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CraigK posted:jimmy johnson for felix hernandez this isnt like the worst trade ever tbh
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# ? May 28, 2014 05:01 |
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Monicro posted:this isnt like the worst trade ever tbh good because i WANT TO loving DO IT
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# ? May 28, 2014 05:02 |
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Monathin posted:MORE TRADES Ask for more back. Noodles is better than McDowell, Nathan is better than Hernandez, and Eddie Watt is bad compared to lots of pieces on the board.
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# ? May 28, 2014 05:03 |
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CraigK posted:good because i WANT TO loving DO IT MY ROTATION CAN BE TWO BOB GIBSONS AND FELIX HERNANDEZ I'VE DREAMED OF THIS loving MOMENT
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# ? May 28, 2014 05:09 |
Pander posted:NOOOOOOOOO! HE ALMOST MADE IT TO ME! He wouldn't have, because I would have picked him first. But since I can't do that, the Grass Valley Wizards instead select 1993 Fred McGriff because gently caress it, this might work. Fred McGriff replaces Ernie Banks at 1B. Also, we're doing the Barry Bonds Shuffle again - the new outfield and DH goes as follows: Barry Bonds at LF Kenny Lofton at CF Gary Sheffield at RF Billy Williams at DH Cthulhu Dreams posted:TheMcD, you still keen on Carlton, Miggy and Launch Ballman for Bonds? We're prepared to make that offer official. That gets you a 1B, an SP and a OF. Eh, gently caress it, I'm sticking with Bonds at this point - I'm either making this poo poo work or going down with the ship. Although I certainly would be open to mentholmoose's offer if I do survive this season.
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# ? May 28, 2014 07:52 |
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Edit: I'm literally illiterate.
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# ? May 28, 2014 08:25 |
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TheMcD posted:Although I certainly would be open to mentholmoose's offer if I do survive this season. Technically Smasher said no trading during the regular season, so I think possibly after the last update before the Gauntlet starts we could, though I'm not sure how mad Smasher would be at us. mks5000 posted:After the season, McD's team will probably be dead if he does nothing. Mine probably will be as well, so I'm not that fussed over it.
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# ? May 28, 2014 13:59 |
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Send Frank Robinson to the DL and recall Tony Oliva. Al Kaline replaces Robinson in all lineups.
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# ? May 28, 2014 14:05 |
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mentholmoose posted:Mine probably will be as well, so I'm not that fussed over it. You'd just drop to the Subpar League, no? Besides, our division seems to be 4 very flawed teams fighting for "least inept" and it seems just as likely that you finish in 1st as you finish in last.
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# ? May 28, 2014 15:08 |
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DL Doc, slot in Pettitte. Slide Cobb over to CF to rest Hamilton, Delahanty back in LF. Alomar plays 2B this week. Let's see how he does. Delahanty at 2B would be a trip, but I don't really want to do deadballers in the MI, fun as that is.
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# ? May 28, 2014 16:40 |
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Dammit, Barry! You just had a week off! Call up and start the newly acquired Griffey Jr. for injured Barrold. Thanks.
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# ? May 28, 2014 16:43 |
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Bitterly making a cocktail while listening to drivel is one of my very best skills. Send down Matt Williams and JD Drew. Call up Michael Young and Taffy Wright. Use Taffy at LF and Reiser at CF for the week. Robinson back to RF. Whee!
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# ? May 28, 2014 16:46 |
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I think I should probably draft Torre. I don't think Sweeney/Daulton is working too well anymore. But I also like Konerko's bat at 1B, because Votto's not holding his own very well. But I ALSO like the idea of getting Brad Lidge and his bradlicious K/9. Hrm. Thinky.
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# ? May 28, 2014 16:48 |
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JR Richard in for Nolan Ryan, please. Also, start Bonds and Boudreau again. Let Chipper rehab in the minors, bring up and use Giambi at 3B for the week. Thanks very much.
