder that this fool doesn't even know what May Day is or that what he's shilling for is actually kind of named after it
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# ? May 15, 2014 15:20 |
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Looks like free speech wins again
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# ? May 15, 2014 15:25 |
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Brian R. Boyko is a caring and concerned young man running to represent his district in the Texas legislature.
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# ? May 15, 2014 15:34 |
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Good premise, two quick questions: 1) What's your favorite pony? 2) Which happens first: I smell you approaching or my sixth sense goes off to remove any young children from the area?
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# ? May 15, 2014 15:35 |
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Goons and goonettes, we have a new first: A j4PAC.
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# ? May 15, 2014 15:39 |
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brianboyko posted:And if you can't see how trying A solution is better than trying NO solution, then whatever man, don't come crying to me. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u52Oz-54VYw
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# ? May 15, 2014 15:39 |
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Maybe to fix *everything* we need a constitutional amendment.
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# ? May 15, 2014 15:39 |
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This is the best D&D thread in years.
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# ? May 15, 2014 15:53 |
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I'm going to be totally up front here. If you had come here and made a thread about MayOne with a focus on discussing the topic of money in politics and not on soliciting money, the response would've been a lot better. It'd probably have made for a good thread on the topic, and one that we haven't explicitly had in a while because a lot of posters here assume everyone already knows money in politics is out of hand. Anyways, if I were coming up with "a crazy-rear end plan that'd actually help with convincing Americans to cough up $5M in 30 days in June", it'd probably revolve around making singers or movie stars eat copious amounts of eggs to be perfectly honest. Maybe Mark Wahlberg, he seems like a swell person. Mo_Steel fucked around with this message at 16:03 on May 15, 2014 |
# ? May 15, 2014 16:00 |
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I'll donate $15 if the OP will film and upload himself reading his favorite pony fanfic.
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# ? May 15, 2014 16:09 |
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Elotana posted:This thread really isn't going to go well for you, and you should probably cut your losses and close it now. SedanChair posted:e: everything about this demands to be taken seriously
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# ? May 15, 2014 16:12 |
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brianboyko posted:in short, I'm coming to Something Awful because if someone's going to come up with a crazy-rear end plan that'd actually help with convincing Americans to cough up $5M in 30 days in June, they're going to be here. if there is one thing nice about the something awful forums its that goons are a self-loathing circular firing squad. appealing to our collective cleverness or whatever is just so darn precious
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# ? May 15, 2014 16:18 |
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Look, I'm totally a dork. Guilty as charged. Ain't gonna apologize for liking fun poo poo & trying to be involved in civics.
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# ? May 15, 2014 16:26 |
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You're an emotionally stunted man child who thought he would be able to raise 5 million dollars based on his winning personality alone.
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# ? May 15, 2014 16:27 |
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brianboyko posted:Look, I'm totally a dork. Guilty as charged. Ain't gonna apologize for liking fun poo poo & trying to be involved in civics. which pony do u find sexiest
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# ? May 15, 2014 16:27 |
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brianboyko posted:Look, I'm totally a dork. Guilty as charged. Ain't gonna apologize for liking fun poo poo & trying to be involved in civics. Besides campaign reform, what is your platform? It must be a strong one to support your girth.
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# ? May 15, 2014 16:28 |
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Salt the earth of Harvard Yard.
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# ? May 15, 2014 16:29 |
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I have no money to give but I can donate this *drops satchel labeled "Link Karma" on table* *plush figurines spill across surface*
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# ? May 15, 2014 16:30 |
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In all seriousness brianboyko this wasn't the right subforum for this you should post your appeal here if you want some serious feedback and discussion.
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# ? May 15, 2014 16:31 |
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brianboyko posted:Look, I'm totally a dork. Guilty as charged. Ain't gonna apologize for liking fun poo poo & trying to be involved in civics. lord knows you don't have to apologize for poor social skills here. but i don't have much faith in your capability as a marketer/fundraiser when it would be difficult to gently caress up this thread's pitch any worse than you already have i can just imagine you on stage at a conference, awkwardly staring at tits and tripping over your shoelaces, fanny pack full of saltines and game boy cartridges
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# ? May 15, 2014 16:32 |
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"I want to be the online face of a political movement aimed at limiting the political power of literal billionaires. I have the savvy to do this!" -someone who has spent years posting creepy stuff about children's television on the Internet under his legal name
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# ? May 15, 2014 16:35 |
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brianboyko posted:Look, I'm totally a dork. Guilty as charged. Ain't gonna apologize for liking fun poo poo & trying to be involved in civics. In what capacity are you "working with" Lessig? Webmaster? Have you ever talked to him?
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# ? May 15, 2014 16:37 |
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https://soundcloud.com/brian-boyko/chainsaw-hands Sheng-Ji Yang fucked around with this message at 16:42 on May 15, 2014 |
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SedanChair posted:In what capacity are you "working with" Lessig? Webmaster? Have you ever talked to him? brianboyko @brianboyko 14h Well, that was something I never thought I'd see - a SCRUM meeting at a super PAC. --bb #SCRUM #agile #MaydayPAC
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# ? May 15, 2014 16:42 |
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No amount of "cleverness" is going to crowdsource around the gerrymandering that makes flipping the House an impossibility absent some drastic political upheaval in the next six months, and that alone is going to render each and every one of the five bills (excuse me, three bills, a website, and a blog post) on reform.to a dead letter in the 114th. Even if they weren't, the reform.to quintet is still silly because "cleverness" is not going to end-around the majority of SCOTUS, where the parts that actually have any bite (the clean elections provisions establishing a quasi-public election system based on opt-in matching funds) would likely be be held unconstitutional under Davis and McComish.
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# ? May 15, 2014 16:42 |
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Sheng-ji Yang posted:brianboyko @brianboyko 14h "I'll mention this in my TED talk entitled Greetings, Fellow Creatives!"
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# ? May 15, 2014 16:46 |
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https://soundcloud.com/brian-boyko/irish-thing
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# ? May 15, 2014 16:54 |
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Elotana posted:No amount of "cleverness" is going to crowdsource around the gerrymandering that makes flipping the House an impossibility absent some drastic political upheaval in the next six months, and that alone is going to render each and every one of the five bills (excuse me, three bills, a website, and a blog post) on reform.to a dead letter in the 114th. Even if they weren't, the reform.to quintet is still silly because "cleverness" is not going to end-around the majority of SCOTUS, where the parts that actually have any bite (the clean elections provisions establishing a quasi-public election system based on opt-in matching funds) would likely be be held unconstitutional under Davis and McComish. You can probably do it as long as the public system establishes a floor instead of a ceiling, like giving challengers franking privileges and equal financing for everyone on the ballot. But that might actually unseat incumbents
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# ? May 15, 2014 17:06 |
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Speaking of May Day, today there will be 230 strikes at fast food restaurants in over 30 countries.
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OwlBot 2000 posted:Speaking of May Day, today there will be 230 strikes at fast food restaurants in over 30 countries. Just like a bunch of lazy liberals. How about putting some effort into your revolution, ya lousy layabouts!
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