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Sarchasm
Apr 14, 2002

So that explains why he did not answer. He had no mouth to answer with. There is nothing left of him but his ears.

casual poster posted:

What's the point of this? Don't you both just play on a full screen where you can see the other player anyways?

It's intended to hide his hands and not his side of the screen. In Korean arcades there's a whole weird metagame based around watching and listening to your opponent's inputs, and a lot of high level players respond by using dummy inputs intended as a feint. Some of these players even have sticks with dummy buttons just for the purpose of making an audible "click" from time to time and hoping the opponent reacts to it.

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Hackers film 1995
Nov 4, 2009

Hack the planet!

:stare: What a world we live in. And what a huge part of it I ignore.

Dr. Fraiser Chain
May 18, 2004

Redlining my shit posting machine


Istari posted:

Harmless ? Have you ever played with a puppy ? Carnivorous mammals have insanely sharp teeth, even as tiny babies.

Having played with one slightly older then those they are pretty harmless. He just bit my pants pocket while I was petting him. Incredibly muscular even when small. Like a furry pit bull.

monkeytennis
Apr 26, 2007


Toilet Rascal

Wiggles Von Huggins posted:

:stare: What a world we live in. And what a huge part of it I ignore.

And what a better person you probably are for it.

casual poster
Jun 29, 2009

So casual.
Wow, I never knew there was that much thought put into competitive gaming. Wow.

CATTASTIC
Mar 31, 2010

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

What does that plank in the background do?


e. it occurred to me that it might not be plank.

Is that a plank in the background?
If it's a plank; what does that plank do?

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Sarchasm
Apr 14, 2002

So that explains why he did not answer. He had no mouth to answer with. There is nothing left of him but his ears.

Palmersaurus posted:

What does that plank in the background do?


e. it occurred to me that it might not be plank.

Is that a plank in the background?
If it's a plank; what does that plank do?

You do your Super Combo motion with the joystick to confuse your opponent and then hit them with the plank.

Enough fighting game chat. Here's some Japanese traffic safety toilet paper.

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:

Hit or miss Clitoris
Apr 19, 2003
I HAVE BEEN A VERY NAUGHTY BOY

Sarchasm posted:

You do your Super Combo motion with the joystick to confuse your opponent and then hit them with the plank.

Enough fighting game chat. Here's some Japanese traffic safety toilet paper.



What is printed on the toilet paper is less shocking to me than a public restroom in Japan with toilet paper.

cat with hands
Mar 14, 2006

When I shit I like to scream "WORSHIP THE GOD EMPEROR ON HIS GOLDEN THRONE." Mom hates it.

Hit or miss Clitoris posted:

What is printed on the toilet paper is less shocking to me than a public restroom in Japan with toilet paper.

It's been more than 10 years since I saw a public restroom where I had to default to a pack of napkins. Where the hell do you go to find these places?

Sarchasm
Apr 14, 2002

So that explains why he did not answer. He had no mouth to answer with. There is nothing left of him but his ears.

Hit or miss Clitoris posted:

What is printed on the toilet paper is less shocking to me than a public restroom in Japan with toilet paper.

To be fair, I took that photo in the staff restroom of an elementary school. It's not a public toilet.

Itty bitty Bodhisattva:

Boxman
Sep 27, 2004

Big fan of :frog:


cat with hands posted:

It's been more than 10 years since I saw a public restroom where I had to default to a pack of napkins. Where the hell do you go to find these places?

It's somewhat common in Japan and China, I thought?

Spotted in random Chicago bar:

univbee
Jun 3, 2004




cat with hands posted:

It's been more than 10 years since I saw a public restroom where I had to default to a pack of napkins. Where the hell do you go to find these places?

Japan. They're 50 yen (50 cents-ish) for a pack from a vending machine outside the restroom sometimes, although the street people who hand out fliers hand them out embedded inside a tissue pack, so while you're out and about you get each one you pass to hand you a bunch which you keep close at hand.

Leave it to Japan to find a situation where you can tell a street advertiser that you're going to wipe your rear end with the advertisement they gave you and it's seen as a compliment.

Leelee
Jul 31, 2012

Syntax Error
Also some random graffiti I found:

cat with hands
Mar 14, 2006

When I shit I like to scream "WORSHIP THE GOD EMPEROR ON HIS GOLDEN THRONE." Mom hates it.

Boxman posted:

It's somewhat common in Japan and China, I thought?

I think it used to be the case in japan, but as I said, hasn't happened to me there in over a decade.

Rat Patrol
Feb 15, 2008

kill kill kill kill
kill me now

Goodpancakes posted:

Having played with one slightly older then those they are pretty harmless. He just bit my pants pocket while I was petting him. Incredibly muscular even when small. Like a furry pit bull.

...as opposed to a scaly pit bull?

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless


muscles like this!
Jan 17, 2005


I believe they eventually relented and let the cat back into the Home Depot.

Lady Disdain
Jan 14, 2013


are you yet living?

muscles like this? posted:

I believe they eventually relented and let the cat back into the Home Depot.

They're going soft; that's what's wrong with this country.

Mr Pepper
Nov 29, 2006

:jiggled:Top Class:jiggled:

Istari posted:

They're going soft; that's what's wrong with this country.

The pussification of America.

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD
I found this in a dollar shop in Sydney. Your guess is as good as mine.

Only registered members can see post attachments!

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

Funky See Funky Do posted:

I found this in a dollar shop in Sydney. Your guess is as good as mine.



Clearly should have been called 'Booty Surprise.'

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Captain_Maclaine
Sep 30, 2001

Every moment that I'm alive, I pray for death!

Mr Pepper posted:

The pussification of America.

Boo! BOO! Get off the stage!

Roger Tangerines
Apr 15, 2013

by Debbie Metallica

GruntyThrst
Oct 9, 2007

*clang*

Boxman posted:

It's somewhat common in Japan and China, I thought?

Spotted in random Chicago bar:



The Kilroy of our times.

Firstborn
Oct 14, 2012

i'm the heckin best
yeah
yeah
yeah
frig all the rest

wyoming
Jun 7, 2010

Like a television
tuned to a dead channel.

Detective Buttfuck
Mar 30, 2011

go east

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)
Life is peaceful th-wait.

Xander77
Apr 6, 2009

Fuck it then. For another pit sandwich and some 'tater salad, I'll post a few more.



This land is peaceful, its inhabitants kind, but thou dost not belong.

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug

Boxman posted:

It's somewhat common in Japan and China, I thought?

Spotted in random Chicago bar:



thats not dickbutt

its dicknosebutt

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

Now that's an Adventure Time game I want to play.

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right
From the cute animals thread:

atomicthumbs posted:



bulldog lab mix

It turns out that's there's a whole lot of bulldog mixes out there:



Frank Horrigan
Jul 31, 2013

by Ralp
I'm pretty sure those are photoshopped.

Jombo
Feb 20, 2009

Azurrat posted:

I'm pretty sure those are photoshopped.

*slow clap*

Lady Disdain
Jan 14, 2013


are you yet living?
I hate to ruin it for you, but:







Bored
Jul 26, 2007

Dude, ix-nay on the oice-vay.

Istari posted:

I hate to ruin it for you, but:









nice.

AndyElusive
Jan 7, 2007


Melt the wizard

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GAINING WEIGHT...
Mar 26, 2007

See? Science proves the JewsMuslims are inferior and must be purged! I'm not a racist, honest!

Istari posted:

I hate to ruin it for you, but:









what? they're australian?

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