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# ? May 28, 2014 16:49 |
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Week 14 Injury Report Rejoice! The All-Star Break is upon us! Florida Oranges Joba Chamberlain (RP) (He walked up to me and he asked to pitch/I asked him his name and in a dark brown voice he said "Joba"/Jay-Oh-Bee-Ay, Joba, Jo-jo-jo-jo-jobaaaa/Well, I'm not the world's most physical guy/But at least I know how to use a loving trampoline) - 29 days New World Symphony Elias Sosa (RP) (World of Suffering) - 12 days Philadelphia Premodernists Joe Kelley (1B) (19th Century Medicine) - 12 days Republic City Fire Ferrets Wally Schang (C) (Destiny) - 28 days Rochester Generics Goose Gossage (RP) (Goosemania has run wild. Too wild) - 87 days South Bolton Eazy W's Ted Simmons (C) (Hey, so, remember when I was saying 'don't trade Darren Daulton'. This is why.) - 93 days Pick 'em: Sleep of the Just Intercontinental, Heavyweight and Larkin-Downing Championships Somali Pirates @ Philadelphia Premodernists (c) Hardcore and Television Championships South Bolton Eazy W's (c) @ Glastonbury Knights of Glastonbury Canadian Championship Fhloston Pharmas (c) @ Louisville Muggers United States Championship Coburns (c) @ Florida Oranges
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# ? May 28, 2014 18:31 |
Pick 'Em: Pirates sweep, rest retain.
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# ? May 28, 2014 18:49 |
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Pick 'em: Sleep of the Just Intercontinental, Heavyweight and Larkin-Downing Championships Somali Pirates @ Philadelphia Premodernists (c) Hardcore and Television Championships South Bolton Eazy W's (c) @ Glastonbury Knights of Glastonbury Canadian Championship Fhloston Pharmas (c) @ Louisville Muggers United States Championship Coburns (c) @ Florida Oranges Woo! All-Star Break!
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# ? May 28, 2014 18:52 |
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All champs retain. Martinez goes C full time, Cabrera returns to the bench.
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# ? May 28, 2014 19:14 |
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Smasher Dynamo posted:Week 14 Injury Report lmao Smasher Dynamo posted:Pick 'em: Sleep of the Just Everyone loses except the Coburns
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# ? May 28, 2014 20:13 |
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welp. Foxx in for Schang fulltime until he's healed. Cronin and Pesky back to SS and 3B respectively
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# ? May 28, 2014 20:57 |
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Senerio posted:
And your DH?
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# ? May 28, 2014 21:04 |
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Pick 'em: All champs lose Because I've missed so many of these, I'll need a miracle to come back.
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# ? May 28, 2014 21:10 |
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Pick 'em: Sleep of the Just Intercontinental, Heavyweight and Larkin-Downing Championships Somali Pirates @ Philadelphia Premodernists (c) Hardcore and Television Championships South Bolton Eazy W's (c) @ Glastonbury Knights of Glastonbury Canadian Championship Fhloston Pharmas (c) @ Louisville Muggers United States Championship Coburns (c) @ Florida Oranges lol@joba
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# ? May 28, 2014 21:15 |
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Because I needed more injuries, but I'll deal with that after the update. Pirates win, all others retain.
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# ? May 28, 2014 21:26 |
Dammit Pander, you should pick before my break's up so I can pick. Anyway Coburns Retain, All Other Titles Change Hands
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# ? May 28, 2014 21:38 |
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Monathin posted:Dammit Pander, you should pick before my break's up so I can pick. Sorry, random day at work, forgot about my pick. poo poo. Champramp: How about Harper + pick for this pick?
