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Red posted:I go out for a BSS thread, I come home to the Seinfeld thread, and find Coffee And Pie treating his body like it was an amusement park! Who leaves a thread packed with ponies to come to a non-pony thread??
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TMMadman posted:You know what the Ukraine is? It's a sitting duck. A road apple, AuxPriest. The Ukraine is weak. It's feeble. I think it's time to put the hurt on the Ukraine.
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May 21, 2014 01:58
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Rageaholic Monkey posted:Ukraine is game to you?! HOW ABOUT I TAKE YOUR LITTLE BOARD AND SMASH!
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May 21, 2014 02:27
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Yeah, nobody beats him!
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May 21, 2014 03:23
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The kvorka... The lure of the animal!
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May 21, 2014 03:32
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You stink!
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May 21, 2014 03:41
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mojo1701a posted:Yeah, nobody beats him! I broke his thumbs! 
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May 21, 2014 05:08
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Root Bear posted:I broke his thumbs! Yeah, but he didn't sleep with both of 'em 
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May 21, 2014 06:25
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esperantinc posted:Yeah, but he didn't sleep with both of 'em And it was Pretty Good. 
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May 21, 2014 13:29
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That's the Commando 450 - I don't sell that one.
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May 21, 2014 14:04
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Gyshall posted:That's the Commando 450 - I don't sell that one. Well, I need a battery for this kind of a job. Can I at least steal a battery?
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May 21, 2014 15:13
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Come on Jerry, it's a lock! Kramer you've had this thing under control for three years now, don't start again! But it's a lock, Jerry!
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May 21, 2014 16:00
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AuxPriest posted:Come on Jerry, it's a lock! You won! See, that's a cooool-G, Daddy-O--now you gotta let it riiiide!
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May 21, 2014 16:16
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I NEED HOLES!
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May 21, 2014 16:18
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TMMadman posted:You won! See, that's a cooool-G, Daddy-O--now you gotta let it riiiide! Do you know whose mailbag that is? Son of Sam. The worst mass murderer the post office ever produced.
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May 21, 2014 16:18
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I took over his route. And boy were there a lot of dogs on that route.
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May 21, 2014 16:21
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AuxPriest posted:Come on Jerry, it's a lock! I spent all my money on the Clapgo D-29, the most impenetrable lock on the market! It has only one design flaw: the door...  MUST BE CLOSED!!
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May 21, 2014 16:30
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TMMadman posted:You won! See, that's a cooool-G, Daddy-O--now you gotta let it riiiide! Nobody carries wallets anymore. I mean, they went out with powdered wigs. Yeah, see here's what you need. Just a couple of cards and your bankroll. See, keep the big bills on the outside.
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May 21, 2014 16:55
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Foxhound posted:Nobody carries wallets anymore. I mean, they went out with powdered wigs. Yeah, see here's what you need. Just a couple of cards and your bankroll. See, keep the big bills on the outside. That's a five!
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May 21, 2014 17:09
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I'm in my early 20s and I've grown up with Seinfeld being just another "thing" in my life. Pretty sure my dad watched it all the time when I was a kid and it would be on in the background, so I had a general understanding of who the characters were and maybe a few plotlines here and there, but I never really sat down and watched an episode. Lately, I caught an episode somewhere. I think it was while I was waiting for something else to come on, or maybe it was after the 10 PM news on my local affiliate. Now, I'm hooked! I've been watching every episode in order, and I just finished Season 2. I am so in love with this show it's unreal. It's bittersweet, because I know it's going to end. I don't want it to! I've been trying to pace myself while watching but I just can't. I'll probably be here for a while. So yeah. That's my story... now I don't even remember why I started to write this post...
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May 21, 2014 17:26
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Well, good luck with all that!
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May 21, 2014 17:31
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In closing, these stories have not been embellished, because - they need no embellishment. They are simply, horrifyingly, the story of my life as a short, stocky, slow witted bald man. Thank you.
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May 21, 2014 17:42
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Aardvark Barber posted:I'm in my early 20s and I've grown up with Seinfeld being just another "thing" in my life. Pretty sure my dad watched it all the time when I was a kid and it would be on in the background, so I had a general understanding of who the characters were and maybe a few plotlines here and there, but I never really sat down and watched an episode. That's a shame.
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May 21, 2014 18:18
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...Uncle LEO?
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May 21, 2014 18:32
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Gyshall posted:That's the Commando 450 - I don't sell that one. The Commando 8 has arrived! 12,000 BTUs of RAW COOLING POWER! 
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May 21, 2014 19:06
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Capt. Sticl posted:The Commando 8 has arrived! 12,000 BTUs of RAW COOLING POWER! INSTALLED.
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May 21, 2014 19:07
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pyromance posted:I NEED HOLES! You owe me a quarter. That episode always bothered me because George made a big deal about making sure the machine didn't lose power, but you gotta figure there was at least one blackout that would kill power to the game (which probably wouldn't erase the scores anyways). haljordan fucked around with this message at 19:37 on May 21, 2014 |
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May 21, 2014 19:34
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We hammered out the logistics of transporting a Frogger machine without losing the scores in this thread already: http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3515794&pagenumber=799&perpage=40#post426804655
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May 21, 2014 20:03
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Who cares about eyebrows?
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May 21, 2014 20:20
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 My demeanor??
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Aardvark Barber posted:I'm in my early 20s and I've grown up with Seinfeld being just another "thing" in my life. Pretty sure my dad watched it all the time when I was a kid and it would be on in the background, so I had a general understanding of who the characters were and maybe a few plotlines here and there, but I never really sat down and watched an episode. It's okay. I've been watching nothing but Seinfeld over and over for the last 2 weeks and it gets better every playthrough.
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Aardvark Barber posted:I'm in my early 20s and I've grown up with Seinfeld being just another "thing" in my life. Pretty sure my dad watched it all the time when I was a kid and it would be on in the background, so I had a general understanding of who the characters were and maybe a few plotlines here and there, but I never really sat down and watched an episode. Please update as you go along 
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May 22, 2014 00:38
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Oh my god it's him!! IT'S THE PILOT!!
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AuxPriest posted:It's okay. I've been watching nothing but Seinfeld over and over for the last 2 weeks and it gets better every playthrough. We all get a little cuckoo sometimes George. I used to be like you. Berating personnel until they cried, calling managers on the field during a game, threatening to move the team to New Jersey just to upset people.
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potee posted:We all get a little cuckoo sometimes George. I used to be like you. Berating personnel until they cried, calling managers on the field during a game, threatening to move the team to New Jersey just to upset people. George Steinbrenner is my second favourite character to Frank. I like the Jimmy ep where George confuses him by talking in the 3rd person.
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Aardvark Barber posted:It's bittersweet, because I know it's going to end. I don't want it to! The bad news is that it ends. The good news is then you can move onto Curb Your Enthusiasm, and if you're still looking for more after that you can try It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia.
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Curb is like *watch 5 minutes* *Pause out of cringe/embarrassment* *repeat*
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Always Sunny scratches that sweet itch. I wish we had a Sunnys Quote thread but I lack the initiative to start one.
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MMM MUTTON!!
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