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Keven. Just. Keven posted:Brock Lesnar tricked Dana White into buying him a new tractor as a signing bonus because Dana White is from new jersey and doesn't know that tractors cost half a million dollars.
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# ? May 16, 2014 02:13 |
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Bard Maddox posted:
Unless he goes on a month-long broccoli binge I fear Brock Lesnar is in imminent danger of death.
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# ? May 16, 2014 02:13 |
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LividLiquid posted:Is this legit, because holy everything is legit brock is the most legit
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# ? May 16, 2014 02:14 |
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Brock Lesnar brought legitimacy back to the WWE
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# ? May 16, 2014 02:16 |
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Bard Maddox posted:
Sweet jebus that man is a giant walking brick
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# ? May 16, 2014 02:16 |
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Bard Maddox posted:
I eat the number 11, no tomato no mayo, with Salt and Vinegar chips.
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# ? May 16, 2014 02:17 |
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# ? May 16, 2014 02:27 |
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Bard Maddox posted:
is he wearing like JNCO slacks or something
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# ? May 16, 2014 02:35 |
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oatgan posted:is he wearing like JNCO slacks or something It's ice fishing gear OFFICIAL BROCK LESNAR FAN CLUB http://www.angelfire.com/wrestling3/brocklesnarwwe/
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# ? May 16, 2014 02:52 |
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Those pants are mesmerizing. I can't figure out why they exist or why anyone would wear them, but I'm glad Brock did.
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# ? May 16, 2014 02:52 |
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For all intensive purposes Brock is the only person that could of ended the streak.
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# ? May 16, 2014 03:24 |
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Supreme Allah posted:For all intensive purposes Brock is the only person that could of ended the streak. I heard Brock Lesnar broke The Undertaker's streak so hard that Undertaker had to go to intensive care!
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# ? May 16, 2014 05:15 |
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Brock Lesnar is so powerful that he ruined Cesaro's face turn without even being on camera!
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# ? May 16, 2014 05:19 |
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Brock Lesnar doesn't just break streaks.
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# ? May 16, 2014 05:20 |
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Break Necker.
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# ? May 16, 2014 05:20 |
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Shima Honnou posted:I heard Brock Lesnar broke The Undertaker's streak so hard that Undertaker had to go to intensive care! Brock Lesnar is always ready to assist those in need of transportation.
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# ? May 16, 2014 05:23 |
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oldpainless posted:Brock Lesnar doesn't just break streaks.
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# ? May 16, 2014 06:48 |
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Brock Lesnar posted:Is that Bob Holly? Motherfucker sandbags constantly, I hope he's dead right now.
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# ? May 16, 2014 06:51 |
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cams posted:Is that Bob Holly? Motherfucker sandbags constantly, I hope he's dead right now. He is. Brock killed him that night but you never see it on lists of wrestlers who died young because when Brock decides its your time its your time
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# ? May 16, 2014 06:53 |
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schweens posted:He is. Brock killed him that night but you never see it on lists of wrestlers who died young because when Brock decides its your time its your time He made Nancy Grace's list because he died of Brock Lesnar's steroids
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# ? May 16, 2014 07:01 |
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Brock Lesnar lost some MMA fights after he won some so he's not a REAL TOUGH GUY.
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# ? May 16, 2014 07:07 |
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cams posted:Is that Bob Holly? Motherfucker sandbags constantly, I hope he's dead right now. Pretty harsh
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# ? May 16, 2014 07:18 |
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Desumaytah posted:Brock Lesnar lost some MMA fights after he won some so he's not a REAL TOUGH GUY. Even Brock Lesner fits the mold of All Fighters Are Bad
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# ? May 16, 2014 07:50 |
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Does everybody know what time it is? BROCK TIME! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2iXUDifwoSc
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# ? May 16, 2014 07:57 |
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why can't brock take a joke?
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# ? May 16, 2014 09:30 |
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Your Friend posted:why can't brock take a joke? Brock Lesner can take a joke. He went to UFC, took their joke of a belt, made it legitimate and then went back to the WWE, the home of legitimacy.
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# ? May 16, 2014 09:40 |
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cams posted:Is that Bob Holly? Motherfucker sandbags constantly, I hope he's dead right now. Bob Holly was a pretty lovely guy. Stiffing rookies, taking liberties, being a dick to guys backstage.
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# ? May 16, 2014 09:49 |
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Petit Gregory posted:Does everybody know what time it is? A pro click
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# ? May 16, 2014 16:04 |
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Brock Lesnar wrangled tons of money out of two different fightman owners to do basically as few things as possible while becoming rich as hell.
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# ? May 16, 2014 20:25 |
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Brock Lesnar proved that the greatest martial art of all time is professional wrestling.
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# ? May 16, 2014 20:28 |
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Brock Lesnar is responsible for much of the stop-start booking concerning making new stars that has been hindering WWE for the last decade. That's how Brock Lesnar leaves his mark.
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# ? May 16, 2014 20:43 |
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oldpainless posted:Brock Lesnar is responsible for much of the stop-start booking concerning making new stars that has been hindering WWE for the last decade. Actually this is how Brock Lesnar leaves his mark: 21-1 A crazy person predicted this a long time ago too. Revelation 21:1: And I saw a new heaven and a new earth: for the first heaven and the first earth were passed away; and there was no more sea. Brock Lesnar: literally in the Bible. He is The Beast.
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# ? May 16, 2014 20:50 |
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Shima Honnou posted:Actually this is how Brock Lesnar leaves his mark: Jesus, I suddenly don't feel safe in my home anymore
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# ? May 16, 2014 20:52 |
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Desumaytah posted:Brock Lesnar lost some MMA fights after he won some so he's not a REAL TOUGH GUY. I went and looked and Brock is like the 4 longest reigning HW champion in the UFC. Which is funnier the more you learn about it.
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# ? May 16, 2014 21:06 |
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Your Friend posted:why can't brock take a joke? knock knock whos there MY CLIENT BROCK LESNAR MY CLIENT BROCK LESNAR who? MY CLIENT BROCK LESNAR CONQUERED THE UNDERTAKERS STREAK AT WRESTLEMANIA
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# ? May 16, 2014 21:16 |
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coconono posted:I went and looked and Brock is like the 4 longest reigning HW champion in the UFC. Which is funnier the more you learn about it. Brock is still tied with Cain, Sylvia and Randy for the most successful heavyweight title defenses in a row. The record is "2". Heavyweight is not a good division.
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# ? May 16, 2014 21:18 |
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coconono posted:I went and looked and Brock is like the 4 longest reigning HW champion in the UFC. Which is funnier the more you learn about it. An illustrious title shared with such luminaries as Tim Sylvia, Randy Couture and that one guy who gave Brock his bitchin' scar.
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# ? May 16, 2014 21:20 |
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Brock is the only man in UFC to successfully win with the Rocky Strategy. He let Shane Carwin punch him until Carwin couldn't breathe, then the bloody remains of Brock choked him to death with his own arm.
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# ? May 16, 2014 21:31 |
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Shima Honnou posted:Actually this is how Brock Lesnar leaves his mark:
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# ? May 16, 2014 21:32 |
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Brock Lesnar is the head of the satanic cult that told Kevin Sullivan to murder the Benoits and make it look like Chris did it.
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# ? May 16, 2014 21:33 |