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rodbeard
Jul 21, 2005

OneThousandMonkeys posted:

Would probably just call animal control and have them shoot the loving goose or whatever.

They're a protected species. You aren't allowed to kill any migratory animal.

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Name Change
Oct 9, 2005


rodbeard posted:

They're a protected species. You aren't allowed to kill any migratory animal.

The point is, I am not going to settle for "Oh well just leave the goose out there to attack people."

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

rodbeard posted:

They're a protected species. You aren't allowed to kill any migratory animal.

Canada geese often don't migrate.

FishBulb
Mar 29, 2003

Marge, I'd like to be alone with the sandwich for a moment.

Are you going to eat it?

...yes...

syscall girl posted:

Canada geese often don't migrate.

Why would they? It's so nice up there everyone is friendly a Tim Hortons on every corner...

Jim DiGriz
Apr 28, 2008

Maybe there is no room for guys like us.
Grimey Drawer

syscall girl posted:

Canada geese often don't migrate.

You're clearly not punting them hard enough.

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

TinTower posted:

Someone's probably going to dub over Wakko's America with the racist lyrics, aren't they?

Wakko is already racist. The design of the Animaniac's (black body, white face, white gloves) is based on the classic 1920s/30s characters like Mickey Mouse, Bosko and others which were based on minstrel caricatures. Walt Disney was inspired to create Steamboat Willie when he saw The Jazz Singer.

And that's why the Animaniacs wear minstrel gloves.

benito
Sep 28, 2004

And I don't blab
any drab gab--
I chatter hep patter

rodbeard posted:

They're a protected species. You aren't allowed to kill any migratory animal.

There's a whole federal category of "migratory game birds" that includes a lot of ducks, geese, woodcocks, snipe, etc. that are legal to hunt during certain seasons. I live not too far from the Ducks Unlimited headquarters, which is a conservation organization founded by hunters of migratory birds.

ante
Apr 9, 2005

SUNSHINE AND RAINBOWS
Unashamedly posting gifs in the picture thread because all you assholes are having a discussion in the picture thread




Frostwerks
Sep 24, 2007

by Lowtax

Tracula posted:

You've never been around an agressive bird, have you? Y'all may laugh but I assume you a rooster can be a vicious animal and believe me punting them doesn't do much good. I'm fairly sure geese can be a hell of a lot worse than them even.

You sound like a little bitch who got his rear end kicked by a bird. It's ok to admit it.

Unkempt
May 24, 2003

...perfect spiral, scientists are still figuring it out...

AKA Pseudonym
May 16, 2004

A dashing and sophisticated young man
Doctor Rope

rodbeard
Jul 21, 2005

benito posted:

There's a whole federal category of "migratory game birds" that includes a lot of ducks, geese, woodcocks, snipe, etc. that are legal to hunt during certain seasons. I live not too far from the Ducks Unlimited headquarters, which is a conservation organization founded by hunters of migratory birds.

Sorry I should have specified it's specifically for international migration.

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

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Gotta nuke something

Tracula posted:

You've never been around an agressive bird, have you? Y'all may laugh but I assume you a rooster can be a vicious animal and believe me punting them doesn't do much good. I'm fairly sure geese can be a hell of a lot worse than them even.

It's not too hard. I punted a goose once when it came after my niece. It was fine afterword, but it definitely kept it's distance then.

benito
Sep 28, 2004

And I don't blab
any drab gab--
I chatter hep patter

rodbeard posted:

Sorry I should have specified it's specifically for international migration.

There are specific protected species, but mallards (the most popular game for duck hunters) migrate from Canada through the US and into Mexico and back again. Hell, you can hunt snow geese and those things have a range that goes from Siberia or Greenland all the way to Mexico.

Killer robot
Sep 6, 2010

I was having the most wonderful dream. I think you were in it!
Pillbug

Modern Day Hercules posted:

Nobody gave a poo poo about it until around the same time radio hit the scene and printing records became a profitable thing. Well, people gave a poo poo if you were selling the sheet music to a copywritten song without the proper attribution, but most of these songs passed from person to person without sheet music.

I think the bigger difference between now and then is that now copyright is effectively forever and when things start to get toward the public domain, media companies push to lengthen the period of protection.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless




Basticle
Sep 12, 2011


Cage
Jul 17, 2003
www.revivethedrive.org
That IS funny. Clearly, the boy has enough pasteurized fun pops for himself, yet he is stealing from the girl who has less.

pik_d
Feb 24, 2006

follow the white dove





TRP Post of the Month October 2021

Cage posted:

That IS funny. Clearly, the boy has enough pasteurized fun pops for himself, yet he is stealing from the girl who has less.

He's clearly trying to take her cherry

Frostwerks
Sep 24, 2007

by Lowtax

What's funny about this? The goofy kid? Cuz those toys were pretty fun back when I was a kid.

Redrum and Coke
Feb 25, 2006

wAstIng 10 bUcks ON an aVaTar iS StUpid

Frostwerks posted:

What's funny about this? The goofy kid? Cuz those toys were pretty fun back when I was a kid.

Toy PEDO

Sad lions
Sep 3, 2008

Cage posted:

That IS funny. Clearly, the boy has enough pasteurized fun pops for himself, yet he is stealing from the girl who has less.

Misogyny.

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

Smells like Teen Spirit.

burnsep
Jul 3, 2005

But he's a nice guy!

MA-Horus
Dec 3, 2006

I'm sorry, I can't hear you over the sound of how awesome I am.


Ah, Tastykake. From the Snack Food Capital of America.

Also the Obesity Capital of America.

(Tastykake is legit loving amazing tho)

Killer robot
Sep 6, 2010

I was having the most wonderful dream. I think you were in it!
Pillbug

Barbed Tongues
Mar 16, 2012






How is this funny? Something's not adding up.

BOOTY-ADE
Aug 30, 2006

BIG KOOL TELLIN' Y'ALL TO KEEP IT TIGHT

Barbed Tongues posted:

How is this funny? Something's not adding up.

They knew they were taking a calculated risk

Colonel Whitey
May 22, 2004

This shit's about to go off.
These math jokes are really derivative.

hackeychicken
Jul 23, 2003

Oh my god! What have you done to the internet?!

Barbed Tongues posted:

How is this funny? Something's not adding up.

I heard that their arrest is causing some division in their family.

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

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Gotta nuke something
You guys aren't a fraction as funny as you think you are.

dont be mean to me
May 2, 2007

I'm interplanetary, bitch
Let's go to Mars


Well, you let these things go unregulated and they multiply.

Command Ant
Aug 9, 2010

I can make you
worth your weight
in gold!

Detective Glitch was unavailable for comment.

Bombadilillo
Feb 28, 2009

The dock really fucks a case or nerfing it.

I'd like to see the proof.

Chrpno
Apr 17, 2006

That kind of mistake is absurd

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

Man, they're getting really aggressive about the transition to R.

Frank Horrigan
Jul 31, 2013

by Ralp
:gb2reddit:

TinTower
Apr 21, 2010

You don't have to 8e a good person to 8e a hero.
27! :haw:

bhsman
Feb 10, 2008

by exmarx

Wonder if they were cooking up some prime numbers in there.

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Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)
That's where they create weapons of math instruction, right?

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