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@halusato9 @SneezyPeens You are old now. You get hangovers like my tou-san.
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God drat herniation!
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All-Star Break 2028 Update All-Stars West -- Gunnar Stahl (Starting Left Wing) West -- Chap Buttworth (Starting Center) West -- Alex Guibeau (Starting Right Wing) West -- Adam Banks (2nd Line Left Wing) West -- He Hate Me (2nd Line Right Wing) West -- Emil Rutkowski (3rd Line Left Wing) West -- Theo McFlurry (3rd Line Right Wing) West -- Pierre-Paul Poutine (Starting D-Pairing) West -- Aurora Steidl (Starting D-Pairing) West -- Oldman Hat (2nd D-Pairing) West -- Dek Paynuss (Starting Goaltender) West -- Cal Ripken Jr (Backup Goaltender) East -- Borka Borkason (Starting Left Wing) East -- Aleksandr Luzhin (Starting Center) East -- Buggy Skill (Starting Right Wing) East -- Ricky Fantastic (2nd Line Center) East -- sba (2nd Line Right Wing) East -- Bjorn Lundgren (Starting D-Pairing) East -- That Guyclint (Starting D-Pairing) East -- Soup Athanatos (Starting Goaltender) East -- Big McLargeHuge (Backup Goaltender) Notable Stats Guibeau leads the league in Points; Luzhin is 2nd; Borkason is 4th; Banks is 6th; McFlurry is 7th Guibeau leads the league in Goals; Borkason is 2nd; Luzhin is 3rd; He Hate Me & Skill are 4th; McFlurry is 6th; Banks is 7th McStabson & Vittunen are tied for 5th in Assists; sba is 7th Steidl leads all Defensemen in Points; Guyclint is 2nd; Hat is 4th; Poutine is 7th Guibeau leads the league in +/-; Steidl is 2nd; Guyclint is 6th O'Rourke leads the league in PIM; Urlacher is 2nd; Borkason is 3rd; Potatoes is 4th; Borkiwicz is 5th; Windros is 6th; McStabson is 7th Lundgren is 8th in Hits McLargeHuge leads the league in GAA; Paynuss is 2nd; Athanatos is 3rd; Ripken Jr is 4th; Bergkamp is 5th; Hextall Jr is 7th McLargeHuge leads the league in SV%; Paynuss is 2nd; Athanatos is 3rd; Bergkamp is 4th; Hextall Jr & van der Veen are 5th; Ripken Jr is 8th Athanatos leads the league in Wins; Hextall Jr & van der Veen are 2nd; Bergkamp & Ripken Jr are 7th Transaction News None Injury Report EDM -- Spamtron is out with a Broken Wrist. Expected return is 2/26/28 PHX -- M. White is out with a Herniated Disc. Expected return is 3/2/28 WSH -- R. Dangler is out with a Pulled Groin. Expected return is 2/7/28 Comments A few new faces at the All-Star Game  http://tinyurl.com/NHL-Create-A-Goon-2014 for Complete Stats
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Whoa, random rear end second all start appearance!
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Columbus what the gently caress
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San Jose loving sucWAIT WHAT?! Leading the division? Did some kind of plague hit all the other Pacific teams?
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Dragging Dallas to the division lead kicking and screaming
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IcePhoenix posted:Columbus what the gently caress Seriously.
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It took its sweet rear end time but Rutkowski finally got an ASG appearance. How old is he now?
