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Duck Hunt Dog 412 18.24%
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Waluigi 1188 52.59%
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Bicyclops
Aug 27, 2004

It is a little awkward referring to women that you supposedly respect as "females," "girls" or "feminine fighters."

I suppose a clearer way to put my point is that if any corporation or video game convention has the option of prioritizing "serious tournaments" or diversity, it is in their best interest to focus on the latter, particularly in an industry that is absolutely infamous for being hostile toward women.

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F. Lobot
Jul 6, 2010

Bicyclops posted:

It is a little awkward referring to women that you supposedly respect as "females," "girls" or "feminine fighters."

I'm sorry, I don't comprehend the stigma, just trying to use as many synonyms as possible.

I agree with you in the case of these laid back Nintendo exhibitions or conventions, so long as the distinction is clear. If Nintendo were to supposedly sponsor MLG or Evo, and give women preferential seeding so their bracket would be easier for the sake of diversity, that would be a problem.

F. Lobot fucked around with this message at 17:09 on May 30, 2014

greatn
Nov 15, 2006

by Lowtax
Yeah that chaingrabbing woman would have been cool but I'm guessing her smash nickname of Syphilis wouldn't quite work out.

Also other dude don't say "females" when talking about people. Female or Male is only acceptable as an adjective for humans. Males and Females are wild animals.

An adult female person is called a woman. An adult male person is a man.

The 7th Guest
Dec 17, 2003

We just spent a long time pretending the competitive Smash community is important

Endorph
Jul 22, 2009

Women, dude. The one word you've never used is women. I don't mind going 'chicks' or 'girls' or whatever I'm not gonna call you sexist for that, but it is kiiiiinda weird that you've usually literally every word possible for them but 'women.'

Anyway, if you have to spend 20 posts repeating that you totally aren't sexist, for reals, buuuuut, maybe you actually are being kind of a shithead and should just shut up.

Golden Goat
Aug 2, 2012

Quest For Glory II posted:

We just spent a long time pretending the competitive Smash community is important

They used to be until somebody came in and Jizzed all over the smash community's perfect reputation.

greatn
Nov 15, 2006

by Lowtax
Edit: this was unnecessarily mean, sorry

greatn fucked around with this message at 17:22 on May 30, 2014

JordanKai
Aug 19, 2011

Get high and think of me.


Golden Goat posted:

They used to be until somebody came in and Jizzed all over the smash community's perfect reputation.

That was really more the sperm droplet that broke the camel's back.

The 7th Guest
Dec 17, 2003

Like diversity is good and we can take that from that conversation but in the time I was asleep I came to the realization that we almost gave respect and consideration to the smash brothers game for children competitive fighting industry and for that I apologize and have already rewired in my brain to pay that respect towards a more worthy endeavor like the Coney Island hot dog eating competition on July 4th

Endorph
Jul 22, 2009

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=azTEfWNbcc4

PantsBandit
Oct 26, 2007

it is both a monkey and a boombox
Jesus at this point I'd rather we just go back to talking about how Samus's boobs are too big.

Zain
Dec 6, 2009

It's only forever, not long at all

PantsBandit posted:

Jesus at this point I'd rather we just go back to talking about how Samus's boobs are too big.

Is there really a "Too big" for breasts? :commissar:

Zain fucked around with this message at 17:27 on May 30, 2014

Double May Care
Mar 28, 2012

We need Dragon-type Pokemon to help us prepare our food before we cook it. We're not sure why!

Zain posted:

Is there really a "Too big" for breasts? :v:

I don't know. On a scale of 1 to Ridley...

greatn
Nov 15, 2006

by Lowtax

PantsBandit posted:

Jesus at this point I'd rather we just go back to talking about how Samus's boobs are too big.

When Ridley joins the battle and Samus is in play, a new character is unlocked, "Young Samus". Her boobs are still the same size though.

Bicyclops
Aug 27, 2004

Quest For Glory II posted:

Like diversity is good and we can take that from that conversation but in the time I was asleep I came to the realization that we almost gave respect and consideration to the smash brothers game for children competitive fighting industry and for that I apologize and have already rewired in my brain to pay that respect towards a more worthy endeavor like the Coney Island hot dog eating competition on July 4th

I mean, this is more or less my point: that the specific thing we're talking about (being the best at pressing the buttons in the cartoon fighting game) is so unimportant that almost literally any measure that is taken which may result in women feeling more comfortable participating in video games as a hobby is a better decision.

In the scale of importance, there are of course a ton of things that are more important than women feeling more comfortable participating in video games, but it has so much more relevance and importance than "the integrity of Smash Brothers competitive play" that the latter is not worth considering.

F. Lobot
Jul 6, 2010

Endorph posted:

Women, dude. The one word you've never used is women. I don't mind going 'chicks' or 'girls' or whatever I'm not gonna call you sexist for that, but it is kiiiiinda weird that you've usually literally every word possible for them but 'women.'

