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Doctor_Fruitbat
Jun 2, 2013



I don't think we'll ever hit peak Farage, because it just doesn't stop being funny; just slap his face on something and throw in the obligatory fag/pint and you're sorted. If there isn't a Godzilla Farage by the end of next week I'll be amazed.

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baka kaba
Jul 19, 2003

PLEASE ASK ME, THE SELF-PROFESSED NO #1 PAUL CATTERMOLE FAN IN THE SOMETHING AWFUL S-CLUB 7 MEGATHREAD, TO NAME A SINGLE SONG BY HIS EXCELLENT NU-METAL SIDE PROJECT, SKUA, AND IF I CAN'T PLEASE TELL ME TO
EAT SHIT

No way, the Xenomorph Farage was something special - especially the chest-burster, in mid-explosion but already armed with a fag and a steady pint :swoon:

At least now we know why the Faragosaurus died out, a lack of basic sustenance from the look of that glass

Kegluneq
Feb 18, 2011

Mr President, the physical reality of Prime Minister Corbyn is beyond your range of apprehension. If you'll just put on these PINKOVISION glasses...

Stottie Kyek posted:

Is the Mail really talking about trans people wanting to not be outed? It's barely even been a year since Lucy Meadows killed herself because The Mail harassed her and said she shouldn't be teaching schoolchildren because of her trans status. gently caress you, Mac, indeed.
Don't forget the corollary, that transwomen are just out to lie to and entrap men! Seriously though mac, please :vd:

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Ben Jennings on the housing bubble – The housing market poses the biggest risk to Britain's economic recovery as a shortage of new homes drives up prices, the governor of the Bank of England, Mark Carney, has warned"

Telegraph:

Nigel Farage attacked over Romanians 'slur'

Times:


Express:

:sun: It's hot! :supaburn:
Express's 2014 "It's hot!" Cartoon Count: 1

Badger of Basra
Jul 26, 2007

Cloud Potato posted:

Express:

:sun: It's hot! :supaburn:
Express's 2014 "It's hot!" Cartoon Count: 1

His Satan looks more like Cameron than his actual Cameron does.

baka kaba
Jul 19, 2003

PLEASE ASK ME, THE SELF-PROFESSED NO #1 PAUL CATTERMOLE FAN IN THE SOMETHING AWFUL S-CLUB 7 MEGATHREAD, TO NAME A SINGLE SONG BY HIS EXCELLENT NU-METAL SIDE PROJECT, SKUA, AND IF I CAN'T PLEASE TELL ME TO
EAT SHIT

Badger of Basra posted:

His Satan looks more like Cameron than his actual Cameron does.

The truth... revealed!

And there's definitely been at least one other IT'S HOT cartoon this year, with the couple out back in their sunglasses - update that count mister!

Cliff Racer
Mar 24, 2007

by Lowtax
But 76 F isn't hot? Not hot enough for a cartoon in May anyway.

Divorced And Curious
Jan 23, 2009

democracy depends on sausage sizzles

Cliff Racer posted:

But 76 F isn't hot? Not hot enough for a cartoon in May anyway.

English people can't handle warm weather. At all. Papers will cry "heat wave!" over temperatures which wouldn't be out of place in Los Angeles or Sydney... in winter.

forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

Corgis love bread. And Puro


I'm more surprised that the Express is apparently still talking in Fahrenheit. Though I suppose I shouldn't be, what with their readers tending to be of a slightly older vintage.

Kegluneq
Feb 18, 2011

Mr President, the physical reality of Prime Minister Corbyn is beyond your range of apprehension. If you'll just put on these PINKOVISION glasses...

forkboy84 posted:

I'm more surprised that the Express is apparently still talking in Fahrenheit. Though I suppose I shouldn't be, what with their readers tending to be of a slightly older vintage.

It's a standard tabloid thing I think. I honestly couldn't tell you if that was hot or not though.

