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Andre Le Fuckface
Oct 4, 2008

:pwm:

Haha good one

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Oct 28, 2003




It's real, and it's happening.

Eau de MacGowan
May 12, 2009

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If we had those Rooneybombs in World War I, then World War II would never have happened.

The Big Taff Man
Nov 22, 2005


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England wont win the world cup

serious gaylord
Sep 16, 2007

what.

Taff posted:

England wont win the world cup

Out Welsh twat.

Eau de MacGowan
May 12, 2009

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Smash down that big Jesus and make us a stonehenge in the favelas.

Eau de MacGowan
May 12, 2009

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The ghost of the Mary Rose haunting the beach, big juicy asses doing the miami claps on the rotten decks and on top of spooky cannons.

track day bro!
Feb 17, 2005

#essereFerrari
Grimey Drawer

Taff posted:

England wont win the world cup

Agreed my good friend taff.

Eau de MacGowan
May 12, 2009

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What's that? Germany and Spain are getting off the plane and it's Agincourt all over, a thousand longbowmen loosing sick bodkins through the mists of time.

Eau de MacGowan
May 12, 2009

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The Amazon rainforest? More like Nuovo Dresden, lancasters dropping thousands of pounds of cool breeze bombs that dries the sweat on Jimmy Milner's brow, allows him to nutmeg Pirlo.

serious gaylord
Sep 16, 2007

what.
A cheeky scouse lad has replaced all the spanish blood bags with black pudding.

Eau de MacGowan
May 12, 2009

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The march of time is with us.

It's.

Coming.

Home.

The Big Taff Man
Nov 22, 2005


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i'll do some embarrassing toxx if england win the world cup

Eau de MacGowan
May 12, 2009

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Taff posted:

i'll do some embarrassing toxx if england win the world cup

you'll keep posting exactly as you are?

serious gaylord
Sep 16, 2007

what.

Taff posted:

i'll do some embarrassing toxx if england win the world cup

There'ss nothing embarrassing enough that you wouldn't post it anyway taff mate.

The Big Taff Man
Nov 22, 2005


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if england win the world cup I'll read Eau de MacGowan's posts

serious gaylord
Sep 16, 2007

what.

Taff posted:

if england win the world cup I'll read Eau de MacGowan's posts

Taff.....mate.....no....

Eau de MacGowan
May 12, 2009

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:toxx:

Eau de MacGowan
May 12, 2009

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Rest assured I am going to work on a post that is 700 words long and uses the words fontanel, etiolated and syzygy.

The Big Taff Man
Nov 22, 2005


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serious gaylord posted:

Taff.....mate.....no....

its ok Bhyo imo theres more chance of Jozy winning the golden boot than England winning the world cup

serious gaylord
Sep 16, 2007

what.

Taff posted:

its ok Bhyo imo theres more chance of Jozy winning the golden boot than England winning the world cup

i dont believe this. its coming home.

Total Meatlove
Jan 28, 2007

:japan:
Rangers died, shoujo Hitler cried ;_;

Taff posted:

its ok Bhyo imo theres more chance of Jozy winning the golden boot than England winning the world cup

I reckon if you dropped jimmy 'midfield engine' Milner into the Wales squad they'd qualify for a tournament

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011

Taff posted:

if england win the world cup I'll read Eau de MacGowan's posts

Toxxes should be something realistic Taff.

track day bro!
Feb 17, 2005

#essereFerrari
Grimey Drawer

Taff posted:

if england win the world cup I'll read Eau de MacGowan's posts

Thats ok because england wont win the world cup.

Andre Le Fuckface
Oct 4, 2008

:pwm:

smelly cabin filter posted:

Thats ok because england wont win the world cup.

They will

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The Big Taff Man
Nov 22, 2005


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Total Meatlove posted:

I reckon if you dropped jimmy 'midfield engine' Milner into the Wales squad they'd qualify for a tournament

we're qualifying for the next euros im so excited

track day bro!
Feb 17, 2005

#essereFerrari
Grimey Drawer

Taff posted:

we're qualifying for the next euros im so excited

I hope so taff.

Total Meatlove
Jan 28, 2007

:japan:
Rangers died, shoujo Hitler cried ;_;

Taff posted:

we're qualifying for the next euros im so excited

Now who's being unrealistic?

Mr. Mambold
Feb 13, 2011

Aha. Nice post.



Taff posted:

if england win the world cup I'll read Eau de MacGowan's posts

Haha brytal

The Big Taff Man
Nov 22, 2005


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Total Meatlove posted:

Now who's being unrealistic?

All the people saying "its coming home"

Chris de Sperg
Aug 14, 2009


Taff posted:

All the people saying "its coming home"
its coming home

Andre Le Fuckface
Oct 4, 2008

:pwm:

Chris de Sperg posted:

its coming home

It is

track day bro!
Feb 17, 2005

#essereFerrari
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I dont think its coming home, im just happy we made it to the world cup.

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Nov 22, 2005


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smelly cabin filter posted:

I dont think its coming home, im just happy we made it to the world cup.

I'd like to make the world cup one year

not not luvd
Nov 17, 2006

My Arse!

Taff posted:

I'd like to make the world cup one year

Start training now IMO, you've got a long way to go.

JFairfax
Oct 23, 2008

by FactsAreUseless


"Ever since the dawn of civilisation, people have not been content to see events as unconnected and inexplicable," Hawking began, before launching into his results. "They have craved understanding of the underlying order in the world. The World Cup is no different."

One aspect of England's scratchy record in World Cup penalty shoot-outs since they won the trophy in 1966 perhaps doesn't require a knowledge of high-level mathematics. "As we say in science," Hawking put it, "England couldn't hit a cow's arse with a banjo."

...

Hawking, who may yet win a Nobel prize for noticing that black holes can evaporate, was asked by the Irish bookmaker, Paddy Power, to spend a month looking at England's World Cup performances and draw some conclusions. The company's spokesman, who happens to be named Paddy Power, said he had not expected the world-renowned scientist to agree. "We thought there was a 1% chance he'd say yes. But he did. I was totally surprised," said Power.

To work out the conditions that suited England's football players best, Hawking (or perhaps his students) analysed 45 World Cup matches the team had played since their last tournament win in 1966. They also analysed 204 penalties taken in penalty shoot-outs, a particular weakness for England.

...

He concluded that England need to wear red, play 4-3-3, kick off in the afternoon and avoid referees from South America to best succeed in Brazil

http://www.theguardian.com/science/2014/may/28/stephen-hawking-formulae-england-world-cup-success

track day bro!
Feb 17, 2005

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reminder that our under 17s won a final on penalties against the netherlands. I still dont think it is coming home.

Fluo
May 25, 2007

smelly cabin filter posted:

reminder that our under 17s won a final on penalties against the netherlands. I still dont think it is coming home.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=szYUpVI39-0

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Ponce de Le0n
Jul 6, 2008

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England Will win the world cup

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