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George H.W. Cunt
Oct 6, 2010





Haha your parents can't afford the big one

*sprays you with super soaker 9000*

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Doctor Shapes
Mar 17, 2009

Ask and ye shall receive.
*piss my pants* HEH guess whos super soaked now

pixelbaron
Mar 18, 2009

~ Notice me, Shempai! ~
*fills mine with piss but its got a crack somewhere and i get piss all over my hands and shirt*

Nyagato
Apr 6, 2009
*Spends 99% of the time filling the gun with water*

George H.W. Cunt
Oct 6, 2010





*pumps vigorously pretending to masturbate*

net cafe scandal
Mar 18, 2011

I can't believe I'm in a super soaker fight with my friends, I am having such a good time.

George H.W. Cunt
Oct 6, 2010





Hey guys watch the eyes not cool

net cafe scandal
Mar 18, 2011

Ack! I've been soaked!

Full Metal Jackass
Jan 22, 2001

Rabid bats are welcome in my home
Lets spray David's mom!

Straker
Nov 10, 2005
*fills with orange juice*

100 HOGS AGREE
Oct 13, 2007
Grimey Drawer
Haha I've got you now, fuckers! *runs out to the street with the hose*

*reaches the end of the hose and is comically yanked off feet, cracks skull on pavement*

Full Metal Jackass
Jan 22, 2001

Rabid bats are welcome in my home

100 HOGS AGREE posted:

Haha I've got you now, fuckers! *runs out to the street with the hose*

*reaches the end of the hose and is comically yanked off feet, cracks skull on pavement*

*Runs back to you laughing and begins spraying you in the face until realizing you're unconscious *

Pochoclo
Feb 4, 2008

No...
Clapping Larry
Put in a lil of the special sauce in

Toadvine
Mar 16, 2009
Please disregard my advice w/r/t history.
Cheap knockoff gun dribbles and breaks.

Starts throwing rocks.

Problem child.

Cyril Sneer
Aug 8, 2004

Life would be simple in the forest except for Cyril Sneer. And his life would be simple except for The Raccoons.
skips the gun altogether, just fills a bucket

obliviums
Oct 2, 2013

The only exercise I get is poopin'

Do you fat-shaming try-hards really know how good ice cream is?
Steal beer from parents at 4/July.

Be 12

Fill super soak tank with beer, shoot the first stranger you see in the eyes with it.

whoflungpoop
Sep 9, 2004

With you and the constellations
*throws water balloons while waiting for reload*

Calvin Johnson Jr.
Dec 8, 2009
Super soakers are the dopest way to dispense bug spray in case you guys needed to know that

KennyLoggins
Dec 3, 2004
Welcome to the Danger Zone
I've got a Oozinator *shoots it at you*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YdAIt4MgnHc

Grayly Squirrel
Apr 10, 2008

Straker posted:

*fills with orange juice*

SwimmingSpider
Jan 3, 2008


Jön, jön, jön a vizipók.
Várják már a tólakók.
Ez a kis pók ügyes búvár.
Sok új kaland is még rá vár.
*everyone smells kinda weird at the end of the day*

HappyKitty
Jul 11, 2005

This is just like taking a shower maybe I can convince mom that I don't need one

whoflungpoop
Sep 9, 2004

With you and the constellations

ladyboy pancake posted:

*everyone smells kinda weird at the end of the day*

The Droid
Jun 11, 2012

Nyagato posted:

*Spends 99% of the time filling the gun with water*

Painful Dart Bomb
May 23, 2012

And he was talking 'fore I knew it, and as he grew he'd say "I'm gonna be like you, dad" "You know I'm gonna be like you".
*sprays the poo poo out of you while you're refilling even though it's technically against the rules*

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
*has badass mounted artillery connected to the hose, friends play along but stay at a distance*

Big Bowie Bonanza
Dec 30, 2007

please tell me where i can date this cute boy
*has that really lovely one where you have to yell fire into the microphone*

cname
Jan 24, 2013

by Lowtax
*Knocks down the tiny little girl that's half our age*

cname fucked around with this message at 16:29 on May 28, 2014

THE FUCKING MOON
Jan 19, 2008
*pumps the super soaker so long that it whines when I pump it*

uG
Apr 23, 2003

by Ralp
the big super soakers sucked, big rear end poo poo that unloaded its entire contents in half a second so you had to reload which took a good minute or two. the super soaker 50 and 100 were the real masterpieces

whoflungpoop
Sep 9, 2004

With you and the constellations

FordPRefectLL posted:

*has that really lovely one where you have to yell fire into the microphone*

The cuecat of squirt guns

pixelbaron
Mar 18, 2009

~ Notice me, Shempai! ~

cname posted:

*Knocks down the tiny little girl that's half our age*

dude that's saltlick's sister you retard

*she starts crying and no one knows what to do. some scatter and start running home panicked*

Ignoarints
Nov 26, 2010
hahah cps 2000 could cause actual injury

it was so loving badass

PTSCHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooo..

"mommmm"

edit: 2000 oops

Ignoarints fucked around with this message at 16:44 on May 28, 2014

Calvin Johnson Jr.
Dec 8, 2009
the super soaker 50 was extremely my poo poo

Bomb-omb Texting
Sep 24, 2009

droey posted:

the super soaker 50 was extremely my poo poo

This, and also SS 100.

Pochoclo
Feb 4, 2008

No...
Clapping Larry
Lol at first world "super soaker" brands. Only rich kids played with those. Everyone else had either cheap chinese knockoffs, or water balloons.

KennyLoggins
Dec 3, 2004
Welcome to the Danger Zone
*sprays everyone with my CPS 2000*

a whole buncha crows
May 8, 2003

WHEN WE DON'T KNOW WHO TO HATE, WE HATE OURSELVES.-SA USER NATION (AKA ME!)

Pochoclo posted:

Lol at first world "super soaker" brands. Only rich kids played with those. Everyone else had either cheap chinese knockoffs, or water balloons.

No just your poverty ridden family.

e: Spray to the face

Ignoarints
Nov 26, 2010

Pochoclo posted:

Lol at first world "super soaker" brands. Only rich kids played with those. Everyone else had either cheap chinese knockoffs, or water balloons.

come on dude, when I was growing up I was literally at the poverty line and had a cps 2000

the super soaker 50 was like $15 dude

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Nov 11, 2003

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Lipstick Apathy
*has the super soaker with the backpack and the cheap nylon straps are digging into my shoulders*

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