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Saucer Crab
Apr 3, 2009




Travis Browne Knockout, 2
Miesha Tate Decision
Donald Cerrone Knockout, 3
Yoel Romero Knockout, 2

FOTN: Rafael dos Anjos vs. Khabib Nurmagomedov
POTN: Yoel Romero
POTN: Donald Cerrone

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individual865
Mar 26, 2007

Life on the outside ain't what it used to be.
Travis Browne Knockout, 3
Miesha Tate Decision
Edson Barboza Decision
Yoel Romero Decision

FOTN: Donald Cerrone vs. Edson Barboza
POTN: Travis Browne
POTN: Khabib Nurmagomedov

Bluedeanie
Jul 20, 2008

It's no longer a blue world, Max. Where could we go?



Fabricio Werdum Submission, 2
Miesha Tate Decision
Edson Barboza Knockout, 3
Yoel Romero Knockout, 2

FOTN: Miesha Tate vs. Liz Carmouche
POTN: Fabricio Werdum
POTN: Edson Barboza

Miching Mallecho
May 24, 2010

:yeshaha:
Liz you disappointed me but Fabricio you made up for it.

Chairman Kaga
Jun 3, 2006
I FAG EVERYTHING UP BECAUSE I AM A WHINEY CUNT!
Big card this weekend.

Lone Goat
Apr 16, 2003

When life gives you lemons, suplex those lemons.




Lloyd Boner posted:

Betting on the RNG you would be down $61.52.

Betting against the RNG, you would be up $34.71. Parlays you would be up $362.57 thanks to RNG shameful failures for UFC 171 and the TUF Nations finale.

Putting my entire savings against the RNG.

WINNERS AS PER WIKIPEDIA

Fabricio Werdum, Decision
Miesha Tate, Decision
Donald Cerrone, Submission, 1
Yoel Romero, Decision

FOTN: Thiago Alves vs Seth Baczynski
POTN: Alex White
POTN: Donald Cerrone

EVENT NINE RESULTS
pre:
Goon			Score	OTNs	Rank
yuriy			13	1	1
wooger			13	1	1
RNG			12	0	3
Tyree			12	0	3
venutolo		11	0	5
vainman			11	0	5
Ishin			11	0	5
Intel&Sebastian		10	1	8
MichingMallecho		10	1	8
Tangy Zizzle		10	1	8
golden oldies pete	10	1	8
Mr. Nice!		10	1	8
Saucer Crab		10	1	8
EricHall		10	0	14
Bluedeanie		10	0	14
Lloyd Boner		9	0	16
TheReverend		8	0	17
individual865		8	0	17
doverhog		7	1	19
Senordingdong		7	0	20
Lone Goat		7	0	20
-Atom-			7	0	20
Chairman Kaga		7	0	20
Macloud			7	0	20
canoshiz		6	0	25
The Maroon Ninja	6	0	25
MassRafTer		6	0	25
Roman Herbom		4	1	28
Max Awfuls		4	0	29
Niethan			3	0	30
LobsterMobster		3	0	30
kekekela		3	0	30
Szymanski		3	0	30
ChampRamp		0	1	34
TOP TWENTY OVERALL RANKINGS
pre:
Goon			Score	OTNs	Rank
MichingMallecho		126	8	1
Macloud			118	10	2
-Atom-			108	10	3
Senordingdong		106	7	4
ChampRamp		105	9	5
venutolo		104	10	6
TheReverend		103	9	7
Ishin			100	8	8
canoshiz		99	9	9
Tangy Zizzle		98	10	10
yuriy			97	9	11
LobsterMobster		97	7	12
golden oldies pete	96	9	13
EricHall		96	8	14
kekekela		96	7	15
Bluedeanie		95	8	16
Lloyd Boner		95	7	17
MassRafTer		94	8	18
wooger			94	7	19
Max Awfuls		92	7	20
I'm ruined!

yuriy and wooger got all four fights correct, scoring a respectable 13 out of 17 points, with Tyree and the RNG close behind. ChampRamp (more like ChumpRump) took a dump on this one, earning himself a Shameful Failure. MichingMallecho remains in the lead, widening the gap going into the last card of the season.

The DATABASE is a creaky mess and I've had to do a lot of slapdash repairs so please pay close attention to make sure your scores are coming out properly, this thing is a mess.

Next card up tomorrow. hopefully.

ChampRamp
Mar 29, 2010

:siren: SAVE_US.CHR :siren:
I poo poo the bed on that one

Lone Goat
Apr 16, 2003

When life gives you lemons, suplex those lemons.




