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beep by grandpa
May 5, 2004

Louie C.K., Patrice O'Neil and Bill Burr are the top 3 comedians I can think of that absolutely crush on stage or off.

Edit: Jimmy Norton too. Been listening to a ton of Opie & Anthony clips on youtube lately with these 4 just shooting the poo poo.

Editedit: phone posting while catching a train rox!!

beep by grandpa fucked around with this message at 12:22 on May 15, 2014

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MoreMetalBrian
Oct 20, 2009

Well, I don't want Fop, goddamn it! I'm a Dapper Dan man!
Anybody catch Hansi on Opie & Anthony this morning? I only caught the tail end of the phone conversation, but it was pretty good. Went into full conspiracy mode.
It was one of the few times where O&A actually refer to (and talk about at length) Howard and not "the other guy".

I wonder what will happen once Gary finds out Hansi called in to a different show.

Squashy Nipples
Aug 18, 2007

Meh, not uncommon behavior from wackapckers. Wendy The Retard spends all day on the phone with various radio stations.

Remember, compulsive attention-seeking is one of the defining characteristics of a whack-packer, which makes it so glorious when ETM denies it so hard.

Bonzo
Mar 11, 2004

Just like Mama used to make it!
I can remember a time years ago when, for one week, both Howard and Bubba were on vacation. All the other call in shows on Sirius were full of wack packers calling in. I know Jeff and Drunk used to call into the Playboy channel all the time.

Do they still carry the Playboy channel? That was the most cringe worthy programming ever.

Sand Monster
Apr 13, 2008

Squashy Nipples posted:

Remember, compulsive attention-seeking is one of the defining characteristics of a whack-packer, which makes it so glorious when ETM denies it so hard.

And speaking of, "Legit" has supposedly been cancelled. The ETM kiss of death strikes again.

Bonzo posted:

Do they still carry the Playboy channel? That was the most cringe worthy programming ever.

I think so. And channel 102 is "Vivid Radio", as in the porn company.

EngineerJoe
Aug 8, 2004
-=whore=-



Sand Monster posted:

And speaking of, "Legit" has supposedly been cancelled. The ETM kiss of death strikes again.

Imagine how desperate one must be to put ETM on your show.

kazmeyer
Jul 26, 2001

'Cause we're the good guys.

Moniker posted:

On the topic of stand up..

Does anyone find it difficult to watch comedians standup after you hear them in their natural state? For example, I've never enjoyed Artie's stand up because I find him to be so funny off the cuff. I listen to Joe Rogan's podcast and although it's not funny, I know what his natural "tone" is in regards to his voice and his standup is just so unnatural. Same goes for any other comedian with a podcast.

Find a comedian who's put out a book containing their stand-up material, and listen to the audio version. I once grabbed the audio version of a George Carlin book from the library. It was full of bits he killed with on stage, but listening to him read them out into dead air was horrifyingly awkward.

Once you get familiar with the kind of energy a comic has in a certain setting, hearing them outside of it is just loving weird.

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

Oh my god, I hated the audio version of Brain Droppings.

A Keg
Jan 7, 2014

by Ralp

MoreMetalBrian posted:

Anybody catch Hansi on Opie & Anthony this morning? I only caught the tail end of the phone conversation, but it was pretty good. Went into full conspiracy mode.
It was one of the few times where O&A actually refer to (and talk about at length) Howard and not "the other guy".

I wonder what will happen once Gary finds out Hansi called in to a different show.

A couple of months ago I was listening to a Canadian sports talk channel, and Hanzi called in to complain that the storyline in WWE at the time was also what was really happening backstage (the boss was holding down an underdog fan favourite). He even did his "nononono waitwaitwaitwait" thing.

Irish Joe
Jul 23, 2007

by Lowtax
Hanzi is just more proof you have to be a broken human being to enjoy professional wrestling.

musclecoder
Oct 23, 2006

I'm all about meeting girls. I'm all about meeting guys.
Here's Hanzi on O&A

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a9RfEH31KiE

beep by grandpa
May 5, 2004

gently caress me with your shrinky dink

Moniker
Mar 16, 2004

kazmeyer posted:

Find a comedian who's put out a book containing their stand-up material, and listen to the audio version. I once grabbed the audio version of a George Carlin book from the library. It was full of bits he killed with on stage, but listening to him read them out into dead air was horrifyingly awkward.

Once you get familiar with the kind of energy a comic has in a certain setting, hearing them outside of it is just loving weird.

That made me think of Adam Carolla's audio books. (Ignoring the fact that he's repetitive) Hearing him rant off of the cuff can be hilarious but hearing him read his audio book makes him sound like a robot. I agree it's loving weird.

hunter x az
Oct 28, 2003
Anyone like Jim Jeffries or Jeff Jeffries I forget his name. Australian comic

DangerDummy!
Jul 7, 2009

hunter x az posted:

Anyone like Jim Jeffries or Jeff Jeffries I forget his name. Australian comic

Yes.

GenoCanSing
Mar 2, 2004

Bonzo posted:

Do they still carry the Playboy channel? That was the most cringe worthy programming ever.

HI BRID...GETTE. I WR..OTE A BO...OOK A..BOUT YO..U CALLED DOU.GIE THE PUGG..GIE ERM ACK ERM EGM


I remember I once listened to a bit of PBR as a goof. It is literally like listening to a radio station broadcast the banter between a stripper and a drunk lonely trucker handing her money.

null_user01013
Nov 13, 2000

Drink up comrades

GenoCanSing posted:

HI BRID...GETTE. I WR..OTE A BO...OOK A..BOUT YO..U CALLED DOU.GIE THE PUGG..GIE ERM ACK ERM EGM


I remember I once listened to a bit of PBR as a goof. It is literally like listening to a radio station broadcast the banter between a stripper and a drunk lonely trucker handing her money.