Fluo
May 25, 2007

Cliff Racer posted:

But 76 F isn't hot? Not hot enough for a cartoon in May anyway.

Tony Jowns posted:

English people can't handle warm weather. At all. Papers will cry "heat wave!" over temperatures which wouldn't be out of place in Los Angeles or Sydney... in winter.

It's more so not being use to it. Compare someone living in Qatar with someone living in Hammerfest, Norway. Someone in Syndney would find 1C / 33 F "Super duper cold" when someone in Norway would be :smug: going "call that cold! it gets -15C here and we deal with it".

It's all about the large heat change, as in England you're normally not use to 26C/78F as the annual average max temp is around 15C/59F, min temp 7.8C/46F annually. So it does seem hot, I'm feeling it right now.

But ignore all this as goons from different countries love to go "call that cold :smug:" "call that hot :smug:".


Weather cartoons are poo poo though.



Kegluneq posted:

It's a standard tabloid thing I think. I honestly couldn't tell you if that was hot or not though.

It's perfect weather for making saisons, but yeah generally its hot. It's a weird thing news papers do, if it's hot they use fahrenheit (bigger number!) if it's cold they use celsius (smaller number!).

Fluo fucked around with this message at 10:49 on May 19, 2014

ClownSyndrome
Sep 2, 2011

Do you think love can bloom on bob-omb Battlefield?

forkboy84 posted:

I'm more surprised that the Express is apparently still talking in Fahrenheit. Though I suppose I shouldn't be, what with their readers tending to be of a slightly older vintage.

I wouldn't be surprised if they used Fahrenheit when it's warm, and Celsius when it's cold

Either that or :freep:'no EU metric system in my country!':freep:

Fluo
May 25, 2007

ClownSyndrome posted:

I wouldn't be surprised if they used Fahrenheit when it's warm, and Celsius when it's cold

Either that or :freep:'no EU metric system in my country!':freep:

Was just editing that into my post and saw you posted it when I hit submit edit lol.


It is a thing but mainly by Daily Mail, Daily Express and such. Stuff like the Guardian tend to just use celsius. http://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2014/may/19/britain-26c-fine-weather-beats-mediterranean

Kegluneq
Feb 18, 2011

Mr President, the physical reality of Prime Minister Corbyn is beyond your range of apprehension. If you'll just put on these PINKOVISION glasses...

ClownSyndrome posted:

I wouldn't be surprised if they used Fahrenheit when it's warm, and Celsius when it's cold

Either that or :freep:'no EU metric system in my country!':freep:

The latter probably plays into it, but I think Celsius-when-cold is correct. I don't remember Fahrenheit being used in winter at least.

The problem with temperatures (slightly) outside the norm in Britain is that our houses are generally lovely and freeze/overheat really easily. Yesterday wasn't incredibly hot but my bedroom was hideously humid last night :saddowns:

Fluo
May 25, 2007

Kegluneq posted:

The latter probably plays into it, but I think Celsius-when-cold is correct. I don't remember Fahrenheit being used in winter at least.

The problem with temperatures (slightly) outside the norm in Britain is that our houses are generally lovely and freeze/overheat really easily. Yesterday wasn't incredibly hot but my bedroom was hideously humid last night :saddowns:

Brick houses and all the insulation for the winters and such. My bedroom is hell in the summer because I'm below a converted attic (extra insulation) and above a garage (extra insulation). :(

Kegluneq
Feb 18, 2011

Mr President, the physical reality of Prime Minister Corbyn is beyond your range of apprehension. If you'll just put on these PINKOVISION glasses...

Fluo posted:

Brick houses and all the insulation for the winters and such. My bedroom is hell in the summer because I'm below a converted attic (extra insulation) and above a garage (extra insulation). :(
Does it have direct sunlight during the day too? I lived in a room like that and it felt like hell for 3/4 months of the year.

Rigged Death Trap
Feb 13, 2012

BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP

I don't know about you guys but my feet are freezing.

