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Cat Plant
Feb 11, 2007

There used to be green cats but they turned into plants because they slept too much.

Sir Coq of Nandos posted:

Sup Canberra buddy.

There are dozens of us.

I'd recognize that post anywhere. Pretty sure one of my mates took his most expensive piss ever there. Right next to a cop.

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Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

Where we're going, we won't need eyes to see...

Nativity In Black
Oct 24, 2012

If you're gonna have roads, you're gonna have roadkill.

Is there any way I can get a higher res version of this edit?

Nostradingus
Jul 13, 2009

Memento posted:

Where we're going, we won't need fries to see...

GOTTA STAY FAI
Mar 24, 2005

~no glitter in the gutter~
~no twilight galaxy~
College Slice
...we're leaving.

freelop
Apr 28, 2013

Where we're going, we won't need fries to see



Nostradingus posted:


Memento posted:

Where we're going, we won't need fries to see...


Yoink

Ensign_Ricky
Jan 4, 2008

Daddy Warlord
of the
Children of the Corn


or something...

The MSJ posted:

Probably not the toughest name for a robot that is also a dinosaur.



Domo arigatto, dainobotto!

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

Ensign_Ricky posted:

Huh, so McDonald's came up with a new mascot for Happy Meals, did they? Let's just take a look...



With this, can we finally pronounce the "exaggerated lower eyelid as indicator of wacky zany wha-hey" cold and dead in its loving grave?

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

Ensign_Ricky posted:

Huh, so McDonald's came up with a new mascot for Happy Meals, did they? Let's just take a look...



Oh great, just when I thought the Annoying Orange craze was finally dying down they start applying it to other food items.

67 and still making love
Oct 7, 2005

Peek
a
BLARGH
Now combine it with Mystery of the Druids, or the face off the Fright Night poster.

The Maestro
Feb 21, 2006

Mr. Gibbycrumbles posted:

Hmmm, It's hard to tell from the background, but normally I'd have thought that it's a joke, and he's actually bending over facing the ground, gravity pulling his jowly cheek flesh forward to create that appearance.

I'm not sure that's the case though...

You really do post just to post don't you

Chard
Aug 24, 2010




Pastry of the Year posted:

With this, can we finally pronounce the "exaggerated lower eyelid as indicator of wacky zany wha-hey" cold and dead in its loving grave?

I've always read that expression as "They're forcing me to do this please god laugh so I can see my family again" and I feel that is the more accurate interpretation.

Kennel
May 1, 2008

BAWWW-UNH!

Nativity In Black posted:

Is there any way I can get a higher res version of this edit?

Only with higher res source material.

Phy
Jun 27, 2008



Fun Shoe

Kennel posted:

Only with higher res source material.


Oh great it's gone from terrified to telling me that I won't get allowance this week if I don't clean my room this instant mister.

I Am Crake
Mar 31, 2010

There is so much beautiful in the world if you look around. You are only looking at the dirt under your feet, Jimmy. It's not good for you.
It's pretty weird to see everyone freaking out about the new McDonald's mascot when they've been using it over here (NL) for at least a couple years now and nobody gives a poo poo because it's a fast food chain mascot.

sephiRoth IRA
Jun 13, 2007

"Science is not only compatible with spirituality; it is a profound source of spirituality."

-Carl Sagan

I Am Crake posted:

It's pretty weird to see everyone freaking out about the new McDonald's mascot when they've been using it over here (NL) for at least a couple years now and nobody gives a poo poo because it's a fast food chain mascot.

You're talked about the unwashed (by choice) goon masses, dude. Of course people give a poo poo. How am I supposed to get my x-large double quarter pounder combo with diet coke and side of nuggets now that I'm terrified of a picture they might put up in the drive thru where I might see it?

Admiral Bosch
Apr 19, 2007
Who is Admiral Aken Bosch, and what is that old scoundrel up to?

Where we're going, we won't need fries to see.

Ben Murphy
Sep 9, 2001

I like him in spite of the fact that he's not me.
?

Ben Murphy has a new favorite as of 13:31 on Sep 20, 2014

Jrbg
May 20, 2014

I Am Crake posted:

It's pretty weird to see everyone freaking out about the new McDonald's mascot when they've been using it over here (NL) for at least a couple years now and nobody gives a poo poo because it's a fast food chain mascot.

The choice is between disturbing pasty clown or some kind of crazed box with limbs. Hardly the best choice.

Honky MoFo
Aug 22, 2000

There are some mother fucking snakes on my mother fucking face!

Paladinus posted:

I know a guy, who looks almost exactly the same. But he's a singer-songwriter, so he had no problems with losing his virginity.

You know Billy Corgan?

DoctorWhat
Nov 18, 2011

A little privacy, please?

The MSJ posted:

Probably not the toughest name for a robot that is also a dinosaur.



For the record, his name is supposed to be Scorn.

Also that toy is awesome.

FinalGamer
Aug 30, 2012

So the mystic script says.

