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Im self aware, ive just accepted my status as a piece of poo poo
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Oh, word. Well, i thought it didnt gently caress w guys. I dunno, my dick only burns when i cut pepper and touch my dong
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May 24, 2014 01:28
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HPV is responsible for genital warts in addition to cancer. And while only women can get cervical cancer, men can get dick cancer and oral cancers, so that's something to look forward to. Gardasil prevents the two most common strands that cause genital warts and the two most common strands that cause cancer. Anyone can get the vaccine, girls and guys.
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May 24, 2014 01:32
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i like nice words
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Would i be well served to get it if i frequently have unprotected sex w different partners as a male?
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May 24, 2014 01:35
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Fetus Tree posted:Would i be well served to get it if i frequently have unprotected sex w different partners as a male? You probably already have it and are just currently asymptomatic so it won't do your filthy genitals any good anyway.
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May 24, 2014 01:37
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Grats, no reason to use a condom anymore
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May 24, 2014 01:38
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Ausmund posted:How reliable is birth control? I have a vague understanding of how it works. Probably my greatest fear is getting a girl pregnant. That is just unthinkable to me. I'd rather get run over by a bus. I also think its why I've been kind of content not having sex and just whacking it for all these years. If I started having sex I think I'd have a strict rule where I would use a condom every single time no matter the circumstance. But what if I screw it up? They can be used wrong can't they? I'm bound to. I know tons of people that have had unplanned kids who otherwise understand how birth-control works. Birth control taken properly is pretty effective BUT it doesn't stop you from catching STDs like herpes, AIDS, multidrug resistant gonorrhea, or if she has a colony of scorpions living up there waiting to sting your dick. Wear a condom every time unless you are in a long term monogamous relationship and both of you have gotten tested several times and you 100% trust them with your life. Condoms aren't infallible but they work quite well. Don't put them on inside out, don't reuse them, and don't use oil based lube. Those are the vast majority of condom failure cases or not using one at all and assuming one time won't matter. Buy some and practice if you are worried. Hanging out with a sex partner you like post sex is fun unless all your interactions with people come from your copy of How to Blend in with Humans 2nd edition. Normal people can cuddle as you fill out each others post sex evaluation and free response essay. Where post jerk off you are probably still looking at whatever weird alien fetish porn you like but not turned on at all but have to wipe the cum off your keyboard and feel like poo poo because you jerked off alone instead of banging a hot orifice like you wanted to.
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May 24, 2014 01:39
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Fetus Tree posted:Im self aware, ive just accepted my status as a piece of poo poo Well conquistador you did defend known rapist of a child Aaron P. "Aatrek" Nadler.
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May 24, 2014 01:43
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car dance posted:Also the fact that people in it are sad and lonely enough to gently caress ugly people without having any kind of self awareness about what it means that they say things like that. But what if both people are ugly? Is it okay to have sex with another ugly person? edit: coming back to this, I am actually confused about what you're trying to say. meataidstheft fucked around with this message at 01:53 on May 24, 2014 |
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May 24, 2014 01:44
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hey hey hey everyone is beautiful on the inside except zergfluid.
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NomChompsky posted:hey hey hey everyone is beautiful on the inside Ive taken some butthole selfies that disprove this theory. I know im not alone.
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May 24, 2014 01:49
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Ausmund posted:
Not so experienced obviously, but I found it pretty easy to just relax and enjoy it. Then again, when I'm by myself the thought of doing it with another person is more desirable than not. Octy fucked around with this message at 02:01 on May 24, 2014 |
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May 24, 2014 01:58
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meataidstheft posted:But what if both people are ugly? Is it okay to have sex with another ugly person? The point is that they are both ugly. You were right in your first instinct.
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May 24, 2014 02:02
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car dance posted:The point is that they are both ugly. You were right in your first instinct. Are you saying ugly people aren't supposed to have sex with each other? If so I am in big trouble with the sex government. VVV hahah oh yes, the delusional people. meataidstheft fucked around with this message at 02:23 on May 24, 2014 |
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May 24, 2014 02:14
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No, they should, but it sucks when one of the ugly people thinks they are hot and get upset that they have to gently caress ugly people. They are also ugly so it's good to gently caress them. I just imagine the ugly girls people post about on the internet being like "eh, I was really horny the other night so I invited this dude over and he wasn't that attractive. the sex was awful, whatever."
