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Drink-Mix Man posted:
Oh Drink-Mix Man, a soul is just something grownups made up to scare little kids like the boogie man or Michael Jackson!
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May 18, 2014 00:56
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Skeesix did it! That Skeesix, right there! ^^^^^
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Skeesix posted:Oh Drink-Mix Man, a soul is just something grownups made up to scare little kids like the boogie man or
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May 18, 2014 01:33
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jscolon2.0 posted:Oh Drink-Mix Man, a soul is just something grownups made up to scare little kids like the boogie man or You're a credit to dementia!
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May 18, 2014 01:39
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MondayHotDog posted:You're a credit to dementia! Yes, Mr. HotDog, eeeeeverything stinks.
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May 18, 2014 01:47
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Skeesix posted:Oh Drink-Mix Man, a soul is just something grownups made up to scare little kids like the boogie man or Michael Jackson! Skeesix, I don't want to alarm you, but there may be a boogeyman or boogeyMEN in the thread!
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May 18, 2014 02:06
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Everything Counts posted:Yes, Mr. HotDog, eeeeeverything stinks. And your stink brings tears to my eyes!
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May 18, 2014 02:12
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Technogeek posted:And your stink brings tears to my eyes! Aw, you drew the stink lines and everything...
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May 18, 2014 02:50
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TMMadman posted:Skeesix, I don't want to alarm you, but there may be a boogeyman or boogeyMEN in the thread! I know you children see me as some sort of "booger man," but I'm really not such a "bad dude."
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May 18, 2014 06:49
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Drink-Mix Man posted:I know you children see me as some sort of "booger man," but I'm really not such a "bad dude." When kids say bad, they mean good. And to shake one's booty means to wiggle one's butt.
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May 18, 2014 06:55
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MondayHotDog posted:When kids say bad, they mean good. And to shake one's booty means to wiggle one's butt. Maybe it's the beer talkin' Monday, but you've got a butt that won't quit. They got these big chewey pretzels here... Five dollars?! Get outta here...
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May 18, 2014 07:40
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TMMadman posted:Five dollars?! Get outta here... Hey, in my age five dollars was a lot of money. Really? Nah.
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May 18, 2014 10:32
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Drink-Mix Man posted:Hey, in my age five dollars was a lot of money. A nickel will buy you a steak and kidney pie, a cup of coffee, a slice of cheesecake and a newsreel... with enough change left over to ride the trolley from Battery Park to the polo grounds.
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May 18, 2014 15:01
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jscolon2.0 posted:A nickel will buy you a steak and kidney pie, a cup of coffee, a slice of cheesecake and a newsreel... with enough change left over to ride the trolley from Battery Park to the polo grounds. Spend it on penny whistles and moon pies! 
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May 18, 2014 15:51
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jscolon2.0 posted:A nickel will buy you a steak and kidney pie, a cup of coffee, a slice of cheesecake and a newsreel... with enough change left over to ride the trolley from Battery Park to the polo grounds. In those days, nickels had pictures of bumblebees on them; "Gimmie five 'bees for a quarter." you'd say!
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May 18, 2014 16:13
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Mayo and Catsup posted:Spend it on penny whistles and moon pies! "Moon Pie...?" What a time to be alive.
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May 18, 2014 17:08
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Root Bear posted:In those days, nickels had pictures of bumblebees on them; "Gimmie five 'bees for a quarter." you'd say! Oh, I wore a fifteen pound beard of bees for Root Beer, but it just wasn’t enough.
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May 18, 2014 19:07
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TMMadman posted:Oh, I wore a fifteen pound beard of bees for Root Beer, but it just wasn’t enough. Your head seems to be emitting a buzzing noise, sir.
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May 19, 2014 01:48
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that hat was one week from retirement
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May 19, 2014 02:16
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Funky See Funky Do posted:Your head seems to be emitting a buzzing noise, sir. It's your heart. And it sounds like it's on its last thump.
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May 19, 2014 02:29
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Arctic Baldwin posted:that hat was one week from retirement 
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May 19, 2014 02:30
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MondayHotDog posted:When kids say bad, they mean good. And to shake one's booty means to wiggle one's butt. Permit me to demonstrate. 
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May 19, 2014 02:31
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Do over Ham posted:Permit me to demonstrate. Hello, I'm Dr. Cheeks. I'm doing my rounds, and I'm a little behind.
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May 19, 2014 02:32
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CharlieFoxtrot posted:No offense, Do over Ham, but your half-assed underquoting was a lot more fun than your half-assed overquoting. I just want attention.
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May 19, 2014 02:39
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MondayHotDog posted:Hello, I'm Dr. Cheeks. I'm doing my rounds, and I'm a little behind. Monday, do you want to play John Wilkes Booth, or do you want to act like a maniac?
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May 19, 2014 03:11
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Everything Counts posted:Monday, do you want to play John Wilkes Booth, or do you want to act like a maniac? Unhand me, Yankee.
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May 19, 2014 03:30
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MondayHotDog posted:Unhand me, Yankee. I mean, what team was Babe Ruth on? Who knows.
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May 19, 2014 03:33
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BloodDesk UnderHell posted:I mean, what team was Babe Ruth on? Who knows. America's like the New York Yankees. Powerful and respected until the year 2000.
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May 19, 2014 03:58
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BloodDesk UnderHell posted:I mean, what team was Babe Ruth on? Who knows. No, BloodDesk, I've decided to bring in a few ringers. Professional baseballers. We'll give them token jobs at the plant and have them play on our softball team. Honus Wagner, Cap Anson, Mordecai "3-Finger" Brown..
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May 19, 2014 04:09
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MondayHotDog posted:America's like the New York Yankees. Powerful and respected until the year 2000. We are more like Germany, ambitious and misunderstood! ...wait....wrong thread... 
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May 19, 2014 04:19
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TMMadman posted:No, BloodDesk, I've decided to bring in a few ringers. Professional baseballers. We'll give them token jobs at the plant and have them play on our softball team. Honus Wagner, Cap Anson, Mordecai "3-Finger" Brown.. I'm afraid most of those players have retired and... passed on. In fact, your right fielder's been dead for 130 years.
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May 19, 2014 04:29
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MondayHotDog posted:I'm afraid most of those players have retired and... passed on. In fact, your right fielder's been dead for 130 years. THE NEGRO LEAGUES!
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May 19, 2014 04:30
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Do over Ham posted:We are more like Germany, ambitious and misunderstood! Oooh, the Germans are mad at me! I’m so scared! Oooh, the Germans! Uh-oh, the Germans are going to get me! 
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May 19, 2014 04:56
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MondayHotDog posted:I'm afraid most of those players have retired and... passed on. In fact, your right fielder's been dead for 130 years. HotDog, do you think you can dig up Al Jolson?
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May 19, 2014 05:47
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MondayHotDog posted:It's your heart. And it sounds like it's on its last thump. May God have mercy on us all!
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May 19, 2014 06:31
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Get.... .....Mendoza! 
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May 19, 2014 06:51
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Funky See Funky Do posted:May God have mercy on us all! God has no place in this thread! Just like facts have no place in organized religion!
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May 19, 2014 07:05
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Jerusalem posted:Get.... My friends, tonight we unveil my most diabolical creation: Swank. Ten times more addictive than marihuana.  To human misery!
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May 19, 2014 07:09
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May 19, 2014 07:51
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To the hydrofoil! 
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Good evening, young man. My name is Charles Norwood. Furthermore to this beer, I'd also like three of your finest, cheapest cigars. Here's my ID, which confirms my adultivity.
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