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Cantorsdust
Aug 10, 2008

Infinitely many points, but zero length.

Jimbozig posted:

He is listed as a playtester for this GURPS book.

Figures. GURPS is the spergiest of all the DnD style games.

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Ofaloaf
Feb 15, 2013

Jesus gently caress, it doesn't stop, does it?

woke wedding drone
Jun 1, 2003

by exmarx
Fun Shoe

XyloJW posted:

God damnit, you two.

What?? Now I'm like a dog who gets whacked 15 minutes after he fucks up. WHAT DID I DO

Strawman
Feb 9, 2008

Tortuga means turtle, and that's me. I take my time but I always win.


Schnedwob posted:

googling "brian boyko new zealand" yielded this thread, with another new (and absolutely beautiful) Boyko avatar

http://forum.austinimprov.com/viewtopic.php?p=89744


Unfortunately boykophoto.com doesn't seem to exist anymore :sigh:

http://www.boykophoto.com/2010/02/i-climbed-mountain-today.html

A Buttery Pastry
Sep 4, 2011

Delicious and Informative!
:3:

SedanChair posted:

What?? Now I'm like a dog who gets whacked 15 minutes after he fucks up. WHAT DID I DO
Don't bark at the funny man!

Ofaloaf
Feb 15, 2013

Strawman posted:

Unfortunately boykophoto.com doesn't seem to exist anymore :sigh:

http://www.boykophoto.com/2010/02/i-climbed-mountain-today.html
Thankfully, archive.org still exists:
https://web.archive.org/web/20100210140649/http://www.boykophoto.com/2010/02/i-climbed-mountain-today.html

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


hes not a bad photographer actually

https://www.flickr.com/photos/boykophoto/

those sixth street pics arent bad (i know nothing about photography)

oh man i know some of these musicians wtf

Sheng-Ji Yang fucked around with this message at 22:14 on May 16, 2014

woke wedding drone
Jun 1, 2003

by exmarx
Fun Shoe

A Buttery Pastry posted:

Don't bark at the funny man!

But he's funny!!

Ofaloaf
Feb 15, 2013

Sheng-ji Yang posted:

hes not a bad photographer actually

https://www.flickr.com/photos/boykophoto/

those sixth street pics arent bad (i know nothing about photography)

https://www.flickr.com/photos/boykophoto/3924576139/

:3:

XyloJW
Jul 23, 2007

SedanChair posted:

What?? Now I'm like a dog who gets whacked 15 minutes after he fucks up. WHAT DID I DO

You completely missed the point of Numerical Anxiety's post.

Cabbit
Jul 19, 2001

Is that everything you have?

Cantorsdust posted:

Figures. GURPS is the spergiest of all the DnD style games.

You're clearly a man who's never had to roll for anal circumference.

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


its weird to think ive probably seen this guy somewhere in austin

also he hangs out at spider house and takes pictures of random hipsters

LGD
Sep 25, 2004

Jimbozig posted:

Googling Brian Boyko Pathfinder reveals that he joined the Mothership Pathfinder society in 2012.

His opinion on Exalted: "if you have D&D, there's no reason to get this book."

Brian, if you ever read this thread again I want you to know that, all kidding aside, you have loving terrible opinions about fantasy elfgames and should feel real bad about it.

Thanks

woke wedding drone
Jun 1, 2003

by exmarx
Fun Shoe

XyloJW posted:

You completely missed the point of Numerical Anxiety's post.

A coy trap to get him to come back? No I got it.

LGD
Sep 25, 2004

Cabbit posted:

You're clearly a man who's never had to roll for anal circumference.

I think FATAL is more for the ASPD crowd than those on the spectrum.

Good Citizen
Aug 12, 2008

trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump

quote:

by BrianBoyko

Hate the prosecutor if you must. But NBC steps WAY over the line with these shows. It's like something cooked up by NBS, the fictional broadcasting company of "Network," which filmed terrorists taking on targets.

This sister has lost her brother because of actions set into motion by NBC's actions. Even if the prosecutor was ultimately responsible for his death, he was NOT ultimately responsible for the public humiliation which almost certainly led to his death.

(the public humiliation was being caught trying to have sex with a minor on 'to catch a predator')

karlor
Apr 15, 2014

:911::ussr::911::ussr:
:ussr::911::ussr::911:
:911::ussr::911::ussr:
:ussr::911::ussr::911:
College Slice

Brian Boyko posted:

Let me down, I changed my mind!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d6fzBFecfRo

Homura and Sickle
Apr 21, 2013

Good Citizen posted:

(the public humiliation was being caught trying to have sex with a minor on 'to catch a predator')

Well this gave my the idea to google "Brian Boyko Pedophilia"

Brian Boyko posted:


My take is up on my blog. There may not be criminal libel, but it was an action designed to harrass, possibly even put someone into physical harm by defaming a reputation. The guy could still be charged with something criminal.

My whole idea on this is that people are going to set up a database anyway – it might as well be one that is official and won’t be staffed by amateurs.

And I’m sure that the majority of pedophiles (i.e., those who are merely attracted to children and don’t *act* on those urges) don’t want to hurt children and are just attracted to them — but the entire point is that criminal pedophiles have hurt children. The creeps who just please themselves to the Olsen Twins movies aren’t hurting anyone or committing a crime. If those guys need help they’ll ask for it.