I don't want to continue this either, but that's not true: http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3623565&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=115#post430331327

Also, isn't it a compliment to call a grown woman a girl, the same way it is to call a boy 'young man'? Usually, women want to look eternally youthful, and boys want to look rugged, badass, and manly.

Endorph
Jul 22, 2009

F. Lobot posted:

Also, isn't it a compliment to call a grown woman a girl, the same way it is to call a boy 'young man'? Usually, women want to look eternally youthful, and boys want to look rugged, badass, and manly.
You seriously need to stop talking.

But for the record, in certain contexts it could be considered a compliment, *I guess,* like if you're specifically saying someone looks young, but women do in fact care about things other than their looks. For instance, respect. Do you not get how, in the context of 'these people shouldn't be here, or are not as good as the others', calling them 'girls' could come across disrespectful and rude? As if you're calling them immature, or worth less respect than the men.

Endorph fucked around with this message at 17:33 on May 30, 2014

Bicyclops
Aug 27, 2004

F. Lobot posted:


Also, isn't it a compliment to call a grown woman a girl, the same way it is to call a boy 'young man'? Usually, women want to look eternally youthful, and boys want to look rugged, badass, and manly.

It is not and sounds belittling, hope this helps.

Golden Goat
Aug 2, 2012

Sooooo the adapter thing is pretty cool. Does that mean we're getting a rerelease of Gamecube controllers too?

Zain
Dec 6, 2009

It's only forever, not long at all

Golden Goat posted:

Sooooo the adapter thing is pretty cool. Does that mean we're getting a rerelease of Gamecube controllers too?

Oh god one could only hope! That controller was the only reason Starfox Adventures is even remotely enjoyable to play.

Bicyclops
Aug 27, 2004

It's a little funny how the relative sizes of hitboxes, the advantages of the currently extinct wavebird and Waluigi poetry are all perfectly acceptable topics but the second that the participation of or depiction of women comes up, even when it is relevant to the most recent published news items, there is always a panicky crusade to change the subject as quickly as possible.

I do hope they re-release something like a Wavebird and that it's affordable. It would do a lot to get the Melee crowd interested in the game.

PantsBandit
Oct 26, 2007

it is both a monkey and a boombox

Bicyclops posted:

It's a little funny how the relative sizes of hitboxes, the advantages of the currently extinct wavebird and Waluigi poetry are all perfectly acceptable topics but the second that the participation of or depiction of women comes up, even when it is relevant to the most recent published news items, there is always a panicky crusade to change the subject as quickly as possible.

I do hope they re-release something like a Wavebird and that it's affordable. It would do a lot to get the Melee crowd interested in the game.

It's because everybody is basically saying the same thing and has been for the past two pages except for the occasional stupid person who says something stupid and everybody latches onto it for another page.

Golden Goat
Aug 2, 2012

I wonder if the WiiU pro controller would be any use in this case? It comfortable enough and for stuff like Wonderful 101 it works perfectly.

F. Lobot
Jul 6, 2010

Golden Goat posted:

Sooooo the adapter thing is pretty cool. Does that mean we're getting a rerelease of Gamecube controllers too?

Most likely, the controller they showed has a new Smash logo so it's probably a reissue.

This is the best news of all because it will keep the Melee scene alive, even better if they release Melee on virtual console or an HD port.

The two remaining questions are: will it lag? and will it work for Wii games?

Endorph posted:

But for the record, in certain contexts it could be considered a compliment, *I guess,* like if you're specifically saying someone looks young, but women do in fact care about things other than their looks. For instance, respect. Do you not get how, in the context of 'these people shouldn't be here, or are not as good as the others', calling them 'girls' could come across disrespectful and rude? As if you're calling them immature, or worth less respect than the men.

I did not realize. It was unintentional and I am sorry.

The End.

TheKingofSprings
Oct 9, 2012
It's pretty much a given we're getting 3 Fire Emblem characters now that Ike's confirmed, right? I can't imagine them not giving Chrom/NotChrom a slot when Awakening was the best seller that series had and Star Fox had 3 last time when that series was deader than dead.

Endorph
Jul 22, 2009

Yeah, definitely getting 3 FE characters. The only question I have is if we're getting a second FE stage, too, since 3 characters with only one stage is kind of weird.

A stage based on the Tower or the Ruins from Sacred Stones would be pretty cool, you could have monsters run by and attack and poo poo.

Golden Goat
Aug 2, 2012

F. Lobot posted:

Most likely, the controller they showed has a new Smash logo so it's probably a reissue.
I have a bad feeling that's just for the tournament. There's something off about it in those pictures.

TheKingofSprings
Oct 9, 2012

Endorph posted:

Yeah, definitely getting 3 FE characters. The only question I have is if we're getting a second FE stage, too, since 3 characters with only one stage is kind of weird.

