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duralict
Sep 18, 2007

this isn't hug club at all
The subletters moved into a niche in our stairwell right outside my room when my housemate came back. They've been there for weeks and they snore really loudly and steal all my food.

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Thin Privilege
Jul 8, 2009
IM A STUPID MORON WITH AN UGLY FACE AND A BIG BUTT AND MY BUTT SMELLS AND I LIKE TO KISS MY OWN BUTT
Gravy Boat 2k
I bought too many fresh fruits and vegetables and now I'm afraid I won't be able to eat them all before they go bad and I have to throw them out. But if I eat too many to prevent that, my stomach will hurt from being full and I will gain weight from the sweet, sweet fruits.


Fake edit: I decided to eat more fruit before hitting post and now I'm full of Ataulfo mango, and it's slightly uncomfortable. :(

Ensign Expendable
Nov 11, 2008

Lager beer is proof that god loves us
Pillbug
I bought a six pack of ginger beer, but it barely tastes of ginger and not at all of beer :(

Fur20
Nov 14, 2007

すご▞い!
君は働か░い
フ▙▓ズなんだね!
I need a driver for my scanner but even when I searched plain +"Hewlett-Packard" on Google, the only hits are shady knockoff sites :(

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

The only way to find legitimate drivers is through a company site. Sometimes you have to go to like https://www.canon.uzbekistan to find the actual files though.

Also Google sucks.

Ensign Expendable
Nov 11, 2008

Lager beer is proof that god loves us
Pillbug
There was an extremely shady Polish (I think) site with all sorts of obscure BIOSes. It was plastered in popups and porn ads and poo poo, but all of them worked fine.

Mikl
Nov 8, 2009

Vote shit sandwich or the shit sandwich gets it!
I had to throw away a nice steak; it went bad before I could cook it and eat it because I ate out too many times this week :sigh:


Also I have a nice car that runs perfectly fine, but because of insurance / legal sheganinans I'll have to buy a new one in about a year :sigh:^2

Baronjutter
Dec 31, 2007

"Tiny Trains"

I got a brand new computer but it's coming from the US and I got my friends in the US to put it on a ferry to me so I could get it for the weekend but the loving customs office is closed on the weekend so it's going to sit at the ferry terminal all weekend because duties.

Aquila
Jan 24, 2003

My friend at the Kings playoff game just complained to me that the luxury box he's in doesn't have nachos.

e: I had to miss a free Kings playoff game because I'm traveling on business.

empty sea
Jul 17, 2011

gonna saddle my seahorse and float out to the sunset
The fries at the Vittles by my work used to be amazing, now they are soggy, limp and fairly tasteless. But I keep ordering them because I am full of hope that they will become amazing again.

ilysespieces
Oct 5, 2009

When life becomes too painful, sometimes it's better to just become a drunk.
I'm moving to a huge [and relatively cheap, for the are, at least] apartment but we have to move out of our teeny studio tomorrow and can't move in until Monday after 9am so I'm stuck at my parent's house, away from my boyfriend. I have a hard time sleeping without his stupid snoring.

He's paying for the uhaul but I may have to drive it and I don't want to.

Spooky Bear Ghost
Sep 17, 2010

lets get spooky
I asked my parents to help me find professional help for an impulse disorder I've developed. My mother told me to stop self diagnosing an that I need to do yoga to fix it. I went on a long walk to cool my head, but my shoes had 0 arch support so today my heel feels like it's on fire.


Ughhhh :eng99:

Ms Adequate
Oct 30, 2011

Baby even when I'm dead and gone
You will always be my only one, my only one
When the night is calling
No matter who I become
You will always be my only one, my only one, my only one
When the night is calling



Anatharon posted:

Other then Hotline Miami 2 there's no games I really care about right now.

This guy's not playing State of Decay: Lifeline, Space Engineers, or Watch_Doges.

No More Toast
May 11, 2013

Atheist! Imperialist!!

I've somehow managed to forget the passcode for my phone, despite having entered it several times a day for the last six months. Trying to remember from muscle memory isn't helping, so I'm pretty sure I'm going to have to reset it.

creatine
Jan 27, 2012




My GTX 460 video card is dying :smith:

I want to play games but will now have to decide between a video card or getting my new bike :smith:

A Fancy 400 lbs
Jul 24, 2008
Comcast sent us a new modem/gateway and to get it into Bridge mode so I can just use my own wireless router I have to contact support because they don't allow you to set it yourself in their firmware.

Stupid_Sexy_Flander
Mar 14, 2007

Is a man not entitled to the haw of his maw?
Grimey Drawer
When I first checked my tracking number for a package it said it'd be here today and when I checked it a few mins ago it said it'll be here tuesday.

It's a backup dremel tool so i don't really NEED it right now, but dammit I was all hyped to get something in today and it ain't gonna happen.

Fur20
Nov 14, 2007

すご▞い!
君は働か░い
フ▙▓ズなんだね!