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@SneezyPeens 4 secs ago Daddy just needs his special juice, get daddy his special juice already! @halusato9 #DomoArigatoMrSato
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2028 All-Star Gamepre:1 2 3 West 0 1 1 - 2 East 3 1 2 - 6 West East 2 Goals 6 30 Total Shots 34 16 Hits 16 19:06 Time On Attack 20:17 35 Faceoffs 46 13 PIM 2 0/1 Powerplays 3/5 1st Period 5:15 -- (East) J. Drouin (B. Borkason, sba) 8:08 -- (East) J. Drouin (sba, R. Fantastic) 18:14 - (East) B. Borkason (sba, J. Drouin) 2nd Period 0:35 -- (West) N. Petan (J. Eberle, I. Barbashev) 8:12 -- (East) B. Lundgren (sba, B. Skill) 3rd Period 19:08 - (West) J. Eberle (I. Barbashev, N. Petan) 19:38 - (East) B. Skill (A. Luzhin, B. Lundgren) 19:51 - (East) B. Borkason (T. Guyclint, A. Luzhin) Penalty Summary 1st Period 0:40 -- (West) He Hate Me -- Elbowing (Major) 16:20 - (West) A. Banks -- Hooking (Minor) 2nd Period 7:04 -- (West) C. Buttworth -- High Sticking (Double Minor) 5:23 -- (East) M. Stephens -- Goalie Interference (Minor) 3rd Period 7:14 -- (West) E. Rutkowski -- Slashing (Minor) 3 Stars of the Game 1) (East) Borka Borkason (2 goals, 1 assist, +2) 2) (East) sba (4 assists, +1) 3) (East) Jonathan Drouin (2 goals, 1 assist, +1)  
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hahahaha Biggie FINALLY fuckin' gets to the ASG and doesn't see a minute of ice time
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Trade Deadline 2028 Update Notable Stats Guibeau leads the league in Points; Borkason & Luzhin are 2nd; Banks is 5th; sba is 7th Guibeau leads the league in Goals; Borkason is 2nd; Luzhin is 3rd; Banks is 4th; Skill is 5th; He Hate Me is 6th; Vando is 7th; McFlurry is 8th Windros is 4th in Assists; Stahl is 6th; sba is 7th Guyclint & Steidl lead all Defensemen in Points; Hat is 5th; Poutine is 7th Guibeau leads the league in +/-; Steidl is 2nd; Satonaka is 7th; Banks is 8th Urlacher leads the league in PIM; Borkiwicz is 2nd; O'Rourke is 3rd; Borkason is 4th; Potatoes is 6th; Windros is 7th; McStabson is 8th Lazaruk is 6th in Hits McLargeHuge & Ripken Jr lead the league in GAA; Bergkamp is 3rd; Hextall Jr & van der Veen are 4th; Athanatos is 7th McLargeHuge leads the league in SV%; van der Veen is 2nd; Bergkamp & Ripken Jr are 3rd; Athanatos is 5th; Hextall Jr is 6th Hextall Jr leads the league in Wins; van der Veen is 2nd; Athanatos is 3rd; Ripken Jr is 6th; Pepperdick is 7th Transaction News None Injury Report None Comments Can Borkason be the league leader in Points and PIM?  http://tinyurl.com/NHL-Create-A-Goon-2014 for Complete Stats
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Winnipeg is so lacklustre oh my god Lazaruk is never getting a sniff of the cup
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Christ, Carolina is a powerhouse. In the best division, too.
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Guignol posted:Winnipeg is so lacklustre oh my god I feel your pain. Our careers started out so promising. Now we are just collecting checks waiting for retirement.
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Columbus we can do it let's make the playoffs yaaaay
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gently caress the Buffalo. Hard. Garbage team.
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Hextall Jr finally in the conversation I see. Lets get a cup (again! but this time not as a backup)
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Florida is... suddenly good? I need to keep this strong finish to my career going to get HHOF consideration, I'd say. An Art Ross or Hart would do nicely.
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Rutkowski posted:I think our window just closed. I can't even get 40 games in a season anymore, I'm old and falling apart
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SJ is totally going to go from leading the division to missing the playoffs. Again. Just to spite me. 
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End of 2027-28 Regular Season Update Notable Stats Guibeau lead the league in Points; Luzhin is 2nd; Banks & Borkason are 3rd; Kilza is 6th Guibeau lead the league in Goals; Banks is 2nd; Borkason is 3rd; Luzhin is 4th; Kilza is 5th; Skill is 6th; He Hate Me is 7th Windros finished 3rd in Assists; Stahl is 4th; Satonaka is 6th; Hockles, Luzhin, & McStabson are 8th Steidl lead all Defensemen in Points; Hat & Poutine are 6th Guibeau lead the league in +/-; Steidl is 2nd; Banks is 5th; Satonaka is 6th Urlacher lead the league in PIM; Borkiwicz is 2nd; Borkason & O'Rourke are 3rd; Potatoes is 5th; Windros is 6th McLargeHuge lead the league in GAA; Ripken Jr is 2nd; van der Veen is 3rd; Athanatos is 4th; Paynuss is 5th; Bergkamp is 6th; Hextall Jr is 7th McLargeHuge lead the league in SV%; Paynuss & van der Veen are 2nd; Ripken Jr is 4th; Athanatos is 5th; Bergkamp is 6th Hextall Jr lead the league in Wins; van der Veen is 2nd; Athanatos is 3rd; Pepperdick is 5th; Ripken Jr is 6th Transaction News None Injury Report FLA -- T. Guyclint is out with a Lacerated Arm. Expected return is 6/8/28 Comments Guibeau will win the Richard & Ross, probably the Lady Byng; But may not win the Lindsay or Hart. Luzhin or Borkason may steal those. Steidl is the clear Norris winner Athanatos will win the Jennings I'd expect McLargeHuge to win the Vezina Borkason is in a small group of players with 50 goals and 200 PIM in one season. He definitely won't win the Lady Byng  http://tinyurl.com/NHL-Create-A-Goon-2014 for Complete Stats
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IcePhoenix posted:Five minutes off the career PIM record In the real world? Sure. In this bizarro world? Pleads holds the record with 6391.