Apr 26 - UFC 172

Jon Jones vs. Glover Teixeira
Phil Davis vs. Anthony Johnson
Luke Rockhold vs. Tim Boetsch
Jim Miller vs. Yancy Medeiros
Max Holloway vs. Andre Fili

FOTN:
POTN:
POTN:

FORM
SPREADSHEET

Lloyd Boner
Oct 11, 2009

Yes officer, my name is Victoria Sonnen...berg
Jon Jones Decision
Phil Davis Decision
Luke Rockhold Knockout, 1
Jim Miller Submission, 1
Andre Fili Decision

FOTN: Jon Jones vs. Glover Teixeira
POTN: Jim Miller
POTN: Luke Rockhold

Opal
May 10, 2005

some by their splendor rival the colors of the painters, others the flame of burning sulphur or of fire quickened by oil.
Glover Teixeira Knockout, 2
Phil Davis Decision
Tim Boetsch Knockout, 1
Jim Miller Submission, 2
Max Holloway Decision

FOTN: Jon Jones vs. Glover Teixeira
POTN: Glover Teixeira
POTN: Tim Boetsch

Kekekela
Oct 28, 2004
Jon Jones ko2
Anthony Johnson ko1
Luke Rockhold ko1
Jim Miller sub1
Max Holloway ko3

FOTN: Holloway/Fili
POTN: Rockhold
POTN: Jones

LobsterMobster
Oct 29, 2009

"I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"
Jones, TKO r2
Davis, submission r1
Rockhold, decision
Miller, submission r3
Fili, submission r2

FOTN: Duke vs Correia
POTN: Benavidez
POTN: Davis

Roman Herbom
Aug 2, 2006
The ships hung in the sky in much the same way that bricks don't
Jon Jones, Knockout, 4
Phil Davis, Decision
Luke Rockhold, Knockout, 1
Jim Miller, Submission, 1
Max Holloway, Decision

FOTN: Jon Jones vs. Glover Teixeira
POTN: Luke Rockhold
POTN: Jim Miller

individual865
Mar 26, 2007

Life on the outside ain't what it used to be.
Jon Jones Knockout, 2
Phil Davis Decision
Luke Rockhold Decision
Jim Miller Submission, 2
Andre Fili Decision

FOTN: Max Holloway vs. Andre Fili
POTN: Jon Jones
POTN: Jim Miller

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!
Teixerira, ko4
Davis, dec
Boetsch, ko1
Miller, dec
Fili, dec

FOTN: Jones/Glover
POTNS: Glover, Davis



gently caress Jon Jones, I hope Glover soaked up every minute of the Gus footage and lays hands.

Tyree
Sep 11, 2003

STRETCH

STRETCH

STRETCH
Jon Jones vs. Glover Teixeira (sub, rd2)
Phil Davis vs. Anthony Johnson (dec)
Luke Rockhold vs. Tim Boetsch (dec)
Jim Miller vs. Yancy Medeiros (sub, rd2)
Max Holloway vs. Andre Fili (ko, rd3)

FOTN: Holloway/Fili
POTN: Miller
POTN: Gomi

LobsterMobster
Oct 29, 2009

"I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

Intel&Sebastian posted:

Teixerira, ko4
Davis, dec
Boetsch, ko1
Miller, dec
Fili, dec

FOTN: Jones/Glover
POTNS: Glover, Davis



gently caress Jon Jones, I hope Glover soaked up every minute of the Gus footage and lays hands.

I don't think he had that Gattaca limb-lengthening process done, so it probably won't help much

EricHall
Aug 7, 2006
Jon Jones vs. Glover Teixeira -- SUB, RD. 4
Phil Davis vs. Anthony Johnson -- TKO, RD. 1
Luke Rockhold vs. Tim Boetsch -- TKO, RD. 2
Jim Miller vs. Yancy Medeiros -- Decision
Max Holloway vs. Andre Fili -- Decision

FOTN: Holloway/Fili
POTN: Johnson
POTN: Jones

Saucer Crab
Apr 3, 2009




Jon Jones Decision
Phil Davis Decision
Luke Rockhold Knockout, 2
Jim Miller Decision
Andre Fili Knockout, 1

FOTN: Jim Miller vs. Yancy Medeiros
POTN: Andre Fili
POTN: Luke Rockhold

Realized I put a POTN for a guy I had getting KOed, please change it if you would to this instead.

Lone Goat
Apr 16, 2003

When life gives you lemons, suplex those lemons.




Saucer Crab posted:

FOTN: Jim Miller vs. Yancy Medeiros
POTN: Andre Fili
POTN: Luke Rockhold

Realized I put a POTN for a guy I had getting KOed, please change it if you would to this instead.

Sure thing!

