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Spain won the last world cup with thrilling performances where they passed the ball, forever, til everyone fell asleep, it was riveting stuff. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FW8KNnVcv68 This video has been proven to cure insomina. Woof. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dAW73OSvnrk This one is really thrilling though, lol, not. Spain look to repeat as world cup champs. In qualifying they finished 2nd to France, that's bad. Spains manager is this guy, Vicente Del Bosque, he likes to fish, read the newspaper, and always has a bowl of Werthers candies on the coffee table. Spain will be playing in group B Hell, looks easy. Now, lets look at the most important players for Spain at the 2014 world cup. Clenbuterol quote:Clenbuterol (Clen) is the common term used that refers to the popular bronchodilator Clenbuterol Hydrochloride. Designed with the intent of treating chronic asthma, Clen is also a powerful fat-burner with some similarities to Ephedrine yet far more powerfully effective. While designed to treat respiratory issues it is this medications fat-burning abilities that have intrigued so many and by and large without question it is the number one reason many buy Clenbuterol (Clen) in the first place. The reason is simple; Clenbuterol (Clen) greatly increases your total metabolic activity by stimulating the Beta-2 receptors; once this process is in play the results are very simple, we now use stored body-fat for energy to a higher degree. While direct fat-burning is the primary mode of action regarding its metabolic activity properties Clen has been shown to also greatly reduce total appetite in some; for some it wont but decreasing appetite can be useful to those struggling to lose weight. Erythropoietin quote:Erythropoietin is a glycoprotein that is produced by the kidneys and is commonly referred to as EPO. EPO is responsible for red blood cell production; the red blood cells are responsible for carrying oxygen to and through the blood. While the human body naturally produces EPO, thanks to recombinant DNA technology we now have exogenous EPO known as Epoetin Alfa. Medicinally, this form of EPO is most commonly used to treat anemia. At one time, Anadrol 50 or Oxymetholone was a primary combatant of anemia, but Epoetin Alfa has proven much safer. The first batches of exogenous EPO hit the U.S. market in 1984 thanks to Amegen, a biotechnology firm. Anavar quote:If you are following the typical "time on = time off" protocol, this means you can lose a bunch of fat during your time on, then keep most (if not all) of it off until your next cycle. That makes it a great drug for athletes who are drug tested and need to be clean for their season, yet need to keep the fat/weight they lost on their cycle off& Im thinking about wrestlers and other weight-class athletes. Anavar is also the clear choice for a "spring-cutting" cycle, to look great at the beach and you can use it up until the summer starts, and then keep the fat off during the entire beach season! The up and coming player Xenon might get a run out, you can read more here: http://www.economist.com/news/science-and-technology/21595890-obscure-gas-improves-athletes-performance-breathe-it The rest of the squad are pretty much the same as last time, plus maybe Diego Costa if he heals from his injury, that he got when they lost to Real Madrid in the champions league. Spain are favorites to win the world cup at 14:88 odds. Can they do it? I personally think they can't they are too old and teams will be gunning for them. Spain is a nice country to visit probably, Paella is one of their best dishes. African AIDS cum fucked around with this message at 20:33 on May 26, 2014 |
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Are blood bags making a return this year? What about horse placenta?
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# ? May 26, 2014 20:31 |
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goldmine
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# ? May 26, 2014 20:34 |
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Amazing OP, op
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# ? May 26, 2014 20:36 |
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Terrible thread title, great op.
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# ? May 26, 2014 20:36 |
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top notch stuff op top notch
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Bogan Krkic posted:Terrible thread title, great op. In minimalism there is beauty.
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# ? May 26, 2014 20:38 |
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football is clean
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"If I would talk, the Spanish football team would be stripped of the 2010 World Cup". - Eufemiano Fuentes, disgraced Spanish doping doctor. http://www.sudinfo.be/sports/foot_international/2010-12-13/fuentes-si-je-parle-on-retire-la-coupe-du-monde-a-l-espagne-831186.shtml
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vaginal culture posted:Spain are favorites to win the world cup at 14:88 odds. lol loll
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I'm sorry, but this is the best op.
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# ? May 26, 2014 20:48 |
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I lolled irl when I got to clen
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vaginal culture posted:"If I would talk, the Spanish football team would be stripped of the 2010 World Cup". Reminder that a Spanish judge ordered 200 blood bags seized in Operation Puerto destroyed haha
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Good stuff OP.
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Baldo di Gregorio posted:Reminder that a Spanish judge ordered 200 blood bags seized in Operation Puerto destroyed haha Its disgusting that nobody ever brings this up in general media when Spanish athletes win anything
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Baldo di Gregorio posted:Reminder that a Spanish judge ordered 200 blood bags seized in Operation Puerto destroyed haha They are still frozen in storage as WADA appeals that, Spain really really wants them destroyed lol
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vaginal culture posted:They are still frozen in storage as WADA appeals that, Spain really really wants them destroyed lol Thats good, I thought they'd already been destroyed, even if that will end up happening
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# ? May 26, 2014 20:57 |
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That thousand yard stare. Vitality and joy sucked away by a decade of severe drug abuse. He wouldn't even recognize himself in the mirror. Sad. Triste.
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oliwan posted:I'm sorry, but this is the best op.
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lmao
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vaginal culture posted:They are still frozen in storage as WADA appeals that, Spain really really wants them destroyed lol I thought they'd been binned before Wada could react. I'm happy at this news.
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# ? May 26, 2014 21:05 |
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Spain seem to ruin a lot of sports I like so I hope they brutally lose all their games and crash out of their group.
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# ? May 26, 2014 21:05 |
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ĦEl OP es bueno!
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is there a spanish athlete that isn't more doped up than most pro wrestlers the answer is no
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# ? May 26, 2014 21:07 |
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I'm still lolling at this thread, the op, and just Spain in general
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# ? May 26, 2014 21:09 |
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Imagine if Nadal played for the SMNT, that would be the most doped team physically possible.
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lol I was legit interested in a proper doping thread and that's the perfect venue
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# ? May 26, 2014 21:14 |
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OP, you're thinking this thread in interesting directions *scribbles down notes*
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Troy Queef posted:is there a spanish athlete that isn't more doped up than most pro wrestlers wwe has more stringent steroid testing than anything the Spanish national team has ever been exposed to
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Troy Queef posted:is there a spanish athlete that isn't more doped up than most pro wrestlers Was gonna say Fernando Alonso but i've seen those pics of him cycling and he looks j00cy op. Also this op is real good op.
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Troy Queef posted:is there a spanish athlete that isn't more doped up than most pro wrestlers I don't think Spanish motorcyclists are doped, they just benefit from government funding. They are definitely ruining that sport too.
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Fag Boy Jim posted:I don't think Spanish motorcyclists are doped, they just benefit from government funding. They are definitely ruining that sport too. Motogp is a weight related sport, of course they are
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Fag Boy Jim posted:I don't think Spanish motorcyclists are doped, they just benefit from government funding. They are definitely ruining that sport too. "government funding" was how the GDR got good at women's swimming, too
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oliwan posted:this is the best op.
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