Yeah, it's a show for the callers to talk to porn stars and for everyone else to listen in and feel bad about it.

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






Two YouTube channels that have been killing it with great video uploads lately: heyNOWW100 and DBSYM6.

Zeluth
May 12, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
I want to play baseball mostly.

ChaosMonkey
Jun 28, 2008
I'd forgotten the best part of the day Eric the Midget was in studio: Natalie Maines' story about Michael Jackson showing up to her Halloween party.

Second best part was Kurt Angle saying Eric could gently caress him.

Your Gay Uncle
Feb 16, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
I've been trying to track down an old Howard Stern prank call, is there a good compilation site?

It was definitely pre-sirius. Some lottery scammers had tricked an old lady into thinking she had won a million dollar jackpot, but she had to pay 5,000 dollars in closing costs in order to claim her winnings. The hotline number they gave her to call was the Howard Stern call in line, and she calls in screaming about where her money is, and Howard plays along for a little while, then just starts making fun of her until she loses her poo poo.

Anybody remember this call and where I could find a copy of it?

kylej
Jul 6, 2004

Grimey Drawer
https://twitter.com/BethStern/status/467357786582446080

No words.

EngineerJoe
Aug 8, 2004
-=whore=-




I honestly didn't know that Cat Fancy was a real magazine until I saw her tweet.

CortezFantastic
Aug 10, 2003

I SEE DEMONS

bwahahahahaha

dreams come true, indeed

A Keg
Jan 7, 2014

by Ralp

ChaosMonkey posted:

I'd forgotten the best part of the day Eric the Midget was in studio: Natalie Maines' story about Michael Jackson showing up to her Halloween party.

Second best part was Kurt Angle saying Eric could gently caress him.

I forgot they had Kurt Angle on the show that day. Didn't he play along with the spirit of the show and poo poo on Eric the whole time?

He is in a wheelchair, not unlike Eric, when he isn't wrestling nowadays by the way, lol.

Ribsauce
Jul 29, 2006

Blacks in the back.
I cannot fathom any situation where my wife fosters over 50 cats and I don't get divorced in under a year. I'd run away to Mexico if I had to. The chances of me putting up with that are zero point zero, I'd rather live in a tent under a bridge.

Irish Joe
Jul 23, 2007

by Lowtax

EngineerJoe posted:

I honestly didn't know that Cat Fancy was a real magazine until I saw her tweet.

I more shocked that Beth was able to take a picture without flashing her Joker smile.

Bonzo
Mar 11, 2004

Just like Mama used to make it!
Let's be honest. You know Howard paid to have that happen.

Vakal
May 11, 2008

Bonzo posted:

Let's be honest. You know Howard paid to have that happen.

Some men have a beard wife in order to hide their homosexuality. Howard does it to hide his compulsive cat hording obsession from the world.

ChaosMonkey
Jun 28, 2008

A Keg posted:

I forgot they had Kurt Angle on the show that day. Didn't he play along with the spirit of the show and poo poo on Eric the whole time?

Yup, pretty much. Angle spent a good chunk of time egging Eric on to ask Diana DeGarmo out. Her response was "Kurt, I am going to kill you when we get out of here."

A Keg
Jan 7, 2014

by Ralp
The midget got his revenge

Spacemonkey57
Dec 1, 2004

Bonzo posted:

Let's be honest. You know Howard paid to have that happen.

I bet cat fancy would bend over backwards for any z list celebrity that wasn't hideously ashamed to be associated with it. It's still pretty bad.

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

Spacemonkey57 posted:

I bet cat fancy would bend over backwards for any z list celebrity that wasn't hideously ashamed to be associated with it. It's still pretty bad.

I think this is right. Their only demand was probably that Howard's name go on the cover, even if his picture didn't.

Bonzo
Mar 11, 2004

Just like Mama used to make it!
I totally forgot that Eric was on Fringe https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gu5W91mP4V0

Kragger99
Mar 21, 2004
Pillbug

Bonzo posted:

I totally forgot that Eric was on Fringe https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gu5W91mP4V0

His performance was so bad my head almost exploded.

luv butts n nuts
Aug 22, 2008

did eric ever try calling into Artie's show? he was the only reason eric calls were good listening and not johnny fratto bits for howard and gary to bite onto

-Atom-
Sep 13, 2003

Contrarian Dick

Bad At Everything
Howard's armchair psychiatry is almost always irritating, but him turning the tables on King of All Blacks was spectacular this morning.

GenoCanSing
Mar 2, 2004

poop in its butt posted:

did eric ever try calling into Artie's show? he was the only reason eric calls were good listening and not johnny fratto bits for howard and gary to bite onto

Hey...hey man, thanks for calling....go gently caress yourself....hey, hey take your club foot....and shove it up your rear end....allrught brotha...take care brush ya hair...hey...hey man, go gently caress your bed.

ChaosMonkey
Jun 28, 2008
"Hey, when you get done here with us... I want you to go somewhere else... and when you get there... gently caress yourself."

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-Atom-
Sep 13, 2003

Contrarian Dick

Bad At Everything
Loaded up Marks Friggin this morning and saw "Doug Stanhope and Bingo visits" and audibly said "Oh, gently caress yeah!"

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