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I don't believe that Tito Ortiz can do anything for 15 minutes. He's a cardio machine, and the exact cardio machine he is is "Rampage's Stairmaster".
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That old gray mare ain't what he used to be but as someone else stated his strongest skill is wrestling middleweights.
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May 17, 2014 18:40
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gotta say, as bad a value proposition this is for a PPV I'm really looking forward to checking out the results tomorrow
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May 17, 2014 18:45
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Yeah I'm going to a roller derby bout instead.
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May 17, 2014 18:46
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What are the most "bellator" results for this ppv? I know Chandler losing would be the funniest, but then they would just claim that brooks is "hurt" so that alvarez-chandler III can happen on the next ppv.
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May 17, 2014 19:15
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Tyree posted:What are the most "bellator" results for this ppv? I know Chandler losing would be the funniest, but then they would just claim that brooks is "hurt" so that alvarez-chandler III can happen on the next ppv. The Bellator-est results possible: Spike.com card is great but no one sees it Kongo vs Eric Smith turns into Kongo vs Yvel 2 to lead into the PPV Rainey lays all over Page for 3 rounds 2 russian heavyweights gas out in the first round, and goes to a boring decision Shlemenko quickly KOs Tito. Tito blames his neck problems for lack of head movement and couldn't train and whatever. Chandler get demolished, and the concussion takes him out of the game for TJ Grant levels of time. Someone notices afterwards that the fight was Will Brooks last on his contract. After several minutes of circling and no action, Rampage vs Mo ends after someone arm/leg goes out of socket and can no longer continue.
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May 17, 2014 19:47
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So there's a Dagestan kickboxer named Shahbulat Shamhalaev fighting on the undercard. I'm suddenly 10x more interested in the card. Still probably just gonna steal it though.
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May 17, 2014 20:07
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they made Kongo v Smith their lead in to PPV fight? pretty cool Bjorn is sticking to his railroad spike of showcasing homegrown talent through and through tonight
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May 17, 2014 20:09
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I don't know why anyone would spend money on this at $45. $20 maybe, but Tito and especially Rampage v Mo detracts significantly from this card
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May 17, 2014 20:11
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actually those are the two best fights
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May 17, 2014 20:15
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look pal not everyone is a broken hull of earl grey residue requiring the collective misery of those around them to derive joy from life
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May 17, 2014 20:26
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they're the second and third best fights
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May 17, 2014 20:27
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i was kind of interested in brooks when he mopped up kitaoka but i don't like many people's chances against chandler on late notice in a 5 round fight. it's the most legit fight on the card but it's not interesting at all, unlike the weird elite xc fights.
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May 17, 2014 20:37
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The weirdest thing about Bellator is how many interim title fights they're having. There's no way anybody there is keeping track of it.
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May 17, 2014 20:44
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#1 is definitely Kongo because what he does to Smith's balls will be apt metaphor for the viewing experience of all 1200 people who paid for this at home hopefully Brooks will stay competitive. I'm not sure I won'just forget about this thing by afternoon entirely
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attackmole posted:So there's a Dagestan kickboxer named Shahbulat Shamhalaev fighting on the undercard. I'm suddenly 10x more interested in the card. Still probably just gonna steal it though. Shamwow, Richman, Held, and Michael Page guarantees some cool finishes at least. It would be a pretty fun card if it wasn't for money.
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Bellator 120 - May 17th, 2014! Early Prelims - Spike.com, Bellator.com, 6:00 PM ET
Regular prelims - Spike TV, 8:00 PM ET
[b]Main card - PPV, 10:00 PM ET[/b[
Reasons to watch: - GOITI YAMAUCHI - Pole Harris - Shahbulat is a rad dude - Supperweight prelim action! Reasons to not watch: - It is not free
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attackmole posted:So there's a Dagestan kickboxer named Shahbulat Shamhalaev fighting on the undercard. I'm suddenly 10x more interested in the card. Still probably just gonna steal it though. I always mix him up with "Frodo" Khasbulaev, but they are both pretty fun (by Bellator standards, anyway). Niether of them have fought in more than 13 months, which is making it harder for me to remember which is which.
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Wise Learned Man posted:I always mix him up with "Frodo" Khasbulaev, but they are both pretty fun (by Bellator standards, anyway). Niether of them have fought in more than 13 months, which is making it harder for me to remember which is which. Magromedrasul has a tournament victory in his back pocket but he's been struggling with visa issues. Shahbulat has been taking care of his sick father.
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May 17, 2014 21:56
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Really I'm just impressed by the alliteration in his name. I hope him and God Shammgod make a gay couple.
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May 17, 2014 21:58
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attackmole posted:Really I'm just impressed by the alliteration in his name. I hope him and God Shammgod make a gay couple. Plus, the way Bellator's crappy ring announcer sounds, it comes out as something like "Shamalan Shamalama."
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LobsterMobster posted:Bellator 120 - May 17th, 2014! 14 fights? Good lord this is gonna be a long day of punchings.
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May 17, 2014 22:02
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So prelims now starting at 6:45 I guess (contrary to what Bellator has on the front page of their website  )
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May 17, 2014 23:09
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PPV has been delayed by 6 months, contrary to what Bellator tells you tonight
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May 17, 2014 23:11
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i actually remembered this and was going to watch but gently caress you bjorn
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May 17, 2014 23:12
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So there are a couple of dark matches. Guess those fighters didn't sell enough tickets.
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May 17, 2014 23:30
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Tyree posted:So there are a couple of dark matches. Guess those fighters didn't sell enough tickets. Like 4 of the guys on the under-under card are from the same gym so it probably spread their sales base pretty thin.
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May 17, 2014 23:38
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Triticum Guzzler posted:gotta say, as bad a value proposition this is for a PPV I'm really looking forward to checking out the results tomorrow
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May 17, 2014 23:50
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i guess looking at that i'm only interested in tito/schlemenko. oh well
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May 17, 2014 23:51
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SORRY, STREAMING PRELIMINARY FIGHTS ARE NOT AVAILABLE IN YOUR AREA you've made an enemy this day, bellator
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May 17, 2014 23:57
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if youre not watching the first prelim you missed a choice oil check
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May 17, 2014 23:57
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So has the Mississippi commission been notably bad in the past? It certainly doesn't inspire any confidence in me but this dad ref let Brewer work on the ground and stepped in quick when he got put out on the feet.
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May 18, 2014 00:00
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Brain status: blonked all to hell
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May 18, 2014 00:00
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david carmichael posted:i guess looking at that i'm only interested in tito/schlemenko. oh well Only interested in seeing the whitest people on the card beat each other up mods please change nick to carmichael stokely
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May 18, 2014 00:05
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May 18, 2014 00:23
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Oh why oh why am I watching this WWE poo poo  Someone tell Jimmy Smith that, for some unknown reason, Joe Rogan wants his hyperbolic, bald, shouty-man schtick back.
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May 18, 2014 01:01
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Yamauchi time!  
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First strike nut strike
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Man muay thai coachs/gyms really like yelling OIIIIII or OOOOOOOOOSSSSSS after every kick or knee you land.
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I haven't followed b-league stuff in years but I'm gonna get drunk on my own and watch this for old times sake. Or because I'm cripplingly depressed.
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