(It's maybe because the side my flat is on doesn't get any sun whatsoever.)

Doctor_Fruitbat
Jun 2, 2013


When I moved to Manchester I moved into an attic room that was freezing in the winter and boiling in the summer, so much so that I pressed a pair of freezer packs directly against my skin to cool me down at night.

Now I've moved into a top floor flat, which is... also freezing in the winter and boiling in the summer. :( Next payday I'm investing in bugnets, because as I learned last summer, my flat is a magnet for daddy longlegs and wasps when I open my windows.

Lovely flat otherwise, but in summer I'm assailed by unbearable weather and/or swarms of insects.

Doctor_Fruitbat fucked around with this message at 16:31 on May 19, 2014

Mr. Squishy
Mar 22, 2010

A country where you can always get richer.

I like this cartoon I think the metaphor's clever.

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"

baka kaba posted:

And there's definitely been at least one other IT'S HOT cartoon this year, with the couple out back in their sunglasses - update that count mister!

Cloud Potato posted:

Express:

:sun: It's not cold! :supaburn:

I dunno, it doesn't really get the "The weather is hot and that is bad! Why must hard-working British people suffer so!? Oh the humanity!" that a real 'It's hot!' cartoon does.

Guardian:

"Steve Bell on Serco and Yarl's Wood centre - Pressure grows for inquiry into how private outsourcing giant runs detention centre for women following sexual assault allegations"

Telegraph:

Chelsea Flower Show gardens unveiled with WW1 theme

Independent:


Times:


Mail:
"Pfiser has given up on it’s bid to take over AstraZenica."

quote:

“Pfiser have made their absolutely final bid for my AstraZenica share…Fifty five quid, a Viagra pill and a night of passion in Skegness.”

Express:

baka kaba
Jul 19, 2003

PLEASE ASK ME, THE SELF-PROFESSED NO #1 PAUL CATTERMOLE FAN IN THE SOMETHING AWFUL S-CLUB 7 MEGATHREAD, TO NAME A SINGLE SONG BY HIS EXCELLENT NU-METAL SIDE PROJECT, SKUA, AND IF I CAN'T PLEASE TELL ME TO
EAT SHIT

Cloud Potato posted:

I dunno, it doesn't really get the "The weather is hot and that is bad! Why must hard-working British people suffer so!? Oh the humanity!" that a real 'It's hot!' cartoon does.

Ah yeah you're right, I just had a vague memory of overhyped WOW!!! weather. "It's not cold!" hit the nail on the head really!

Hey technical arty people, what is it about Bell's style that makes it recognisable? I can't put my finger on it. That Yarl's Wood cartoon is basically some words in a typeface, a basic building and some wire lines, but I know it's his immediately. Is it the sort of watercolour paint, or the line style, or what?

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Steve Bell on Ukip's carnival – A Ukip rally in Croydon descended into a farce when supporters clashed with members of the public"

Telegraph:

Labour leader called 'out of touch' after embarrassing campaign slips

Yesterday's Independent:

Ed Miliband sets out Labour's minimum wage plans

Independent:


Times:


Mail:
"Abu Hamza has been found guilty of terrorist crimes by an American court."

quote:

“Aint that nice, Sarge? His human rights will have been violated if he can’t serve his sentence in one of those really tough open prisons in the UK.”

Express:

woke wedding drone
Jun 1, 2003

by exmarx
Fun Shoe
That's cute, mac's shorthand for "heavily armed Yank police" is "double-barrel shotguns." Maybe for heavily armed police 140 years ago.

Mr. Squishy
Mar 22, 2010

A country where you can always get richer.
I demand up-to-the-minute accuracy in my cartoon stereotypes.
I like how they're all fat.

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon
Bell's Farage cracks me up.

Doctor_Fruitbat
Jun 2, 2013


Of course the Mail and Express prefer the US prison system. They can still gently caress right off though.