Pumpy Dumper posted:

I want to play games but will now have to decide between a video card or getting my new bike :smith:
Get the 770, walking everywhere will help you burn those GPU-induced calories :v:

Fashionable Jorts
Jan 18, 2010

Maybe if I'm busy it could keep me from you



The White Dragon posted:

Get the 770, walking everywhere will help you burn those GPU-induced calories :v:

New video cards are so excessive. I've got a near 4 year old one and it's running every modern game just fine. Games have stagnated so hard recently you'll be fine if you buy a mid-range, or a top-end from a generation ago and save a few bucks.

eating only apples
Dec 12, 2009

Shall we dance?
My stupid dang phone has stopped getting signal from anywhere and I can't work out a genuine fix for it so I guess I gotta buy a new phone :sigh:

(HTC Desire S)

Fur20
Nov 14, 2007

すご▞い!
君は働か░い
フ▙▓ズなんだね!

kannonfodder posted:

New video cards are so excessive. I've got a near 4 year old one and it's running every modern game just fine. Games have stagnated so hard recently you'll be fine if you buy a mid-range, or a top-end from a generation ago and save a few bucks.
It's getting hard to find an AMD 6800HD series that isn't a refurb (and my old 5800 series is completely off the market), and even then that's still so expensive you might as well drop the extra $80-100 on something that came out within the past twelve months. If you buy older tech, get a lemon and have to replace it, you're SOL.

A very first world analogy: if you're going shopping for a fridge, chances are you're probably gonna get the one made in Germany with the ten year warranty even though it costs $200 more than the Kenmore one made in Korea with door handles that'll snap off after six months.

mamelon
Oct 9, 2010

by Lowtax
I want to relax with a hot bath, but I have a small cut and stitches that I'm not supposed to submerge.

Ensign Expendable
Nov 11, 2008

Lager beer is proof that god loves us
Pillbug
My tap water isn't as cold as I would like it to be.

Decrepus
May 21, 2008

In the end, his dominion did not touch a single poster.


I tried to tether my phone to my computer for wi-fi in my hotel room without paying for it but couldn't get a signal. I had to walk across the room and sit my phone on the windowsill to get it to work.

Greatbacon
Apr 9, 2012

by Pragmatica
I just bought a window mount AC for the summer but it isn't quite hot enough to actually justify using it yet.

Roleplaying Dad
Jan 23, 2005

Invisibilityrific
I want to take a nap, but I have an appointment for a massage at a swanky spa downtown, paid for with a gift cert, in an hour.

Also driving around with the top down on my convertible too long gives me a sunburn on my elbow.

Roleplaying Dad has a new favorite as of 22:38 on Jun 1, 2014

ToxicSlurpee
Nov 5, 2003

-=SEND HELP=-


Pillbug
My favorite League of Legends champion got nerfed into the dirt. They're still my favorite but I have to play somebody else because they suck so much.

Inzombiac
Mar 19, 2007

PARTY ALL NIGHT

EAT BRAINS ALL DAY


I'm a little sick and this organic lemon ginger tea is making it better but today at work my throat was a little scratchy.

Digital_Jesus
Feb 10, 2011

I washed my bike this morning and went for a ride and it's covered in bug splatter again. More washing tomorrow :smith:. It never ends.

Roleplaying Dad posted:

Also driving around with the top down on my convertible too long gives me a sunburn on my elbow.

Same with the Jeep. It's the little things in life ya know?

Flaccid Trip
Apr 29, 2008

There are never any shady spots in the lot at work because I'm always there too late, and the overnight staff or people that had earlier shifts than I did have gotten the few that exist.

It's only going to get hotter, and I am an idiot for buying a black car in Texas. But at least I wasn't dumb enough to get vinyl or leather seats!

Stupid_Sexy_Flander
Mar 14, 2007

Is a man not entitled to the haw of his maw?
Grimey Drawer
I'm trying to pre order a video game from best buy and their website won't let me choose in store pickup, and it's been broke for like 2 days now.

I JUST WANNA GET VIDJA GAME :qq:

Miss Kalle
Jan 4, 2013

This avatar is lacking a certain something, don't you think? IT'S MISSING YOUR SCREAMS, TRANSFER STUDENT!
The dog keeps running into my room and jumping on the bed while I'm trying to make the bed.

cobalt impurity
Apr 23, 2010

I hope he didn't care about that pizza.
I want to eat more curry but my stomach only has so much room, and also I need to leave plenty for my girlfriend and I to eat tonight.

I want more now, not in 4 hours. :smithicide:

Baronjutter
Dec 31, 2007

"Tiny Trains"

cobalt impurity posted:

I want to eat more curry but my stomach only has so much room, and also I need to leave plenty for my girlfriend and I to eat tonight.

I want more now, not in 4 hours. :smithicide:

The romans had a solution to this problem, perhaps you're not as first world as you thought. Only a barbarian or peasant denies them self food simply because they are "full".

Oh Hell No
Oct 10, 2007

I've got the world on a string.


I wanna pet the otters at my work so bad, but even the head biologist can't handle them unless they're sedated. Guess I'll just have to settle for petting my dog at home...

PlantRobot
Feb 13, 2010
There is an owl making noise at night. I live in a city. I am not magical. I am not prepared to deal with this poo poo.

Digital_Jesus
Feb 10, 2011

PlantRobot posted:

There is an owl making noise at night. I live in a city. I am not magical. I am not prepared to deal with this poo poo.

Hoot?

Celery Face
Feb 18, 2012
Those jellybeans I bought tasted kind of weird and now I don't feel very good. I should have bought skittles instead.

MisterBibs
Jul 17, 2010

dolla dolla
bill y'all
Fun Shoe
In my joy of leaving a season with cold, dry, lip-drying-out air temps that compel me to habitually chew the poo poo out of them, I forgot that I'll have the A/C on enough that the air is still lip-chewingly cold and dry. :(

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PlantRobot
Feb 13, 2010

more of a hoo hoo HOO HOO

yeah it's one of these
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hqh5Ve5225g

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