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Byers2142
May 5, 2011

Imagine I said something deep here...

windshipper posted:

You have no idea how amazing you are right now, do you?

Majuju is a gift.

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Propaganda Machine
Jan 2, 2005

Truthiness!

Majuju posted:

AND THE EEL'S IN THE CRADLE AND THE SILVER SPOON

LITTLE BUNCH BLUE AND THE MAN IN THE PILE

WHEN'S CENA COMING HOME

BOY HE DON'T KNOW WHEN

BUT WE'LL GET VOTED OUT, THEN

We'll all be voted out :(

windshipper
Jun 19, 2006

Dr. Whet Faartz would like to know if this smells funny to you?

Byers2142 posted:

Next challenge spotted! Remember, YPM, you're our captain.

Asiina
Apr 26, 2011

No going back
Grimey Drawer
Round 6! It's Skinty and YPM!

-snip-

How many Pairs of Pelicans?

Fast Luck
Feb 2, 1988

CapnAndy posted:

Ducks have corkscrew penises, do you know where I learned that

In SAS

During a gameday thread
That was signal, not noise

Byers2142
May 5, 2011

Imagine I said something deep here...

Fast Luck posted:

That was signal, not noise

It is educational.

IcePhoenix
Sep 18, 2005

Take me to your Shida

I'm on a 1920x1080 monitor and that broke my tables

Disco Spider
Oct 31, 2012

IcePhoenix posted:

I'm on a 1920x1080 monitor and that broke my tables

Curse you Stefan Helming!

CapnAndy
Feb 27, 2004

Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

IcePhoenix posted:

I'm on a 1920x1080 monitor and that broke my tables
BOOTSTRAP A BIGGER MONITOR AND SUCK IT UP, COWBOY

Disco Spider
Oct 31, 2012

How many piles of penises?

windshipper
Jun 19, 2006

Dr. Whet Faartz would like to know if this smells funny to you?

CapnAndy posted:

BOOTSTRAP A BIGGER MONITOR AND SUCK IT UP, COWBOY

YEAH! WHAT HE SAID!

IcePhoenix
Sep 18, 2005

Take me to your Shida

CapnAndy posted:

BOOTSTRAP A BIGGER MONITOR AND SUCK IT UP, COWBOY

I CAN'T DO IT CAPN, SHE DON'T HAVE THE POWER

windshipper
Jun 19, 2006

Dr. Whet Faartz would like to know if this smells funny to you?

Disco Spider posted:

How many piles of penises?

No piles.

Just a single penis.

Byers2142
May 5, 2011

Imagine I said something deep here...

Disco Spider posted:

How many piles of penises?

None, one's a vagina. One lone penis does not a pile make.

windshipper
Jun 19, 2006

Dr. Whet Faartz would like to know if this smells funny to you?

Byers2142 posted:

None, one's a vagina. One lone penis does not a pile make.

BEATEN!

Point to Hurf!

CapnAndy
Feb 27, 2004

Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.
Ducks really shouldn't be allowed to breed, they are gross

windshipper
Jun 19, 2006

Dr. Whet Faartz would like to know if this smells funny to you?
Damnit, that woulda worked if JC was still here...

Byers2142
May 5, 2011

Imagine I said something deep here...

windshipper posted:

BEATEN!

Point to Hurf!

gently caress you, I defined the mystery item vagina!

Majuju
Dec 30, 2006

I had a beer with Stephen Miller once and now I like him.

CapnAndy posted:

Ducks really shouldn't be allowed to breed, they are gross

Nobody listen to this eugenics-spouting quack!

Propaganda Machine
Jan 2, 2005

Truthiness!

Byers2142 posted:

None, one's a vagina. One lone penis does not a pile make.

Maybe not your penis...

Winson_Paine
Oct 27, 2000

Wait, something is wrong.

CapnAndy posted:

Ducks really shouldn't be allowed to breed, they are gross

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_1v_EcjeIkg

windshipper
Jun 19, 2006

Dr. Whet Faartz would like to know if this smells funny to you?

Majuju posted:

Nobody listen to this eugenics-spouting quack!

What a species-ist he is amirite?

Asiina
Apr 26, 2011

No going back
Grimey Drawer
Skinty guessed 24, YPM guessed 84. The correct answer is 34! That's a point for Hurf and that's 5!



HURF WINS TRIBAL IMMUNITY

and more importantly

THIS SHITSHOW OF A CHALLENGE IS OVER!

Asiina fucked around with this message at 03:49 on May 23, 2014

Fast Luck
Feb 2, 1988

84? :wtc:

Disco Spider
Oct 31, 2012
well done stinky

windshipper
Jun 19, 2006

Dr. Whet Faartz would like to know if this smells funny to you?