Bored
Jul 26, 2007

Dude, ix-nay on the oice-vay.

It'll be the cutest trampling death EVAR.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
Hurr!


Hummingbirds
Feb 17, 2011

http://i.imgur.com/MXyiUdV.jpg


mod edit: nswf for those who don't want a glimpse of a cock I guess

Somebody has a new favorite as of 01:24 on Jan 27, 2015

Dr Christmas
Apr 24, 2010

Berninating the one percent,
Berninating the Wall St.
Berninating all the people
In their high rise penthouses!
🔥😱🔥🔫👴🏻

I Am Crake posted:

It's pretty weird to see everyone freaking out about the new McDonald's mascot when they've been using it over here (NL) for at least a couple years now and nobody gives a poo poo because it's a fast food chain mascot.

Intentionally disquieting masked stalker did pretty well selling Burger King, so I can see executives thinking this would work.

budgieinspector
Mar 24, 2006

According to my research,
these would appear to be
Budgerigars.



From here.

Deadly Chlorine
Nov 8, 2009

The accumulated filth of all the dog poop and hairballs will foam up about their waists and all the catladies and dog crazies will look up and shout "Save us!"
... and I'll look down and whisper
"No."

PornHub's advertising stunts are always intentionally bizarrely hilarious, it's great. :allears:

Also where did the thread title come from? I did not remember seeing a whole lot of David Mitchell pictures in the previous thread.

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

Deadly Chlorine posted:

PornHub's advertising stunts are always intentionally bizarrely hilarious, it's great. :allears:

Also where did the thread title come from? I did not remember seeing a whole lot of David Mitchell pictures in the previous thread.

David Mitchell's cameo in Jarhead.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l47WKDeVWGU

N. Senada
May 17, 2011

My kidneys are busted
It's like a pandora's box just opened where nothing but shitposts about some british dude pour out.

karl fungus
May 6, 2011

Baeume sind auch Freunde
Why do you need to advertise a porn site?

a sexual elk
May 16, 2007

New UI?

AKA Pseudonym
May 16, 2004

A dashing and sophisticated young man
Doctor Rope

Deadly Chlorine posted:

PornHub's advertising stunts are always intentionally bizarrely hilarious, it's great. :allears:

Also where did the thread title come from? I did not remember seeing a whole lot of David Mitchell pictures in the previous thread.

In the gif thread somebody posted an image of some guy at sporting event clowning around with cotton candy. Somebody identified him as David Mitchell, who he kind-of-sort-of looked like maybe, and there was some question about whether they were being serious or not. As far as I know it become a running gag from there, but that could have all been part of the running gag I suppose.

DontMockMySmock
Aug 9, 2008

I got this title for the dumbest fucking possible take on sea shanties. Specifically, I derailed the meme thread because sailors in the 18th century weren't woke enough for me, and you shouldn't sing sea shanties. In fact, don't have any fun ever.

AKA Pseudonym posted:

In the gif thread somebody posted an image of some guy at sporting event clowning around with cotton candy. Somebody identified him as David Mitchell, who he kind-of-sort-of looked like maybe, and there was some question about whether they were being serious or not. As far as I know it become a running gag from there, but that could have all been part of the running gag I suppose.

The dude in the cotton candy gif looked nothing like David Mitchell. And that's what made it funny enough to become a dumb running gag.

Powershift
Nov 23, 2009


AKA Pseudonym posted:

In the gif thread somebody posted an image of some guy at sporting event clowning around with cotton candy. Somebody identified him as David Mitchell, who he kind-of-sort-of looked like maybe, and there was some question about whether they were being serious or not. As far as I know it become a running gag from there, but that could have all been part of the running gag I suppose.


Chicken, egg, who knows. It's really gotten out of hand, though.

Erebus
Jul 13, 2001

Okay... Keep your head, Steve boy...

karl fungus posted:

Why do you need to advertise a porn site?

If you're competing against a billion other sites that all do the same thing you do, better advertising is exactly what you need.

Serperoth
Feb 21, 2013




Erebus posted:

If you're competing against a billion other sites that all do the same thing you do, better advertising is exactly what you need.

This, pretty much. They aren't asking people to watch porn, they're asking people to watch their porn on PornHub. Similar to any ad about toilet paper or something, they know you're going to buy it, they want you to buy theirs.

Caufman
May 7, 2007

Serperoth posted:

This, pretty much. They aren't asking people to watch porn, they're asking people to watch their porn on PornHub. Similar to any ad about toilet paper or something, they know you're going to buy it, they want you to buy theirs.

The tobacco industry got wise of this, and managed to get a federal ban on cigarette ads to their benefit. Competing with advertisement is a lose-lose encounter.

JGdmn
Jun 12, 2005

Like I give a fuck.
I could've sworn I saw a magazine with cigarette ads in it just yesterday.

Not that anyone reads magazines.

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canis minor
May 4, 2011


While I was reading ^ my mate sent me this: pornhubcommentsonstockphotos.tumblr.com

Coincidence?!

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