Puntification
Nov 4, 2009

Black Orthodontromancy
The most British Magic

Fun Shoe

Kurtofan posted:

Bell's Farage cracks me up.

It's pretty amazing.

Taciturn Tactician
Jan 27, 2011

The secret to good health is a balanced diet and unstable healing radiation
Lipstick Apathy

I can't find the fox tail in this one, is it supposed to be that weird orange streak on the mug?

E: on reflection my previous joke didn't really make sense

Taciturn Tactician fucked around with this message at 13:12 on May 21, 2014

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon
Lucky bastard has TWO rolls of toilet paper for himself :argh:

What kind of weird detail is that?

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
And he can't use either.

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
:siren::derp::yayclod::ducksiren: EUROPEAN ELECTION DAY! :ducksiren::yayclod::derp::siren:

Don't forget to find your nearest polling station and give a politician your kisses today!

Guardian:

"Steve Bell on Prince Charles and Vladimir Putin - Steve Bell on Prince Charles comments in Canada likening Vladimir Putin to Adolf Hitler"

Telegraph:

Voters advised not to take selfies in polling booths

Independent:


Times:


Express:

stefania_r
Sep 2, 2011

Cloud Potato posted:

:siren::derp::yayclod::ducksiren: EUROPEAN ELECTION DAY! :ducksiren::yayclod::derp::siren:

Don't forget to find your nearest polling station and give a politician your kisses today!

I'm starting to mentally prepare myself to go to the voting booth and quietly weep over the selection on the voting slip.

Cloud Potato posted:


Independent:



Is it portraying weak, big eared Charles trying to ineffectively smear big, masculine Putin (his masculinity evidenced by numerous staged photos of bald chested Vladimir wrestling with bears) on Ukraine?

If so I don't like it.

But I dislike Putin a lot so I might be biased.

baka kaba
Jul 19, 2003

PLEASE ASK ME, THE SELF-PROFESSED NO #1 PAUL CATTERMOLE FAN IN THE SOMETHING AWFUL S-CLUB 7 MEGATHREAD, TO NAME A SINGLE SONG BY HIS EXCELLENT NU-METAL SIDE PROJECT, SKUA, AND IF I CAN'T PLEASE TELL ME TO
EAT SHIT


Is one talking to one?


Forums Terrorist
Dec 8, 2011

stefania_r posted:

I'm starting to mentally prepare myself to go to the voting booth and quietly weep over the selection on the voting slip.


Is it portraying weak, big eared Charles trying to ineffectively smear big, masculine Putin (his masculinity evidenced by numerous staged photos of bald chested Vladimir wrestling with bears) on Ukraine?

If so I don't like it.

But I dislike Putin a lot so I might be biased.

He's putting his foot in it.

stefania_r
Sep 2, 2011

Forums Terrorist posted:

He's putting his foot in it.

That makes sense. Thanks Forum Terrorist.

Mr Phillby
Apr 8, 2009

~TRAVIS~
Am I the only one who feels wierdly proud of Paul Thomas for drawing a cartoon with an actual real joke in it?

Betjeman
Jul 14, 2004

Biker, Biker, Biker GROOVE!

Mr Phillby posted:

Am I the only one who feels wierdly proud of Paul Thomas for drawing a cartoon with an actual real joke in it?

No, best Thomas cartoon ever.

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon
Also the mooks don't look like his usual cucumber nosed double chinned people.

LemonDrizzle
Mar 28, 2012

neoliberal shithead

baka kaba posted:

Is one talking to one?
Needs more Sheikh of Wales.

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baka kaba
Jul 19, 2003

PLEASE ASK ME, THE SELF-PROFESSED NO #1 PAUL CATTERMOLE FAN IN THE SOMETHING AWFUL S-CLUB 7 MEGATHREAD, TO NAME A SINGLE SONG BY HIS EXCELLENT NU-METAL SIDE PROJECT, SKUA, AND IF I CAN'T PLEASE TELL ME TO
EAT SHIT

Or does it

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