Asiina posted:

Stinky guessed 24, YPM guessed 84. The correct answer is 34! That's a point for Hurf and that's 5!



HURF WINS TRIBAL IMMUNITY

and more importantly

THIS SHITSHOW OF A CHALLENGE IS OVER!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rY0WxgSXdEE

Your Personal Muse
Oct 5, 2010

what a cool dude
Fun Fact: I didn't see the picture

IcePhoenix
Sep 18, 2005

Take me to your Shida

Asiina posted:

THIS SHITSHOW OF A CHALLENGE IS OVER!

Truly we are all winners today.

Especially Hurf, because we won.

Byers2142
May 5, 2011

Imagine I said something deep here...

Your Personal Muse posted:

Fun Fact: I didn't see the picture

The most authentic ending we could have had.

Winson_Paine
Oct 27, 2000

Wait, something is wrong.
WHICH SHAWN MICHAELS WILL SHOW UP TONIGHT? WILL IT BE THE SHOWSTOPPER, OR THE HEARTBREAK KID?

Winson_Paine
Oct 27, 2000

Wait, something is wrong.

Winson_Paine posted:

WHICH SHAWN MICHAELS WILL SHOW UP TONIGHT? WILL IT BE THE SHOWSTOPPER, OR THE HEARTBREAK KID?

I hope it is the Showstopper, so he can stop this show.

Propaganda Machine
Jan 2, 2005

Truthiness!

Your Personal Muse posted:

Fun Fact: I didn't see the picture

YPM is blind can we re-do the challenge please.

CapnAndy
Feb 27, 2004

Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.
No mods no masters

No Durf victories

Skinty McEdger
Mar 9, 2008

I have NEVER received the respect I deserve as the leader and founder of The Masterflock, the internet's largest and oldest Christopher Masterpiece fan group in all of history, and I DEMAND that changes. From now on, you will respect Skinty McEdger!

:siren:HEY GUYS JOHN CENA GAVE ME SPECIAL EXEMPTION TO REPOST THIS CHATLOG :siren:


g rody 1:56 am
IM HERE
TO RECEIVE YOUR NUMBER
AND TO MAIL IT TO ASIINA
ITS NATO ALL OVER AGAIN!!!!!!!!

skintedger1 1:57 am
24 pairs

g rody 1:57 am
sent
i did it
i am the champ
i am
so
funny stroy
i set my phone alarm
to wake me up at 5
so i'd be able to run the challenge
i forgot to put it across the room in its dock like i usually do though.
this resulted in it going off on my bedside

g rody 1:58 am
and me in a mostly asleep delirium throwing it into my trashcan
and sleeping in
i have a 101 degree fever, coughing and a leaky nose
but hey i tried
NEVER FLY DELTA
that is the moral

skintedger1 1:59 am
Please can I have exemption to post this im convo in the thread?

g rody 2:00 am
only if you include the end bit sure

Asiina
Apr 26, 2011

No going back
Grimey Drawer
9:05 PM - Asiina: should we make it friday for TC?
9:05 PM - grody: friday friday gottagetdownonfriday

Tribal Council will be Friday, starting at 6pm.

Propaganda Machine
Jan 2, 2005

Truthiness!
To be fair, Delta is terrible.

As is US Airways.

Basically, just take the drat bus.

Byers2142
May 5, 2011

Imagine I said something deep here...

Propaganda Machine posted:

To be fair, Delta is terrible.

As is US Airways.

Basically, just take the drat bus.

Fun fact; I once rode Greyhound home from school sitting next an escaped convict. Sorry, a convict on a "48-hour pass" from prison.

Fun times.

Fast Luck
Feb 2, 1988

Are you sure it wasn't an 84-hour pass?

Asiina
Apr 26, 2011

No going back
Grimey Drawer
I rode the greyhound once and the air conditioner was right over my head and it was leaking. It's okay though because they duct taped a plastic bag to the underside to catch all the A/C water.

Nothing more relaxing than a bag full of chemical water over your head for 4 hours.

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Propaganda Machine
Jan 2, 2005

Truthiness!

Asiina posted:

I rode the greyhound once and the air conditioner was right over my head and it was leaking. It's okay though because they duct taped a plastic bag to the underside to catch all the A/C water.

Nothing more relaxing than a bag full of chemical water over your head for 4 hours.

A friend way back when had this going on. It was a big loft apartment with a leaky roof towards the back. Landlord duct taped a lasagna pan under the leak with a hose running out, along about 20ft of ceiling, and out through the window.

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