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stickyfngrdboy
Oct 21, 2010

vaginal culture posted:

Actually Canada plays too, typical English, learn the facts.

two countries dont make a world op

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Mr. Mambold
Feb 13, 2011

Aha. Nice post.



Eau de MacGowan posted:

george washington owned slaves

he was English most of that time

African AIDS cum
Feb 29, 2012


Welcome back, welcome back, welcome baaaack

stickyfngrdboy posted:

two countries dont make a world op

youre welcome to make a team to try and beat *looks up who won the world series of bad baseball which sucks* Boston Red Sox, OP

Ponce de Le0n
Jul 6, 2008

Father jailed for beating 3 kids after they wouldn't say who farted in his car

vaginal culture posted:

all of these things were invented in china thousands of years ago

i dont see any chinamen in here claiming that they did

stickyfngrdboy
Oct 21, 2010

vaginal culture posted:

youre welcome to make a team to try and beat *looks up who won the world series of bad baseball which sucks* Boston Red Sox, OP

lol we stop playing rounders in primary school, and for good reason

African AIDS cum
Feb 29, 2012


Welcome back, welcome back, welcome baaaack
is it true that 0 british people have set foot on the moon? lol. what a fail country, thats the same amount as Mexico and Zimbabwe

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

vaginal culture posted:

all of these things were invented in china thousands of years ago

ok brandy

Pissflaps
Oct 20, 2002

by VideoGames
"notice me, notice me!" -america

Pissflaps
Oct 20, 2002

by VideoGames

vaginal culture posted:

is it true that 0 british people have set foot on the moon? lol. what a fail country, thats the same amount as Mexico and Zimbabwe

Hmm standing on a boring rock or winning the world cup, which one is preferable decisions decisions.

advanced statsman
Dec 26, 2012

ISLAM FC
I'm led to believe England invented football, rugby and America. Is this right? Please confirm.

Eau de MacGowan
May 12, 2009

BRASIL HEXA
2026 tá logo aí
americans only went to the moon in hope of giving an american flag infected with smallpox to indigenous aliens

stickyfngrdboy
Oct 21, 2010
the same number of englishmen have been on the moon as americans have been complimented on their etiquette

Pissflaps
Oct 20, 2002

by VideoGames

stickyfngrdboy posted:

the same number of englishmen have been on the moon as americans have been complimented on their etiquette

They dont know how to use knives and forks.

Spiller
Apr 28, 2010

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xQw00Ee-YyA

Eau de MacGowan
May 12, 2009

BRASIL HEXA
2026 tá logo aí
"Aww." - Neil Armstrong when he got out and saw the moon was devoid of life.

Buzz Aldrin sadly presses a button and a separate landing module full of shackles fires itself off into the void, vanishes.

hopterque
Mar 9, 2007

     sup

Is this a song about where they're going immediately after the group stage is finished?


(Because they're bad, you see)

Mr. Mambold
Feb 13, 2011

Aha. Nice post.



Eau de MacGowan posted:

americans only went to the moon in hope of giving an american flag infected with smallpox to indigenous aliens

it worked?

Pissflaps
Oct 20, 2002

by VideoGames

hopterque posted:

Is this a song about where they're going immediately after the group stage is finished?


(Because they're bad, you see)

The song is about your mam's house?

url
Apr 23, 2007

internet gnuru
I think the England U20 just lost to Brazil, so much for Qatar.

JingleBells
Jan 7, 2007

Oh what fun it is to see the Harriers win away!

url posted:

I think the England U20 just lost to Brazil, so much for Qatar.

We did, but we'll win the goal of the tournament at least.

Machinegunboyo
Apr 26, 2010


life is good
Sure are a lot of words and posts just to say Football's Coming Home.

url
Apr 23, 2007

internet gnuru

HJB
Feb 16, 2011

:swoon: I can't get enough of are Dan :swoon:

Another fine English tradition. Whip It Like Ward Prowse

url
Apr 23, 2007

internet gnuru


That second angle looked insane.

Ponce de Le0n
Jul 6, 2008

Father jailed for beating 3 kids after they wouldn't say who farted in his car

Im loving this.

Mr. Mambold
Feb 13, 2011

Aha. Nice post.




Ronald's feeling the pressure, you can see clearly from the nervous tic.

Vando
Oct 26, 2007

stoats about
as an Englishman myself rest assured that I am unbiased by the stain of nationalist jealousy when I say that the EMNT are dogshit

url
Apr 23, 2007

internet gnuru

Vando posted:

as an Englishman myself rest assured that I am unbiased by the stain of nationalist jealousy when I say that the EMNT are dogshit

:golfclap:

Total Meatlove
Jan 28, 2007

:japan:
Rangers died, shoujo Hitler cried ;_;

Vando posted:

as an Englishman myself rest assured that I am unbiased by the stain of nationalist jealousy when I say that the EMNT are dogshit

You're a disillusioned young man who needs a fatherly arm round the shoulder from woy. It'll be alright

Carrier
May 12, 2009


420...69...9001...
FOOTBALLS COMING HOME ITS COMING HOME ITS COMING HOME ITS COMING

dkj
Feb 18, 2009

Cool I didn't know England liked soccer.

Fluo
May 25, 2007

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JDHNIn-XLKM



scourgeofthe7bees
Jun 21, 2008


Pissflaps posted:

They dont know how to use knives and forks.

We're pretty good with a toothbrush, tho

url
Apr 23, 2007

internet gnuru

scourgeofthe7bees posted:

We're pretty good with a toothbrush, tho

I retain the option to advertise on cigarette packets.

Swings and round-a-bouts I guess.

TelekineticBear!
Feb 19, 2009


wilshere is such a twa- I mean a brave english lion

Carrier
May 12, 2009


420...69...9001...

good photoshopping around wilshires belleh

track day bro!
Feb 17, 2005

#essereFerrari
Grimey Drawer

TelekineticBear! posted:

wilshere is such a twa- I mean a brave english lion

Spack failshire

Mr. Mambold
Feb 13, 2011

Aha. Nice post.




Ah yes. Ironically, England winning may have fostered the idea of a pro league in the U.S. in the fevered brain of Ahmet Ertegun, recording impressario and one of the founding dads of N.A.S.L. Blame it on the bossa nova.

britishbornandbread
Jul 8, 2000

You'll stumble in my footsteps

britishbornandbread posted:

England are going to win the 2014 FIFA World Cup.

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Food Court Druid
Jul 17, 2007

Boredom is always counter-revolutionary. Always.
It's coming home (to Brazil, the greatest footballing nation and host of the 2014 World Cup).

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