My pics should be in there, just waiting on the spreadsheet to quit being such a slowpoke.

e:

Lone Goat
Jon Jones, Submission, 2
Phil Davis, Decision
Luke Rockhold, Decision
Jim Miller, Decision
Andre Fili, Knockout, 2

FOTN: Max Holloway vs. Andre Fili
POTN: Danny Castillo
POTN: Jon Jones

RNG
Jon Jones, Knockout, 2
Anthony Johnson, Submission, 1
Tim Boetsch, Submission, 1
Yancy Medeiros, Decision
Andre Fili, Knockout, 1

FOTN: Chris Beal vs. Patrick Williams
POTN: Chris Beal
POTN: Joseph Benavidez

Lone Goat fucked around with this message at 22:17 on Apr 26, 2014

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!
Ive put potns on people I thought would lose before, it's just hedging

wooger
Apr 16, 2005

YOU RESENT?

Intel&Sebastian posted:

Ive put potns on people I thought would lose before, it's just hedging

Makes mores sense if you think they might get a finish, but otherwise will get decisioned.

Anyway, my picks:
Jones KO 3
Davis sub 3
Rockold KO 2
Yancy Medeiros Decision
Fili KO 2

FOTN: Gomi vs Valley-Flagg
POTN: Rock old
POTN: Fili

Bluedeanie
Jul 20, 2008

It's no longer a blue world, Max. Where could we go?



Glover Teixeira Knockout, 1
Phil Davis Decision
Luke Rockhold Knockout, 2
Jim Miller Decision
Andre Fili Decision

FOTN: Jim Miller vs. Yancy Medeiros
POTN: Glover Teixeira
POTN: Anthony Johnson

I picked with my :h: (and also picked Rockhold because that means Boetsch will win) but also hedged my bets for Rumble on POTN.

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!
Rough season for me. I still pick from the heart.

LobsterMobster
Oct 29, 2009

"I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

Intel&Sebastian posted:

Rough season for me. I still pick from the heart.

I pick with 3 times the heart anyone else picks with. I only pick with 80% of my critical thinking.

my picks were hacked

Lone Goat
Apr 16, 2003

When life gives you lemons, suplex those lemons.




Bluedeanie posted:

I picked with my :h: (and also picked Rockhold because that means Boetsch will win) but also hedged my bets for Rumble on POTN.

Intel&Sebastian posted:

Rough season for me. I still pick from the heart.

LobsterMobster posted:

I pick with 3 times the heart anyone else picks with. I only pick with 80% of my critical thinking.

my picks were hacked

I'm sure there's a lesson to be learned here, but who knows what it could be!

RESULTS AS PER WIKIPEDIA
Jon Jones, Decision
Anthony Johnson, Decision
Luke Rockhold, Submission, 1
Jim Miller, Submission, 1
Max Holloway, Submission, 3

FOTN: Takanori Gomi vs. Isaac Vallie-Flagg
POTN: Joseph Benavidez
POTN: Chris Beal


EVENT NINE RESULTS
pre:
Goon			Score	OTNs	Rank
kekekela		19	0	1
Roman Herbom		15	0	2
doverhog		14	0	3
canoshiz		14	0	3
venutolo		13	1	5
Tangy Zizzle		13	0	6
TheReverend		13	0	6
vainman			13	0	6
Lloyd Boner		13	0	6
golden oldies pete	12	0	10
ChampRamp		12	0	10
Szymanski		12	0	10
EricHall		12	0	10
-Atom-			11	1	14
Ishin			11	1	14
niethan			11	0	16
MichingMallecho		11	0	16
MassRafTer		11	0	16
LobsterMobster		10	1	19
yuriy			10	1	19
individual865		10	0	21
Tyree			10	0	21
Saucer Crab		10	0	21
Macloud			10	0	21
Chairman Kaga		10	0	21
Lone Goat		9	0	26
Max Awfuls		8	1	27
Dr. Pancakes		7	1	28
Mr. Nice!		7	0	29
the least weasel	7	0	29
RNG			6	2	31
wooger			6	1	32
Senordingdong		6	0	33
Bluedeanie		6	0	33
Fentry			3	1	35
Intel&Sebastian		3	0	36
UNOFICIAL TOP TWENTY RANKINGS
pre:
Goon			Score	OTNs	Rank
MichingMallecho		137	8	1
Macloud			128	10	2
-Atom-			119	11	3
venutolo		117	11	4
ChampRamp		117	9	5
TheReverend		116	9	6
kekekela		115	7	7
canoshiz		113	9	8
Senordingdong		112	7	9
Tangy Zizzle		111	10	10
Ishin			111	9	11
golden oldies pete	108	9	12
EricHall		108	8	13
Lloyd Boner		108	7	14
yuriy			107	10	15
LobsterMobster		107	8	16
MassRafTer		105	8	17
Roman Herbom		103	9	18
Bluedeanie		101	8	19
wooger			100	8	20
Max Awfuls		100	8	20
kekekela earned his second 1st place finish of the season, scoring 19 out of a possible 23 points on this card. But the true winner is Miching Mallecho who won the Season 13 GWGP with a healthy 9 point lead over the next closest finisher. Please contact TheReverend to sort out getting the belt. But MAKE SURE HE TAKES A PICTURE OF HIMSELF WEARING IT FIRST.