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Me and Guibeau are monsters right now, holy poo poo How stacked is Dallas?
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Aurora posted:Me and Guibeau are monsters right now, holy poo poo Not. Verviticus posted:why are people doing so much better now in the poo poo years of their career Because of attrition. All of the "good" players have all retired, they have not been replaced with game-generated players (save STL's Latypov), and the goons are still all in the 90s.
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Hockles posted:Notable Stats Wow, I was not expecting that. I had a monster performance post-trade deadline, hopefully that continues into the playoffs.
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End of 2027-28 Season Update Playoff Results LAK def SJS in 4 VAN def ANA in 6 DAL def COL in 5 NSH def MIN in 7 TOR def PIT in 5 FLA def TBL in 5 CAR def NYR in 4 WSH def NYI in 7 LAK def VAN in 7 NSH def DAL in 7 TOR def FLA in 5 WSH def CAR in 7 LAK def NSH in 5 TOR def WSH in 5 TOR def LAK in 7 Notable Stats Banks lead the league in Points; Buckaroo & Dangler are 3rd; Jones is 5th http://tinyurl.com/NHL-Create-A-Goon-2014 for Complete Stats NHL Awards Stanley Cup Champions Toronto Maple Leafs Presidents Trophy (Best Regular Season Record) Carolina Hurricanes Clarence S. Campbell Bowl (Western Conference Champion) Los Angeles Kings Prince of Wales Trophy (Eastern Conference Champion) Columbus Blue Jackets Art Ross Trophy (Most Points) Alex Guibeau -- Dallas Stars Hart Memorial Trophy (League MVP) Alex Guibeau -- Dallas Stars James Norris Memorial Trophy (Best Defenseman) Aurora Steidl -- Dallas Stars Lady Byng Memorial Trophy (Best Sportsmanship & Gentlemanly Conduct) Alex Guibeau -- Dallas Stars Calder Memorial Trophy (Rookie of the Year) Rene Therien -- Nashville Predators (Bergkamp's backup) Conn Smythe Trophy (Playoff MVP) Martijn van der Veen -- Toronto Maple Leafs Vezina Trophy (Best Goaltender) Martijn van der Veen -- Toronto Maple Leafs William M. Jennings Trophy (Goalie(s) on team with fewest Goals Against) Soup Athanatos -- Carolina Hurricanes Bill Masterton Memorial Trophy (Perserverence, Sportsmanship & Dedication to hockey) Kristian Hagelin -- Tampa Bay Lightning Frank J. Selke Trophy (Best Defensive Forward) Aleksandr Luzhin -- Florida Panthers Ted Lindsay Award (League MVP as voted by NHLPA) Alex Guibeau -- Dallas Stars Maurice "Rocket" Richard Trophy (Most Goals) Alex Guibeau -- Dallas Stars Upcoming Free Agents BUF -- P. Borkiwicz BUF -- P. O'Bourke CBJ -- E. Windros NJD -- C. Conway PHX -- C. Ripken Jr PIT -- B. McLargeHuge TBL -- H. Satonaka TOR -- sba Comments Toronto wins their second Cup since 2014. Guibeau sweeps the skater awards Steidl did win the Norris van der Veen gets his 2nd consecutive Vezina Luzhin breaks Hockles streak of 6 Selke trophies
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5 years between playoff appearances only to get swept by the Kings in the first round. At least McFlurry broke 1000 career points this season. 
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