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The anime-tabletop connection is two-fold.
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Open the door, guns on the floor Everyone walk the robosaur
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May 23, 2014 01:20
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AstroWhale posted:Was I the only one that noticed the weird moonwalk the guard made? The move of doom!!
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May 23, 2014 01:23
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Maybe all the backwards decals are so at least one side can be read when using rear-view mirrors for other goofy looking vehicle pilots? Yeah, that'll work as an explanation!
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May 23, 2014 01:53
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Suspicious Dish posted:About Us
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May 23, 2014 02:00
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Did you guys do a lot of cuts in that video, or is the game naturally this disjointed?
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May 23, 2014 02:08
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Cantorsdust posted:Did you guys do a lot of cuts in that video, or is the game naturally this disjointed? I only cut between failed runs during gameplay. I am George Lucas with A Camera and B Camera.
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May 23, 2014 02:43
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judge reinhold posted:I only cut between failed runs during gameplay. I am George Lucas with A Camera and B Camera. This game has robots, Zero had robots. It's like poetry, they rhyme.
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May 23, 2014 03:02
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I struggle so hard to parse the games dialogue that my head hurts but then they start fighting business astronauts and everything is ok again.
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May 23, 2014 03:53
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This game seems like if you put a bowl of water in the microwave
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May 23, 2014 05:27
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My money is on this game being like that game you played in elementary school where you fold up a piece of paper and one kid draws the head, one draws the torso, and the third draws the legs. Only in MindJack's case, no one knows what they were supposed to draw so they just guessed.
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May 23, 2014 05:33
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Obviously stairs are a luxury item because everything is thwarted by them. Rather than invent something that could navigate stairs, they just made stairs a violation of building codes, and now only rich people can afford to bribe the right officials when it comes time to replace them.
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May 23, 2014 05:36
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Stairs are a luxury item because they provide valuable protection against government doombas.
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May 23, 2014 05:43
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Is it me or was fedora-man wearing an Affliction t-shirt? 
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May 23, 2014 06:59
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Geop posted:Is it me or was fedora-man wearing an Affliction t-shirt? I saw a sweet 80's Hawaiian T personally.
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May 23, 2014 09:04
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I like the reasoning behind the Shotgun/Rocket Launcher enemies. : We can't have then rushing the players, we should make them slow and tough. : I BET IT WOULD BE HARD TO RUN IN A SPACESUIT!
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May 23, 2014 11:01
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I was tearing with laughter during the NERKAS bit. It's impossible to top Ride to Hell but drat if this game isn't making an effort.
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May 23, 2014 11:33
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dantheman650 posted:I was tearing with laughter during the NERKAS bit. It's impossible to top Ride to Hell but drat if this game isn't making an effort. I don't think anything will ever top RtH for sheer insanity and crazy broken animations/gameplay though.
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May 23, 2014 13:53
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What this game glosses over is how huge NERKAS is. See, NERKAS is basically what happens if Umbrella was as successful and popular as Microsoft (in terms of Windows, not the Xbone). In addition to creating loving everything in this universe (note that the barriers in the airport had the NERKAS logo), they revolutionized the world by creating the Mindwave technology. This headset let people control all technology with their mind, not just basic appliances. Have a safety pamphlet! http://www.mindjackgame.com/na/assets/download/NerkasSolutions-MindHacking.pdf
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May 23, 2014 18:03
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FlamingLiberal posted:Between RtH, Dark, and this horrible abomination, we've got some quality LP madness. This game is gonna have a real hard time topping Dark's final boss.
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May 23, 2014 18:14
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SSNeoman posted:This headset let people control all technology with their mind, not just basic appliances.
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May 23, 2014 18:15
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SelenicMartian posted:Oh, man... Does that include flushing a toilet? Good question.
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May 23, 2014 18:19
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SelenicMartian posted:Oh, man... Does that include flushing a toilet? Depends. If the toilet has glowing blue LEDs, then yes.
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May 23, 2014 18:46
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SSNeoman posted:Have a safety pamphlet! http://www.mindjackgame.com/na/assets/download/NerkasSolutions-MindHacking.pdf Hahahaha! Where did you find that on the website? I saw a news thing that had a picture of that pamphlet, but when I clicked on it I got some story about a Boost energy drink.
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May 23, 2014 20:29
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I added a new character bio to the secondary post.
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May 24, 2014 15:26
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judge reinhold posted:I added a new character bio to the secondary post. Randy Johnson is the true hero of MindJack.
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May 24, 2014 15:34
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He's like the Radio Operator guy from Spec Ops.
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May 24, 2014 15:45
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It's always hilarious to see you take over a civilian who then immediately produces and shoots accurately with a firearm.
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May 26, 2014 03:53
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Glazius posted:It's always hilarious to see you take over a civilian who then immediately produces and shoots accurately with a firearm. Machine Gun Grandma is an American hero.
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May 26, 2014 04:35
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Ah, this game uses Radiant AI.
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May 26, 2014 05:12
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Happy memorial day everybody. Let's try to remember the plot in honor of it. It turns out the nefarious NERKAS is giving its customers brain tumors and trying to cover it up. Rebecca was trying to expose the company, possibly leading to the endless amount of Squawkers pursuing her and Jim. Jim and Rebecca have to survive long enough to learn all the NERKAS-related secrets. Just who runs this NERKAS, and what does he or she have to gain by tumorizing so many brains? What grandiose location will the two cavort to next? Watch and find out!  
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May 26, 2014 14:38
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"MORE?" "HOW MANY OF THESE GUYS ARE THERE" and variations thereof really seem to be about half the dialogue in this stupid game.
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May 26, 2014 15:20
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Wow the AI in this game is certainly... a thing? Who cares about good AI when you have so much enemy variety. Truly that is more important.
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May 26, 2014 15:27
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I wonder if weaponized chimps are a big seller for Nerkas,
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May 26, 2014 17:23
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So all of those cargo crates said "excitement" in German. (Spannung, a.k.a. Spoon-nanny). Obviously they're full of copies of MindJack just waiting to be sold!
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May 26, 2014 18:27
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 You can't hide from me, judge.
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May 26, 2014 18:29
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We're teaching a lot in the thread, but we're also learning. I think that's important.
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May 26, 2014 18:34
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A lot of people itt seem confused about the plot of this game, and I'm not going to lie it is a sticky web of intrigue. HOWEVER I can't help but fault the op for somehow forgetting to upload the game's actual introduction that sets everything up in advance! Luckily I managed to find it on youtube. I hope this clears things up https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=85EsAAgt27E
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May 26, 2014 22:44
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This game is Picasso's blue period.
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bhlaab posted:A lot of people itt seem confused about the plot of this game, and I'm not going to lie it is a sticky web of intrigue. HOWEVER I can't help but fault the op for somehow forgetting to upload the game's actual introduction that sets everything up in advance! Wow! This is good! I like the use of Papyrus at the end, the icing on the cake.
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