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# ? May 28, 2014 21:48 |
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Pick 'em: Sleep of the Just Intercontinental, Heavyweight and Larkin-Downing Championships Somali Pirates @ Philadelphia Premodernists (c) Hardcore and Television Championships South Bolton Eazy W's (c) @ Glastonbury Knights of Glastonbury Canadian Championship Fhloston Pharmas (c) @ Louisville Muggers United States Championship Coburns (c) @ Florida Oranges
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# ? May 28, 2014 21:50 |
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Intercontinental, Heavyweight and Larkin-Downing Championships Somali Pirates @ Philadelphia Premodernists (c) Hardcore and Television Championships South Bolton Eazy W's (c) @ Glastonbury Knights of Glastonbury Canadian Championship Fhloston Pharmas (c) @ Louisville Muggers United States Championship Coburns (c) @ Florida Oranges
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# ? May 28, 2014 22:01 |
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Pick 'em: Sleep of the Just Intercontinental, Heavyweight and Larkin-Downing Championships Somali Pirates @ Philadelphia Premodernists (c) Hardcore and Television Championships South Bolton Eazy W's (c) @ Glastonbury Knights of Glastonbury Canadian Championship Fhloston Pharmas (c) @ Louisville Muggers United States Championship Coburns (c) @ Florida Oranges
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# ? May 28, 2014 22:19 |
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Pickem: Muggers and Pirates take, all others retain.
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# ? May 28, 2014 22:57 |
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Lobert takes Chico's bench spot while he tries to untwist his balls for the rest of the season. Pick'em All champs retain.
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# ? May 28, 2014 23:19 |
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Pick 'em: Sleep of the Just Intercontinental, Heavyweight and Larkin-Downing Championships Somali Pirates @ Philadelphia Premodernists (c) Hardcore and Television Championships South Bolton Eazy W's (c) @ Glastonbury Knights of Glastonbury Canadian Championship Fhloston Pharmas (c) @ Louisville Muggers United States Championship Coburns (c) @ Florida Oranges
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# ? May 28, 2014 23:34 |
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Pick 'em: Sleep of the Just All champs retain
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# ? May 28, 2014 23:39 |
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All champs retain.
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# ? May 28, 2014 23:41 |
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Champs to retain.
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# ? May 29, 2014 00:52 |
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Chicago Corruption takes Joe Torre '60 Make him the starting C for all situations. Platoon Votto and Sweeney at 1B Send down Daulton HanRam starts full time vs everyone at SS
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# ? May 29, 2014 00:56 |
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Subpar-League Week 13: We all live in a Super-League world; I want to be the greatest master of them all Games of the Weak Charles Foster Balla posted:
Box Score Mick Freese posted:
Box Score Frank Gaiman posted:
Box Score Team Statistics Analysis As predicted, your offense has surged to the top of the league leaderboards, but for whatever reason the wins haven't caught up yet. Analysis Hippos, crush! Analysis When you look at the month as a whole, you have to see it as a big improvement. Analysis Brooks Robinson? That can't be right. I better fix that before the next sim. Analysis Hey, look at that! You more than doubled your wins in this month. Good job. Analysis It might be a long shot, but this team still has the ability to make a run. Analysis You win some, you lose some. And in the Phantoms' case, it's in that order. Analysis You've had Rick Reuschel for 4 weeks and he's only made two starts. No wonder he's rusty. Analysis If you want to win, you know what you have to do: Kill GVOLTT. Analysis Yeah, the Fat Hippos are probably still better than the Slayers. But it's a lot closer now. Analysis The Mystery of the Missing Wins! With special guest star, Don Knotts. Analysis Just win, baby. Analysis But seriously, how do you reach second on a throwing error by the first baseman? There were two outs. It's not like there was a play at another base. Analysis Looks like I have to amend my earlier statement. Wizards > Witches. Analysis Rest in peace, Evan Longoria. Analysis I'm not quite as down on that trade as everyone else seems to be, I just question what made you think it was going to make your team better. Standings
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# ? May 29, 2014 02:43 |
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lol @ my pythag being about .100 higher than my actual record.
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# ? May 29, 2014 02:49 |
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Oh my god, pull your loving poo poo together Wagner/Soriano! At least going down horribly was entertaining.
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# ? May 29, 2014 02:59 |
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Okay that is a better week. DL Wells, put Larkin in at SS, call up Jeff Heath and put him on the bench. Send Dawson down to the minors and call up Kirby Puckett, slotting him into all lineups that Dawson was in at his spot (LF mostly I believe). Since Larkin is terrible at hitting put him at the bottom of all lineups (above the pitcher though) and just move everyone else up a spot. Finally put Whitaker in for Sandberg vs RHP for the week.
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# ? May 29, 2014 03:30 |