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Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009

Cole posted:



People are livid at this racist box art cover.

Kill all people.

goddamn so hype for this

gonna die on that mountain in the background and wont have to pay a years salary to do it

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quantumfoam
Dec 25, 2003

Van Helsing 2 releases on steam in 6 hrs, and Distant Worlds Universe releases on steam tomorrow.
I guess apartment hunting can wait for another week or two.

Distant Worlds is a fantastic 4x space game. The drawbacks to the game are it's price + how the expansion packs are REQUIRED for non-broken gameplay. Mods exist and help flesh out the game.
You never directly control units in Distant Worlds, so people who prefer that gameplay should stick with SotS1, Sins of a Solar Empire, Stardrive, or Nexus: Jupiter Incident.

What you can do is pretty much open to you. Automation allows your designated civilization to run itself, and you can set your management level: automated/only get pinged on high-level decisions, partial management mode, or gently caress it-i-wanna-manage-everything mode. Time dilation, multiple alien races, the whole civilization automation option, and a lot of other features make the game really absorbing & fun to play.

You can explore the galaxy, do economic monopoly things, incite war between alien civilizations, play as a pre-warp drive civilization, find abandoned star-killer weapons, stumble across spaceship graveyards full of salvagable wrecks, etc.

http://www.matrixgames.com/products/515/details/DistantWorlds-Universe

Pre-existing owners of Distant Worlds get cumulative discounts when rebuying it on steam...you just need to go through a couple of steps on the matrix games site.

e: I wasn't kidding about the price. Matrix Games doesn't believe in the "price drops to improve sales" mentality. To keep parity with their own webshop, Distant Worlds Universe is never going to drop in price.
.... aka $59.99 / $74.99 FOREVER.

quantumfoam fucked around with this message at 13:53 on May 22, 2014

Tiny Timbs
Sep 6, 2008

Cole posted:



People are livid at this racist box art cover.

Kill all people.

goons think the guy is white and are flipping the gently caress out

the devs had to come out and explain that no he is not a loving disgusting white in an attempt to calm down the sjws

quantumfoam
Dec 25, 2003

wait a sec.... Farcry 4 pic kept reminding me of something.
Brayko from Alpha Protocol.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QKY3pzOTQNg

How many gay cheetahs gave their lives for this jacket?

Bolow
Feb 27, 2007

GENDERWEIRD GREEDO posted:

goons think the guy is white and are flipping the gently caress out

the devs had to come out and explain that no he is not a loving disgusting white in an attempt to calm down the sjws

How the gently caress. The dude doesn't even look white, he looks like some weird eurasian dude. People are dumb as poo poo.

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro

Bolow posted:

How the gently caress. The dude doesn't even look white, he looks like some weird eurasian dude. People are dumb as poo poo.

I saw the pink and figured xir was a gay or whatever

elite_garbage_man
Apr 3, 2010
I THINK THAT "PRIMA DONNA" IS "PRE-MADONNA". I MAY BE ILLITERATE.

Bolow posted:

How the gently caress. The dude doesn't even look white, he looks like some weird eurasian dude. People are dumb as poo poo.

I thought the same thing.

I guess blonde hair = white people.

Cole
Nov 24, 2004

DUNSON'D
Ze's a transracial.

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING

Cole posted:



People are livid at this racist box art cover.

Kill all people.

Really? I've heard chatter that its homophobic.

Because having gay people in a game is good unless they're a villain or something.

Bolow
Feb 27, 2007

Pink used to be a masculine color, this dude is just trying to bring that poo poo back where it belongs :colbert:

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING
I have no problem with that.

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Nostalgia4Infinity posted:

Really? I've heard chatter that its homophobic.

Because having gay people in a game is good unless they're a villain or something.

Nobody ever talked poo poo about Goldfinger.

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING

EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

Nobody ever talked poo poo about Goldfinger.

No one with Good Opinions watches Bond movies. Trap sprung, bigot :smug:

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

Nostalgia4Infinity posted:

No one with Good Opinions watches Bond movies. Trap sprung, bigot :smug:

NIGGER DEATH TURBO
Jul 4, 2013

by Lowtax

moore doesn't even shoot

Bolow
Feb 27, 2007

Nostalgia4Infinity posted:

No one with Good Opinions watches Bond movies. Trap sprung, bigot :smug:

Don't even pretend you weren't beating your dick to Daniel Craig in Casino Royale

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING

Bolow posted:

Don't even pretend you weren't beating your dick to Daniel Craig in Casino Royale

Obviously I have Bad Opinions because I tolerate you chuckle fucks.

