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Hank Morgan posted:Vomiting is not a deal breaker. If Hitler had vomited on Chamberlain, Chamberlain still would have given him Czechoslovakia. War. What is it good for?
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Hank Morgan posted:Vomiting is not a deal breaker. If Hitler had vomited on Chamberlain, Chamberlain still would have given him Czechoslovakia. Pfffft. You could hold Chamberlain's head in the toilet and he'd still give ya half of Europe!
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So let me get this straight: You find yourself in the kitchen. You see an éclair in the receptacle. And you think to yourself, "What the hell, I'll just eat some trash.". https://www.teevillain.com/ Edit: Oh, huh. I thought this was a George reference. I haven't seen much of Always Sunny. Red fucked around with this message at 01:50 on May 27, 2014 |
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May 26, 2014 16:55
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GlobalHero06 posted:War. What is it good for? He threw your organizer out the window?!
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May 26, 2014 22:29
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I want you to pick up this big screen TV, and DE-LIV-ER IT...TO HER.
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Red posted:So let me get this straight: You find yourself in the kitchen. You see an éclair in the receptacle. And you think to yourself, "What the hell, I'll just eat some trash.". Above the rim!
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You really think you can manipulate that beautiful young woman like the half-soused nightclub rabble that lap up your inane  observations?
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May 27, 2014 01:53
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What's the deal with cancer?
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May 27, 2014 01:57
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I have cancer!
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May 27, 2014 03:38
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Capisano posted:I have cancer! Skin cancer! 
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May 27, 2014 03:41
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I like to get the daily news.
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May 27, 2014 03:41
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You don't get corned beef like that any more!~
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TMMadman posted:Skin cancer! You call yourself a lifesaver. I call you pimple popper MD!
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May 27, 2014 04:05
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AuxPriest posted:You don't get corned beef like that any more!~ I haven't had a decent sandwich in 13 years!
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May 27, 2014 04:19
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Capt. Sticl posted:I haven't had a decent sandwich in 13 years! ... neither have I.
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May 27, 2014 04:20
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Capt. Sticl posted:I haven't had a decent sandwich in 13 years! I've never had a really good pickle.
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May 27, 2014 04:27
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They say ostrich has less fat but you eat more of it.
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May 27, 2014 04:30
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Yes, well, you know, I’m not thinking about the price. You know you’re the only woman I’ve never thought about the price. Get the lobster. I beg you to get the lobster. Go for the lobster.
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May 27, 2014 04:34
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I didn't say anything. I heard something.
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May 27, 2014 05:46
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Capt. Sticl posted:Yes, well, you know, I’m not thinking about the price. You know you’re the only woman I’ve never thought about the price. Get the lobster. I beg you to get the lobster. Go for the lobster. Um, you know I’m starting to think that maybe lobster isn't the way to go.
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AuxPriest posted:Um, you know I’m starting to think that maybe lobster isn't the way to go. Relax, there's plenty of lobsters in the ocean for everyone.
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Sash! posted:I think it moved He took *huff huff* it out.
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May 27, 2014 15:55
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potee posted:Relax, there's plenty of lobsters in the ocean for everyone. Not that much. You know, they tend to shrink in the water.
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May 27, 2014 16:05
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May 27, 2014 16:14
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potee posted:Relax, there's plenty of lobsters in the ocean for everyone. I can't spend the rest of my life coming into this stinking apartment every ten minutes to pore over the excruciating minutia of every single daily event!
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May 27, 2014 16:18
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Red posted:I can't spend the rest of my life coming into this stinking apartment every ten minutes to pore over the excruciating minutia of every single daily event! I'm sure "Jon" probably misspelled his own name. I know sometimes I spell Jerry with a "G." And an I! 
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Red posted:I can't spend the rest of my life coming into this stinking apartment every ten minutes to pore over the excruciating minutia of every single daily event! I can ball park it.
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May 27, 2014 17:39
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potee posted:I'm sure "Jon" probably misspelled his own name. I know sometimes I spell Jerry with a "G." What, because I didn't think the blind guy did it?
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Capt. Sticl posted:What, because I didn't think the blind guy did it? Do they have a castle in Windsor?
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May 28, 2014 01:30
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Ginette Reno posted:Do they have a castle in Windsor? Well, you know, I've been lyin' about my income for a few years. I figured I could afford a fake house in the Hamptons.
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May 28, 2014 03:59
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Another solarium?
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May 28, 2014 16:35
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mcvey posted:Another solarium? Well, I don't think more flan is the answer! 
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May 28, 2014 16:53
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Oh man, so I fell asleep watching Seinfeld last night and "The Hot Tub" was apparently on. Even for this show, that's an especially manic episode. Lots of weird people in my dreams trying to convince me to take a soak and freaking out about wake up calls. Edit: Thank God I took off my heels and put on my Himalayan Walking Shoes, though. ultramiraculous fucked around with this message at 17:19 on May 28, 2014 |
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May 28, 2014 16:55
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It was the volume. There was a separate knob.
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May 28, 2014 17:30
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You tell that son of a bitch no Yankee is ever coming to Houston! Not as long as you bastards are running things!
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PS. Love the cabin posted:It shrinks? Like a frightened turtle
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Supreme Allah posted:You tell that son of a bitch no Yankee is ever coming to Houston! Not as long as you bastards are running things! Moonlighting for Tyler Chicken? Pretty impressive George. Days with the New York Yankees and nights in Arkensas with a top flight bird outfit. And a hen supervisor to boot. I am blown. Bloooown away. Blown George. Bloooooooooooooooooooown.
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Joose Caboose posted:Like a frightened turtle I'm not ashamed of my body.
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