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oliwan
Jul 20, 2005

by Nyc_Tattoo
england have a history of failing


they invented the sport yet everyone is now better than them


they had the biggest empire in the world yet now they're no more than part of a lovely island

fail fail fail at every turn

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Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

oliwan posted:

england have a history of failing


they invented the sport yet everyone is now better than them


they had the biggest empire in the world yet now they're no more than part of a lovely island

fail fail fail at every turn

You're from a country that has never won a world cup

hopterque
Mar 9, 2007

     sup

Jose posted:

You're from a country that has never won a world cup

I'm not and i'm pretty sure he is correct.


Its coming home (to germany[we adopted football and made it good and cool hope this helps])

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

hopterque posted:

I'm not and i'm pretty sure he is correct.

He's got a massive inferiority complex because his fail country hasn't won a world cup and is putting out a team so bad it'll fail in an easy group and aren't you also from a country that puts out a poo poo team all the team that hasn't won a world cup?

oliwan
Jul 20, 2005

by Nyc_Tattoo
basking in former glory and pretending it's still true today

very english indeed.

hopterque
Mar 9, 2007

     sup

Jose posted:

He's got a massive inferiority complex because his fail country hasn't won a world cup and is putting out a team so bad it'll fail in an easy group and aren't you also from a country that puts out a poo poo team all the team that hasn't won a world cup?

I dont know where he's from but I'm from Germany and we're more better at sports than you.

Machinegunboyo
Apr 26, 2010


life is good
The best england anthem for sure, i will be singing it everytime our boys take the field to win the cup

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XCbAEkfXSDE

DEAD MAN'S SHOE
Nov 23, 2003

We will become evil and the stars will come alive
beyond the black horizon, trying to take us all
see my girl she shivers in her bones

Frankston
Jul 27, 2010



This looks like my town

Total Meatlove
Jan 28, 2007

:japan:
Rangers died, shoujo Hitler cried ;_;

hopterque posted:

I dont know where he's from but I'm from Germany and we're more better at sports than you.

This golden generation of yours with schweini and the polish guys you stole...how many trophies have they won?

hopterque
Mar 9, 2007

     sup

Total Meatlove posted:

This golden generation of yours with schweini and the polish guys you stole...how many trophies have they won?

The won the trophy of my heart and thats the most important, imo.

Carrier
May 12, 2009


420...69...9001...
Football? Its coming home.

Al2001
Apr 7, 2007

You've gone through at the back

Frankston posted:

This looks like my town

It looks like all our towns. It looks like the estate where that gross Derby man and his gross wife burnt their kids to death. Only the UKMNT getting to the quarter finals can atone for our sins. England.

poty
Jun 21, 2008

虹はどこで終わるのですか? あなたの魂の中で、または地平線で?
Disappointed to see bravest English lion John Terry is not on the roster

Pissflaps
Oct 20, 2002

by VideoGames

oliwan posted:

they had the biggest empire in the world yet now they're no more than part of a lovely island

yet here you are speaking our language and watching our game?

hopterque
Mar 9, 2007

     sup

Pissflaps posted:

yet here you are speaking our language and watching our game?

Watch it he's clearly speaking american.

Sneaks McDevious
Jul 29, 2010

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
England won't win the world cup. I reckon.

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011
I'm starting to think that no teams will win the World Cup.

Ponce de Le0n
Jul 6, 2008

Father jailed for beating 3 kids after they wouldn't say who farted in his car

julian assflange posted:

England won't win the world cup. I reckon.

you're wrong, its coming home

TelekineticBear!
Feb 19, 2009

There will be 3 lions on my shirt this summer

Blue Star Error
Jun 11, 2001

For this recipie you will need:
Football match (Halftime of), Celebrity Owner (Motivational speaking of), Sherry (Bottle of)
AND NOBBY DANCING

sebzilla
Mar 17, 2009

Kid's blasting everything in sight with that new-fangled musket.


Blue Screen Error posted:

AND NOBBY DANCING

IMO the fewer sex scandals the England camp is involved in, the better.

HJB
Feb 16, 2011

:swoon: I can't get enough of are Dan :swoon:
My best England songs, number two

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n0fMy4tEex0

Zombie Chow
Jun 17, 2010

We interrupt this program to increase dramatic tension.
For some reason there is a broadcast of the Argentina vs. England game of France 98 where I live. Except for David Seaman, England had a great team back then.

fat greasy puto
Dec 30, 2001

Anime Lover David Beckham
anyone got any good looking female englsih fans they can post? no hosed up teeth pls. up the lions

oliwan
Jul 20, 2005

by Nyc_Tattoo
England, the country where 30% of the people vote ukip. That is some fail. Please also withdraw yourself from the world cup tia

Troy Queef
Jan 12, 2013




oliwan posted:

England, the country where 30% of the people vote ukip. That is some fail. Please also withdraw yourself from the world cup tia

There's no Romanians in this World Cup, therefore it's Provisionally UKIP Approved®

(seriously though, Nigel Farage is a twat)

DickEmery
Dec 5, 2004

oliwan posted:

England, the country where 30% of the people vote ukip. That is some fail. Please also withdraw yourself from the world cup tia

You first

http://i.imgur.com/RMnYekb.jpg

Charlotte Hornets
Dec 30, 2011

by Fritz the Horse
lol just lol if you didnt vote for ukip

Mans
Sep 14, 2011

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Montasque posted:

This England squad is the best England squad in a long time.


Which is why it will be hilarious when England finishes fourth place with no wins and a Lampard own goal.

the sex ghost
Sep 6, 2009

oliwan posted:

England, the country where 30% of the people vote ukip. That is some fail. Please also withdraw yourself from the world cup tia


julian assflange posted:

England won't win the world cup. I reckon.


oliwan posted:

lol england are bad

real bad


Spam posted:

didn't know there was a third place trophy for the groups tmyk i guess


Grimble posted:

Haha, look at that national pride. Their team will do gently caress all at the world cup, then there will be tears.


Mans posted:

Which is why it will be hilarious when England finishes fourth place with no wins and a Lampard own goal.

Everyone seems to know the score. They've seen it all before.

belgend
Mar 6, 2008

me when The Club do another win

30 48 years of hurt... never stopped me dreaming

Carrier
May 12, 2009


420...69...9001...
I believe.

Andre Le Fuckface
Oct 4, 2008

:pwm:

Carrier posted:

I believe.

:agreed: it's coming home

TelekineticBear!
Feb 19, 2009

there will be no need for dreams anymore lads

Kwagga
Jun 11, 2002

I am small
England? Haha no thank you.

FullLeatherJacket
Dec 30, 2004

Chiunque puņ essere Luther Blissett, semplicemente adottando il nome Luther Blissett

Zombie Chow posted:

For some reason there is a broadcast of the Argentina vs. England game of France 98 where I live. Except for David Seaman, England had a great team back then.

david "val venis" seaman was better than all of the keepers england have right now

as was tim "tim" flowers

ephex
Nov 4, 2007





PHWOAR CRIMINAL
'It's coming home' is the highpoint of the famous British humour.

Sneaks McDevious
Jul 29, 2010

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
Slight upside on their chances but still England won't win the World Cup. I reckon.

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track day bro!
Feb 17, 2005

#essereFerrari
Grimey Drawer

ephex posted:

'It's coming home' is the highpoint of the famous British humour.

Agreed it definitely cant stand up to those well known jokesters, the germans.

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