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Artix
Apr 26, 2010

He's finally back,
to kick some tail!
And this time,
he's goin' to jail!
Someone's about to get buried. :drac:

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Serpentis
May 31, 2011

Well, if I really HAVE to shoot you in the bollocks to shut you up, then I guess I'll need to, post-haste, for everyone else's sake.
Cheer this GM--vampire!

Artix posted:

Someone's about to get buried. :drac:

...if this is Barrett's next match after Illidan I think you're spot on.

Magni
Apr 29, 2009
Ahahahaha, this is a poor idea, Dan. :allears:

The Monkey Man
Jun 10, 2012

HERD U WERE TALKIN SHIT
Dan hasn't won anything in like, nine months.

Shoenin
May 29, 2013

Everynight I wake up Screaming.
(and beating the dragon)
Poor Poor Dan

The Lord of Hats
Aug 22, 2010

Hello, yes! Is being very good day for posting, no?

SoggyBobcat posted:

Since when could wrestlers survive finishers in backstage brawls? :confused:

Johnny Cage is not afraid to die :colbert:

Suspicious Cook
Oct 9, 2012

Onward to burgers!
I was hoping for Drac vs. Nick, but I suppose Dan losing again is something too.

Serpentis
May 31, 2011

Well, if I really HAVE to shoot you in the bollocks to shut you up, then I guess I'll need to, post-haste, for everyone else's sake.
Oh dear Dan, I know you're hungry after the PRATS thing fell through but this is a silly mistake

Prozach
Oct 30, 2013

When God invented Lycra, he was thinking about Divas matches.
Now now, he does have the Pratitude Adjustment now instead of the Super Taunt. He's already much much stronger because of that.

Justin_Brett
Oct 23, 2012

GAMERDOME put down LOSER
So is Haggar a heel now? Going after Cage is a pretty good way to do that.

Policenaut
Jul 11, 2008

On the moon... they don't make Neo Kobe Pizza.

STOP THE drat MATCH!

Pasco
Oct 2, 2010

Prozach posted:

Now now, he does have the Pratitude Adjustment now instead of the Super Taunt. He's already much much stronger because of that.

Yep, and it's really showing this match.

Serpentis
May 31, 2011

Well, if I really HAVE to shoot you in the bollocks to shut you up, then I guess I'll need to, post-haste, for everyone else's sake.

Prozach posted:

Now now, he does have the Pratitude Adjustment now instead of the Super Taunt. He's already much much stronger because of that.

Doesn't matter if he never gets the chance to use it :stare:

iastudent
Apr 22, 2008

I know everyone's worried about Dan but what about the battery?! :ohdear:

Shoenin
May 29, 2013

Everynight I wake up Screaming.
(and beating the dragon)

Shoenin posted:

Poor Poor Dan

Suspicious Cook
Oct 9, 2012

Onward to burgers!

Justin_Brett posted:

So is Haggar a heel now? Going after Cage is a pretty good way to do that.

He just wanted to clean up the streets. He's the Mayor of Earthrealm and all.

Artix
Apr 26, 2010

He's finally back,
to kick some tail!
And this time,
he's goin' to jail!
Jesus, that was a total squash. Did Dan get off anything aside from some counters?

Prozach
Oct 30, 2013

When God invented Lycra, he was thinking about Divas matches.
Uh...hmm. Welp.

Magni
Apr 29, 2009
Welp.

Told you.

Hobo Siege
Apr 24, 2008

by Cowcaster
I actually feel terrible for poor Dan, ow ow ow ow. :(

Serpentis
May 31, 2011

Well, if I really HAVE to shoot you in the bollocks to shut you up, then I guess I'll need to, post-haste, for everyone else's sake.

Prozach posted:

Uh...hmm. Welp.

We warned you.

Not going to lie, mind you, I was supporting Drac through that, but drat, if anything's going to send a man to hospital that match would :ohdear:

Wordybird
Oct 22, 2013

I like Chicken.
I like Liver.
Meow Mix Meow Mix please reconsider.
I feel sorry for Dan after that. Nobody deserves that bad of a beating.

Prozach
Oct 30, 2013

When God invented Lycra, he was thinking about Divas matches.
dkface.jpg

Rollersnake
May 9, 2005

Please, please don't let me end up in a threesome with the lunch lady and a gay pirate. That would hit a little too close to home.
Unlockable Ben
Man, I'm getting tired of Donkey Kong. Not even sure why as his matches are usually good. Just... eh.

Artix
Apr 26, 2010

He's finally back,
to kick some tail!
And this time,
he's goin' to jail!

Mo_Steel
Mar 7, 2008

Let's Clock Into The Sunset Together

Fun Shoe
Time to taste the Sosetsuken!

Pasco
Oct 2, 2010

D-D-D-DOUBLE DRAGONS

Serpentis
May 31, 2011

Well, if I really HAVE to shoot you in the bollocks to shut you up, then I guess I'll need to, post-haste, for everyone else's sake.

Rollersnake posted:

Man, I'm getting tired of Donkey Kong. Not even sure why as his matches are usually good. Just... eh.

To be honest his shtick's been old for a couple of seasons at least. Diddy Kong at least gives him some legs in tag team fights.

Hobo Siege
Apr 24, 2008

by Cowcaster

Rollersnake posted:

Man, I'm getting tired of Donkey Kong. Not even sure why as his matches are usually good. Just... eh.

The CAW is ugly in a less endearing way than the original and his tag team is booked super frequently.

Wordybird
Oct 22, 2013

I like Chicken.
I like Liver.
Meow Mix Meow Mix please reconsider.
It's never not entertaining showing people what DK used to look like and hearing their screams of horror.

Internet Kraken
Apr 24, 2010

slightly amused
Bazza just needs to play some tropical freeze music to spice things up.

Magni
Apr 29, 2009
Jesus, Diddy. :stare:

Serpentis
May 31, 2011

Well, if I really HAVE to shoot you in the bollocks to shut you up, then I guess I'll need to, post-haste, for everyone else's sake.
The gently caress was that

Shoenin
May 29, 2013

Everynight I wake up Screaming.
(and beating the dragon)
Oh Dragons

Even when they lose they do hilarious poo poo

Wordybird
Oct 22, 2013

I like Chicken.
I like Liver.
Meow Mix Meow Mix please reconsider.
Didn't see that result coming.

Mo_Steel
Mar 7, 2008

Let's Clock Into The Sunset Together

Fun Shoe
R.I.P. William Mackey

Artix
Apr 26, 2010

He's finally back,
to kick some tail!
And this time,
he's goin' to jail!

Serpentis posted:

The gently caress was that

Comeback immediately into a finisher. Jimmy never had a chance.

The Doomhammer
Feb 14, 2010

Prats push over, Dan and the Dragons return to being buried.

MojoKingBee
Sep 4, 2011

Everybody, there's a new king in town.

Get ready.
Holy poo poo, talk about robbed. loving 2Kquality is bullshit

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iastudent
Apr 22, 2008

Snark-off!

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