A stage based on the Tower or the Ruins from Sacred Stones would be pretty cool, you could have monsters run by and attack and poo poo.

Was the stage from Brawl a map in an FE game, or was it just ~generic castle~?

I'm not too familiar with the series (just hopped in on the new one) but is there any particularly iconic place they could use?

Bicyclops
Aug 27, 2004

Golden Goat posted:

I have a bad feeling that's just for the tournament. There's something off about it in those pictures.

It'd be really weird for them to start selling a Gamecube controller port and not also start selling controllers, I think.

PantsBandit
Oct 26, 2007

it is both a monkey and a boombox

TheKingofSprings posted:

Was the stage from Brawl a map in an FE game, or was it just ~generic castle~?

I'm not too familiar with the series (just hopped in on the new one) but is there any particularly iconic place they could use?

Well I can think of a couple battlefields from Awakening that would make awesome stages. At one point you fight on an active volcano, another fight is on the roots of a giant tree.

TheKingofSprings
Oct 9, 2012
And given that yes, they're pretty much for Smash, branding them with the logo isn't too bad of an idea (it owns, actually, I really like that logo they went with).

Edit: ^You mention those, and not about being on the back of a giant dragon :black101:? I was thinking about places more from games not named Awakening, since Arena Ferox is the (pretty cool) place that represents that game and I don't see it needing more than one stage.

TheKingofSprings fucked around with this message at 17:52 on May 30, 2014

Golden Goat
Aug 2, 2012

Bicyclops posted:

It'd be really weird for them to start selling a Gamecube controller port and not also start selling controllers, I think.

Considering the amount of times players were screaming out for gamecube controllers I figure they'll make a neat profit off all this. Assuming that most people will want the game + 1-4 controllers + the adapter.

DoctorWhat
Nov 18, 2011

A little privacy, please?

Golden Goat posted:

Considering the amount of times players were screaming out for gamecube controllers I figure they'll make a neat profit off all this. Assuming that most people will want the game + 1-4 controllers + the adapter.

I reckon they'll bundle the adapter with one Smash-Branded GCN controller for around $30-$40 total.

Zain
Dec 6, 2009

It's only forever, not long at all
I'm still fruitlessly holding out for a Custom Robo character to be playable. :pray:

F. Lobot
Jul 6, 2010

DoctorWhat posted:

I reckon they'll bundle the adapter with one Smash-Branded GCN controller for around $30-$40 total.

I'm hoping the adapter is packaged with the game by default, because it would suck to bring your own controller to a friend's house and not be able to use it.

Golden Goat posted:

I have a bad feeling that's just for the tournament. There's something off about it in those pictures.

They wouldn't show it off to softcore porn music and then not sell it. Nintendo needs to make money.

F. Lobot fucked around with this message at 18:01 on May 30, 2014

TARDISman
Oct 28, 2011



TheKingofSprings posted:

Was the stage from Brawl a map in an FE game, or was it just ~generic castle~?

I'm not too familiar with the series (just hopped in on the new one) but is there any particularly iconic place they could use?

It was a generic castle, the designers thought just a multi part castle siege represented the series as a whole well, since apart from certain instances all the stages in Fire Emblem games are kinda interchangeable. At least until Awakening.

Endorph
Jul 22, 2009

TheKingofSprings posted:

Was the stage from Brawl a map in an FE game, or was it just ~generic castle~?

I'm not too familiar with the series (just hopped in on the new one) but is there any particularly iconic place they could use?
The stage from brawl was just an amalgation of a bunch of generic FE concepts, like castles or a lava stage.

As for iconic places? Absolutely. One place that comes to mind is The Dread Isle from FE7. About a fourth of the game takes place there, including the climax of the game, and it's got a magical gate that summons dragons and poo poo and everything. It'd make for a neat stage. And as mentioned, The Ruins/The Tower from FE8, which are infested with creepy monsters that'd make for fun stage hazards. They could even have Lyon (and his sweet-rear end cape ) appear as a boss hazard if they went that route. Not to mention, with Marth, Ike, an Awakening rep, and Lyn as an assist trophy, FE4/5 and FE8 are the only games without any gameplay representation in Smash.

Endorph fucked around with this message at 18:07 on May 30, 2014

Raserys
Aug 22, 2011

IT'S YA BOY
Grima's Back.

Mister Olympus
Oct 31, 2011

Buzzard, Who Steals From Dead Bodies
Rainbow Mario stage/F-Zero stage-alike that goes through the entirety of the FE4/5 world.

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Terper
Jun 26, 2012


Speaking of though, I hadn't thought about it, but since Ike's still with us, in Radiant Dawn form, we'll hopefully get some tracks from RD as well as Awakening. 'Cause I really wanna Smash to some mix of The Devoted, don't let me down Sakurai. I don't really care what music they pick from Awakening, it's all fantastic, but I'd be surprised if they don't include Id Purpose.

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