If you're unhappy with the way the results have been calculated (not because you made a bunch of lovely picks, but because something legit hosed up) check the DATABASE and point it out to me. This season has been a mess and I'm glad it's over!

I'll start sorting things out for next season, hope to have some information for you all in a couple days.

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!

-Atom-
Sep 13, 2003

Contrarian Dick

Bad At Everything
While I can't dougie in the slightest I feel like an honorary Alpha Male this season.

Next season it is mine.

Kekekela
Oct 28, 2004
A fine display of fake hustle to round out my travesty of a season

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!
I'm gonna be cold as ice next season, but luckily that still means I get to pick Chael Sonnen and enjoy the gently caress out of him steamrolling Wand.

Miching Mallecho
May 24, 2010

:yeshaha:
I don't have pm so I can be contacted at email received to start this whole title mailing started.

Thanks a lot for winning Jon, I still hate you. :haw:

Miching Mallecho fucked around with this message at 03:53 on Apr 29, 2014

TheReverend
Jun 21, 2005

YOU WANT IT? COME AND TAKE IT!


(I'll email you later today)

Also I'll have my wife take the photo

6th isn't so bad is it? :(

TheReverend
Jun 21, 2005

Email sent.

I want to take a second to thank all my fans and my family. I went out and gave it all I got. However where I live the pollen count has been in the 900s and I have bad seasonal allergies so I was no able to dedicate 100% to my MMA posting. I'm sure if I had more time to post instead of shopping for antihistamines, I would have won.

Lone Goat
Apr 16, 2003

When life gives you lemons, suplex those lemons.




I'm working on an experiment, and I want to try it out without it affecting the new season. So, next week's May 10 card is going to be an Exhibition Card in the same vein as the That One Card in Brazil One Night Openweight Championship we had before season 11, and then we'll start the season proper with the May 24 UFC 173 card.

It'll be up around Monday.

Lone Goat
Apr 16, 2003

When life gives you lemons, suplex those lemons.




Lone Goat posted:

I'm working on an experiment, and I want to try it out without it affecting the new season. So, next week's May 10 card is going to be an Exhibition Card in the same vein as the That One Card in Brazil One Night Openweight Championship we had before season 11, and then we'll start the season proper with the May 24 UFC 173 card.

It'll be up around Monday.

Hey folks, the experiment didn't quite pan out yet, there are still some bugs to wrinkle out so we're going to skip this card, and we'll be back for the next season before the card after.

Sorry!

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!
<3 goat

Chairman Kaga
Jun 3, 2006
I FAG EVERYTHING UP BECAUSE I AM A WHINEY CUNT!
Much love, thank you so much for doing this. You rule!!

Lone Goat
Apr 16, 2003

When life gives you lemons, suplex those lemons.




New season starting this week~

Half of the cards occur on the same day that another card takes place, which I'm sure will cause no end of disaster~

Where the gently caress are the picture of those clowns what have already won the belt, TheReverend~

May 24 - UFC 173
May 31 - UFC Fight Night: Munoz vs. Mousasi
ALSO May 31 - The Ultimate Fighter Brazil 3 Finale: Miocic vs. Maldonado
June 7 - UFC Fight Night: Henderson vs. Khabilov
June 14 - UFC 174
June 28 - UFC Fight Night: Swanson vs. Stephens
ALSO June 28 - UFC Fight Night: Te Huna vs. Marquardt
July 5 - UFC 175


May 24 - UFC 173
Renan Barão vs. T.J. Dillashaw
Dan Henderson vs. Daniel Cormier
Robbie Lawler vs. Jake Ellenberger
Takeya Mizugaki vs. Francisco Rivera
Jamie Varner vs. James Krause

FOTN:
POTN:
POTN:


FORM
SPREADSHEET

Opal
May 10, 2005

some by their splendor rival the colors of the painters, others the flame of burning sulphur or of fire quickened by oil.
Renan Barão Knockout, 2
Dan Henderson Decision
Robbie Lawler Knockout, 2
Takeya Mizugaki Decision
Jamie Varner Decision

FOTN: Renan Barão vs. T.J. Dillashaw
POTN: Robbie Lawler
POTN: Renan Barão

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Ewar Woowar
Feb 25, 2007

Right, I'm back for this season. Has the belt gone to NZ yet? Because IT'S TIME!

Renan Barão vs. T.J. Dillashaw R1 KO
Dan Henderson vs. Daniel Cormier Decision
Robbie Lawler vs. Jake Ellenberger Decision
Takeya Mizugaki vs. Francisco Rivera [b]Decision
Jamie Varner vs. [b]James Krause R2 Submission


FOTN: Lawler/Ellenberger
POTN: Tony Ferguson
POTN: Renan Barão

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