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

Nostalgia4Infinity posted:

Obviously I have Bad Opinions because I tolerate you chuckle fucks.

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Nostalgia4Infinity posted:

No one with Good Opinions watches Bond movies. Trap sprung, bigot :smug:

Pssh, you just don't like men who groom themselves.

Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009

Bolow posted:

Don't even pretend you weren't beating your dick to Daniel Craig in Casino Royale

even daniel craig was having his dick beat in casino royale

Bolow
Feb 27, 2007

I'm gonna tell everyone you just done scratched my balls

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING

EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

Pssh, you just don't like men who groom themselves.



Men who completely remove body hair are loving gross and should be ashamed. Trim that poo poo, don't clear cut :mad:

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Nostalgia4Infinity posted:

Men who completely remove body hair are loving gross and should be ashamed. Trim that poo poo, don't clear cut :mad:

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ToNZHG5KHw

krispykremessuck
Jul 22, 2005

unlike most veterans and SA members $10 is not a meaningful expenditure for me

I'm gonna have me a swag Bar-B-Q

greens keepers r tite

quantumfoam
Dec 25, 2003

Van Helsing 2 has been out for 23 hrs, and the devs are crushing bugs like mad. It's worth checking out...it feels tighter than torchlight 2.

Distant Worlds Universe released today as well, and getting both the Steam & matrix games versions is way too complicated. matrix games is basically :chiefsay: levels of unneeded overwork to buy anything/register anything/use their forums.

Cole
Nov 24, 2004

DUNSON'D
The wolfenstein prologue on the plane was cool. Too bad the ps4 install process is loving retarded and now I have to wait for 40 more GB to download.

DoggesAndCattes
Aug 2, 2007

Well Tropico 5 is out, but I've only played through the tutorials. Looks good and I like what I see so far.

Cole
Nov 24, 2004

DUNSON'D
My only gripes with wolfenstein so far are that you have to manually pick up ammo so it kind of slows the pace of the game. And maybe because I'm too early in but some of the mini boss battles last a little too long. Otherwise it's great.

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!

Cole posted:

My only gripes with wolfenstein so far are that you have to manually pick up ammo so it kind of slows the pace of the game. And maybe because I'm too early in but some of the mini boss battles last a little too long. Otherwise it's great.

That's such a pain in the rear end.

genderstomper58
Jan 10, 2005

by XyloJW
That + the god drat burger king kids club resistance youre teamed up with just seems lame and stupid and going around on scavenger hunts around the hideout is lame as hell as well

if they had just made it 100% nazi murdering instead of like 80% it woulda been a lil better imo

still a fun shooter tho :shobon:

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!

genderstomper58 posted:

the god drat burger king kids club resistance

Lol

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

I think I saw renraku on a random War Thunder match last night. Bitch didn't respond in chat. :mad:

Fart Sandwiches
Apr 4, 2006

i never asked for this

EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

I think I saw renraku on a random War Thunder match last night. Bitch didn't respond in chat. :mad:

Maybe he was too busy having flashbacks from his drone operator days.

Diarrhea Elemental
Apr 2, 2012

Am I correct in my assumption, you fish-faced enemy of the people?
Manually picking poo poo up, the retard "Resistance", the loving retarded enemy design, the schizophrenic and also retarded level layouts, the retarded boss mechanics...

What the gently caress, guys? How did you end up with this after Butcher Bay?

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!
HELLO I'M FOURTH WAVE LESBRO COMING TO YOU WITH A LITTANY OF BAD AND STUPID OPINIONS

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

holocaust bloopers posted:

HELLO I'M FOURTH WAVE LESBRO COMING TO YOU WITH A LITTANY OF BAD AND STUPID OPINIONS

Diarrhea Elemental
Apr 2, 2012

Am I correct in my assumption, you fish-faced enemy of the people?

holocaust bloopers posted:

HELLO I'M FOURTH WAVE LESBRO COMING TO YOU WITH A LITTANY OF BAD AND STUPID OPINIONS

How the gently caress does the final boss end up being shooting two loving zeppelins down then pumping rounds into his shield until he explodes because reasons, then running around a bunch of pipes that catch on fire so you literally can't NOT take damage while just pumping more rounds into his human being face until he dies?

Seriously. That's the loving climactic battle?

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bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!
Haven't made it that far yet.

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