Same with beastiality – you can be attracted all you want to animals, but the minute you actually have intercourse with one, you’ve crossed the line.

oh myyyyyyyy:reddit:

http://blog.greens.org.nz/2005/05/21/of-smears-and-paedophiles/

OwlBot 2000
Jun 1, 2009

This reminds me so much of Portland it's not even funny. Except fewer pea coats.

Rangpur
Dec 31, 2008

no loving way

(@the 'to catch a predator' thing, but also in general)

woke wedding drone
Jun 1, 2003

by exmarx
Fun Shoe
OK, I'll say it, this guy has charisma. I would totally watch a show where he does scary poo poo and shrieks his balls off.

A Bag of Milk
Jul 3, 2007

I don't see any American dream; I see an American nightmare.

Jagchosis posted:

Well this gave my the idea to google "Brian Boyko Pedophilia"


oh myyyyyyyy:reddit:

http://blog.greens.org.nz/2005/05/21/of-smears-and-paedophiles/

noooo...

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


OwlBot 2000 posted:

This reminds me so much of Portland it's not even funny. Except fewer pea coats.

half of those pictures are at Spider House Cafe which is the capital of Austin hipsterdom

Teddybear
May 16, 2009

Look! A teddybear doll!
It's soooo cute!


It's like an archaeological dig. Every layer is a beautiful, autistic train wreck.

Brian, you are a treat.

rscott
Dec 10, 2009
He's like shrek, he's got layers


Also he is fat

Wistful of Dollars
Aug 25, 2009

After 5 years, I've finally found something avatar-worthy.

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

When I want to relax, I read an essay by Engels. When I want something more serious, I read Corto Maltese.
AAAAAAAAAAAAhahahahahahahaha

WOW

This thread might just be the cure for manic depression.

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

Jagchosis posted:

Well this gave my the idea to google "Brian Boyko Pedophilia"


oh myyyyyyyy:reddit:

http://blog.greens.org.nz/2005/05/21/of-smears-and-paedophiles/

Well, duh.

Homura and Sickle
Apr 21, 2013
Remember the John Cleese video? Seems like direct pleas to random rear end celebrities is sorta his thing. This was posted on George Takei's wall

Who Else posted:

Howdy, Mr. Takei. My name is Brian Boyko. I'm a geek running for State Representative in Texas. Literally. "Geek for Texas House District 136" is on my masthead. https://www.boykotx.org

Anyway, my big issue is Campaign Finance Reform, but I also support GLBT rights. My sister is gay, and anyone who treats her as less of a human being because of it will face all the wrath an older brother can muster.

I noticed that you're going to be coming to Austin, Texas in a few days for some book signings and photo ops. I'm currently e-mailing your publicist but I thought I'd try you directly through Facebook. I was wondering if I could use my photo-op with you in my campaign materials (I would *never* use anyone's image with my campaign without their permission.) Heck, it'd be really awesome if I could count you in as my first "official" endorsement, but you don't know me that well yet, and it might be too much to ask.

Anyway, I'm looking forward to seeing you in Austin on Sept. 2nd.

-- Brian

Miltank
Dec 27, 2009

by XyloJW
holy poo poo that is awkward

Obdicut
May 15, 2012

"What election?"

quote:

Anyway, my big issue is Campaign Finance Reform, but I also support GLBT rights. My sister is gay, and anyone who treats her as less of a human being because of it will face all the wrath an older brother can muster.

How much wrath do you think that is.

Rent-A-Cop
Oct 15, 2004

I posted my food for USPOL Thanksgiving!

Obdicut posted:

How much wrath do you think that is.
Does he get to start at the top of a hill? Because if it was steep enough I bet he could build up some significant wrath.

sitchensis
Mar 4, 2009

Obdicut posted:

How much wrath do you think that is.

Obdicut
May 15, 2012

"What election?"

Rent-A-Cop posted:

Does he get to start at the top of a hill? Because if it was steep enough I bet he could build up some significant wrath.

He does seem energetic, but he looks so jolly. Can he really be wrathful? Do those smiling eyes hide an angry soul?


^^^^^^

There it is. His war face.

Shrecknet
Jan 2, 2005


I find it subtly terrifying that he doesn't have a :tvtropes: tvtropes account. Either he doesn't use that site (which, given the last 8 pages, seems a literal impossibility) or he uses it for such horrifying purposes that even he won't use his real name there.

Cantorsdust
Aug 10, 2008

Infinitely many points, but zero length.

I know it says server, but in my heart it says sever.

Badera
Jan 30, 2012

Student Brian Boyko has lost faith in America.

Jagchosis posted:

Well this gave my the idea to google "Brian Boyko Pedophilia"


oh myyyyyyyy:reddit:

http://blog.greens.org.nz/2005/05/21/of-smears-and-paedophiles/

loooooool

Garrand
Dec 28, 2012

Rhino, you did this to me!

Cantorsdust posted:

I know it says server, but in my heart it says sever.

Save Target As posted:



I thought this shirt was more appropriate.

Badera posted:

loooooool

I was really confused because I first thought the blog post itself was from boyko and I didn't find anything super objectionable about it. Then I scrolled to the comments.

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


lol this guy lives like four blocks from me apparently

no im not going to stalk him

e ive been in the apartment complex he lives in. this is too loving real for me

Sheng-Ji Yang fucked around with this message at 23:08 on May 16, 2014

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Wistful of Dollars
Aug 25, 2009

Save Target As posted:



I thought this shirt was more appropriate.

Dennis Nedry, in happier times.

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