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May 24, 2014 02:17
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As long as each person thinks theyre the hot one i'd say mission accomplished
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May 24, 2014 02:24
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meataidstheft posted:I mean it's expensive (edit: and painful I would imagine), but if you don't ever want to have children you could get yourself a vasectomy? Then you could go sharp shootin' all over the place no problem! Actually. It's pretty cheap with decent insurance, since it's an outpatient procedure (Office visit copay). The doctor's'll give you sweet pain pills, too. My ex-husband couldn't take the pain pills because they made him sick, but lots of tylenol seemed to work ok. I think it was 10 days of recovery, most of which he still worked. Just no sex for the 10 days. And I think 3 weeks before all of the sperm is out of the system. The doctor's office checked semen samples that we had to bring in.
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SpaceGoatFarts posted:The obsession of some goons with baby dicks is disturbing. so you're saying grown men thinking about baby dicks isn't disturbing conq/fetus tree parachute spotted
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May 24, 2014 02:27
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And yet women are still not allowed to have voluntary tubal ligation. Well, at least my bitch gyno wouldn't refer me because "You'll change your mind". Uhhh no skank I have disease, mental illness and other undesirable traits that need not be passed on to the future. Sorry that didn't have anything to do with anything I'm just super pissed about it.
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May 24, 2014 02:29
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show her your posts and she'll understand
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May 24, 2014 02:30
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I dunno I think maybe physical attractiveness is only one single component of what attracts people to each other so maybe try not so much to make sure that the person you're keen on is the appropriate attractiveness level and just worry about whether you actually like them or not.
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May 24, 2014 02:33
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meataidstheft posted:And yet women are still not allowed to have voluntary tubal ligation. Tbf, it took some convincing to get my doctor to give me a vasectomy, and I already had twins. Doctors take sterilization seriously, particularly when it is pretty much permanent.
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May 24, 2014 02:36
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Robo Reagan posted:show her your posts and she'll understand I know you're mocking me but this actually isn't a bad idea
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May 24, 2014 02:37
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Bored posted:
What? You scared of your butt? Or if you are a woman scared of men's butts? Or are you just scared more men will realize how awesome their  is and that they don't need you or your pussy cartel?Men please use my referral link when signing up to be gay. You'll get a voucher for a free blowjob. Kidding they're always free!
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meataidstheft posted:And yet women are still not allowed to have voluntary tubal ligation. No. Women are also allowed to have their tubes tied if they would like to. It's just much more invasive and comes with a few extra issues. But, yeah, the doctor kept trying to make sure we knew what we were doing. He also kept glaring at me like I talked my husband into it or something.
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May 24, 2014 03:01
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How dare you not accept his seed you harpy!
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May 24, 2014 03:02
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My gf doesnt want kids...dyke
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May 24, 2014 03:07
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I can't believe how this thread has mutated and grown. I am a low status black male. Can anyone tell me what it is like to make love to a white woman without having to trade drugs,money,favors,ect?
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True Patriot posted:I can't believe how this thread has mutated and grown. I am a low status black male. Can anyone tell me what it is like to make love to a white woman without having to trade drugs,money,favors,ect? its not bad but i usually pretend they're arabic, latin, or meditteranean when we do it
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True Patriot posted:I can't believe how this thread has mutated and grown. I am a low status black male. Can anyone tell me what it is like to make love to a white woman without having to trade drugs,money,favors,ect? It's ok, like loving any other race, really. Like my daddy used to say; they're all the same color on the inside.
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Why did I just read 20 pages of this thread, it hurts. edit: want to get laid? pretend to be lil wayne but only on the inside
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The Darlok posted:oh i can get a decent # of matches that isn't rly the issue. can you get me his number
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May 24, 2014 13:38
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The Darlok posted:do vaginas smell gross?? yes
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May 24, 2014 13:38
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NomChompsky posted:hey hey hey everyone is beautiful on the inside i would refuse to believe he's real if I hadn't heard his line of thinking from other people True Patriot posted:I can't believe how this thread has mutated and grown. I am a low status black male. Can anyone tell me what it is like to make love to a white woman without having to trade drugs,money,favors,ect? he thinks you don't have to trade drugs, money, and favors for sex with whit women. lol, amiright ZF?
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May 24, 2014 13:47
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please stop posting in my thread, which is my intellectual property
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May 24, 2014 13:50
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i'm talking to everybody btw. STOP IT.
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May 24, 2014 13:50
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A Keg posted:i'm talking to everybody btw. STOP IT. Sure. gently caress! I did it again.
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A Keg posted:i'm talking to everybody btw. STOP IT. close it if you dont like it
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What was Elliot Rodgers username in here?
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